>tfw you remember you're American

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>>1423584
>make very expensive splash on mars because using tard units

>>1423584
pretend you know nothing about america. do you not think it's possible for a nation to be controlled while at the same time making them think everythings under control?

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>>1423584
Yeah you beat us at swimming

Americans are some of the best swimmers in the world. Thanks to generations of inbreeding and hormone filled burgers. They have evolved pic related.

The only reason they landed on the moon is because they illegally hired German scientists to work for NASA after the war. Corrupt degenerate cheating inbred piece of shit country that would collapse if they played by the rules

> 21,000,000,000,000.00 dollars in debt
> give me back my money america

That's 12 fucking zeros and you think your country is successful

NASA literally just announced they don't have enough money to make it mars.

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>>1423659
>>1423630
blow it out your ass
>>1423584
feels good desu

>>1423675
If you reply to this poster you are basically doing the equivalent to talking to a dora the explorer show.

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>>1423678
Fucking retard

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>>1423690
What the fuck do you know
> implying you know fuck all about anything

Your 3rd world education is showing, cunt.

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THE DAY TRUMP SELLS OUT AMERICA

> build walls
> martial law is declared
> they take away all your guns, burgers, property, rights and freedoms
> turn off the electricity and water
> round everybody up and segregate the men from the women and children
> put y'all on trains and ship you to the nearest Prison Work Camp
> Where you are worked to death building shit for china and Canada to pay off debt
> women and children are sold on the internet, cheap
> Clear the land sell it off

And that will be the story of America

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>>1423714

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>>1423675
>>1423691
>>1423714
>>1423782
oh look the retard leafposter is here again

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>>1423792
Let's not.
Instead
Why don't you go suck dicks, Catch Aids and die.
> suck dicks or die trying faggot

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>tfw you come back from America and remember you don't live there

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>>1423808
Eh, if I want ANY lip from you bro
> I'll rattle Muh zipper

>>1423675
>scammed the rest of the world out of $21,000,000,000,000
>rest of the world too pussy to get it back

Please Canada, tell us how to be successful some more.

>>1423826
Yes please will you be Canuck daddy?

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>>1423847
Mkayy, well for an American to be successful you need to go get your shotgun, load it, hold the barrel in your mouth while you jump up and down while banging the Butt on the ground. If it doesn't go off then you have succeeded. If it does then that's great too.

>>1423862
Yess I will be daddy

I'm being rude, but that usually triggers half decent responses. America knows the country is fucked, and it's not the peoples fault. But you must be accountable for your actions, or it will catch up to ya, quit digging this hole deeper and actually try to make america great again, trump can't do it alone.

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>>1423847
Not pussies, it's just america is worth more intact.

Perhaps trump should consider trading off a couple states for a clean slate, just the odd ones like Alaska and Hawaii.

I'd say america is quite afraid of the world coming for them, referencing their military spending. While whole cities are abandoned and the people have to suffer for it. And in the end america will turn on everybody. They have staged terrorist attacks on they own people and they will do it again.

> Detroit, new Orleans.
> all cities in Canada prosper

America

Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what can I do for my country.

> die

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Why is this one leaf posting in this thread so much? Is he tsundere for burgers or something?

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>>1424077
And ya know, that's why you don't have free healthcare. Because I mean.. How? The country would be ruined if they payed for everything, they can no longer afford to care for the people. When americans start realizing how fucked they are, they going to be super pissed.
The government knows that and is 100% ready for it
>>1423782

They poison you with shit food and shit education, distract you with materialism, and then leave you to die.

> then blame you for burdening the system with crime and obesity

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>>1424445
>>1424391
he jelly that his country is a cucked copy of us. seriously, apart from one province and a couple redneck areas they have no real culture that belongs to them.

>>1423630
kek

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>>1424445
Americans need to be reminded of this shit daily, they are to ignorant to think of it themselves. This is all we can do for our brothers

> you can show the horse water
> but you can't make it drink

I hope they realize one day what the fuck is really happening, and then do something about it.

