afternoon peeps, new risk thread here.
claim name, location and colour!
please be nice.
>>1444134
Liechtenstein
Edgy Blue
Switzerland
>>1444134
>Egypt
>Gold
>Nasser, Sadat, and Naguib
>>1444134
England
Red
>>1444134
The Forsaken
Finland
Grey
>>1444134
Scania Minor
Cyan
England
>>1444134
Murrycunchers
Orange
India
>>1444134
Knights Templar
Red
Israel
>>1444187
red's taken
>>1444199
Can I have Edgy red then?
>>1444206
of course you can!
>>1444199
Oh, you're not op sorry,
>>1444211
FIll Egypt
>>1444211
>switzerland
>starts in austria
whatever, fill Austria, spills go to Switzerland
>>1444211
Fill lower England
>>1444211
Thanks, fill Israel, spill Lebanon
>>1444211
I'll fill India.
>>1444211
We know where this is going, since he decided to pick right next to another player.
Eliminate Scania Minor.
>>1444211
Fill Norway, spills Sweden.
:D
>>1444247
I said Norway. Nevermind, fill Sweden.
>>1444247
Keep fighting Scania Minor. Break their bonus.
>>1444247
Fill those parts in Germany, spills go to Italy
>>1444247
FIll Egypt and Sinai especially, If spills go into Sudan
Fill it
>>1444247
Fill Lebanon, spill Jordan
>>1444262
Wait, change that +5 to +4, sorry I looked wrong.
Am I doing it right boys fill it Japan
>>1444247
Garrison territory bordering red, fill scotland then ireland
>>1444267
A fucking leaf.
>>1444247
Keep filling india, spill north.
Fillaroni
>>1444271
Check yourself
United States Military
Yellow
Iraq
Before I rake myself
Czech army
Three beer mugs
One babushka
Two Turbocharged polonez
>>1444264
so polite!
>>1444270
sorry i don't do garrisons, forgot they were on the rules list
>>1444290
p-please don't shit up my thread
>>1444304
Fill in Saudi arabia
>>1444304
Nobody owns the bread
>>1444304
Fill North Italy, Spills go to German Provinces
>>1444304
Finish filling lower England, then defend from any incoming attacks and fill upper England afterwards. Spills kill Scania.
>>1444304
FUll Egypt and then Sudan
>>1444304
Fill Saudi-Arabia
Fill
My bowl
>>1444304
Defend from any advances by red, spills regain lost territory
>>1444304
Expand east.
>>1444304
Fill Sweden, Norway.
>>1444304
add meh
Europa Proxima
Turkey
Purple
>>1444304
>Poland
>Purple
>Magraviate of Pomerania
>>1444327
rip brave scania, lost to the way of the live rolls
>>1444387
another colour please
>>1444397
fill turkey, then eat it
>>1444397
Fill in the rest of Saudi arabia
>>1444397
Fill more Germany
>>1444401
such horrible rolls
>>1444397
Fill Saudi-Arabia, spill the vile Americans in Iraq
>>1444397
Full Sudan, South Sudan, and the horn of Africa
>>1444397
Wales and Ireland, then Normandy and the rest of France.
>>1444397
Engage russian eating engines.
>>1444397
Orange, cause it seems to be free( i'm guessing currymunchers is actually brown)
if not, Lime
>>1444424
More palis! ADVYAANCE!
>>1444397
fill turkey.
>>1444397
can i roll this turn? if so, fill Poland
>>1444397
Finish Norway, spills Baltics.
>>1444444
SHIT
>>1444397
Andalusia
Central Spain
Green
Roll to fill Spain
>>1444444
t-that get
>>1444444
>444444
>>1444444
I-It only counts as trips r-right?
>>1444464
I start with a pali, this hopefully bodes well
>>1444444
fill turkey with what? gravy?
>>1444444
YOU RUINED THE FUCKING GET YOU FAGGOT
>>1444444
i hate these threads so much holy shit
>>1444444
WTF I hate Spain now
>>1444444
INSTA WIN
>>1444444
YOU FUCKING CUNT MALLET
>>1444444
Thread derail in 3...2...1...
>>1444444
Was it worth it?
>>1444444
I guess he wins
>>1444444
wtf i hate risk thread now
>>1444444
ABORT, ABORT! ROLL TOO BIG!
>>1444497
Don´t you see I did it on purpouse? I even rolled before the turn finished.
