Risk thread here, keep in mind OP is not a robot, be kind.
Starting with 4 players.
Players joining later will be partially compensated to balance the game.
Read the rules please.
I can also confirm that i will not be ditching the thread, so if you are into a long drawn out game this one is for you.
>>1473834
hey bro this map has no white space if you want
anyways!
>Kingdom of Jerusalem
>Jerusalem
>Purple
bomp
>>1473834
Cold Front
Any Color
Siberia
>>1473849
All good i just fixed it haha, problem on my end
boop
The Cold Front will rule the world!
>>1473862
4T spill
>>1473868
Egypt, thanks
>>1473872
We could start with 2.
blop
poorfuks
orange
bulgaria
One more player until we start
sweat ooo molly make me sweat ooo
>>1473834
Robotos
Anywhere
Any color
Yay we can start!
test
In a post apocolyptic wasteland, where all world governments has dissolved, four nations emerge from the dust and establish themselves as the driving forces in this world.
the crusaders of Jerusalem establish their catholic kingdom in the name of Christ. The cold front in Siberia, consisting of Russian men who do not feel the cold. A union of the impoverished in what is formerly Bulgaria. In Japan the robots take over and establish a digital utopia, hellbent on destroying humans.
>>1473950
Fill Egypt! Spills Saudi Arabia
>>1473834
Berlin, Grey
>>1473950
Finish my part of Russia
Spill Mongolia
>>1473950
How about after each mupdate there is a 5 minute waiting time for everyone to roll. And if you don't roll within that time, you are skipped.
New rule: New players will be granted 8 extra territories for every turn that they have missed. This is less than the lowest roll but will balance the game.
>>1473989
Ill give it a few more minutes
>>1473950
CSA
Virginia
Red
The Catholics in Jerusalem expand into Egypt, once again the Templar flag flies over the pyramids. The cold front in Russia expand, trampling all of the small villages that stand in their path.
Two powers simultaneously emerge, the Greater Nazi Reich reemerges from the remains of the German people looking to preserve their race. The confederacy spawns in Virginia, seeking to dominate the former united states and avenge the civil war.
The robot utopia and the Bulgarian impoverished union remain idle, consolidating power within their own spheres.
>>1474059
Complete the reich
>>1474059
Finish my part of Russia
Spill Mongolia and Russia to the right of me.
>>1474059
Take the Rightful CSA land in the south
>>1474059
fill Japland and spill to chinaland
>>1474086
Later
>>1474111
kew, checked
the Kingdom of Jerusalem conquers the land of Egypt and begins to expand its influence toward the remnants of Iraq, with the remains of Tehran on the Horizon.
The Cold front secures the Siberian home front, conquering the collapsed Mongolian state and expanding east.
The Confederates move south to where it all started, taking Florida and reaching the Mississippi river.
The Nazis slowly but surely begin to secure the German Reich, recapturing Schweig- Holstein and reaching the Rhine.
the Robotic empire captures the northern and two central islands of Japan.
>>1474059
Kiwi Caliphate
New Zealand
Yellow
>>1474157
Finish The South Spills take over the Union
>>1474157
Fill Iran!
>>1474157
Fill Russia that I'm working on
Spill Russia to the left of me
>>1474157
Take Bavaria and Austria, the german people will be united once agai
>>1474161
16T spill
>>1474157
Finish japan and then hit china
>>1474199
Pacific Island territory
The cold front continues its search east for the pacific ocean and all the resources that come with it. The Kingdom of Jerusalem continues to advance towards Tehran, now on the outskirts of the City.
The Nazis make a huge push conquering Austria and Bavaria, only the Rhineland remains to reform their Reich.
the confederates secure the south and advance on the union, the robots secure all of Japan and take Taiwan, landing in China.
In the isolated region of New Zealand, Islamic Radical overtake Auckland, and using their barbaric war tactics manage to take New Zealand and several pacific Islands,
>>1474261
Cop the caucuses and spill into Persia
>>1474261
Take those union pigs Spills take midwest
>>1474261
Finish the Russia I'm in
Spill Russia to the left
>>1474261
Fill Papua New Guinea, then Australia
>>1474261
Complete the greater german reich, spills to the benelux nations
>>1474278
I forgot to give you 24T compensation for starting late so i filled more pacific islands with the 24T then used your normal roll for what you requested.
