Amps of Anarchy: Episode 1

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>>1752812
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>I CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>1752812
>wake up i guess

power: being able to stretch my body

weakness: the cold will effect my stretching
"yare yare daze" i say as i wake up

>>1752812
>Name: In name field faget
>Power: you stop time and become a kind of ghost that can interact with the physical world. You move faster than your regular self but are still just as strong, and you have 7 seconds in this form to do whatever
>Let's rock

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>>1752812
>most whites end looking like pic related

good thing teratophilia is my main fetish tho

>>1752845
>>1752858
>>1752859
You wake up in a ship, stranded in space. You remember you were on a mission to transport something, but everything went wrong when some space pirates attacked your ship. You look outside, and you're in the middle of space. You are nowhere, and lost. It's cold here, and the food is running out. Your stomach growls but you refrain from eating all the food. The oxygen levels deplete slowly as time goes by.

"Damn it..." you hear in the distance, a man in the ship looks for supplies. This man is Frank Foyle, he is a mutant like you, and he controls electricity through his mind and body.

>>1752845
>Power:Ultra Enhanced Sights

Power: electrokinesis

>>1752881
''AYO WHERE DA FOOD AT?''
>Ask for food

>>1752881
Doc Kong
Power:Healing,but it saps life force.


>Wake up and look around

>>1752881
"damn... how did i end up on this ship?" i say while rubbing my head

"i could swore i was just in school..."

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>Name Trujillo de Ramos
>I deal the same amount of damage to the person that i last touched when i recieve damage too

>>1752881
'What are you searching mate'

>>1752881
"Okay, what happened after those pirate niggers attacked us?"
>Check all the systems to see what happened

>>1752876
>>1752883
>>1752886
>>1752908
Through the hall in the ship, Frank Foyle runs down, panting.

"I can't find anything, guys." he says, while gasping for air. He is disappointed at his lack of discovery of anything.

>>1752898

Frank Foyle looks at you.

"We're running out of food, next meal time is in an hour." He opens a cabinet to his side, only to find nothing.

>>1752915

Frank Foyle looks at you as you scratch your head in confusion. You can see pity in his expression.

"Did you forget that your job was transporting something here, with us? Pull yourself together."

>>1752920
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An oxygen tank blows up and some other undamaged tanks fly across the ship. One of them hits you square across the face. You now have a big bruise on your cheek.

"I was searching for food, and couldn't find any."

>>1752924

You check the systems and see a message on the system: "Fan error". The fan was ruptured and the system won't work anymore. Those pirates really did a number on the ship. You're lucky you're not dead.

>>1752949
''AYO MAN WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE''
>Look for a way out

>>1752949
'Do these people even have restaurants?'

>>1752949
i scratch my head "i'm a highschool student..."

i start looking around the ship. are there any escape pods?

>>1752949
"Damn, the fans are broken. Guess cooling isn't needed in the cold vacuum of space anyways"
>Try to find some spare oxygen tanks

>>1752969
>>1752975
>>1752978
>>1752991

A bright light shines in. It illuminates the side on Foyle's face as he is looking at you. His eyes peer over to the window where the light is coming from. He looks outside and his face changes. He is filled with joy, but isn't saying anything, until now, he says:

"A ship! We're saved!"

The other ship stops in front of your ship. This other ship is a government ship, it has come for something. A radio transmission is heard in the ship:

"Give us the polonium."

Foyle goes and grabs the polonium. This is the thing you were carrying with you on the trip in space. Foyle puts on his space suit and goes outside, while you all watch. He has taken the oxygen tanks so he can make it to the government ship.

name: Maximiliano Milan

Power: network of energy inside the body can affect the flow of matter and energy of the subject's body and that around him

Weaknesses:
vulnerable as any common human
the network can be disrupted by a certain voltage of electricity
Use causes stress and pain in the body
Excessive use of power can cause damage on the user

>>1753023
>Keep watching
>Use my accurate sights to try and spot anything

>>1753023
i watch

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>>1753023
>watch

>>1753023
>Grab a weapon that's laying around the ship, hide it in my space suit, and follow Foyle

>wake up

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>>1753053
>>1753062
>>1753070

Foyle hands the polonium over to the ship, which is taken by a robotic arm. But... something's wrong. The government ship isn't doing anything. Foyle calls them through the radio:

"Alright, you can let us in now."