You niggers
>>1444497
You must be new...
>>1444496
wtf I love Spain nao
>>1444444
YOU MONKEY FUCKING SPAIN IN THE ASS CUNT!
>>1444496
>Useful
You just ruined the game you scriptnigger. People like you are the reason why we need a real dice system like /tg/.
>>1444516
>butthurt faggot calling someone else a scriptfag for getting a good get
sore losers pls leave
>>1444403
>>1444423
bonuses in your name please!
stop being mean!
>>1444516
but what kind of good would have this get to be on that another thread, full of newfags that doesnt even know how the post number system works?
>>1444496
>quints
>>1444444
noticed.
>>1444527
Fill more germany, spills go to Czech Republic
>>1444524
POO
>>1444533
lmao I didnt even realised, if its higher that quints then I guess its something kek. (Sorry Im bad at maths)
>>1444527
Finish off the Americans, spill into Iran
>>1444527
More France, take the region of the Rhine in France without attacking Blue. After that, go for Belgium and Netherlands.
>>1444527
FIll Libya and Tunisia
>>1444527
Fill european sorroundings.
>>1444444
>>1444559
Do you want an Alliance?
I'll stay away from Europa
>>1444527
Fill out the partialy unvaded territories, spill into the middle east.
>>1444549
can we work out an alliance/NAP?
>>1444527
Fill Poland if not already filled by my previous rolls;
spill into/towards Ukraine
>>1444574
Alliance accepted
>>1444444
The Turkey shall be filled.
>>1444578
Sure! There seems to be plenty of room in Europe. How about I get France, Spain and Beligum, while you get Italy, Germany and Netherlands?
>>1444592
Alliance?
>>1444592
Nice
>>1444594
Sounds about right! May we wish you good luck in the future
Be sure to join risk discord guys.
discord gg W9acm
>>1444598
Unfortunately, only 2 way alliances are allowed. I can accept a N.A.P though.
sorry everyone, i panicked with the six digit roll!
>>1444656
Finish Germany, Spills go to Czech Republic
>>1444621
NAP/ Alliance?
>>1444656
Finish Baltics, spills Denmark and Kola.
>>1444656
Same strategy.
>>1444558
sorry, doing that now
>>1444666
>satan trips
>>1444656
Fill France, Belgium, and then Catalonia in Spain.
>>1444656
Fill Iran, spill Azerbajjan
>>1444679
N.A.P?
>>1444656
FIll Southern Sudan and Eastern Africa with this roll
>>1444686
OK
>>1444656
>defend first if attacked
>keep filling East
>>1444696
nice pali
>>1444656
March north, turning west.
>>1444666
>>1444656
use these spills to go to italy
>>1444696
in this order
>>1444670
the west and the south seem to haveformed solid alliances.
How about we of the North do the same?
Alliance?
>>1444774
Fill the rest of Germany, Spills go to Italy
>>1444774
FIll Algeria and Somalia
>>1444774
Invade Egypt
>>1444793
No, please, I don't want to fight, what do you want? Please, no fighting
>>1444800
same strategy
>>1444801
I'm sorry, there's no where else I can go.
And you're probably a heathen.
>>1444774
Gonna do some more russia invading.
>>1444809
I'm a Copt, I'm orthodox man
What do I have to do please I don't want to fight
>>1444821
Still, I need room.
We'll meet on the battlefield.
>>1444774
>>1444721
you gave me the wrong bit; but i'll conquer the other one now anyway, so no biggy.
>defend from any attack first
>fill the province I'm in, then follow Pic Related
>>1444814
where are you from again? kapiti? auckland?
>>1444855
Break the Danes' hold on my north Germany, spills go to Italy and the Netherlands, defend if necessary
>>1444855
Kill purple
>>1444855
Attack Blue in Germany, disrupt their bonus.
>>1444879
Nigga I just want to get this over as quickly as possible, you can have N Germany and fuck off
>>1444855
whoops wrong colour for the invasion of egypt. that should be red.
>>1444855
Fill Georgia and surrounding areas.
>>1444821
>>1444839
>Europa Proxima invades Egypt
Oh, okay, never mind then.
>>1444886
I don't think so.
>>1444887
>>1444888
Oh fuk, then just invade Egypt some more
>>1444855
attac
>>1444888
>Templar
>posts Hospitaller
>>1444855
Fill out the territories that are partialy filled, then invade africa.
