i read your entire post
Look on the bright side, you can leave your tea in the sun and it will stay warm
>> tfw one heat level below 'national emergency'
Stopped reading right there.
>get plowed by achmed while eating pork faggots in a creamy sauce
> achmeds creamy sauce
> teeth fall out from the vibrations of his sand covered dick going up my arse.
> pay respects to my queen as she offers a moment of silence and a song of unity in arabic for my busted butthole.
> Elect Sand nigger as king of Britghanistan
I live by the ocean, which acts as a heat sink.
So usually it gets super hot for a week or so, then finally the fog rolls in and cools it all down again. But for that week it's hell. California really is supposed to be a desert, the only livable areas are the coastal regions which are moderated by the ocean's heat sink effect. Same story in Aus as I understand it.
Fun fact, California actually has the hottest place in the world, pic related
those temps remind me of good summer days with the boys and a few brews. thats the highest too so i assuming it doesnt happen a lot which means hot days are usually cooler than that. fuck me i'd get a cold in anything less than 30c
>wake up to twitter
>see isis shit all over the front page
>"oh my biscuits! the explodey-plodeys are posting terrorism online!"
>post a complain in the most british way possible
>thought police ban me from twitter because "muh culture"
>walk outside the door in a faggy way, but thats okay im not gay im "english"
>go to driving school
>get run over by mudslime
116F/47C in the Old Pueblo yesterday. New record for the day, tied for second hottest day ever.
Ever hear about the death valley marathon? crazy bastards
They literally have to run on the white lines of the road or else their shoes melt
yeah sounds pretty nice over there m8! our east coast is a little different cause it has a lot more forest and communities that live some distance from the ocean. which means no coastal breeze which fucking sucked at high school. if i was next to the water then it would probs been almost 10c cooler. but yeah that what i get for going to a high school at the bottom of heavily forested valley.
foreigners also come to see American tornadoes, what can you expect? they're crazy.
more so in the rural areas but even there the eco system is pretty balanced so shit doesnt try to murder you unless you're an actual threat to it. sitting on this spiders rock btw constitutes being being a threat to it. fuck these things.
I know the irish talk like this.
> OI WHERE ME BEER WHERE ME POTATO WHERE ME SHALELEIGH WHERE ME LEPRECHAUN SHAMROCKS.
and the english talk like this,
>OI WHERE ME FISH AND CHIPS, OI WHERE ME CRUMPETS, OI WHERE ME FAGGOTS WITH CREAMY SAUCE, OI WHERE ME TEA AND BISCUIT LAD
Ok Mohammad. Did you get your tv license renewed?
What about your internet license?
Or the permits for the license?
10 praise allahs and a 400 pound fine 4 u m8