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> tfw one heat level below 'national emergency'

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> tfw one heat level below 'national emergency'
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>>1134340
ANAL SEX
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>>1134340
i read your entire post
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> be british
>Teeth melt off
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>>1134340
Look on the bright side, you can leave your tea in the sun and it will stay warm
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>>1134340
> tfw 'summer' is weeks of lukewarm air then 1 week of my tea evaporating
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>>1134371
>be american
>have to pay a conglomerate of government subsidised companies 40% of my paycheck because they copyrighted the concept of having teeth
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>>1134340
Invest in HVAC
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>>1134403
>Be british
>have to pay allegiance to an old lady with a full set of teeth
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>>1134404
too busy being plowed by trucks to worry about a lil bit of heat.
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>>1134340
>> tfw one heat level below 'national emergency'
Stopped reading right there.
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>>1134423
> Be american
> get shot while praying to an orange to get rid of americans
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>>1134435
fuck meant mexicans
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>>1134423
>Be American
>Elect a wrestling announcer as your head of state
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>>1134404
Added bonus: they could start chilling their beer.
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>this is considered hot in Britain
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>>1134450
5 degress C is considered cold in america
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>>1134459
m8 where I live it gets up over 110 degrees in the summer.
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>>1134435
>be british
>get plowed by achmed while eating pork faggots in a creamy sauce
> achmeds creamy sauce
> teeth fall out from the vibrations of his sand covered dick going up my arse.
> pay respects to my queen as she offers a moment of silence and a song of unity in arabic for my busted butthole.
>>1134445
>Be british
> Elect Sand nigger as king of Britghanistan
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>>1134450
>meanwhile in LA right now
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>>1134340
over here. kids dont get school off unless its 43 c. toughen up m8.
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>>1134507
Why 43 exactly?
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>>1134507
Our kids don't get off school unless the fucking door has melted in
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>>1134516
do you call recess, Tea time?
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>>1134507
Look at this, it's pitiful
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>>1134465
Do you have to take of your fat suit?
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>>1134514
couldnt tell ya m8. just remember 4 days of 40c and then one day of 43c and the gov called it a day.
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>>1134507
Its why we got rid of you.
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>>1134542
I live by the ocean, which acts as a heat sink.

So usually it gets super hot for a week or so, then finally the fog rolls in and cools it all down again. But for that week it's hell. California really is supposed to be a desert, the only livable areas are the coastal regions which are moderated by the ocean's heat sink effect. Same story in Aus as I understand it.

Fun fact, California actually has the hottest place in the world, pic related
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>>1134527
those temps remind me of good summer days with the boys and a few brews. thats the highest too so i assuming it doesnt happen a lot which means hot days are usually cooler than that. fuck me i'd get a cold in anything less than 30c
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>be british
>wake up to twitter
>see isis shit all over the front page
>"oh my biscuits! the explodey-plodeys are posting terrorism online!"
>post a complain in the most british way possible
>thought police ban me from twitter because "muh culture"
>walk outside the door in a faggy way, but thats okay im not gay im "english"
>go to driving school
>get run over by mudslime
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>>1134607
Honestly I'd rather be an American and get shot. At least it would end the pain. This country is going down the shitter.
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>>1134580
death valley is supposed to hit 124°f
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116F/47C in the Old Pueblo yesterday. New record for the day, tied for second hottest day ever.
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>>1134624
it's ok you can come over here. we welcome you bloody wankers.
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>>1134635
Ever hear about the death valley marathon? crazy bastards

They literally have to run on the white lines of the road or else their shoes melt
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>>1134645
No one here says bloody,except hugh grant,and he is a bloody wankstien.
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>>1134580
yeah sounds pretty nice over there m8! our east coast is a little different cause it has a lot more forest and communities that live some distance from the ocean. which means no coastal breeze which fucking sucked at high school. if i was next to the water then it would probs been almost 10c cooler. but yeah that what i get for going to a high school at the bottom of heavily forested valley.
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>>1134654
no but holy shit thats way too hot for me. can you believe foreigners go visit to experience the heat? it's incredible. I'm in kern county and it's about as hot as ever here.
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>>1134695
don't you ausfags have huge fucking spiders? fuck that. and if that weren't bad enough just about anything there can kill you. you guys have kangaroos and shit
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>>1134732
foreigners also come to see American tornadoes, what can you expect? they're crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjb7QtMEBUg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAPnbzHvIKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_26akyADLs
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>>1134750
I'd prefer spiders and roo's,than african feel mah pain americans.
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>>1134750
more so in the rural areas but even there the eco system is pretty balanced so shit doesnt try to murder you unless you're an actual threat to it. sitting on this spiders rock btw constitutes being being a threat to it. fuck these things.
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>>1134963
JFC its big enough to eat a bird...
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>>1134954
what about the aboos chucking spears at you?
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>>1135006
M8 there preocupied with whiskey.
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>>1134340
>heat level
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>>1135165
beautiful intact teeth.
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>>1135180
She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
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>>1135225
kek bloody good one ol chap
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>>1135324
>americans actually think this is how everyone from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland talks
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>>1135545
I know the irish talk like this.
> OI WHERE ME BEER WHERE ME POTATO WHERE ME SHALELEIGH WHERE ME LEPRECHAUN SHAMROCKS.
and the english talk like this,
>OI WHERE ME FISH AND CHIPS, OI WHERE ME CRUMPETS, OI WHERE ME FAGGOTS WITH CREAMY SAUCE, OI WHERE ME TEA AND BISCUIT LAD
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>>1135575
That's more like it. Lad.
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>>1135585
and the Scots talk like this
> OI WHERE ME KILT WHERE ME BAGPIPE AND HAGGIS OI WHERE ME AM LADS.
anyways you brits are alright for a bunch of bloody wankers
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>>1135575
Americans not known for their understanding of dialects.
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>>1135616
OI YOU WHAT WHAT TALLYHO ME AM BRING ME A CUPPA AND WE'LL ROUSEY AROUND HERE LIKE A COUPLE O' BANGERS CHEERIO FAG
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>21 'C forecast for tommorow

Finally.

It has been over 30 for days.
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Kill me.
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>>1135616
Ok Mohammad. Did you get your tv license renewed?
What about your internet license?
Or the permits for the license?
10 praise allahs and a 400 pound fine 4 u m8
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>>1135644
YOU,dog and ducker.
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>>1125312
>It’s so hot in Phoenix that airplanes can’t fly
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>>1135673
OI U WHAT ME MATE LAD????? HOW WHERE ME CANE A BLOODY BEATING FOR YE AND A CUPPA O TEA FOR WE LADS ME WHERE TEA? WHERE ME CRUMPET AM PARCHED
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>>1135701
Theres a touch of steven seagal about YOU.
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>>1135744
OI M8 WHAT YOU SAY M8 I OUGHTA BLARGH M8 OI WHERE ME WHIPPING BOY LICENSE OI WHERE ME QUEEN TO APPROVE OF THIS OI WHAT YOU CHEERIO FAG M8?
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>>1135744
there's a touch of your step dad in you
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>>1135655
boo hoo. It's like 76 degrees farenheit here and I'm not bitching
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>>1135806
Who fucking told YOU?
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>>1135814
No need for a passport then.
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>>1135835
>>1135851
this is why you keep getting molested
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