Okay, so, I'm a girl and I found out about this place from

>>1438947
Sage bait

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id still rather die with my dick in one hand and a beer in the other than live without both.

>>1438947
You fucking whore. Fuck offf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro

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This is lame b8.

>Enjoy never getting to touch someone like me.
>Implying I would want Tyrone's used goods.

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This is poor bait and you're on the wrong board.

>>1438947
>Normally I'll be pretty vocal

didn't read any further.

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Sorry mate, the fish has spoken.

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This is an anime image board.
Take your shitty bait back to plebbit or >>>/r9k/
Now check 'em.

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that's hot

>>1438947
>from Reddit
And you should go right back. Didn't read any further, fuck off, we're full

>>1439090
bump

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kill you're self

Damn right my basement is dank.

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>>1438947

Low quality b8 at least don't use so many newfag tropes
>reddit
>girl
>pathetic
>misogyny
>virgin

>>1439135
How the fuck do you even have internet aren't you hungry or are you one of the wrongfully filthy rich country traitors

>>1438947
i stopped reading at
>pathetic fucking virgins

that was a good read
saved

>you're going to die alone you pathetic fucking virgins.

stopped reading right there

You're on the wrong board. Go talk to /r9k or /pol/

Or go to where this thread belongs, /trash/

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>>1438947
Tits or gtfo

>>1438947
>incels
kek

>>1440023
Shut the fuckkk up leafff

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>>1438947
I consider myself to be a lonely person, not out of my choice, but because that's just how it is. I've always had trouble sleeping well at night, and even more trouble trying to wake up. To cope, I always told myself that one day things would get better, and I trudged through much of my life this way, hoping I'd one day be saved by some angel.

At some point, I fell in love with Haruhi, though I never really considered her as a 'waifu' because I thought that was weird and stupid. Really, I was in love with her character, her traits, and everything about her. I wanted to find a girl, exactly like her, but she would love me unconditionally. She'd want me to better myself, not for her gain but for mine. After some time, I felt even worse than before, once I'd figured out that I'd never find a girl that's perfect for me. Any emptiness or loneliness I was feeling became worse and worse. Getting up in the morning was even more of a chore, and falling asleep at night was even more of an impossibility. In short, I was miserable, unhappy, and all alone. There wasn't a single person in my life I could confide in.

Then I realized that the person I wanted, all this time, was always there. I just had to imagine her into existence. From then on, I always imagined myself with Haruhi when I was at home, as though she was really there. I'd always cuddle with her, tell her that I love her, listen to her say that she loves me. It's been this way for about a year now, and I've never been happier. Sleeping is a fun routine, waking up to Haruhi is wonderful, and while I still feel alone and depressive at times, I've never felt that complete and continuous feeling of emptiness. Haruhi makes me happy, imagining our two-sided relationship comforts me, and I wouldn't trade so that someone on the internet won't consider me 'dangerously delusional.'

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>Okay, so, I'm a girl and I found out about this place from Reddit. Normally I'll be pretty vocal on subreddits talking about r/incels or r/redpill or something, and this led me to someone telling me about this place. I can't believe what I'm seeing. You're all fucking pathetic. You blame women for all of your problems, yet you do nothing to try and remedy them. You sit in your dank basement, bitter and alone, thinking of ways you can get back at the world. Because people are happy, and you resent that. Because you can never be happy. You're pathetic. The bottom of the barrel. I almost feel sorry for you.

I'm pretty resilient to misogynistic rhetoric, but visiting here, browsing through all of the pages, I feel a bit sick. How can people like you exist? You blame a whole fucking gender of people because you're so bitter, that you lost any ounce of self-respect. You lump in women as one thing, a definite measure. It's laughable. You're just lonely, bitter, twisted gremlins who don't know the touch of a woman.

You say we have it easier. That's funny. You've probably had it handed to you on a plate, but you just refused to accept it. You are pathetic, I'll say it again because it's the perfect word to describe anyone here. I've heard about this place for a long time, but only now, after 4 glasses of wine, have I decided to visit it.

Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me. With this attitude, you're going to die alone you pathetic fucking virgins.

