>ITT /bant/ lives together in a house Pic loosely related

anime

>plugs only ethernet cable in house to my computer

>drinks beer and blurps constantly
sip sip
>bleuegggfffr

>tries to make rice krispy treats
>sets house on fire

Okay my friends, since I'm feeling very generous because Eid is right around the corner, you don't have to pay rent for an entire month.

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HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

hi
>finds his room
>locks it and blocks the entrance with furniture

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>>1139048
*eats your leftover lasaga*

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hey guys I made breakfast, who wants some?

>>1139771
thanks for offer but nah, beer is all i need
>bluuuurp

Going for a poo lads, anyone want anything while I'm there?

>>1139713
Can we bomb proof his room?

You guys wanna practice shaving each others genitals, just in case any of us ever gets a date?

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>>1139048
You guys don't mind me opening this one right?

who the fuck drank the last diet coke

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS ORDERING DRAGON DILDOS

>>1140336
fuck you, take it outside or I'll show you what Swedish meatballs really taste like

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>>1140353
alright alright, I'll open it outside
But I'm not gonna stay outside with it. I need to make a sandwhich with it

>>1140300
thanks for offer dude but no,last time i checked your dick was not feminine enough

>>1140362
Ill bring you some fucking bread, stay outside

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>>1140369
Doesn't it just look lovely? And the smell, oh sooooo good
I'm coming inside so everyone can smell it

>>1140375
Nigger I will cut your dick off

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>>1140383
what is it? can't handle the smell of some real food?

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>>1140342
>drank

What smells like rotten fish in he-
Oh

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>>1140414
I fucking swear to god Achmed

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>>1140414
>food

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>>1140440
niggers can't eat this

>>1140441
Just look at this glorious sandwhich
It's better than your hamburgers

>>1140428
faggot, can't stand a normal fish smell?

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hello i bought bourge for all :DDDD boun apedid :DDDD

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>>1140557
....fuck it, gimme the fish

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>>1140570
here you go
I knew you would want one

>>1140580
how does it feel knowing this will be replaced by falafel until the end of time?
that other foods will end when the world ends, but swedish food will fade away long before then?
sweden can't last 100 years, in fact it will likely be gone and forgotten in 50
i for one am glad for that
a nuke is too good for you people

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>>1140596
Holy shit, aussie savage

>>1140596
REMOV!

Sweden will have fallen before muslims can take over, then they will go down south, so that we can take back our country

>>1140596
Calm down man it's just a fish sandwich

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OH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SCENT
I FEEL THAT EVEN IN MY ROOM

>>1140636
Blow it out your ass

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>>1139070
>unplugs cable from router
>inserts it into my ass

>>1140352
> .gif
> still waiting
> typical Asuka

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>>1140580
>tfw you would actually eat it
Is it over for me, /bant/?

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>>1140660
hey anon, i forgot to remind you, i had to use your keyboard while you were out. I'll clean it off soon, don't worry.

>>1139733
HEY! THAT'S MY FUCKIN LASAGNE

>>1140728
Whites only

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I'm just rooming here until I graduate

>>1140728
GUYS THERE IS A FUCKING ANIME GIRL IN THE BASEMENT
CALL THE COPS

>>1140848
SMOKE HER OUT WITH THE FISH

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>>1140848
done

>>1139733
Where are the 3 cheese pizzas?

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okay who changed my wallpaper
not cool guys

>>1139048
I am going to blow up this house. Dubs defuse the bomb. Trips turn me into a trap slave

>>1141015
i ate those food

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>>1141188
Double dubs, you just defused your own bomb nigger

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>>1141192
Where are the taco shells?

Where's the beer?
I need a drink any I lost my flask on a bus.

Please stop bullying me
You think a manlet nigga is going to steal your shit?

>>1141522
Here have a VB cunt. I owe you at least one

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Hope you guys don't mind if I blast my music
LOVE, LOVE WILL TEAR US APART AGAIN

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Hey Guys i've made some Sopa de Macaco
It's Delicious

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What do you guys think of this Lamborghini? Should I buy it?

If we don't have any space of our driveway, I'm selling one of your shitty cars to the scrapyard.

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>>1141222
i ate those food

Also congrats on the trips. Now I'm pic related.

>>1141826
Too much overpriced for a shit car
Buy an Volkswagen

>>1141806
uma delicía

>>1141773
VB?
Fuck mate, It'll have to do.
At least until I find the keys to Daves car and I can make a sneaky bottle-o run.

>>1141843
Where did all the Hambur-
You know what nevermind

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Hey guys, i found a rat in the basement and it looks like its still a virgin, anyone interested??

>>1142430
Fun fact, rats die when they have sex

at least, the one I fucked did

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>sets up a doctors office in the spare bathroom

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>hangs up decorations

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>>1140174
can you make me a cup of piss coffee ol chap? im pretty parched but dont want to go myself yet

WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY CUMSOCK?

>>1143548
Come on, anon, one day. Just one day without this bullshit

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Tell Brazil to cook again

>>1145629
uma delicia