The ship does nothing, its door doesn't open. What is going on? The radio gets a signal back from the government ship:

"Don't make us laugh, you filthy mutants. You thought we were going to take you to safety? Ha! You're not worth the risk!"

Foyle responds:

"Hey wait a minute-"

The government ship blasts off into space and Foyle is sent back into the ship. You all were betrayed, double crossed, backstabbed. They didn't save you! They left you to die! Foyle turns around and looks at you guys. You all can see the anger and betrayal in his eyes.

"They're letting us rot... even though we were doing what we could to help them... they wronged us..." he says.

>>1753023
>Watch this go down.

>>1753081
''Damn shame''
>Lights a cigar
>Drinks Vodka

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>>1753081
'Don't worry mate'
'Let's find some humans, we kill them and form a rebellion agaisn't the Goverment'

>>1753081
"Do we got any way to get back to earth, Foyle? I've been itching to give some niggers hell ever since I left that commie hellhole of a rock in space."

>>1753081
"Damn it!"
>Look for a control panel of anything
"Looks like we'll have to crash land this."

>>1753099
Fuck I knew I shouldn't wake up today

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>>1753081
"well shit"


"this ship must have escape pods, or a method of escape if something like this happens"

i walk around looking for escape pods

>>1753084
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>>1753099
>>1753102
>>1753107

Foyle, being filled with pure rage and revenge, he smashes the control panel with his fist, and leaves it in, conducting power into it due to his ability. The control panel turns on, and shows a map, earth is far away. Foyle pulls his hand out, and snatches the lighter from igor. He takes the oxygen tanks and tapes them to the hull of the ship outside. He takes igors lighter and lights the top of all the oxygen tanks, the ship starts going super fast, heading towards earth. Foyle hangs onto the ship while it is going 100,000 km per minute. Earth is now visible, and growing fast in sight. Its getting close, brace for impact!

(Roll to see how you do.)

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>>1753143
Roll

>>1753143
''SHEEEEEEEEEIT''
>Slav Squat
>Drink Vodka
>Brace for impact while squatting and drinking vodka

>>1753102
>go to the safest point of the ship and call everyone else to go there

>>1753143
i brace for impact

>>1753143
"EVERYONE BRACE!"
>Grab onto something tight.

>>1753143
>braces

The ship lands hard, into an airport. No one is injured, even the people in the airport. Just the infrastructure is severely damaged.

>>1753152

On the impact, a metal piece flies out of the ship and stabs into your chest, breaking all of your ribs.

>>1753154

You fly into the front of the ship and hit your head hard.

>>1753155
>>1753157
>>1753159
>>1753186

You all don't get hurt, but thrown around a lot. You can climb out now.

>>1753192
i climb out of the crashed ship, and run back home without saying a word to anyone

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>>1753192
'fuck guys.. my chest'

>>1753192
''CYKAAA,FUCKING HELL DIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN ZER MOTHERLAND''
>Drinks Vodka to make the pain go away
>Climb out

Holler If Your Dead

>>1753192
>Look at the map and figure out where we are.
"Anybody need a medic?!"

>>1753213
Can we do this again?

>>1753192
>look for a weapon inside the crashed spacecraft
>I'm gonna make moonman look like a nigger lover after this

>>1752812
>Name: Trashbin (not real name kek)
>Power: Can eat anything and regurgitate it at high veloicty

>>1753205
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You run through the airport but are stopped by the huge crowd of people watching you.
>>1753206
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The humans around you try to not touch you. Some of them even laugh. Luckily Foyle gets some alcohol from the ship and disinfects your wound.
>>1753207
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The vodka is quite effective; You feel no pain, and when you climb out, you see people staring at you.
>>1753210
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You are fatally wounded and die from internal bleeding.
>>1753213
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The map burned away due to the propulsion and friction against the earth's atmosphere.
>>1753226
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You find a piece of metal, it is sharp on an end, you can use it.
>>1753258
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You are not hurt at all, but people stare at the ship you are in.

