/RISK/ - I haven't hosted in years - Edition

>>1149823
poorfuks
bulgaria
orange

>>1149823

Black/Grey, Nuremberg

>>1149823
Confederation of the Rhine
Strasbourg
blue

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>Khoomei Khaganate
>Orange or Cyan
>Tbilisi

KHOOMEI STRONK
KHOOMEI WIN
TUVA PROVINCE IS EBIN

>>1149823
Start in The Netherlands
Colour Orange
Spills go to taking belgium

Mossad
siberia
dark blue

>>1149823
>>1149867
On second thought start in south of France

>>1149823
London
Red if possible, otherwise any colour.

>>1149823

Rome, Red

>>1149882
Goodmorning brother

>>1149882

Ignore This, my wifi died and i thought my first pick didnt go through, im germany

>>1149823
Can you prove that you're oldfag?

>Medina
>Green, lime if green is taken
>Mustara Al-K'ek of Arabia

Fill towards the Oil in Saudi Arabia.

Guys, wait for OP to mup before you try to roll.

>>1149856
>>1149861
Which one of you will let me have The Netherlands?

I love this map

>>1149940

I can see a nice fashy alliance here

>>1149940
i dont need it

>>1149952
>>1149940
are alliances only for 2?

>>1149911
K-k'eksayeed? Is that you?

>>1149967
oh shit forgot to delete my stuff from my last game

>>1149952
>>1149965
Deal, I'll take The NEtherlands

>>1149967

I think so

>>1149969
you know it bud

>>1149907

Assuming this guy isnt taking rome ill take it

Rome, Fascist Italy, Any colour

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>>1149911
does Dudt ring a bell bucko?
If it doesn't you're not an oldfag
Also
I made this map if you REALLY want to know if I'm an oldfag

MUPDATE 1

Let's get some things clear, you only start with *1* city, because this game moves fast. (and to preserve the realistic nature of this map)

Keep track of bonuses or I'll disregard them

GO!

>>1150022
alright I added you, roll this turn friend

>>1150029
fill bulgaria spill fyrom

>>1150029
Fill England (the region I'm in first). Priority is taking cities.

>>1150029
move towards stuttgart

>>1150029
Fill Georgia, spill to Erevan

>>1150029

Push to Napoli

>>1150029
Uh lemme get The Netherlands, idc which city.
>>1149867

>>1150029

Take Munich

start taking some pieces of land around my city

>>1150056
>>1150029
Idk where I start anymore, but if I start in Holland, go south, if I start in france go north. I'm confused af

>>1150056
I put you in toulouse

>>1150049

NAP? War this early would suck for both of us

>>1150085
Aight, fill that area
spills go north via western areas so I can leave som land for my german brethren

>>1150029

Fill towards the Oil north-northeast of me.
Spill towards Mecca.

>>1150092
sure

>>1150069
69 GET

>>1150106

I sense a Fashy Alliance here

>>1150124

Done

>>1150085
Forgot to add my bonus from that city.

>>1150136

Can i get in on this?

>>1150136
>>1150124
How about a triple pact? One of you goes north, one goes east, and I take west/south?

>>1150050
Alliance of the East?

>>1150148
>>1150144

I dont think we can exceed an alliance of 2

>>1150163
I know, but if we just have a nap with each other it's kind of a pact, that way we are a little group, but still have a ally left?

>>1150174

Sure, Why dont we ally while Italy and I NAP

>>1150197
Sure

>>1150197

Cool, split at germany/italy border

>>1150197
>>1150216

Done and done

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MUPDATE 2

All nations must start small and therefore they do. A couple players are lucky enough to stumble upon a good starting point and get more land than others

>>1150230
I'm taking France, then we'll just border there?

>>1150246
ah shit ive got to go, I cede everything to the greater german reich. Bye my niggas

>>1150246
>>1150106
Just continue last orders.

>>1150246
take frankfurt any spills fill south west germany territory

>>1150246

Fill central Italy

>>1150246

Fill towards the Oil.

After I'm done there, fill southeast towards Mecca, annex if possible.