The Kingdom of Jerusalem takes a detour from the conquer of Persia to take the Caucasus mountains, they then continue to drive into Persia.
The Cold front reaches the pacific Ocean, securing all of the eastern Russian, they then set their sites west.
The Caliphates spreads throughout the pacific, taking the island nation of Papua New Guinea and landing in northern Australia.
The Nazis complete the German Reich and begin to move into the Benelux nations.
The confederacy conquers the Union, and sets its sites on the Midwest.
Robots remain idle, recharging.
>>1474347
Take benelux and move into france.
>>1474347
Finish all of Russia
Spill Kazakhstan
>>1474347
Finish Iran, spills Afghanistan / Pakistan
>>1474361
I'm planning on fighting (((((somebody))))) so could you stay out of Pakistan please?
>>1474347
Fill Australia!
>>1474375
yea if you ally with me
>>1474347
fill Chinaland
>>1474382
I won't ally yet you can have Africa and the Middle East
>>1474347
Keep midwest expansion going
>>1474398
Welp at least NAP and fine
>>1474411
Sure
The Nazis Annex the Benelux nations and move into France. Jerusalem inches closer and closer to completing Perisa and the Cold front takes more and more Russian land.
The caliphate expands in Australia, now controlling OPs home (feels bad). The confederates maintain their Midwest expansion and the robots genocide more and more Chinese villagers, yet nothing of value is lost.
The crusaders and siberian cor continue to attempt at a deal to be bad. the cod front hints at fighting (((someone))), yet no jews exist. The Expansion continues.
>>1474425
Finish Russia
Spill Kazakhstan
Fill more of China, and start creating more pro-robot propaganda over seas
>>1474425
Finish Persia, spills Turkey
>>1474425
mossad
falklands
any color
>>1474467
spill argentina
>>1474425
Australia!
>>1474467
you will be compensated 48T (not as much as its looks), give some detailed spills please
>>1474482
Spills to Indonesia
>>1474425
Take Midwest
>>1474435
Sure
>>1474495
>>1474501
>>1474495
The Nazis, Cold front, the confederates and robots push deep into France, western Russia, the midwest and eastern China respectively.
the kingdom of Jerusalem completes its Persian campaign and extends its influence into Turkey.
The Kiwi Caliphate conquers Australia, pushing into Indonesia.
Meanwhile Jerusalem and Cold front strike up a non-aggression pact, while the confederates and Nazis form an alliance at a conference in Berlin. the robots send propaganda waves throughout the planet.
Mossad agents stage a coup in south america, overthrowing any right wing leaning politician and instilling Jewish propaganada throughout the continent.
>>1474558
Cover every last bit of Russia
Spill Kazakhstan
>>1474558
mossad is right wing you bad bad goyim
fill south america, but not brazil
>>1474558
Fill china and spill into true korea
>>1474558
Fill France, spills for great britain
>>1474577
dubs prove I will win
>>1474558
Push to the West Coast Spills Canada
>>1474558
Fill Turkey, any spills Arabia
>>1474558
Finish Indonesia, spills to Madagascar
>>1474586
nice job, keep those goys on the run
>>1474621
kek we already massacred all the jüden
Mossad pushes throughout south america, using foul Jewry to kill the goyim in their path. the Robots continue in China and the Caliphate continues in Indonesia, setting its sights on the African continent.
Meanwhile, In Eurasia the Nazis push into France and the Jerusalem knights draw close to conquering Turkey.
Cold front finally completes Russia, pushes into Kazakhstan. Likewise, the Confederates complete the west coast and the midwest, advancing now on canada.
Mossad mistakes the proud catholic kingdom of Jeruselum for one of ((((((their own))))), confirming future subversion by the foul hook noses.
>>1474661
Finish Turkey, spills Greece
>>1474661
Finish france, the reich demands atlantic sea access, push into iberia
>>1474661
Attack robots for Japan
((((someone)))) ment the robots
>>1474661
fill south america
>>1474661
Fill my region then head to Korea
>>1474661
Fill Indonesia spills Madagascar/Mozambique
I may have to leave soon btw
The nazis complete france, demanding access the the atlantic ocean, what value do hey sea in the ocean? Only time will tell.