>>1753326
>I was talking in this post >>1753210 OP

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>>1753326
'Doc can you do something?'

>>1753326
"fuck, i'm causing to much attention..."

run through the crowd and try to hail a taxi

>>1753326
''CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT''
>Pull My Ak-47
>Ultra Sights activate
>Physically Remove them while listening to the Soviet anthem

>>1753326
>start stabbing nonwhites to death, looking for a vehicle to drive around in the process

>>1753360
>USE RUSSIAN SPIRIT TO SAVE SOLID ANON
''CHEEEEKI BREEEEEKI''

>>1753326
>Try to heal up Trujillo then exit the ship.

>stand around confused as to what to do

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>>1753381

Since Solid Anon rolled a 06, shit hits the fan. The crowd of people retracts, something is coming. A man walks out from the crowd. Its a mutant for the government. Here are his specs:

Name: Flame
Rank:B
Power: Manipulation of fire
Danger level: Pretty dangerous

Flame shoots high pressure fire out of his hands and gives Solid Anon 3rd degree burns all over his body. Flame says:

"Targets identified. Undocumented mutants. Will terminate.". Its almost like he is talking to someone over the radio or something. Foyle looks over at him, and lightning starts to surge from him. Since noob rolled dubs, the hovering uber arrives. You guys can run to the uber, or fight flame.

>>1753423
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Speaks in Slavish*
>Forgets about the flame guy,he focus on ethnically cleasing the mixed bystanders

>>1753423
i look over to the flame guy "fuck that shit!" i take the uber home, but wait to see if anyone wants to join me.

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>>1753423
not sure if i'm dead or alive

>>1753423
>run to uber like a pussy
>"I'd rather live to fight another day than just die here"

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>>1753423

>>1753446
'MATE WAIT FOR ME'
>Get in that uber

>>1753453
(just make a new character, you died)

>>1753423
"Fuck this.I'm a doctor."
>Get in the uber and leave.

>>1753423
"FUCKING HELL"
>activate power, try to break his neck in ghost form

>>1753444
Holy shit you got trips. You kill all the nonwhites in the airport, but be careful, flame is still alive. Its either run or fight. You can see Foyle running for the uber.

>>1753446
>>1753456
>>1753458
>>1753460

You all make it to the uber. You have to tell the driver where to go.

>>1753472
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Nope, you can't do that. Not only are you hungry, but you are badly burned. You can't use your power for shit. It is recommended you head for the uber.

>>1753501
>get to the cab

>>1753501
>look to everybody else in the uber
"Where the fuck do we go now?"

>>1753501
>>1753506
"fuck, let's go to my house! my parents are on leave for work!"

"take use to " gives adress

>>1753501
''WAIT THERE COMRADE''
>Hop in the uber before it goes away

>>1753501
"Far away.Shadiest place you can find."

>>1753516
oops meant for
>>1753501

>>1753516
us*

>>1753501
>>1753516
'Wanna a handshake?'

>>1753512
"Fuck it, let's go"

>>1753530
"wut..."

>>1753459
thanks!

>Name: Todd Thompson
>Power: Nano-Active Blood
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organite_Manipulation

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>>1753512
>>1753506
>>1753505

You all get in the uber and head out to noobs address. Flame watches you guys leave, and stares at you guys while you fade into the distance. He is planning something...

You guys appear at noobs house. It is empty, and you can feel the emptiness. On the TV, which is turned on, features mutants who escaped. These mutants are you guys.

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>>1753537
'Wanna have a handshake or not, the name's Trujillo'

>>1753563
"Oi Noob, you got any food? I'm starving."

>>1753563
>looks around house
>turns to everybody there
"So, what weird shit can you guys do?"

>>1753566
"uh, sure why not"

>>1753563
"fuck... i'm famous... this is not good"

>>1753505
>>1753506
>>1753518
>>1753520
>>1753530
"alright niggers... my parents aren't gonna be here for a few days. there's no food, order some pizza or some shit. i have to go to school tomorrow, stay or don't stay i don't care."

