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we should create a religion for the SJWs just for the fun of it.
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>>1455756
the church of retardology
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>>1455756
I'm about to update this dead thread not because I hate SJWs but because tumblrinas are some of the most gullible people on Earth. For some reason a lot of them enjoy astrology, so if we are to create this religion, we'd have to include that as a main focus. Second, they happen to be obsessed with ultra-egalitarianism, so we'd also have to focus on privilege and discrimination. And cats. SJWs love cats. Now the interesting part: the god is a fat far-left mentally ill blasian poly-demisexual nonbinary person with purple hair, whose goal is to kill all racists, sexists, transphobes, homophobes, and islamophobes that exist. We would spread propaganda by making a bunch of tumblr blogs and keeping silent. Not sure if this will work but we can try.
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>>1456183
the god would be a mutated cirno
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name it after canada.
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>>1456273
justin cirno
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>>1456183
could definitely use some homosuck references
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>>1456321
nah tumblr likes Supernatural and Doctor Who and Steeben Uniburst
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>>1456183
alright, here we go.

Our new religion, sapientia, revolves around the wisdom of the ancients that capitalist agendas have drowned out. Wisdom from the ancient Egyptians that cats are to be worshipped, from the ancient Chinese that the stars are the only true way to be truly in tune with the universe, and from the Greeks that the body is evolved to have fat on it in order to survive longer. We can also find growth of communism and socialism in places like Africa, where tribes shared as much as possible. We can't forget, of course, the matriarchal tribes of the amazon, or navajos that recognized gender as a non-binary spectrum, or the ancient romans' acceptance of homosexuality and other orientations. Undoubtably, we are entering an era of hope after forgetting the ancient lessons for years, an era where we can begin to accept these truths, and spread them among our peers faster than ever before.
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>>1456389
Holy shit anon that sounds great.
The Egyptian cat part would need to sound less like a joke though. What would be the commandments of sapientia?
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>>1456457
yeah, I wasn't sure about the cat thing, and I don't know how to make it sound legit. In any case, how about:

1. Live by the wisdom of the ancients
2. People of color were the first humans, and therefore have the most history. Because of this they are to be treated with the utmost respect
3. Modern capitalist society is the oppressor of wisdom, kept in place by the patriarchy and systematic privilege. These are to be fought as much as possible.
4. Borders are a modern construct to divide the world as the tyrannical few see fit. Refugees are victims of a social construct, and should be taken care of by individuals.
5. Large companies and conglomerates have a financial interest to stay in power, which means they will fight the truth tooth and nail. They are not to be supported in any way.
6. Do not trust those who oppose others' decisions about things that do not affect them, like gender identity, sexual orientation, and weight
7. Freedom of speech does not protect all speech. The world should be a safe space for all.

That's all I can think of. Any other ideas?
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>>1456592
This is perfect. How should we spread this?
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>>1456660
It's easy to make fake accounts, but I'm guessing we'd need more people shilling for it to gain any traction. we could pitch it to /pol/ to gain shills, at the increased risk of exposing who really made it. Maybe it's best to start a tumblr now so that it predates the /pol/ post, which makes it look more legit.
If we do pitch to /pol/, the long game is to start by just confirming their echo chamber and provide an outlet, then use the increased influence of the official accounts to further other ops.
Given it looks like it's just us here right now, not sure how else to go about it.
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>>1456684
confirming tumblr's echo chamber, not /pol/'s
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>>1456592
8. Every body is beautiful (but really just fat bodies).
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>>1456592
In case of emergency, eat the rich
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great religion we are creating. but tryed get a discord for this but ((((((u might be spam)))))
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I'm in on this shit, how do we start?
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>>1456592
Maybe you can make cats something like angels in this religion.
Everyone has his own fursona guardian cat. LOL
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Τhis plan is so stupid that it might work
but still we need help from /pol/ in order to spread this religion.
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Bumping this thread
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>>1456592
This is great anon
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bump
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>>1456592
Alright, I'll start working on an official tumblr. If you want to help out you guys can start making legit looking tumblr accounts so that this isn't the first and only thing talked about on a bunch of new accounts
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>>1455756
Already is one.
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>>1456273
>>1460527
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>>1456592
All you need now us a commandment or two involving the hatred of men and ""cis scum"" .... you could also add something about privelage....
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>>1455756
If we dont have to confirm our accounts i have a list of burners i cant put it here
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>>1460581
Commandment 3 kind of has it with the patriarchy and privilege. Nothing about hating cis or white people outright yet though
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>>1460653
if im correct about one of these is already on tumblr
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>>1460653
I just sent a pic of my dick to every one of them
I hope you are proud of what you've done
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>>1460681
I AM
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Discord: 2Kr3kBn join us for support
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4EUpA3r leftover discord from habbo raids with 200+ people
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>>1455756
It's called Islam.
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Should we post this on /pol/?
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>>1461039
Not yet. I need to finish the official tumblr so that it predates the /pol/ post and makes it less obvious who came up with it. Ideally we should wait until this thread dies to do that no one there links to here
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>>1461102
Yeah thats true if you need burner accounts i still have a shit ton of emails. also maybe b because they will look on pol first
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I have AN IDEA!
We should make it so that the final text vertically spells out DIE SJWS
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>>1460732

