ITT: We all work in an office

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Sup fellow alt-righters. After being plugged in to beta-land for too long, I have finally awoken and taken the red pill thanks to the likes of Sargon of Akkad and Thunderf00t. How should we proceed in redpilling all of the normies so we can defeat the cancer that is the left once and for all?

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>>1461958
i had them but micheal from accounting pissed on them

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>>1461975
Stop blaming everything on Michael!
Take responsibility!

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>>1461973
hold on there kid, where are your parents and why are you on the 31st floor?

>>1461975

That's all right, Mark. I'm going to have to report him to HR.

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>>1461999
S...ssorry security. Won't happen again. I brought my wife's son to work today to show him what I do.

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My dick is stuck in the copier again, bossman.

OKAY WHO SHIT IN THE PHOTOCOPIER

Sorry, boss, my son took my papers and drew all over him. It won't happen again, i'm gonna beat the fuck out of him when I get home.

>>1462114
them*

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STOP HANGING LEWD ANIME GIRL POSTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
It's unprofessional. And sexist.

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>>1461958
>filling your own large jugs of coffee from the break room and taking it home, so you never have to buy your own coffee ever again

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>>1462128
>unprofessional
>sexist
>>>/reddit/

>>1462004
I'd like to see you try. Debra would never believe you Jones, not after your little incident.

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Anyone seen my stapler?

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>>1462161
No but you can borrow mine if you need. No one should ever be staplerless.

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>>1462161
You mean this one?

>>1461958
even looking at that cubical farm makes me suicidal

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Going out for a quick smoke. Anyone want to join me?

>>1461958
I'm the one who cums in people coffee

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>>1462175
Thanks bud, I appreciate it. Hey, was that your kid shitting in the plant by the breakroom?
>>1462183
Yes! Why did you have it Michael? I swear to god if you stuck it up your butt again...

>>1462209
I washed it off. But just because you made that rude remark, you're not getting it back.

It's going right back up there.

Guys, the bathroom is flooding. Did somebody call the janitor?

>>1461958
*sigh* only 22 more years till retirement

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>>1462191
Sure, i'll be there in just a sec my dude.

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>>1462194
mmmm....mmmmm creamy!

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>>1461958
Ahh hey Dan how was your weekend?

>>1461958
I do work in an office. It's boring as fuck, especially since I have no assignments right now so there's fuckall to do.

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>>1462507
fags? in my office??

>>1461958
I work in an office and am there right now. It's fine, but much less fun than the existence of this thread would suggest.

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WHO THE FUCK USED MY SPECIAL COFFEE MUG, IT HAD MY NAME ON IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I found this image somewhere online. It really cracked me up!

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>>1463141
top lel m8

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*Stands outside open window*
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Why's there poop in the photocopier?

>>1463994
ill ask polen, sec

*starts dialing*

>>1461958
Lets play the penis game, I say penis and then you say it but a bit louder, then I saw it louder. Who ever is the last to say penis loses

>>1461973
You're about to be RL banned from this company bud!

Oops I broke the toilets
If you work under the bathrooms sorry mate