why don't u have a gf?

>>1146263
Nothing to offer me except for sex.

I am undesirable. Simple reason, really

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>>1146263
Because 2D is fake...

Fat

>>1146280
This. At this point one would get a pass for gf-worthy if they are fun conversation (in addition to sex). I cook and clean for myself and take care of myself all fine, the only thing I can't give myself is pussy and just pussy isn't worth it

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>>1146263
What are the pros compared to fucking random sluts or watching porn?
>inb4 memes about women being capable of genuine love and affection

>>1146306
>tfw can't morph my hand into a vagina and then back to my normal hand at will
shame desu

>>1146306
genuine love and affection is not a meme fucking shleb

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>3D
relationships are useless and stupid

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>>1146263
Broke up with my gf, random girls sucks ass. Give me a virgin, christian girl.

Selfcentered, feministic girls can get into prostitution.

>>1146332
True. However your average 4chan user will not experience it

>>1146306
Fuck off our board, Shekel

I do, for now.

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>>1146332
>genuine love and affection is not a meme
Do you play the lottery a lot?

>>1146306
Hello friend

>>1146354
Fuck off my planet, Muslim antifa shill. I know it's you again.

Because I don't want one. Also because i'm ugly

>>1146348
>he had a gf
>telling other people to get off this board

>>1146360
Hello, buddy.

>>1146374
>muslim
>want a christian girl

Go to your talmud temple, shekel

>>1146263
Because I'm not good at giving. I only take and people are hurt by my disinterest. Dunno if it stems from fear or something else. I had a GF when I was 16. It was actually me who broke up because I realized I was being stigmatized because apparently she was really unpopular and "crazy". A compulsive liar. I think I knew, but I don't feel like I'm normal so I found comfort in her, or maybe I took advantage, I have never quite figured that out.

>>1146381
Fancy playing catch over the wall?

>>1146263
Because I'm set in my ways and it would be unfair to force a girl to adapt to my asshole attitude.

After 2 relationships, last one 2.5years, I'm way better alone. Fortunately I didn't get addicted to sex, so I'm lacking nothing from a GF.

>>1146332
It is. If it wasn't physical appearance and social status wouldn't be such important factors in relationships.

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>>1146393
>successfully hitting levels of implication that shouldn't be possible
You're trying to tell me that tanned Germans don't fancy white girls?

Hmm

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>>1146434
>Fancy playing catch over the wall?
I don't live where you think, although I can see how you'd get that impression. Either way, you sound suspiciously friendly. Where'd you even get this proxy, lad?

>>1146491
Hey, that picture is under our copyright!

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>>1146515
>goyim trying to claim copyright on anything 6-million-related
Who do you think you're fucking with?

>>1146514

Oh, fair enough. It's just on hidemyass, I can literally change my flag to anywhere. Not very impressive, but it can be fun I suppose.

waste of time. my hand is better than any disgusting pussy on this earth.

>>1146491
>white atheist
>actual christian and white

Choose one, shekel.

>>1146572
I don't think tanned Germans care if their rape meat believes in Jesus or not, but maybe you're a special exception, Abdul.

>>1146514
>>1146535
It's time for you getting nuked. Even Kim jong un said so. That's why you are getting so much triggered be him.

>>1146263
Im autistic

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>>1146580
>shekel thinks he is edgy

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>>1146581
>It's time for you getting nuked.
>getting so much triggered be him.
It's time for you learning English, Abdul, because I'm so much getting triggered by your sloppy shitposts.

>>1146581
>>1146605
[Please insert chamber joke]

>>1146600
Nice pic. Saved.

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>>1146610

Because then I wouldn't have time to shitpost on /bant/

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>>1146605
Come on, Shekel. You know that north korea just want to kick your ass with iran. That's the reason why the media roast north korea.

Take a intense shower, smoloko.

>>1146671
>north korea
Yeah, I'm sure Israel and mutual nuclear destruction are top priorities for NK. Get a grip on reality, Abdul.

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>>1146690

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>>1146712
>north korean advanced missile technology

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>>1146746

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>>1146286
wat

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>>1146359
It's not a meme. The only thing that could convince you though is experiencing it, which will probably never happen.

Because I haven't found anyone worth my time yet. Also I spend all my time working because I love money and hate having nothing to do so that probably gets in the way of it too

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>>1146263
She looks like that weeb classmate I had back in HS. Sperged out a lot and can't into makeup

>>1146569

what the fucking fuck, msgr. De Paolis, why aren't you on /r9k/ as usual?

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>>1147403
I can only get off to 2D. I've gone mentally insane.

>>1148075
>3dpd lies, cheats, steals, has disgusting bodily functions
>prefering 2d makes u mentally ill
nah

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>>1148099

c'mon, every human being needs to take a dump at least a few times per week

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>>1146263
I don't want a gf

I'm a horrible prick who is emotionally abusive to everyone around me.

>>1146263
because I use 4chan

>>1148099
I don't think you understand. I'm joking around with a stupid meme. I'm saying that I can't have feelings for real women. Also, I don't find them as physically appealing (for the most part).

>>1148338
>I'm joking around with a stupid meme.
*not joking around...

>>1148338
i was saying you're not wrong for feeling such a way

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>>1146292
>>1146306
>>1146314
>>1146342
>>1146360
>>1146381
>>1146477
>>1146510
>>1146571
>>1146595
>>1147482
>>1148288
>>1148401

This has been a Test. Autists cannot detect sarcasm. You have all failed.
Your all autistic and possibly gay

> "Why don't you have a gf?" is obvious sarcasm - OP sarcastically posted a picture of a girl

OP is a major Faggot
>>1146263

> "this is my GF" pic related, isn't she beautiful.

