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Americans actually microwave their shoes wtf

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Americans actually microwave their shoes wtf
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top kek
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microwaving things is like saying hello in america
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>>1147436
I thought that was shooting things?
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>>1147419
Next on: Things that don't happen - British man brushes his teeth!
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>>1147419
Shut it down
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>>1147419
well dont you wanna have nice, warm shoes for when you leave in the morning?
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>>1147510
madmerican
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>>1147419
>winter approaches
>put shoes in microwave
>have hot shoes to keep your feet warm

Are americans too smart for us?
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>>1147529
Perhaps, but in a chaotic way
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>>1147419
gotta keep the j's clean you know what im sayin
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>>1147419
we dont microwave them we dishwash them
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And then we tip the microwave
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>>1147419
At least we don't use a fucking kettle
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>>1148848
Brits boil their shoes in a kettle
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I always microwave my water, c-can I be an honorary American?
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>>1148892
fuck if we care, you can be a real one as long as you're good at climbing walls
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>>1147510
Dentistry in the UK has some of the highest standards around the world.
Don't you ever get tired of being a stereotypical dumb American?
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I think the microwave is broken, I'm not seeing the microwave time on it.
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>>1147419
I never nuked my shoes but i have dried out my bullets that way
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I wanna be like Microwave
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>>1149654
>Microwaving bullets
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> Be British
> Be Annoyed all the time
> It's raining
> Tomorrow calls for rainyer rain than the rain yesterday, but close to the rain today.
> Shoes always wet
> American's wash shoes and dry them daily to keep them fresh and warm.
> Goddamn it I hate American's, why can't my feet not be soaking wet with my tears of jealousy all the time?

> Renames something with a ridiculous word .
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>>1147419
>Bongos take their shoes off when entering the house
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I microwave my children for the dark lord
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>>1149706
>he doesn't microwave his bullets
are you an American
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>>1149767
Yes
That's why I need my microwave intact
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>>1148892
Only if you apologize for invading the faulklands
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>>1149291
Fuck off ya poofta
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>>1149291
oi bruv ye jus fuckin spaffed all over me face right good eh?
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You folks like dubs?
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>not deepfrying your shoes
like a real american
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>>1147419
Jokes aside what is that model?
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>>1150991
Sony
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>>1147419
one time i microwaved a bar of soap,

big mistake don't do it
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>>1151003
I mean the shoe model
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>>1147419
>mfw brits don't microwave their shoes
>mfw brits don't have a starbucks on every other street corner
>mfw brits don't celebrate 4th of July
>mfw brits don't have a 35.7% obesity rate
>mfw brits don't have coffee with their added sugar
>mfw brits don't put the lotion on the skin
>mfw brits get the hose again
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>>1151044
Brits don't have a 4th of July?
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>>1151039
Looks like some overpriced nigger tier basketball shoes
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>>1147419
>>1151044
>be British subject
>drink watery coffee
>bin knife
>buy TV license
>be enriched by colonials
>never go to moon
>be censored
>get hit by truck
>be under surveillance
>go to football riot
>be a cunt
>go visit queen
>teeth fall out
>get get drawn and quartered
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>>1149291
>Dentistry in the UK has some of the highest standards in the world
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>>1151166
checked

also its prolly becuz their is only one toothbrush and everyone has to share it
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>>1148229
i had those they're so fucking nice
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>>1151135
forgot
>sucks at sports they created
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>>1147419
Blow it out your ass
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>>1150985
Greazys
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>>1151121
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>>1149291
>Calls people out for stereotyping
>Makes the microwave stereotype joke
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>>1151275
haha!
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