Little steps

>>1424560
RARE FLAG

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>>1424532
We are what we are, culture and image don't really matter to us. That much. That shit doesn't pay the bills.

> atleast we can pay our bills, major differance between us right there

>>1424633
come talk shit when you dont have to worry about your teachers turning your kids transgender and bringing in the cops when you try to get them help.

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>>1424532
If we are so alike, how come we can afford free health care?
Because we are educated on health and how to take care, we don't start wars, we don't need an army. We spend more money on the people our country is for the people, yours just pretends to be. And people fall for it.

Also

Why is america one of the most hated countries in the world?
Why is canada one of the most loved and respected?


Our countries started at the exact same time, we all had the exact same opportunities, america fucked up.

Ignorance is bliss isn't it my burgerboy

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>>1424759
What the fuck does that have to do with anything...

Seems to be people can be who they want to be here... They have the freedom to do so....

Ignorance is bliss

>>1424812
Unless they wanna be a parent of a kid who doesn't take hormone pills and kills themselves in their mid 20's then they get their kids taken away

>Canadian national debt over a TRILLION dollars
>Truedude seen in gay parades and Muslim outfits every other day
If only Canada knew how to elect a man as a leader, and not a little weed boy.

>>1424519
What is the national dish of canada faglord?

>>1423675
We're going to start exporting niggers to Canada big time. And then, for you, it will be big time nig time. Syrupy niggers will invade your forests and everything will go to shit

>>1424871
Maple flavored cumsicles with weird shitty bacon on it

WHERE ARE YOU CANDA-TARD

Talks and spams like hot shit until his arguments get thrown in his face.

Then where is he? I'll tell you. Busy blowing it out his ass, that's where.

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Oh where'd all the Americans go
> having heart attacks
> blowing cum bubbles out they ass because they just got fucked so hard they dunno how to respond

>>1425015
i accept your surrender leaf. now show me your tits.

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>>1423782
Buw how can they take away our guns when we have... guns?

>>1423630
our system is 500% more accurate than m*tric

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>>1425015
>kids who can't consent to sex can consent to changing their sex and be taken from their parents if they refuse

Ok, I knew you were baiting but this is weak shit bruh. Here's some tips.
>if you put more effort into your bait than the people responding than you've been counter-revolutionary
>make it believable, have an angle
>don't just act retarded and spam replies that doesn't accomplish anything, pic related

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>>1424971
>>1424930
>>1424914
>>1424871
And try harder for fuck sake, this is all just real basic shit.

1 trillion in debt aint so bad. You owe 20 trillion more and have nothing to show for it.
> Muh military
> yeah, probably the smart thing to do since the world wants you dead

What's it like living in fear america?
Is that why you all have guns? No
Its because your afraid of eachother your own worst enemies are your neighbours.
> have them hate eachother so they can't unite and stand against the government.
Fucking tools with no brains

>>1425229
We have 20x the debt but we also have nearly 20x the GDP so you're just a weak liberal cuck version of America

LuL

>>1425229
Maybe you weren't listening.

I said SYRUPY NIGGERS. Sticky, feral Africans. Everywhere. You can't even fathom how horrible it will be for you

>>1425283
*patiently waiting for retard-nadian to Google gdp*

>>1425181
American armed forces vs You and your shotgun hmm. Maybe if y'all worked together you might not die so quickly but fuck that, you hate everyone around you and fear your own brothers. That's just how they wanted it. Your people are poisoned with hate.
>>1425209
Try harder bruh, do you even lift?
Kek I know you don't.
>>1425283
Abandoned cities, no healthcare, shit education. Explain?
Drugs are America's number one import and export, just ask the CIA

>>1425373
I want to keep arguing but I don't really know what to say.

You're kind of just talking like a retarded and acting like a fag.

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>>1425402
Your ignorant. And incapable of debating
Your like a child, what about America's gdp?

Your whole fucking economy revolves around cows, sugar, and high fructose corn syrup.