Chicks don't dig autistic military guys.

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>>1149035
Certainly not, something people learn far too late.

> all americans should neck themselves

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>>1148401
Catch aids and die yankee sumbag

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>>1149053
>A

>FUCKING

>LEAF

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>>1146263
I do have one. And most of the other virgins in this thread are just as shallow as they say women are.

>>1146332
yes it is and anything that resembles it is temporary

>>1146263
Because my wife would fucking kill me.

Because my ex-fiance was a cunt and cheated on me when I gave her a second chance, and I don't know if another relationship would go well if it is long distance, and if not a long distance relationship, I don't want the next person to feel like I am chasing old memories when I make new memories with them. I am sure there is someone who does want to be with me, probably right in front of me, but I don't know if I want to accept another relationship that can end in either of us getting hurt.

>>1146263
kill yourself

I do. It is nice.

American women despise white guys.

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i do.

she made me cheesecake for my birthday. and she's 25 months younger than me.

quite fat tho t b h

socially awkward, manlet, small penis, basically I've been selected out of the gene pool

>>1146263
I'm 25 in my last year of uni, live with my parents and do not have a job.

>>1146263
because girls have cooties

>>1146263
Because 3DPD

>>1146263

pretty jaded socially. My autism is 3x whatever you think your autism is.

So I don't really have social connections

215 6'6'', kinda chubby

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>>1148906
>being this retarded
You can't tell the difference between sarcasm and just pointless shitposting.

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>>1146263
Because the girl I want to date hardly ever answers anyone's messages or phone calls. She's interested in me, but it's pretty difficult to contact her. I have to tell another girl that's her best friend that I need to talk to her, then after 2 hours my girl will just give a short, awkward response. As far as I know, this is how she responds to everyone.
I haven't seen her in person in about 3 weeks and I'm starting to get very anxious. If she were less shy about using her social media, we'd probably be banging right now.

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>>1151433
>she's interested in me
>short, awkward response
>this is how she responds to everyone
Yes, anon. She sure seems to have much higher levels of interest in you than in all the other
random plebs. We're hitting levels of delusion that shouldn't even be possible...

>>1146263
i have a waifu....

>>1151444
We've been planning our date for some time. We've always been flirty with each other. It's just that she's not into social media. You fucking NEETs are worse.

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>>1151681
>We've been planning our date for some time
Sure thing, buddy. Planning a date is very serious business. Takes many months of preparation.

>>1151444
>>1151723
>shekel talk about gf

Every girl that have a relationship with a smoloko would end in a hardcore brazzers clip.

Bitches ain't shit they will just leave you one day love is not real if you want to have sex go get a hooker if you want love get a pillow

>>1151723
Ok Schlomo. Do you want more details? I asked her out in late May. She said yes, and we were supposed to go out on the next Tuesday. But alas, and this is true, she didn't come to college for a week because one of her family members died and she had to go back to her town (I can't recall if it was one of her grandparents or whatever). The finals were getting closer so when she came back we decided to postpone our date. We kept talking about it until the end of the semester, after which it became more difficult to talk directly to her because she's not into normiebook
bullshit. I do have her phone, but I've got to admit I do get shy AF.

>>1151935
Oh, it's the friendly Muslim antifa shill. How have you been, Abdul?

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>>1151963
>s...sorry anon but my mother died
>sorry anon but there's finals now
>w...wow anon, i'm sorry but my dog just died
>a...anon i can't show up because i'm on my period
>no, anon, i can't talk to you because i'm not into social media

because i should be declared legally insane.

wait, shouldn't that help?
i need a marxist jew psychiatrist to help me declare that my actions aren't my fault.

>>1151963
>because she's not into normiebook bullshit
you got lied to

Because the last one I had lied about loving me back for 3 years straight.

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>>1152173
>>1152185

>>1148906
it looks like a tranny

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what's the first step towards acquiring a gf?
i'm too autistic for this shit.

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>>1152448
>browses tranny porn
>sees another faggot just like him
>takes screenshot
>WOW LOOK GUISE MUH JOOZ

First of all because I'm undesireable but I also don't try to get to know, well, anyone really. From what I hear and see around me about women in both RL and online though I'm kinda glad in 99% they fuck you over anyways.

>>1148319
the only true answer

how long after i start cucking some other dude are we both getting cucked?

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>>1149096
To Munge

> Kill gf bury her in backyard
> wait a month and dig her up, hose her off
> Invite Bro over or rig a heavy object to fall on her belly, sandbag or heavier
> Fasten mouth around anus face in vagina, bro jumps from great height object falls
> her insides shoot down your throat, soaking you
Yum! Maggot Delight

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I'm a creepy man on the internet and you can't stop me

I do have a gf though

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>>1153811
Pic or didn't happen

>>1153822
>posting your face on a Saudi Arabian guitar tuning forum
No thanks

>>1146263
I don't have the time schedule. really wished I did.

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>>1153837
Your a major faggot please stfu nao
> if I wish to summon your open mouth I will rattle upon my zipper

>>1146263
Im shy socially until i open up

>>1151963
Sorry dude, the kike is right. Drop her and find a girl that actually wants to see you.

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Canada wins again

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>>1153849
Name fagging, for that?
What, are you a fucking faggot?
> implying your special
Neck yourself cunt

>>1146469

Same