If I get a great roll and can do that all in one turn, claim the fish in the Red Sea.

>>1150282
palis!

>>1150241

Complete that region im in

>>1150246
Conquer Erevan and Tabriz. Spill north to dat Russki oil.

>>1150246
Keep filling my region, priority on cities. Spills take Leeds.

>>1150288

Based

>>1150301
>>1150246

oops

>>1150246
Btw also take andorra quickly.

>>1150299

Hey man just letting you know im not going to be going anywhere near you, taking north italy then im staying out of france

>>1150381
>>1150355

Also applies to you limburg

>>1150387
Aight, got ya

You can take parts of spain later
>>1150387

>>1150409

Sure thing, what are your ambitions?

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Make sure to include everything you need in your initial post, if not be VERY quick about changing your mind mk?

MUPDATE 3
Mossad is influenced by German superiority and their people rebel in the name of the german people, becoming their colony.

Steady expansion throughout occurs

>>1150424
Not sure yet, my endgame is currently taking The NEtherland and everything in between it and me.

>>1150425
take switzerland

>>1150425
Take Andorra, Take Paris, spills go to taking the Calais region.

>>1150425
Finish filling south England, then fill Leeds and its region. Spills take Scotland too.

>>1150425

Complete southern italy, spill northern italy

>>1150425
Fill towards Mecca, annex it if possible.
Spill towards Red Sea Fish, take control of it.

Anything left goes towards the rest of Saudi Arabia.

>>1150425

complete the region, spill to berlin

>>1150445
Considering everyone else allyfagged, what are your thoughts on an alliance? Limburg is going for Calais and I do not fancy that.

>>1150499
maybe later im just trying to let them game develop

>>1150499
Picked last in gym eh?

>>1150425
Hello everyone. Can I join?

>Chinese Communist Party
>Gold
>Lower left part of the map, the bottom of Morocco/Sahara

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>>1150486
You do know you own Mossad now?

MUPDATE 4

Uneventful round, with similar to last occuring and a few lucky rolls. Steady expansion occurs.

>>1150546
Sure sure, actually can you take over for afk Bulgaria?

Roll this turn

>>1150552
Take Calais and finish that region, spills go to taking the Nantes region

>>1150552

wait a minute, why?

keep pushing to berlin

>>1150552
fill bulgaria spill fyrom :D

>>1150552
Fill northern England, then take Glasgow and fill Scotland. Spills fill Wales.

>>1150552

Fill towards Baghdad, annex if possible.

Spills go to the rest of Saudi Arabia.

>>1150552
take luxembourg and fill koln territory spills go to hannover

>>1150552

Finish northern italy, take sicily then corsica and sardinia

>>1150576

We wuz jews

>>1150563
>>1150546
nevermind

>>1150552
Conquer Southern Russia. Start by filling toward the oil.

>>1150552
>Gibraltar Republic
>North Gibraltar (South Spain)
>Gold

>>1150563
>>1150609
Nah I want the commie chink party, thanks.

>>1150634
Gold is taken
>>1150546

>>1150634
>>1150634
Make me whatever. Rose.

>>1150552
>>1150634
check >>1150660

>>1150595

Oh shit just noticed this is a pali btw

>>1150585
check these palis OP

Is OP dead?

>Green
>Norway
>Rat Kingdom

op is kill

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>that moment when internet turns subsaharan african and dies
I too want to die

MUPDATE 5
Two new players enter the arena as nations get exponentially larger

>>1150817

Fill the Berlin region, spill to fill my siberian colony

>>1150769
roll please

>>1150817
Finish Marseille area, don't take Rhines France, Start taking Belgium

>>1150817
Take Rastov-na-donu, Potato, and Volgograd. Continue to fill South Russia.

>>1150817

Complete slovenia, spill into greece and then albania

>>1150817
fill Hanover region spill hamburg

>>1150847

Just noticed i got the fish, fixing bonus

>>1150817
Fill rest of Southern Spain territory. Spills to Palma de Mallorea and Portugal.