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>>1440553
YOU FUCKING ANIMEFAG WEEABOO WEEAJEW WEEANIGGER SCUM. HOW DARE YOU FUCKING DISRESPECT ME, YOU LOW LIFE DEGENERATE PAEDOPHILE SCUMFUCK. WHY MUST YOU SPREAD YOUR ROT AND CANCER ACROSS THIS SITE WHICH COULD BE SO UNIQUE AND ENJOYABLE. OH BUT OHOHOHOHOHOO FUCKING OH NO. YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR SLIMY LITTLE CUM-SOAKED HANDS OFF OF IT CAN YOU? NOPE-A-DOPLE-NIGGER. YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR GODLESS DIGITAL EQUIVELANT OF AIDS. GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING ANGRY WHJAT TEH FUCKING NGIGER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AGHRGH FUCK OFF. GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU DEGENERATE ANIFAG WEEABOO SCUM. GO FUFIL YOUR SIX ABOMINABLE FANTASIES AND RAPE SOME KIDS. THEN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SENT TO FUCKING PRISON. HOPEFULLY YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS THE DEATH PENALTY YOU PIECE OF SHIT. WHY NOT GET THE FUCK AWAY. FUCKING HELL GTFO. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE CANCER OF THE INTERNET. 2D AINT REAL. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. YOU FUCK SCUMFAG JEW WHORE NIGGERS. STOP BEING FUCKING WEEANIGGERS YOU FUCKING USELESS I HFUICKING HATE OYU U FUCKIN G STUPID CUNTS U LIKE ARE THE FUCKING NIGGERS OF THE NIGGERING INTERNET YOU NIG-NIG-NIG FUCKING NIGGERS. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR PAEDOPHILE RAPE FANTASIES YOU SCUMFUCK JEW NIGGERS. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ANYTHING AND ANYONE. AGH YOU FUCKING NIAGGAS. YOU ARE LITERALLY AGH FUC K FACASD.
please leave'

>>1438947
Why is a copy-pasta from /r9k/ getting so much attention? I thought you guys were better than this.

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>>1438947

>>1440845
/bant/ is at the moment really bored. During the spurdo invasion the other day this place was incredible, and I think anons are still remembering that. It was fun.

More of that kind of thing would save the day.

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Okay, so, I'm a girl and I found out about this place from Reddit. Normally I'll be pretty vocal on subreddits talking about r/incels or r/redpill or something, and this led me to someone telling me about this place. I can't believe what I'm seeing. You're all fucking pathetic. You blame women for all of your problems, yet you do nothing to try and remedy them. You sit in your dank basement, bitter and alone, thinking of ways you can get back at the world. Because people are happy, and you resent that. Because you can never be happy. You're pathetic. The bottom of the barrel. I almost feel sorry for you.

I'm pretty resilient to misogynistic rhetoric, but visiting here, browsing through all of the pages, I feel a bit sick. How can people like you exist? You blame a whole fucking gender of people because you're so bitter, that you lost any ounce of self-respect. You lump in women as one thing, a definite measure. It's laughable. You're just lonely, bitter, twisted gremlins who don't know the touch of a woman.

You say we have it easier. That's funny. You've probably had it handed to you on a plate, but you just refused to accept it. You are pathetic, I'll say it again because it's the perfect word to describe anyone here. I've heard about this place for a long time, but only now, after 4 glasses of wine, have I decided to visit it.

Anyway, enjoy never getting to touch someone like me. With this attitude, you're going to die alone you pathetic fucking virgins.

>>1438947
But we don't blame women. We blame the Jews.

Fag leave sage

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bait/10

Nice try faggot

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The birth of a copypasta.

OP, that's a good one. Bravo.

>>1438947
If real, kill yourself for feeling the need to invade someone else's safe haven just to make yourself feel good about yourself.

If bait, kill yourself for feeling the need to write multiple paragraphs just to con people into getting offended.

this has been posted before

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>>1438947

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>>1438947
Nice copypasta, where'd you get it? Reddit?

>>1438947
>>>/lgbt/

this bait would make sense if you posted it on /r9k/

>>1438947
You think my basement is dank? Thanks dude I always thought it was a little messy or unfurnished, but I guess it's pretty good!

>>1439151
Weed xd

>>1438947
I saw the picture and didn't even bother to read the text

>>1438947
0 to 4chan’s /jp/[4](Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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obvious bait/pasta but I say we men strike back against this constant misandry shit society keeps allowing and start defending our right to be fucking men.