Jesus dude
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does anyone know what tags should I use for the tumblr posts?
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>>1462381
probably #feminist,astrology, and pretty much what makes tumbler tumbler
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>>1456592
5 won't work. They value selfies and iPhones too much.
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>>1462497
they seem to preach communism and hate the leaders of big organizations enough. Isn't that why they don't like GMOs and stuff? I'm not convinced they make the connection
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KEEP THIS AWAY FROM POL
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it will spread to reddit, then quickly leak to Tumblr.
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link the accounts?
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ok, the official tumblr is sapientia-official (d o t) tumblr (d o t) com

>>1462580
how are we supposed to gain traction while keeping it from /pol/? if the first posts predate the post on /pol/ we can just say they're trying to bastardize a good movement. it's not like our initial messages are controversial for tumblr.
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OMG WE GOT ONE PERSON!!
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>>1463658
hahahaha
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>>1461207
Don't
It
Enjoy
Story
Just
What

Predictive text
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>>1463459
how do we further spread this disease around tumblr? should we create fake blogs?
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>>1455756
should I create a discord?
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>>1464341
yes with the emails i have provided
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>>1464367
already have one i will link
XXAgzG
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It's happening man
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>>1464369
will the emails you provided respond to the confirmation email?
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>>1464485
No but i dont think there is one
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Link to the tumblr page?
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created l discord for this. Discord:guwKTd
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>>1464504
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>>1464531
sapientia-official (d o t) tumblr (d o t) com
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bupm because I didn't type all of that shit above just for nothing to happen
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this is worse than most /pol/ threads. their religion is marxism btw.
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I think we should repost this tomorrow, Any opinions on this.
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>>1465536
Sure but we still need this on the down low until traction is gained
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>>1465513
sjw's don't know anything about marxism other than anti-capitalism memes, and don't consider themselves marxists. they don't know a single quote from marx, or even the title of anything he wrote save perhaps 'the communist manifesto' since everyone knows the name of that one
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how many followers do we have for the "religion" we created for them?
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>>1465607
8 followers, a couple of them look legit, after ~5 hrs since first activity
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I need the official discord link
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>>1465807
scenes i started the mess i created the discord for it :guwKTd
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>>1456389
>>1456592

Neat, does this cult have any deities, or is it more philosophical than anything? We could probably throw Gaia, the Wicca pantheon, and esoteric spiritism in there, with Karl Marx and long-dead sjw pioneers as saints. We could claim that new, negative spirits seek to take over the world, and suppress nature under their fascist boot, and that the positive spirits and negative spirits have been waging an invisible war in the shadows since civilization began to abandon the wisdom of the ancestors.

To tie into their Nazi hate and give the cult evil trickster god to rally against, we could claim the Weimar republic was on the verge of transcending into a vibrant and beautiful liberal utopia, but that out of hate, the negative spirits gave an evil patriarch, (Adolf Hitler, the Supreme Patriarch) the power to brainwash the German people to destroy the enlightened civilization they had created, and attempt to exterminate and enslave the First Peoples.

