dubs decides what I do today
I'm not killing myself
>>1458283
Watch german porn
sell your favourite possession
>>1458283
play your favorite vidya
>>1458283
Drink a glass of water
>>1458311
shit get
>>1458311
ok drinking water
Get a gf
go to work
Leave the eu
donate all your money to charity. all of it
>mfw dubs and you have to do it
>>1458322
I guess I have to try, even if it means awkwardly texting a girl I barely know
>>1458338
Not try, do
>>1458338
Post pics
>>1458347
Shit reroll
>>1458347
Last time
>>1458283
watch tv for 30 mins straight
Pack a fat ass lip of Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut
>mfw sniped that dubs
post a rare pepe
Make an original rap about the importance of drinking water before sleeping.
post a picture of a teabag on /pol/
>>1458334
jokes on you I'm poor
>>1458370
reroll
get a bf
do nothing
>>1458377
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>>1458377
>>1458377
The best I can do is start to talk to a guy who asked me out a couple ago again
also drink another glass of water
Instill discipline in your life. Remove porn, 4chan, games and other degenerate behaviors from your life and start reading self-help books and do rigorous exercise every single day. Punish yourself with a 100km march if you relapse.
>>1458322
>>1458338
>>1458345
>>1458425
this is unironically the way to do it, you just need to start before you give up on the mere concept of getting better
>>1458322
>>1458338
>>1458345
go for a walk
write a nice letter to your mom
Get a haircut.
Live homeless in the Faroese islands in the winter for a week
drink more water
>>1458607
Reroll
>>1458607
I'll do that anyway
Eat a whole box of captajn crunch in one sitting.
Call your mom and tell her you love her
>>1458655
NicE
also tell her you're gay
>>1458655
BMUP, OP you better do this
rip off a entire fingernail and eat it
Read spongebob fanfic for atleast an hour
>>1458655
fine, but I'll mumble it then quickly end the conversation and hang up
Drink as much water as you can
Paper cut you're dick slit
>>1459282
*your
Smoke some crack
install gentoo
>>1460046
buy a minifree thinkpad X200 and then Install gentoo
>>1458283
Go buy some pokemon cards
>>1458283
ejaculate into a clean cup and drink it all
Suck a dick
>>1458283
you watch Serial Experiments Lain
Buy a blackpowder percussion pistol. Shoot it. Have fun.
become a trap
>>1460440
let's try that again
>>1460444
Now you must become a trap OP
Buy estrogen IMMEDIATELY
>>1460444
I'm not sure that's something I can do in one day
>>1460756
it doesn't matter you have to do it. trips demand it.
also roll for you to have anal sex with you being the one to be penetrated
>>1460756
At the very least you can put on a skirt and model for us.
>>1458283
Rob a bank, have epic shootout with cops
Book a flight to iceland.
>>1458283
reminder
>>1461060
you can go buy a fucking skirt retard its not that difficult.
hunt for stray dogs/cats and befriend them
player 2 has joined the game
i'll do the same shit op does
jerk off without pants on and order a nothing pizza with right beef.
go to the library and put some money in a random book, then leave
After your next poop, do not wipe (or clean your asshole in any way) for at least an hour.
>>1463576
Reroll
drink a whole three glasses of water
Cut off your left index finger
Shove a metal fork into an outlet
>>1463799
don't
>>1463799
Oh yeah im waiting over here ribbing my dinger waiting for op to deliver
>>1463837
reroll please
>>1463799
>its a /bant/ makes someone a faggot episode
tfw i told op to put on like pic related
>>1463837
these digits saw you stop right now
>>1463911
say*
>>1463911
>saw you stop does
tht count?
>>1463911
do dubs surpass trips?
>>1463928
yes, unless someone rolls for me to do it
dress like a trap
>>1464019
fuck reroll
>>1463941
yes they do
Stay off of 4chan
>>1462699
you heard op get a fucking skirt
Be a heterosexual male
>>1458283
Buy me an a megumin dakimakura
Get drunk and fuck everyone on /bant/
Convert to Judaism