Americans actually microwave their shoes wtf

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microwaving things is like saying hello in america

>>1147436
I thought that was shooting things?

>>1147419
Next on: Things that don't happen - British man brushes his teeth!

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>>1147419
Shut it down

>>1147419
well dont you wanna have nice, warm shoes for when you leave in the morning?

>>1147510
madmerican

>>1147419
>winter approaches
>put shoes in microwave
>have hot shoes to keep your feet warm

Are americans too smart for us?

>>1147529
Perhaps, but in a chaotic way

>>1147419
gotta keep the j's clean you know what im sayin

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>>1147419
we dont microwave them we dishwash them

And then we tip the microwave

>>1147419
At least we don't use a fucking kettle

>>1148848
Brits boil their shoes in a kettle

I always microwave my water, c-can I be an honorary American?

>>1148892
fuck if we care, you can be a real one as long as you're good at climbing walls

>>1147510
Dentistry in the UK has some of the highest standards around the world.
Don't you ever get tired of being a stereotypical dumb American?

I think the microwave is broken, I'm not seeing the microwave time on it.

>>1147419
I never nuked my shoes but i have dried out my bullets that way

I wanna be like Microwave

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>>1149654
>Microwaving bullets

> Be British
> Be Annoyed all the time
> It's raining
> Tomorrow calls for rainyer rain than the rain yesterday, but close to the rain today.
> Shoes always wet
> American's wash shoes and dry them daily to keep them fresh and warm.
> Goddamn it I hate American's, why can't my feet not be soaking wet with my tears of jealousy all the time?

> Renames something with a ridiculous word .

>>1147419
>Bongos take their shoes off when entering the house

I microwave my children for the dark lord

>>1149706
>he doesn't microwave his bullets
are you an American

>>1149767
Yes
That's why I need my microwave intact

>>1148892
Only if you apologize for invading the faulklands

>>1149291
Fuck off ya poofta

>>1149291
oi bruv ye jus fuckin spaffed all over me face right good eh?

You folks like dubs?

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>not deepfrying your shoes
like a real american

>>1147419
Jokes aside what is that model?

>>1150991
Sony

>>1147419
one time i microwaved a bar of soap,

big mistake don't do it

>>1151003
I mean the shoe model

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>>1147419
>mfw brits don't microwave their shoes
>mfw brits don't have a starbucks on every other street corner
>mfw brits don't celebrate 4th of July
>mfw brits don't have a 35.7% obesity rate
>mfw brits don't have coffee with their added sugar
>mfw brits don't put the lotion on the skin
>mfw brits get the hose again

>>1151044
Brits don't have a 4th of July?

>>1151039
Looks like some overpriced nigger tier basketball shoes

>>1147419
>>1151044
>be British subject
>drink watery coffee
>bin knife
>buy TV license
>be enriched by colonials
>never go to moon
>be censored
>get hit by truck
>be under surveillance
>go to football riot
>be a cunt
>go visit queen
>teeth fall out
>get get drawn and quartered

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>>1149291
>Dentistry in the UK has some of the highest standards in the world

>>1151166
checked

also its prolly becuz their is only one toothbrush and everyone has to share it

>>1148229
i had those they're so fucking nice

>>1151135
forgot
>sucks at sports they created

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>>1147419
Blow it out your ass

>>1150985
Greazys

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>>1151121

>>1149291
>Calls people out for stereotyping
>Makes the microwave stereotype joke

>>1151275
haha!