>>1150855
dubs fill that empty territory in france

>>1150817
expand right

>>1150833

dubs, if spill go into the northern siberian colony and take that star

>>1150871
Can I maybe take Lyon?

>>1150912
i need the territory bonus sorry bruv

>>1150934
Okay, fuck those hairy french bitches

>>1150939
lmao are french bitches actually hairy?

>>1150951

Yes

>>1150951
yes, and most of them don't even use deodorant, I've been there plenty of times. They don't shave (much)

>>1150963
shit, is it just a french thing or a euro thing? ive never been obv

>>1150817

ey OP you missed my roll at >>1150585

I fill whatever's left of Saudi Arabia, then fill towards Kirkuk in Iraq.
Spills go to the rest of Iraq.

Anything spare goes to

>>1150972
shit I forgot to delete that last part, ignore the last line

>>1150971
In The Netherlands girls are pretty normal, as far as I know its just a french thing.

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>>1150951
More like Europe in general
I assume those other faggots aren't coming back

MUPDATE 6
An agreement is made between the Limburgs and the Rhines on the splitting of france

>>1150972
alright I'll add both of your rolls and a little bonus, don't worry

>>1150982

north into siberia, push to the star

>>1150982
Finish Belgium, Spills go to The Netherlands

>>1150982
Take the city on Palma De Mallorea if it isn't already taken. Fill Madrid territory and take Madrid. Spills to Mediterranean Sea and Portugal.

>>1150982

Complete all of greeces islands and spill into turkey

>>1151006
Mind that I'm taking the barcelona and the Bilbao areas, the rest of spain is yours as far as I'm concerned.

>>1150999
spill?

>>1150982
Take Potato and Volgograd. Spill to take Baghdad.

>>1151019
Spills after The Netherlands? Uhm take Barcelona.

>>1150982
fill empty france spill austria

>>1150982
>>1150995
Appreciate it OP, apologies for my being slow.

Fill whatever's left of Iraq, then go for Abu Kamal in Syria, annex if possible, then move to Damascus, annex if possible.

>>1151015
Sure. Do you mind if I take the fish in the Bay of Biscay once I get Portugal?

>>1151015
>>1151046
Sorry I mean La Coruna.

>>1151046
I do

>>1151009
alliance?

>>1151054

Sure, where are you going next?

>>1151051
Alright. Just don't take anything else besides Bilbao or Barcelona. Appreciated.

>>1151061
after austria prolly poland or denmark

>>1150982
Can I join?
Facist Ukraine
Ukraine
Grey

if allowed to roll this counts

>>1151077
Nah ah, I claim Denkmark brother.

>>1151081
kek since when???

>>1151108
Idk I just want legoland, you can have poland tho

>>1151108

>tfw getting surrounded by the rhine
>sweats nervously

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MUPDATE 7
Trips is achieved

A local jew sees a risk game and thinks he's safe to join

>>1151123
yeah i hope so, fill +6 of Ukraine, spill Moldova and Romania

>>1151123

take the lumber, complete the region

>>1151123
Fill Northern South Russia kek and then fill the rest

>>1151139
whoops forgot bonus pls count

>>1151123

Complete turkey kill bulgaria

>>1151123
finish austria fill poland

>>1151139
make sure to keep track of bonus bruv

>>1151123
>Visegrád Group
>blue
>Poland

>>1151123
Take Madrid. Spill Portugal.

>>1151115
I thought you said only Barcelona and Bilboa?

>>1151123
Holy fuck, uhm Then just finish taking that spanish region I'm already in...
Spills go to Denmark, fish bonuses near me, and sweden.

How the fuck did I do that?

>>1151151

Pali babyy, spill to join slovenia too albania along the coast

>>1151157
I did, Guess I had a lot of spills, I'm sorry.

>>1151160
you got trips thats why I was asking for spill dude

>>1151151
soo, wanna spare me

>>1151163
Its fine. I'm just going to peacefully annex the places that I want. I'll leave the places we agreed on to you.

>>1151141

pali, spill for region just above the caspain sea and the russian area north of ukraine

>>1151157
>>1151123
Never Mind. Use this roll to take Portugal.