>>1753563
>Looks at Driver
''Da svidahnia nedochelovecheskiy''
>Shoots him in the head

>>1753585
"How long exactly?"

>>1753601
"3 or 4. as you can see the house is pretty big, my father works a good job."

>>1753585
''Don't Worry Tovarich i've got some vodka''

>>1753606
"I see. What should we do in the meantime?"
>checks through cupboards for food

>>1753578
>>1753585
>>1753589

A knock on the door is heard. Shit! Who could this be?

>>1753585
"Perhaps I can join your school as say...a nurse?"

>>1753629
>Peek and check who it is.

>>1753563
>Eat some food in the house

>>1753629
>Hide

>>1753629
"Shitshitshit"
"Noob, it's your house. You go check."

>>1753629
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A WESTERN SPY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Strafe the Door with my AK-47

>>1753621
i throw you the phone "order some pizza or something."

>>1753629
i hear the knoch, i check the cameras to see who it is.

>>1753637
"i don't know, it could work"

>>1753629
>grabs metal
>walks up to door, ready to stab a nigger

>>1753659
"Well? Who the fuck is it?"

>>1753662
>>1753659
>>1753654
>>1753652
>>1753647
>>1753644

At the other side of the door is a girl. She is in a high school uniform. She yells:
"Hello? Anyone there?". One of you open the door, and the girl is surprised to see you guys, since you were featured on TV.

"Aaaaah! What?! Noob! What are these mutants doing to you?!"

>>1753704
>Walk up to girl
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Oh yeah, and nice tits by the way."

>>1753704
"Mutant!"
"I am a man(?) of medicine too let you know!"

>>1753704
''QUIET NOW WESTERN SPY,ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL SHOOT YOU FOR ZER MOTHERLAND''
>Blindfold her
''TO ZA EXECUTION SQUAD FOR YOU WESTERN SPY''

>>1753704
>grab her throat, throw her into the house and close the door
"Who the hell are you, filthy nonwhite? And how did you find us?"

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>>1753704
'What the hell is this'

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>>1753704
i laugh while rubbing my neck "i... met them... somewhere..."
>>1753716
i push this nigger back, while putting my hand over his mouth
"shhhh!"
>>1753721
>>1753722
i grab these two guy's neck with my stretched arms and throw them to the ground

>>1753737
>in muffled voice "oi cunt who's this chick"

>>1753745
"my classmate" i whisper

>>1753722
''NOT SO FAST CAPITALIST DOG''
>Dodge and Punch him in the face using Slav power

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>>1753755
"Ahh, you're quite the lady's man I see"

>>1753771
"it's not like that!" i whisper

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>>1753716

She sees noob use his mutant powers. She screams.

"What?! Noob?! You're a m-mutant too?"

Foyle, while watching TV, overhears this. He holds his arm out towards the girl and shoots lightning at her. She is shocked and knocked out, due to her weak, human body. He gets up.

"Good job, not acting suspicious, guys." he says, while taking the girl and carrying her in the house. He lays her on the couch.

>>1753756
FUGG WRONG TARGET
>>1753737

>>1753778
"Sure it isn't, anywa-"
>>1753780
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN"

>>1753780
"Just freaked out for a sec there. So, when will the pizza arrive?"

>>1753780
"I tried convincing her Foyle.Blame Noob here.What now?"

>>1753797
"Nobody's ordered anything yet, though I doubt now's the time to be ordering pizza. The bigger task at hand is what do we do with her unconscious body?"

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>>1753780
'Alright alright, let's not kill her maybe she can be useful, i will become a Spanish teacher, maybe that can be useful so she doesn't spit out this mutant thing'

'What do you think?'

>>1753780
''Ah Thanks Comrade,Now shall let me take care of this''
''BY THE ORDER OF THE NKVD I HEREBY SENTECE THIS THOT TO DEATH''
>Loads AK-47
''THOT''
''BEGONE''
>Strafe her

>>1753811
"Looks like Ivan is executing her. So, what kind of pizza you want?"
>Grabs nearest phone

>>1753817
'No executions, not now'

>I touch Ivan arm

>>1753844
"I want a Hawaiian pizza. Just a small one for me. Let's not execute her, though. She could be of use."