>>1444855
give dark red a way to enter africa
>>1444897
I'm not an expert okay.
OP, purp should only get 9 t's from this roll 46-37
>>1444444
>>1444896
give proper orders
>>1444946
Invade even more Egypt.
>>1444946
Invade Denmark and the 3 fingers (pic related) defense is always necessary
>>1444946
Attack Blue.
>>1444946
Defend against all attacks
>>1444959
Palis
>>1444946
ok, Which I tried to say is to attack Egypt, but also give my ally an entrance to africa. understood?
Use this roll to take romania then
>>1444946
Invade more egypt, heading north.
>>1444969
I'm sorry man, if you want some of Africa you're going to have to go through Italy.
nice stalemate
>>1444989
fug :DD
>>1445009
Redo this roll (>>1444954)
>>1445009
Attack Egypt
>>1445009
Delete Blue from Germany finaly.
>>1445009
Invade edgy red from all sides.
>>1445020
>finaly
not with that grammar
>>1445009
fill romania, spill carpats
>>1445028
B-But muh NAP
>>1445009
FILL WESTERN AFRICA QUICKLY
>>1445052
Attack Blue.
>>1445052
Are you fucking kidding me?
I get nothing?
Not even land in Western Africa?
Like I asked?
What the hell!
Seriously man, what the fuck!
>>1445052
Invade more of Sweden, Spills go to Norway and Finland, defense is first priority
>>1445052
Keep up the attack on edgy red
>>1445060
you can be catboys monarchy
>>1445052
Invade Sudan
>>1444444
SUPREME CHECKED
Can I take over as Catboys since he's dead and gone?
First order of business is to fight Grey
>>1445086
yes
please don't be so mean next time
;-;
>>1445122
Keep assaulting Grey, defense is first priority as always
>>1445122
Destroy the Heathens in Egypt!
>>1445122
Fight Grey
>>1445130
Also here's my bonus
>>1445133
recount bonus or is that actually your bonus
>>1445122
Keep up the offensive.
>>1445122
is it too late to join in on the fun?
>Church
>Morocco
>Blue
>>1445052
same strategy
>>1445122
Attack Blue.
>>1445147
kind of, yeah
>>1445180
FIll Spain
>>1445180
Invade Grey, spills go to Netherlands, defense is first priority, cede norway land to catboy
>>1445188
+27
>>1445180
Finish of red, move on to purple.
>>1445180
Retreat all forces to Sicily and Sardinia.
>>1445195
>Retreat all forces to Sicily
not on my watch
>>1445199
High five.
>>1445199
Pls, I'll be your vassal (if we use that system). And I'll fight the indian invaders.
>>1445208
He's in the discord, and we've thought about it
answer is no
>>1445180
Surrender.
Thanks for OPing.
GG guys.
>>1445180
fill italy with the albanian route
don't bully ebi!
>>1445211
This is it, then.
AVE MARIA, DEUS VULT.
>>1445208
>>1445211
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>TEMPLARS
>NOT FUCKING UP AND DYING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHH
>TEMPLARS
>TRIES TO GO BACK TO ITALY
>GETS FUCKED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING CUNT
GET SHAFTED
>>1444444
pls add to screencap :^)
>>1445211
Nice metagaming.
>>1445227
>Not failing like all the other crusades.
Pull the other one mate, it's got bells on it.
>>1445228
>Degenerate Anglican that wants to get shafted by cats.
>>1445227
no lol
beep
>>1445240
You're in it
oh deus meus
>>1445246
Spill Netherlands, Spills go Italy and Pomerania
>>1445246
HELLO PURPLE, HOW IS YOUR DAY?
ASSUME *THE POSITION* AND PREPARE FOR INVASION.
>>1445273
You really Coptic then?
>>1445268
I have nothing
Will anyone stick around for another round after this one?
>>1445246
WAIT I STILL HAVE SOME STUF IN ISRAEL
DEUS VULT ATTACK NOW
>>1445287
Yeah, I'm from Egypt
>>1445300
Oh, thats genuinly pretty cool.
How do they feel about you wanting to fuck cat though?
>>1445302
Invade Lebanon
>>1445302
Invade Green and Purple
>>1445308
spills?
>>1445319
Jordan
>>1445302
Did i let red survive, fix that mistake first, then remove purple.
>>1445332
We are not a mistake!
>>1445360
Finish Ukraine and spill Belarus and the rest of green
>>1444444
fugggg