The filthy kikes sacrifice 100 foreskins to their volcano demon, blessing them with further conquest in south america.
The kingdom of Jerusalem completes Turkey and Greece, pushes into Saudi Arabia as well.
The caliphate completes Indonesia, amasses their VBIEDS and explosive camels in Perth, preparing for an assault on the African continent.
War breaks out, as the robots complete the chinese lands and annex most of Korea, the brave Siberian Cold Front takes up the mantle of humanity and attacks the artificial menace. Without any adequate defences, the robots are smashed and majority of their capital nation, Japan, in annexed in the process.
The confederates end out no commands for their armies, instead too busy establishing a cotton based economy across the union.
>>1474661
May I join?
Rhodesia
Dark Green
Zimbabwe (*barf, am I right? We know it's really Rhodesia*)
>>1474756
TAKE SOUTH AMERICA
>>1474756
Fill Iberia, establish death camps and exterminate all juden in the area.
>>1474759
You will be compensated an additional 72T for starting late, give detailed spills for the region.
>>1474756
take Korea, then take back Japan, all while emitting a high pitched screech
>>1474770
beep boop eat my robot poop
>>1474756
Fill Madagascar/Mozambique
>>1474777
Hey want to be allies?
>>1474777
seeing that I helped you get trips would you kile to become my greatest Ally? I can program the robot army to pray to Allah every day
>>1474783
If he declines I need allies. the bad goy is coming
>>1474777
You have obtained one nuke
You also have 22T spill, you have filled Mozambique but Rhodesia surrounds you, your options are war or to expands elsewhere
>>1474780
You're only offering because I got a nuke lol
But yes actually
>>1474806
War tbqh, fill Tanzania
>>1474809
Good, the goyim/kaffir will fear us
>>1474781
We will slay the juden on all corners of the earth
>>1474769
Okay, well basically just all of Southern Africa for now
The robots fight back by emitting a high frequency screech, and take back majority of japan as well as annexing Korea. The Siberian soldiers, weary from fighting machines do not act.
the nation state of Rhodesia forms quickly, conquering most of South Africa, however their success is short lived as the Islamic caliphate of New Zealand storms the continent and invades. In their efforts the Muslim menace develops a single nuclear bomb, ushering in a cold war era.
Seeing the nuclear capabilities of the Kiwis, the robots and kikes extend alliances. The kikes offer is accepted and a mossad/kiwi caliph alliance is formed.
Meanwhile in Eurasia the Nazis complete Spain, and the kingdom of Jerusalem annexes Saudi Arabia, also landing in crimea. Both powers form an alliance.
On the American continents the Juden expand more in south america, and the confederates continue to crack niggers heads, refusing to conquer unknown lands.
>>1474855
Portugal, the great britain. If spills fill italy, install mussolinis clone.
fill south america, spill panama, costa rica etc
>>1474855
Take back the rest of Japan and then take more of China (the robots run on rice)
>>1474855
kek i meant actual Russian Europe not Crimea but take that while we're there I guess
>>1474855
Kill Rhodesia
>>1474882
Sorry, i was unsure if that was an act of war or not
>>1474884
>pali
>>1474855
Rhodesia pushes back against Kiwi muslims
>>1474912
...But I want south Africa
>>1474904
I support you in your efforts rhodesia, do not waver, africa belongs to YOU, do not listen to this subversive kike
The nuclear armed kiwis muslims blitz the brave Rhodesians, pushing them to the bottom of the continent, the white man attempts to push back but the gains are negligible against the might of an entire pacific empire.
Meanwhile the Cold front Siberians have fallen into complete disarray, being invaded in European Russia by the Kingdom of Jerusalem and losing the Japanese islands to the robot army. the robots continue in china to secure the rice fields they crave for power.
The kikes expand in south america as they attempt to subvert war efforts in Africa. The Nazis, fresh off an invasion of Portugal and the British isles calls them out of their scheming.