>>1753817
>Stop this madman with my german-American superiority

>>1753853
>>1753862
''I'M RUNNING THE SHOW HERE PIDARAS''
>Punch their faces

>>1753861
"Sure"
>Dials pizza food restaurant
>Orders a hawaiian pizza and a large onion and pepperoni pizza with 2 liters of coke

>>1753876
''Oh and i'd like to order some vodka too''

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>>1753844
>>1753853

While Ivan shoots and kills the girl. Solid Anon orders pizza, and it will arrive shortly. Meanwhile, on the TV, the rankings of the mutants show:

Name: Foyle
Ranking: S
Danger: Very dangerous

Name: Trashbin
Ranking: B
Danger: Somewhat dangerous

Name: Ivan
Ranking: A
Danger: Dangerous

Name: Solid Anon
Ranking: B
Danger: Dangerous

Name: Doc Kong
Ranking: C
Danger: Not dangerous

Name: Trujillo
Ranking: D
Danger: Literally who?

>>1753882
>glance at TV
"Holy shit, I look badass in my mugshot"

>>1753882
''NOW WE DISPOSE OF ZER BODY''
>Open the Oven
''DA THIS WILL DO''
>Put her body in the oven

>>1753882
"Only B? Do these fags know what I can do?"
>grips spaceship knife
"Welp, genocide of all nonwhites will come either way"

>>1753898
>turn to Ivan
"You are one crazy son of a bitch."

>>1753914
''NO COMRADE,WE USED TO DO THIS IN ZER MOTHERLAND WITH ZER THOTS,IT'S ALRIGHT TOVARICH''

>>1753922
"Fine by me."

>>1753882
"That's reassuraning."
>Take the girls body from Ivan
"I'll dispose of it."

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>>1753882
>Take the body out

'You cunt stop'

>Slap myself so Ivan can also feel the pain

'Cunt'

"I'm getting too hungry."
>look around house
>go to cabinets
>find knives
>eat knives

>>1753882
>>1753898
i greb ivans neck with my stretched arms so he can't reach me and the ak with the other arm. i choke him to death

>>1753954
>hold back noob
"HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T JUST KILL A FELLOW WHITE MAN!"

>>1753954
>Use my Ultra Sights and Shoot Noob before he can do this
''YOU CAN'T STOP ME TOVARICH'''
>Shoot noob not to kill him

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>>1753962
fucking kek

>>1753965
i persever through the shot and grab his other gun and keep choking him

>>1753976
>continue to try and keep noob off of Ivan
"STOP YOU'RE KILLING A FELLOW WHITE YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT"

>>1753976
>Shoot him

>>1753893
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>>1753962
>>1753965
>>1753976

Noob halts Ivan and makes him drop the dead body of the girl. As he is choking ivan, ivan shoots him, but then noob just grabs his gun and keeps going. Foyle groans.

"We're not going to beat flame by being assholes to each other."

He pushes the heads of noob and ivan into each other, hurting their heads and making them fall. Another knock on the door, its the pizza guy.

"When is the fucking pizza arriving? I'm tired of watching you circle jerk your powers."

>>1754002
"Oh, nevermind."

>>1754002
>take the order
"Hey thank you for pizza, Mr. Pizza guy delivery man"
>shut door

>>1754002
>Cover my face,grab the pizza and tip the pizza guy
"FOODS HERE!"

>>1754013
"We're not going to pay? Fuck it, whatever, man."

''FUCKING PIDARASS''
>Drink Vodka to make Pain go away
>Dispose of the body

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>>1754002
>Grab a kitchen knife and start stabbing my arm and my leg

'I hope it hurts Ivan!'

>>1754002
i take the gun i took from the idiot

i walk to the corner

"i couldn't even protect you... i never deserved any of this" i put the gun to my head, but then see this asshole still in my house.

i take the gun, stretch my arm out and shoot his head.

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>>1754034

The pizza man stops the door from closing. The fuck is this? He pulls out a tommy gun, oh shit! Its flame! He loads his gun and starts shooting around the house.

(Guys, roll to dodge this assault!)