>>1438947
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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>>1438947

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Is that the best you got bitch? Try harder

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>>1438947
apology for poor english

when were you when hilda clintan dies

I was sat at home drinking brain fluid when Pieter ring

"hilda is die"

"no"

>>1438947
>1 post by this ID

>You blame women for all of your problems, yet you do nothing to try and remedy them.
>>>/r9k/ is this way

>>1440093
Wow me too. Are you me?

>>1438947
jesus my attention span is so fucking shitty that i only made it 5 words in do i need meds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-uM4V3Sdo

>>1440023
The top 1% of the population is middle-high class or higher, and they live like middle-low class americans would

>>1443429
you put sage in the wrong box buddy

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>>1438947

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>>1438947
>"I've heard about this place for a long time, but only now, after 4 glasses of wine, have I decided to visit it."

>Said every drunk bitch thinking they can impress someone

>>1444600
He put sage in all fields

>>1444600
newfag trying too hard detected

>>1438947
Thanks for acknowledging my dank as fuck basement.

Nice pasta faggot.

Also,
>american
>drinking wine
Distilled grape juice does not count. Fag

post tits then leave

>>1438947
here ill take the bait
first off all, that t_d tier shit is on /pol/, bant is a shitpost board
also, you say we blame women for all of our problems and group us together as ALL blaming women, like you are literally shooting yourself i nthe foot here, because you did the exact same thing by saying we ALL blame women. fuck off mate.

"because we can never be happy"
i'd much rather sit on my ass and play video games than be poor and having to work 12 hours a day just to suffer more.

"enjoy never getting to touch somone like me"
i dont want to touch a reddit-browsing dumbass

Just wow.

Has there ever been anyone as fucking stupid as you to exist on earth?
It is genuinely an impressive achievement that your parents managed to raise a human being as totally fucking dumb as you while still managing to keep you capable of speech.

Its almost like a devious plot to negatively impact the social discussion as much as humanly possible, your creation.

One wonders how someone as completely pants-wetting mouth-breathing fucking imbecilic as yourself manages to sustain themselves.

You live with your parents dont you?

>>1438947
>With this attitude, you're going to die alone you pathetic fucking virgins.
Stopped reading right there.

>>1438947
>ITT: Ad Hominem
[spoiler]Still a shit bait btw[/spoiler]

>>1438947
Who comes up with this shit?

>>1445328
>[spoiler]
That shit doesn't work here, Pierre.

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>have hope in this board
>see this thread is still up

>>1445340
right? kek

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>>1445372
>still bump

>>1445383
B U M P
U
M
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better die alone than stick your dick in a crazy

>>1438947
I often wonder if the original texts have once been legit posts the author really believed and wrote before becoming pasta or if they were always meant to be bait.

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Fuck off whore

>>1446373
Probably bait. They are unlikely going to show their desperate butthurt through a post like this.

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>>1438947

Worst quality bait I've seen in a while

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>>1438947
>You blame a whole fucking gender of people because you're so bitter, that you lost any ounce of self-respect. You lump in women as one thing, a definite measure. It's laughable. You're just lonely, bitter, twisted gremlins who don't know the touch of a woman.

Just got done fucking my girl friend and getting her to go make breakfast for my 6yr old by another woman.

Then I sent the bitch to work to bring back my $$$.

She owes it to the white man for us dying in all those wars and hazardous jobs to keep you sluts safe.

Deal with it.

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>mfw /bant/ too underaged and stupid to sage the most obvious fucking bait imaginable and was most likely directed towards /r9k/

>>1438947
Gtfo with this bait off /bant/

Stop taking the bait so hard guys

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>>1446778
/bant/ is an underaged containment board. they really don't belong here. Not wise enough to spot bullshit and sage threads.

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAGE AT THIS POINT. These fucking idiots turned this into one of the most successful threads on the catalog at this point by not saging.

!!!BAIT ALERT!!!

REMEMBER: DO NOT POST IN THESE THREADS UNLESS YOU INTEND TO SAGE

SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD

>>1446793
bump

>>1440093
me too

>>1445372
you need to drown in cement

>>1438947
>from Reddit

hmm... something's already wrong with you

>>1438947
>With this attitude, you're going to die alone you pathetic fucking virgins.
stopped reading there

>>1446784
>every reply is about how this is clearly bait
>not wise enough to spot bullshit
I mean, yeah, people keep bumping it, but to be fair no one actually fell for it