>>1474937
Finish the British isles, fill Italy
>>1474922
>>1474904
bottom 3 for kiwi, top 6 for rhodesia? if you join our alliance.
how is this >>1474922
fill brazil
>>1474937
Kill Rhodesia, any spills to central Africa
>>1474937
sorry forgot to reply to the post
fill brazil
>>1474941
I will win.
>>1474937
Keep filling China, also this fresh new set of Robot divisions have a built in radio that always plays pop music at full blast
>>1474924
I remember fighting you country on behalf of that shifty lard ass Churchill. I didn't think it was right, but I joined the service regardless and fought for King and Country. I never thought I'd think this way, but I'm glad you won. Our empire should have never fought you. I mean, I'm a simple otry and think Oswald would have been extreme, but it would have been a better alternative. saw some good men die for the jew.
>>1474942
I don't negotiate with terrorist. Just ask Miugabe. He's in prison right now.
>>1474937
Rhodesia > Kiwi Caliphate, pushing them back
>>1474949
If you want to be anywhere in Africa why would you want the south? Somalia and North Africa asre historically islamic! As per usual you muzzies want everything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU
>>1474949
>another pali
>>1474942
Sorry, pretty sure I killed him. It's for the better though
>>1474957
>I will win.
Will you FUCK! lmao you and your muzzie pets will be rounded up and shot in the end.
>>1474967
true, he would have allied the kaffir/goyim
>>1474973
hahahhahahahahahhahaha
what's your guy's opinions on all this land being mine?
>>1474937
also fixed bonus
>>1474981
Not possible. You'll be made into vending machines and automated toilets when we're done with you!
>>1474981
Hello yes I would firmly object to this venture
>>1474981
Ambitious i guess
>>1474981
as long as you invade nazis im fine with it
>>1474996
sadness
>>1474983
>it's just business
It always is with the kikes. Controlling everything isn't enough for them, no, no. They have to have white genocide too
>>1474937
Hey I have a question, are you allowed to nuke across borders?
>>1475002
hahahhahahahah nice try
the Muslims destroy the brave nation of Rhodesia, a true tragedy. However since nations are idle, and Rhodesia died so young, the od of this planet has allowed Rhodesia to generate a coup and overtake one of the four idle nations (poorfuks, Cold front, Confederates and Jerusalem)
nazis expands in Europe, mossad expands in south ameica, Robots expand in china.
>>1475018
no, one region only
>>1475032
forgot map
>>1475041
Fill China
>>1475041
Italy, scandanavia
>>1475047
Dont forget bonus
>>1475041
fill brazil. spill panama, costa rica, etc
>>1475050
pali
>>1475041
Fill central Africa, spills to Egypt
>>1475041
How did the muslims just wipe me the fuck out like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrAoYcp21j8
>>1475060
>mfw I get three palis in one game
>>1475068
you get to start again as poorfuks anyway
>>1475082
why are people always rude in these threads to me
>>1475085
Comrade, I regret to inform you, but I believe it's because you're a kike.
>>1475082
Are the Confederates available?
Yes, you may roll>>1475106
I am still alive, ok
>>1475041
rolling to make economical reforms that make me even poorer
>>1475114
CSA > Take over Western Canada
The Muslims advance, taking the centre of Africa and invading the kingdom of Jerusalem in Egypt.
the Nazis take Italy and begin to push into Scandinavia while Mossad completes south america and seeps into the north.
The robots take over china and Indochina with their funky new pop songs, the Chinese peasants implode in the process.
Ian Douglas Smith is granted Supreme control over the waning empire of the confederates, his people have been safely evacuated from Africa aboard Nazi ships and have been dropped off in Florida. In his first executive action he orders the annexation of Canada using this roll >>1475106 and his bonus of 17
The fucking Bulgarians return, and intentionally sabotage their own economy so that they may be even more impoverished.
>>1475163
Finish Scandinavia, take poland
>>1475163
Take India and then the rest of South East Asia
>>1475163
fill mexico
>>1475163
CSA military marches East to secure the rest of Canada
>>1475188
spills take carrib, portugal and spain
>>1475163
Defend if attacked, spills to Egypt, then east Africa, then California.
>>1474161
>>1474777
>>1474884
>>1474949
>>1475060
>>1475202
wtf is this shit
eating lunch, mup may take a bit
Mossad conquers mexico and lands in the Caribbean, the Kiwis conquer Egypt and push into eastern Africa. the Semitic alliance makes a tactical error and reveals their intentions to invade the Nazis and confederates.