>>1151153
I think it's time for you to commit to becoming fascist. Italy will agree on this trust me.

>>1151123

Fill Syria, cities prioritized first.

>>1151173

Yeah youre not threatening

Also rhine should join the darkside

>>1151193
puppet states are inherently fascist, so in a way i am already in the darkside

>>1151225
Well, I am Facist so.. can you?

>>1151249

>facist

Dw bro im not going to touch you

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MUPDATE 7:
Wow this is getting pretty big :DDD - edition

>>1151142
sorry I forgot ur roll
I'll get it, just roll for this turn

>>1151267

Complete turkey and bulgaria, spill to invade the caucasus

>>1151267
Ya missed my roll
>>1151142

Just continue filling South Russia.

>>1151267
Finish taking Sweden, spills go to Norway, then all the nearby resources I can claim ,then finland, and in the case of another god roll, also take iceland

>>1151288
We must invoke the Alliance of the East immediately.

>>1151267

oh shit better strike while the irons hot, invade southern russia where khaganate is

>>1151267
finish czech then poland

>>1151294

How about, i promise to not touch you in return for letting your friend die with no resistance

>>1151294
Agreed. The Fascist threat is growing!

>>1151310
The fascist allience has combined a bonus of over 150, no way you're gonna beat that

>>1151267
Fill the big tile in Ukraine, spill Moldova

>>1151333
ohshiiiiiit
spills Romania and Southern Russia thatKhoomei isnt in

>>1151299
>>1151287
fuck you euros and your stupid ass bonuses and your hugbox bullshit
>>1151308
fuck you nigga I'm a mudslime for life
>>1151267

Take Antioch, reinforce it.
Spills go to Malatya, reinforce that.
Anything spare goes to retaking Khan's land and ceding it back to him.

going to die before I join a euro hugbox you pricks

>>1151343
check these palis you neanderthals

>>1151353

you have just made a grave mistake my friend

>>1151343

And so it comes to this...

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>>1151353
>>1151343
>>1151359
هل يبدو وكأنني أهتم لك شيبوكر
الكافر؟

>>1151371
>>1151359
We should moab their asses.

>>1151377

for the time being italy and I are alone in this, just like the great war right?

So unless you want to come through africa, it seems we will be stomping them on our own

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>>1151371
MUPDATE 8:
War erupts in the middle east and caucasus (yet again) causing a great conflict between fascists and non-fascists

We all know how this will end, it seems futile for the underdogs of the middle east

>>1151385
I might try to help through africa.

>>1151386

Retake turkey at all costs, remove kebab
>>1151385

Just like old times friend

>>1151386

crush the khaganate, complete the southern russian territory before moving onto the caucasus

>>1151386
Fuuuck I have much bonus to count

Attack Gibraltar, take all his land. Spills go to taking morocco, and from there going further west.

>>1151386
Fill Romania, Spill West Ukraine and Belarus

>>1151386
finish Poland spill slovakia and poland

>>1151386
Conquer Ukraine

Am I big enough to be a empire? The pope should bless me for all this land I have

>>1151407
*slovakia and hungary

>>1151399
>>1151398
I'm coming to the rescue friends, might take a while before I'm there.

>>1151409>>1151386


Oh you larping faggot, OP is too late to allocate my roll here?

>>1151409

lmao wut

>>1151386
shut the fuck up your doomsayer I'm never going to bow down to white men, even if they enslave my people the Arabs will revolt and massacre their kafir asses, mark my words

Go into Turkey, rape their churches and burn their women, cities first.

>>1151424
"fuck im too far away to help"

>>1151428

i mean, is he going to fight back?

>>1151438
..? he invaded me though. im sure as hell fighting back though

>>1151445

you do what you have to do, stay out of southern russia, kike

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>>1151425
I'm glad my inspiration worked ;)

MUPDATE 9
Khoomei's land continue's to recede, the greater german reich cockblocks the attack against the innocent ukrainians

>>1151463
Conquer Turkey

>>1151463

keep fighting, complete southern russia then spill into the caucasus

>>1151463
I'm getting way too big.