Government is #1 importer of cocaine which is sold the the people as "stupid tax"

>>1425473
Caniggernadian Leafaggot

>>1425208
You're literally saying 1/8th of an inch instead of just 3mm, how is that accurate.
Also, 10mm = 1cm
100cm = 1m
100m = 1km

Plus using decimals makes it even more accurate

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>>1425503
I mean if I was wrong about anything you cunts would just ignore it. I dunno why your defending such a shitty corrupt false government, that don't give a fuck about you.

The only problem I have with canada, is if we the people travel outside the country and get in trouble like breaking the law or get hurt, the government does fuck all for us.

But then there's khadr the fucking terrorist who just made 10 mill for being Canadian born, killing an American, because he got tortured in gbay we have to make amends which is fucked.

But at the same time, we want terrorists to leave us alone, which they pretty much do. If they wanted we would bombed to fuck because of all the middle easterns living here in the country.

But we've always been there for other countries when they needed it, and they respect us for it.

America on the other hand
> #1 enemy of multiple countries
> your so fucking lucky you have that military you don't even know

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>>1423630
>lost to emus

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Maybe Canadians are onto something with meters.

Think about it, an inch is 2.5 times as big as a centimeter. Without a unit of mesurment that short...

How else will Canadians accurately measure their micro-penis! LUL!

>>1425707
Fuck off you larping leaf nigger. Military? The fucking Michigan Militia could take over your entire faggot country. We use our military for the worldwide suppression of shitty brown people. You're gonna annexed and watch while Trump fucks your faggot PM in the ass with a golden dildo

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>>1425830
Bruh, I had to get one of those big toilet seats that old people use.
Just so my dick doesn't dip in the water when I go take a shit

>>1425857
You fuck off
You false flag and wage war in other countries every fucking time. Stealing oil and money is the name of the game.

>>1425914
>stealing oil
>entire Canadian economy based on USA buying oil from them
You're gonna be fucked when the Alaska Pipeline gets built that's for sure.

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>>1425948
Yeah well you don't want our oil anymore.
> don't need it we steal enough from the middle east
> that's okay, it will be cheaper for us just to build a pipeline to the west coast, we will sell it to China, China will buy it.

>>1425914
>You fuck off

You are like little baby. The only reason Canada isn't the northern American Territory yet is because we haven't decided whether we're going to ship all of the niggers there so they freeze to death or use it as the starting point for the new whites only ethnostate. You're not really a country and you never have been. You're potential nigger storage at best

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>>1423584
that macro is cancer

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>>1426029
Yeah okay there bud, hey don't forget.
It wasn't to ling ago your president was a fucking nigger for eight years
What about that?
And now
Trump
Putin's little bitch, your country is done bud.

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>>1423675
>21,000,000,000,000.00 dollars in debt
yes, fiat is real

>>1426029
Words like those make me more content that you faggots have no answer to the return of China.

Have fun when they call in your debt.

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>>1425716
>Not posting the full version

>>1425996
>China buying our oil
>implying they can go a full tank of gas before crashing

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>>1426068
Oh yeah you owe that to yourselves. And America's not going to collect anytime soon amirite?
The whole country is fiat, bud.
But the system is NOT perfect, it will all come crashing down sooner or later.

Ps; they use debt as an excuse to charge you the people tax and keep the people in debt. Your all effectively slaves. The debt is owed by the people not the government, but the government spent all the money on themselves.

Free health care for americans, all it would take is a flip of trumps wrist, but fuck you.
Your kids, grand kids, and every generation after is already in debt, you owe the government forever. Feel good?

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>>1426150
Are you fucking inbred?
You totally missed the sarcasm there bud. Your autistic as fuck yo
How much of that american tap water do you drink?
> Canada's tap water surpasses the rest of the world's, by far. Best quality water in the world. Because our country loves it's people and wants us to be happy and healthy.