Confederates push into eastern Canada, and the Nazis secure scandanavia and parts of Poland.
War draws near between the two factions.
The Robots push deep into India, express an interest in the muslim lands of south east asia.
the Nazis take
>>1475352
Take India and spill into South East Asia
>>1475352
take portugal, spain, france
>>1475352
Make a push along the moroccan/east african coast, land in brazil, destroy the kikes
>>1475352
Nuke Germany.
>>1475388
hey there, can you spare some oil brother
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET KEKED KRAUT
Oh fug
Can OP change my roll to defend/counter attack?
>>1475417
If you want oil I can give you norway after this is over
>>1475423
sure, that allowed
also your bonus for germany is gone now
>>1475410
My buddy has all of South America, he's got all the oil you'll ever need
>>1475352
CSA takes rest of Canada and then Greenland
>>1475496
Spills goes to invading Mexico
>>1475352
Keep taking Russian Europe
So the Semitic alliance wont like this but ill explain what happened.
Mossad used his roll to fill Caribbean (which is required to launch an invasion of Europe) and got most of iberia. Nazis counter attacked and due to their massive fucking bonus (which is now knock down a bit) the made it to south america.
Robots invaded indonesia after finishing india, kiwis used most of their roll pushing them out, used the rest to fill parts of west africa.
Confederates, unscathed from kiwis filled what you see and invaded mexico.
>>1475528
Keep taking Russian Europe
>>1475528
CSA invades Mexico for God and Country!
>>1475528
Attack, take back the iberian
>>1475528
This is fine
Defend if attacked, finish east Africa then west Africa, then the rest of Africa.
>>1475528
Fill southeast asia and take all the unoccupied territory near me
I have also calculated everyones bonus to avoid kikery
Nazis-31
Mossad-16
Kiwis-40
Robots-29
CSA-27
>>1475537
welcome back, you are currently getting invaded by kiwis who are alligned with mossad. Your ally Nazi germany and the confederates are fighting them. Robots are neutral for the most part but are invading kiwis because they can
>>1475560
ok are you invading kiwis? could you specifiy?
>>1475537
So glad you are back. Even happier to see you working on that bonus so we can fight back with something stronger.
>>1475528
Take northern south america, then take peru and brazil bonuses
>>1475575
Pali
>>1475560
I highly suggest you join us to make this a 3v3
>>1475565
Not the kiwi bit sorry
>>1475560
want to make a pacific alliance?
>>1475580
ill attack the jews but im not gonna join an alliance
>>1475587
Thats ok, you dont have to join anything, but it would be nice if you attacked grey red or purple
>>1475562
Thanks so much yea sorry I had things to do
>>1475578
CH-CHECKED
>>1475566
*tears in eyes*
Glad to be back, broheim
>>1475584
KIWI ENCROACHMENT IS CANCER
>>1475587
Plz no friend I am not dirty rotten Jüden scum I am a proud Catholic people! I possess all the holy sites in the name of our Lord and Savior Robot Jesus Christ who gives nightly automagical sermons on a people's mount. I humbly ask you to reconsider and helps us defeat these Semitic scum and their monstrous Kiwi Islamic Terror Squads
>>1475587
please make the decision who you want to join, you could make or break a side
>>1475587
If you attack my ally, espiecally the Christian Crusader ally who's securing the Holy Land and making it safe for christian Americans to visit, then you got hell to pay alter on. I tell you huwhat!
>>1475587
Plus I know I never said it and I regret it but my people adore your robotic propaganda and are all incredibly proselytized into loving and respecting robots as the majestic mechanical automatons, please accept my apology for not mentioning sooner I love your people to much to imagine a scenario where our two peoples engage in brutalities, i could not imagine it
Nazis out roll and out bonus Mossad, push deeper into south america. Meanwhile the confederates blow the fuck out of mossad in mexico. For some reason the kiwis refuse to attack the confederates, they complete east Africa for all of its resources and almost take west africa.
the catholic kingdom of Jeruselum expands into eastern russia, rejoining the confederate-nazi axis.