Ever since the Supreme Patriarch was defeated only through the bravery of the positive spirits and the courage of their mortal followers, his spirit, the Black Wolf, or, Umbral Lupine, has been corrupting the love in people's hearts into hate, which is why the negative spirit's next mortal servant, the Orange Deciever, managed to conquer the world's greatest nation without firing a shot. Only through peace, hope, and the spread of Sapienta's noble message, can love prevail!
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>>1465844
Shouldn't we get a prophet for this "religion"? I was thinking of someone like Big Red (any popular shithead SJW works) but there are 2 possible outcomes

1. If we choose one of the bigger SJWs as prophets, then we could risk this seeming like a big joke
2. The dumbasses buy it and if this actually grows then the actual "prophet" might join in on the action for attention. afterwards the shit train goes smoothly from there
Just some ideas, anyone have a better plan than my shitty rambling? :^]
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>>1465859

No, the point of Sapientia is that there is no king or ruler, but that the positive spirits speak to and guide everyone! Unfortunately, in the modern age we've abandoned them, and lost our connection, to reconnect with the positive spirits of nature and our ancestors, we must use sacred herbs to reawaken our inner consciousness, so we can hear them once again. The Umbral Lupine's servants and minions have done their best to keep us from using Gaia's gift to mortals as she intended it, and hearing the positive spirits is harder than ever, but with enough herbs, fasting, and meditation, we can come to understand them and achieve enlightenment.
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>>1465907
So, we don't have a symbol yet? Bc I can make one
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>>1465844
>>1465859
>>1465907
chirst this is getting complicated. isn't a pretty decent chunk of tumblr atheist? we could probably still rope them in if we avoid having a single god. it kind of just seems like unnecessary controversy.
I mean if our goal is just to maximize influence, we should just make a single unified symbol of their echo chamber with minimum fanfare right?
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>>1465923
no symbol yet. the official account's avatar at the moment is just a mayan pyramid. according to google, OP's pic is the symbol for bisexual, so we probably don't want to just rip that. if you do make one, make sure to make it vague enough that we can get a bs symbolism post out of it
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>>1465978
Sure, I will try
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>>1465960

What if any deity is worthy of being worshiped as long as it upholds Sapientia's beliefs, and that Sapientians should follow their heart as the spirits tell them to?
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>>1466017
that could work. maybe we go for an "enlightened figures that people should listen to and represent our beliefs" kind of construct. that way we could reach out to multiple people small enough to notice, but big enough that their support would make a meaningful difference
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>>1466042

Sort of like a disorganized version of neobuddhism with hippie elements and a focus on tolerance, diversity, and the wisdom of the ancestors, with the caveat anyone from any religion can keep filling their religion as they uphold Sapientia's core tenets? Sounds convincing, if I were a Tumblrina I'd probably fall for it. Just needs a bit more substance, I like the Drumpf is Literally Hitler idea earlier in the thread, but I'm also worried it might be a little on the nose.
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I think it would be smart to tell the history through the doctrine. Don't exactly say we were founded in blah blah blah, but instead go "Cleopatra stood strong in the face of adversity due to the inner strength of women of color. Her strength caused the capitalists like Octavian to fear and slander her"
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>>1466133
yeah, we should definitely expand into more specific substance, but we should make the basics as vague as possible, and let people fill their own beliefs in.
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>>1466147
>>1466272

Right, it's an eternal philosophy that existed throughout the ages that the ancients knew to be true, and each implemented in their own, unique, wonderful, and equally beautiful way, before they strayed from the path, abandoing their spiritual wisdom for the sake of false and unnatural misgony, bigotry, and avarice.
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>>1466309

Coming up with cult doctrine is actually pretty easy, if I wasn't already religious I'd definitely start an obscure cult.
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>>1466309
Beautiful
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>>1466272

How do spirits, witchcraft, and Frohnald Frump fit into this religion?
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>>1466361
It's more philosophical and spiritualism than a set religion. So we give them a basic guideline and let their imaginations fill in the gaps. We add bits and pieces of vague guidance when needed. Eventually they we expound on it themselves
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>Their god is a black futa
>Their Church name ia cisless
>All 56 genders can be priests and they can molest a child based on their sexual orientation
>Being a straight white cis-male is forbidden and if you are straight white cis male you need to pay 70% of your income as indulgence to the cisless church
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>>1466445
A black futa God you say?
I have just the one.
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>>1466540
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Proposed symbol for the religion:
The Hourglass
Representing the time that's gone, the time of the ancestors, and the infinite genders
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>>1466594
Say infinite identities instead ;)
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>>1466627
Nice, liked it
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>>1455756
So you not being a retarded faggot is not going to happen?
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>>1455756
its called the fuckin liberal party
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>>1455756
>what is AntiFa
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