>>1426054
That's it. I'm sending in the niggers

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>>1426212
Tap water in America literally sets on fire.
It's so bad. But hey what the fuck can a yankee do about it? Fuck all keep drinking it and hopefully you get dumbed down enough maybe one day you will forget all about it. Ignorance is bliss yankee fag
> thanks to fracking and other shit, we tried selling you our oil but nope, we will frack instead.
Fuck em

>>1426364
We only let the water go to shit to weed out niggers. Or, when we put niggers in charge of public works, they fuck it up all on their own. Fuck your faggot cannuck cuck water too

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>>1426526
Niggers in Africa have cleaner water then you do bruh. And no, you can't avoid it no matter what you do. It's not just for the niggers it's for all the slaves of america, they gotta keep you dumb and sick.
> blames niggers hahaha perfect your gonna go far kid

It was cool reading you guys, but I wanna sleep. Hope I won't miss something I must see.

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>>1426649
I think we're pretty much done here bud.
Ciao4Nao

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America is #1 user and exporter of adrenochrome
> secret societies are satanic drug addicts. Involving most high end us politicians and buisnessman
> bohemian Grove
Adrenochrome is produced by terrifying a small innocent child to the point where adrenaline fills the blood stream, turns to adrenochrome. The child is killed at this point and th e blood is drank by the Satanist to get high.
Trump does this, obama does this, Clinton's heavily did this, bush did this.
Putin knows all about it and that is the dirt he had on clinton, and trump.
Americans are slaves to a satanic cult, and that's what's really up.

>>1424445
I don't know, Apu

>>1426913
Canada is the #1 exporter of autistic beta faggots who have American penis envy. The only reason I'm here is because you're a triggered leaf nigger and I got banned from /pol for starting a super sweet Canada Hate Thread. Fucking neck yourself already. Nobody cares

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>>1428565
You should go try that whole blue whale thing? Sounds like a good time.
> your mama sucks dogs dicks 4 pesos down on the beach in mexico bitch
> why don't you go check it out, maybe she can get ya something nice to eat the dumb cunt

Your a liar you weren't banned from poll for a Canadian hate thread.

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>>1428565
Prove it yankee fag otherwise fuck off outta my thread.
> go be a whale someplace else
> and stay the fuck out of Canada too

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>>1428704
>fuck off outta my thread
>my thread
Lol, yeah thanks for taking my bait in a major way and bumping the shit out if it with your butthurt rambling for hours.

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>>1428766
Hahahaha your welcome mang, but shit. Canada kinda took over cause you weren't watching your shit.
> this is a canada thread nao whether you like it or not
> delete it if your so butthurt cunt

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>>1428766
And your right about the bait
> implying america is good for anything
America's good for nothing, as seen in this thread.

>>1428789
>>1428810
Get a life bro for real wtf are you doing?

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>>1428829
Gods work. You mad?
What the fuck do you care what I do?
Might as well hate you cunts here while I can, before you fags are banned from the net I mean.
Mfw 4chan moves to Canada

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Us American are awesome as fuck, but metric is demonstrably better and genuinely easier to be accurate with.

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feeling really goodmen

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This fucking thread is glorious

>>1428925
>monkey thinks this is a glorious thread, in which one autistic leafposter (who posts the exact same things in all threads) makes up nearly half the replies

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>>1429781
Hey man its not my fault you cunts can't work on the obvious. I'm going to keep reminding you fags until maybe something clicks and YOU start doing things differantly. Nobodies making you read this. But since you choose too, why not take some advice from me. And try to better yourself and your country.
> spread my message far and wide.
> may God and the good man Jesus have mercy on your poor devil souls.

My mom is a leaf and my dad is an American the problems that both sides have addressed are both valid but at the same time

>Canada just gave a child a u for his gender on his official birth certificate

>trump thinks a solar wall is a good idea

We are both fugged

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>>1423584
>America education
US Astronauts landed on the Moon, my fellow burger. Only our $10,000,000,000±,000 robots have reached the Red Planet.

>>1430019
the solar wall idea is aggressively retarded

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>>1430464
the picture doesn't claim astronauts landed on mars, it implies the robots americans were smart enough to create landed there. blow it out your ass you cuck

>>1430622
My professor is from Armenia and built the power system for the Curiiosity rover. Dude is based.