Robots secure Thailand and the Malay peninsula and push into Pakistan.
>>1475634
Finish columbia, take brazil and peru simultaneously
>>1475628
Don't fuck'n grovel! What are you, Pope Francis from the alternate universe we dare not speak of? No, you are the King of Jerusalem! I won't have this sort of capitulation! If someone threatens you, give'em the ol' angry eyes and tell they better not
>>1475634
CSA takes the rest of Central America!
>>1475644
checked, spills?
>>1475634
Finish Somalia, then defend if attacked. Then fill the middle east
>>1475634
reclaim south america, reclaim iberian
>>1475676
should I nuke france?
>>1475659
Put my spills into engaging the Islamic threat in the Pacific Ocean
>>1475676
Fuck,....
>>1475659
A combo of bth then. Attacking and defending.
>>1475634
Finish European Russia, spills the Balkans
>>1475644
I only recently returned so I am at a bit of a disadvantage, what problems these cannot be remedied with peace and kindness?
>>1475692
I got another quote for ya, partner!
>>1475697
i dont even know how to use a tripcode
>>1475697
It's all good b
>>1475701
>i dont even know how to use a tripcode
>>1475702
should I nuke france?
>>1475698
rest assured, everything is going as planned
>>1475707
if you were to break off your alliance with G*rmans then I would be happy to give up some free land
name update
>>1475709
Yeah go ahead
OP, at your earliest convenience nuke those frogs. (I hate france)
Mossad sacrifices forskins from uncut nazi soldiers sacrifices them to (((yahweh))), and is granted a nuke and a slight gain of territory from the nazis. They nuke Paris, frogs BTFO, how will they ever recover?
Confederates take all of central america, and the kiwis take somalia. Both sides duel in the pacific and the kiwis establish a foothold in California.
the Kingdom of Jerusalem completes eastern Russia, Belarus and the Baltics.
>>1475746
Well shit nigga, im basically japan.
KEE0 PUSHING IN SOUTH AMERICA, THEY CANNOT BEAT US
>>1475746
Defend if attacked, finish Cali and spills into Canada
kill grey in my homeland, invade Iberian,
>>1475746
Fill Ukraine, spills the Balkans
>>1475754
Mind if I take Poland? It looks like you're presently occupied plus it would make our borders look less gross
>>1475764
Actually USA not Canada
>>1475770
Sure, all yours
>>1475777
Trips of truth, I love ya brother
>usually my life is like this
belive it or not, I'm not actually jew in real life
>>1475768
Forgot to reply to op
>>1475746
>>1475746
>>1475716
>Oy vey, Goyim I'll gib you stuff if you betray your fellow whyte maynnn
No, fuck you, kike!
>>1475746
CSA retakes it's rightful North American lands
>>1475774
Islam, OUT!!!!
>>1475785
I'm also not a Muslim but I think that's more believable
>>1475797
islam is like 38% of the world though
>>1475797
it is, how bout helping us kill this kike?
>>1475795
G*rmans are not white, they are not even human. The G*rman is a small rat creature (similar to a shrew, if you know what those look like) that is a parasite on a real human.
Nazis gain the upper hand in south america, they refuse to capitulate despite being nuked TWICE.
Kiwi Muslims gain upper hand in america, complete Cali and enter the Midwest.
Kingdom of Jerusalem completes the Ukraine, enters the Balkans and brings Christ to the impoverished peoples of Bulgaria.
I didn't even intend my nation to be a Muslim one. I just thought Kiwi Caliphate sounded cool.
for tomorrows risk thread could someone host this?
>>1475819
>oyy veyy goyim, the whitest people aren't white.
>The G*rman is a small rat creature (similar to a shrew, if you know what those look like) that is a parasite on a real human.