>>1754034
>DODGE AND SHOOT NOOB
''I DO THE SERVICE FOR YOU''
(gonna be afk)

>>1754016
>Take a slice of Hawaiian pizza and watch Trujillo and Ivan circle jerk their powers
"How are we supposed to do anything if you faggots are stabbing yourselves?"

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>>1754038
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

>>1754038
roll!

>>1754038
"HIT THE DECK!"
>Action roll over the couch

>>1754038
i take ivan with my stretched arms and put him in front of me. blocking all the bullets with his body

>Peek head over cover
>vomit all the knives I ate towards him at mach fucking 5

>>1754046
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>>1754068

All of the anons dodge the bullets. Noob puts Ivan in front of him and ivan gets hit a few times and gets ijured, since noob rolled higher. Doc Kong finds a pistol under the couch. Flame smiles and says:

"Just surrender over to me, and I'll just take you guys to prison."

>>1754080
"Not today!"
>Load the pistol and fire.

>>1754080
>Keep dodging just in case

>>1754099
>peek head over cover once more
>swallow bullets that head my direction
>vomit them back out at mach 10 in his direction

>>1754080
i stretch my thumb and stick it up ivans ass, i go all the way up, and then in the organs. and make weird shapes with it, i even write my name. i mess everything up trying to kill him.

>>1754099

Dubs, you hit him 3 times and he backs into the wall in pain.

"Damn it! How did you get that weapon?"

>>1754111

Trips. You knock something over and it touches flame. You now have the power to hit him from afar by hurting yourself.

>>1754114
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You spit the bullets back but they all miss him.

>>1754118
81

You fuck him up and kill him.

>>1754126
(Not part of the story but what do those numbers mean? Health? Damage?)

>>1754126
>Finish him!

>>1754080
"AGH FUCKING WESTERNER"
>Revive by vodka power

>>1754126
i look over to the flame guy. "another idiot to deal with."

i go to the kitchen and grab two knives

>>1754126
>Stab me in the hand, like really hard, in both of them so he doesn't take that damn gun again.

New champ
Igor Petrovich
Power:Drinks vodka to be immune to pain

>>1754178
>>1754150
>>1754148
>>1754145
>>1754138
>>1754137

You all wake up from this nightmare after stopping at noobs house.

>>1754234
>Stretch
"Damn.Must've been one long ride."
>Let myself in and sit on the couch

>>1754234
"i just saw a horrible nightmare" i say while rubbing my eyes.

i order some pizza from the phone

>>1754234
"AGH WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE I NEED SOME VODKA"
>drinks vodka

>>1754234
>wakes up and groans
"Aghh, fuck.. What happened..?"

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>>1754234
'I was having the time of my life'

>>1754257
>>1754255
>>1754253
>>1754258
>>1754260

Noob orders pizza and it arrives shortly. Noobs house is nice and gomfy. The girl didn't come to the house it seems. Foyle turns the TV off. He stares off into space, plotting for revenge.

>>1754264
>go to couch
>sit and stretch
"Hey, Noob, what pizza did you get?"

>>1754264
>Squat
>eat carrot
>Drink vodka while squatting

>>1754264
i talk to foyle "how did i end up on that ship again? i can't remember anything..."

>>1754269
"i got" *insert trashbins favorite pizza here*

>>1754264
>Take a shower and steal Noob's or Noob's parents clothes.I probably smell horrible

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'I will sleep in this box cunts.'

'Just in case'

>Touch Noob

'I will take a siesta.'

>>1754282
"Fuck, man. I love Hawaiian pizza."
"I don't really know any of you that well. What weird shit can you guys do?"

>>1754303
"ok okay" i do the handshake

>>1754305
"watch this shit" i stretch my arm around my body

>>1754316
"That's fucking weird, man."

>>1754264
>eat some food in the pantry, I need the energy to kill niggers

>>1754278
Foyle responds to you:
"We got on the ship because we all were going to be paid when we brought the polonium to another planet. Unfortunately, the space pirates hit us before we got to the planet."
>>1754286
The clothes smell old. The dad clothes smell like dad jokes.
>>1754346
64
You find bread, better than nothing.