Just take more of africa, maybe try to take Iceland in the meanwhile.

>>1151474

a nice sweet pali

>>1151485
>>1151398
If one of you guys cede me some land that borders the mudskins, I can maybe try to fight them from there? That'd be a bit quicker than going through all of northern africa first to backstab them.

>>1151463
take baltics belarus and head towards st petersburg

>>1151463

Take back turkey, kill the arabs

>>1151500
>>1151485
>>1151398
I'll cede all of my gains in the east back to you guys after they're defeated.

>>1151456
Fill West Ukraine and Belarus
>>1151474
ill suck dick for one of those green tiles,
>>1151481
dude can i take sicily when I get Yugoslavia? it would benice to have a route to africa

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>>1151463
CHECK THESE DIGITS YOU FUCKING ALSHAYATIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw

WITH KEK'S BLESSING I STRIKE AT THE WHITE DEMON IN TURKEY

>>1151514
Yo you're at the wrong guy, I don't own sicily, but I do know that if you enter africa I will kill you, don't try to start a war you can't win.

>>1151516
fuck

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>>1151516
UNACCEPTABLE, I DEMAND A REROLL TO FULFILL KEK'S WILL
CHECK T H E S E DIGITS

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>>1151551
The arabs are beginning to fade from every corner as their luck is running thin

Is this the end for our intrepid heroes?

In other news a massive blob is consuming africa and no one is there to stop it

You aint getting shit kike

>>1151575
MUPDATE 10

>>1151575

finish cyan, spill into iraq

>>1151575
Fill West Ukraine and Bedgrad

>>1151575

Complete syria, spill into lebanon and jordan

>>1151575
Kill blackfags

>>1151575
fill st petersburg territory and northern russia

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>>1151575
I've been playing 10D chess

Thanks for calling me a blob
If anyone stops me I will bang their mom.

Fascist brothers don't worry I will all gift you a nice colony in these warm realms.

>Conquer more africa, Take the fishes in the nearby sea.
>If I happen to have any spills, take Iceland.

>>1151593
yo cani get that piece of southern russia alligned with me?

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>>1151575

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPTtbq5zu0k

IF YOU WIN I WILL SIMPLY START A NEW CELL ELSEWHERE

I FORTIFY ALL TILES IN SYRIA DIRECTLY ADJACENT TO ITALIAN TERRITORY

THE KAFIRS DO NOT SEE THAT THEIR TRUE ENEMY IS THE UNSTOPPABLE YELLOW EMPIRE

I STRIKE AT THE WHITE DEVIL WITH KEK'S INDISPUTABLE, DIVINE BLESSING, SPILLS GO TO TAKING BACK SYRIAN TERRITORY, WHICH I CEDE TO THE KHANS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5e5b6J_go

>>1151626

no, is reich land now, kike

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>>1151652
MUPDATE 11

things are quite spicy friend, how will this end with all these massive countries and their even more massive bonuses?
Find out next time

>>1151690

invade the kikes via ukraine

>>1151690
also in other news, can someone pls post the risk discord link before I fucking gut someone

>>1151690

Invade iraq and saudi arabia, finish this

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>>1151690
REEEEEEE

>take the rest of these african lands, spills go to jewistan.

>>1151690
fill nizhny territory spill into romania and grey in balkans

>>1151690

I keep resisting.

The Italians and Germans do not see that their real enemy comes in the form of the Limburg empire and the Rhine empire, and that is unfortunate.

>>1151735

but limburg is my ally

and rhine it italys ally

we arent falling for your taqqiya, mohammed

>>1151741

This tbqh familia

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PEACEMUP EVERYONE
Since there's an essential circlejerk left, here's a Peacemap and also because I don't want to do this any longer

Thanks for playing everyone, stay tuned next time if I ever host again

which
is a maybe

>>1151781

>britain still alive

the eternal anglo strikes again

thanks for hosting OP

>>1151781
gg faggs thanks OP

>>1151781
hey did I ever mention that I needed a link to the discord?
yeah that'd be killer

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>>1151781
I claim victory

GG everybody, been fun