Sounds a lot like you're describing your (((tribe)))
>>1475841
CSA pushes Kiwi Caliphate out of USA
>>1475841
Destroy the kikes, take everything they hold dear
>>1475841
Defend if attacked, continue in the USA
>>1475819
MY FAMILY HAS BEEN IN AMERICA SINCE 1738 I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING YOU HOLD HOLY I WILL OBLITERATE YOU AND YOUR DESPERATE TRIBE OF DELINQUENCY, I WLL UNLEASH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS UPON YOU AND YOUR CORRUPT CLIQUE
>>1475843
>this isn't my last risk thread ever
>i'm cutting off the beast in my prime
>Leaving the best, just like Tupac
>Obviously only leaving to become leader of the united states of america, consolidate control of north america through annexation of canada and conquer the planet for western civilization and in turn the terror that is corrupt corporate colluding to corrode the fundamental powers of our great people
>...
>it's still a garbage map
>>1475857
>5D pali
>>1475841
retake my homeland, then Iberian
>>1475864
rats have existed since prehistoric times
>>1475864
>>1475868
>I'm not going to go monk mode
>blow up musically then make millions of dollars
>become first rockstar president of the usa
>cultive corporate interests
>turn america rightwing fascist with me in charge
you're pathetic, don't worry I won't see your stupid ass posting that gay map tomorrow because I'll BE BUSY MAKING THAT BANK BABY SO GET KEKED SLUT I KICK THAT HO IN HER NUTZ, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>1475864
your roll?
>>1475883
>>1475887
kek sorry
>>1475841
Fill Poland, then the Balkans
>>1475883
these small rat creatures (G*rmans) have a tendency to be annoying, their enemy is, well everyone, cats, dogs, people, birds, reptiles. Everyone hates germans
>>1475902
why does Cucke.,d become keked?
>>1475907
Nigga I will knock you down boy you best beware, check my blood you sandmonkaey
Mossad and the kiwis gain the upper hand against the confederates and the Nazis.
Jerusalem fills Poland and the eastern Balkans, killing the poorfucks in the process.
Keep pushing, focus on brazil and perus after columbia
>>1475919
>west african
hello Obo'gu Tugaa
>>1475928
What the fuck what is that bonus
>>1475922
retake homeland, retake iberian
>>1475953
hell ya I'm the Anglo-Aryan Messiah
>>1475928
fix your bonus nigga this
>>1475949
ok im getting sick of you, turn after turn its palis and dubs
i dont believe you for a second, you rolled a 9 and that final
Fixed
>>1475964
>>1475976
wow a jew cheating? Color me surprised
>>1475976
its not my fault i'm one of gods chosen people
>>1475985
>>1475999
>>1475982
do you like my pictures of germans?
>>1475922
CSA pushes muslims out
>>1475922
take all the cold front territory
>>1476022
I missed you my nigga, after that could you attack the purple people for me?
I just got an offer to change courses, im going to enroll in uni now, ill do a peacemap now.
GG evryone
>>1476031
Thank you op, have a german pic
>>1476031
Great game, all when I was ready to wage war in Africa and possess all 7 wonders
if a new op comes along
>>1476031
Great game, thanks for hosting!
>>1476038
that was my roll to invade Egypt and eastern Africa
>>1476047
wow what a meanie
>>1476047
>>1476031
Fuck'n Muslim's. At least they didn't get Canada or Dixie. I'm laughing that they got Michigan though.
>>1476078
deerborn helped them
>>1476085
The naive rat you mistake me before died a while back, I am become The Snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1odyc2CXzE
>>1476093
how does it feel to wake up and know there is g*rman blood, I would honestly just be depressed most of the time,
>>1476105
My great grandma was from Germany and so was my grandfather's family on my mom's side. The rest of me is all Celtic
>Irish
>Northern French
Yep,.... life is good. I'm the ultimate blood of Europa. Tomorrow belongs to me, Juden
>>1476126
No problem with irish, northern french, scandi, baltic, slavic, hungarian, Mediterranean, icelandic, maltese, anglo, Whatever. I just have an extreme hatred for germans, and I'm not jewish in real life. I can promise I'm uncircumsised.
>>1476153
You must be a kike, or maybe a self hating German. Perhaps Churchill fanboy Anglo?
>>1476180
Mostly Baltic and northern Italian/Slovene
>>1476191
and I've only ever got shit for Baltic too.
>>1476191
>northern Italian
>implying there's Lombard blood
Umm, I got some bad news for you, bud. Lombards are Germanic
>>1476216
Its mostly Baltic though, specifically Latvian.
USA risk thread for whoever wants to play >>1476598