>>1754368
"oh... i wonder what i was thinking then..." i give everyone a change of clothes, some being my dads, some being mine

>turn on TV
>nothing but the news
"What do we do in the mean time?"

>>1754368
>Drink more vodka

Name, Center
Power, able to make immovable objects relative to anything

>>1754368
>CONSUME the bread

>>1754390
"welp i should probably be studying, but we've got more important matters to attend to... it seems we are in some shit..."

>>1754407
"What school do you go to?"

>>1754388
>>1754390
>>1754395
>>1754400
>>1754396
>>1754407

Everyone puts on the school clothes except Ivan. Trashbin watches the TV for a bit but then it fries out due to the 09 he rolled. Foyle says to everyone:

"Okay, lets go." He looks at noob.

"Do you walk to school or what?"

>>1754419
>Drinks my vodka
"I CANT BELIEVE IM DOING ZHIS"
>Go to school but with a death stare

>>1754419
>unburn my face to disguise myself and hide my sharp spaceship fragment, go to school

>>1754414
"i go to karakura high. what do you do?"

>>1754419
"school starts at 9pm, i just walk there."

i get ready and go to school, i think to myself
"are these guys really going to follow me to school?"

>>1754431
"you look kinda mad... you don't have to come..."

>>1754449
"DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO I KNOW WHAT IM DOING"
>he is boiling with rage

>>1754449
"I a) watch porn or b) Program shit. It's a pretty boring life."

>>1754419
I guess I walk to school with them.

>>1754457
"umm okay then..." i walk ahead of him like i don't know him. making sure people think i'm not with him

>>1754459
"sounds more fun than mine, i got this power but never get to use it..."

i keep walking to school

>>1754449
>>1754457
>>1754459
>>1754467
>>1754440
>>1754431

You all go to the school. A ghetto is around the school and some kids are bullying a spider girl, hiding behind her book. One speaks.

"*smacks lips* Ayy what are you?"

Foyle looks around and sees all the monster girls. He makes a comment:

"Diversity, am I right?".

Oh, and due to solid anon rolling a 04, he stabs himself and needs a tetnis shot.

>>1754483
>awkwardly ignore them but make brief eye contact with the spider girl
>she looks at me with a face expressing "help me"

>>1754483
>stop time
>tear out infected tissue, use ghost form to succ and spit out the infected blood before it can spread

>>1754483
"AAAAAA DIE SHITSKINS"
>Knocks the niggers out

>>1754483
i think to myself "holy shit they are actually following me to school"

i look to foyle
"haha so... you guys are... going to be in school with me?" i say nervously

Make one of the bullies immovable relative to the finger I'm pointing at them and flick my finger at a wall, making him movable again just the before he hits the wall.

>>1754505
>Makes a sneer look and pick my nose with my pinky
"I'll probably just do my best to sneak into the gym when it's the girls' gym period."

>>1754515
"uh... well then, i don't know you haha. i have a reputation to keep."

>>1754483
>Watch.Nothing much I can do.

>>1754523
"I'm pretty certain we'll be associated inevitably. People are already looking at us talking."

>>1754502
AAAAAAAA
>ENTER SLAV RAGE BY DRINKING VODKA

>>1754491
>>1754497
>>1754502
>>1754505
>>1754514
>>1754515
>>1754523
>>1754530

A slime girl gets in front of the ghetto boy and tells him to stop. The ghetto boy tries to hit her, but keeps going through her. The ghetto boy gets angry and says:

"Ayyo wut is this?!" and he keeps trying to hit her.

>>1754537
>>1754533
AAAAAAA
>Stab the niggers with a broken vodka bottle

>>1754537
Try to do this again.
>>1754514

>>1754537
>thinks to self "holy shit a slime girl that's one of my favourite fetishes"
>push ghetto boy aside
"H-hey."

>>1754537
>walk up to the nigger
"Hey fucker, you can't just punch a slime"

>>1754531
"well then i better get away from you haha" i laugh nervously and walk away

i go to foyle "so... whats the plan for you guys? how are you going to be in school while not being students?"

rip thread

>>1754708
Join discord nigger
https://discord gg/nfDF9A