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life sucks, bant (long story btw)

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>be me 17 year old nerd
>hot chick in class 8/10 definitely a stacy
>we talk a lot because i help her
>talking about her bf chad thundercock and how he cheated on her again
>"oh no, that jerk"
>she tells me that he physically abused her
>"well i'll always be here if you need me, buddy hehe"
>sound like a fucking autist
>"oh anon, you're such a nice guy"
>she thanks me and invites me to her party
>finally my chance to prove that i'm cool
>fast forward a few days
>party day
>nervous af and don't know what to wear
>put on my dads wedding tuxedo
>didn't shower so i spray a fuck ton of chocolate axe body spray and put gel in
>mom drops me off at the party and yells that she loves me
>fml
>turn around and everyone is looking at me
>oh no
>all in normal clothes
>"who the fuck invited him?"
>everyone laughs
"anon, what are you wearing?"
>"that jizz in you hair?"
>hearing all that as i walk up the stairs
>fuck it
>walk up to the house
>peopledancingandshit
>go to take a step in
>suddenly i feel a slight tug on my collar
>"WOAH,where do you think you're goin' anon?"
>"u-uhh i was invited by stacy"
>throws me down the steps
>oh fuck, it's chad thundercuck and his goons
>he does a backflip off the porch as his bros high fives each other
>"who invited you, anon?"
>"your g-g-girlfri-"
>gets kicked in the stomach
>the blow was so hard i shit myself
>"now again, anon - who invited you?"
>people laugh
>"n-no one"
>"then why the fuck are you here, anon?"
>start crying and turn around to go home
>"HEY HE SHAT HIMSELF!"
>everyone laughing and pointing at me
>stacy is laughing too
>chad grabs stacy by the ass and starts fucking her while laughing and stairing at me
>mfw
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>>1133668
>it's another infant complaining about a woman episode
they aren't important
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>>1133668
So glad it's fake, no human should go through that
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>>1133701
i-it's not fake, my life sucks!
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>>1133728
timestamp with shat tux m8, also lemme get dubs real quick. check 'em
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>>1133728
>be me

>chad grabs stacy by the ass and starts fucking her while laughing and stairing at me
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>>1133668
>Stairing
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>>1133749
This. Need to see tux and feces otherwise fake and gay.
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>>1133766
i'm an autist on 4chan what did you expect?
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Sorry about what happened to you OP but you shouldn't have come to a normie party wearing a wedding toxedo and chockolate axe body spray
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>>1133790
I expected you to whip out a p90 and rush b all over that chad's ass, tard or not
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>>1133668
Why didn't you fight the chad?
I am not big yet i would beat up a 2 times stronger opponent than me because i can actually fight instead of doing the gibberish niggerlike moves most chads do
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>>1133796
He shouldn't even see normans at all
They are useless pieces of shit
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>>1133668
>>chad grabs stacy by the ass and starts fucking her while laughing and stairing at me
topkek
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>>1133832
same...
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>>1133841
this chad is 28 and is in the marines
he beats me up all the time
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Also OP you should have punched that asshole in the face for what he did to you . Even if you would get hurt at least you would show him that you are not a pathetic punchbag. But nontheless if that motherfucker approaches you again PUNCH him. Try to get some respect from youl colleagues
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>>1133935
and his gf is in highschool?
why don't you just report him to the authorities
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If that bitch asks again advice from you call her a WHORE and ditch her
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>chad grabs stacy by the ass and starts fucking her while laughing and stairing at me

Tippity toppity kekkity
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>>1133991
Dude it's not real. Chill.
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>>1133668
also, stop posting on 4chan and start hitting the gym

and stop referring to yourself as a 'Nerd'
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>>1133668
>Dad's wedding clothes
>No shower, axe and gel
You're fucked up.

Don't trust normies.
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>>1134021
>frequent 4chan
>go to the gym
pick one
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>>1133935
Then
>make a fake acc of a girl
>date with him behind stacy's back
>show stacy he cheats on her
And then find some shit that will have him out of the military
If this shit is real, then just fucking do it
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>>1133668
>be me 18 year old chad thundercock
>get into another fight with 8/10 stacy gf
>hear she over exaggerates and says to some beta faggot that I cheated on her again and physically abused her
>confront her
>says she invited the faggot to her party out of guilt
>ohnoyoudidn't.jpg
>gf explains we can turn this into a setup for him
>perfect.gif
>fast forward a few days
>gfs party is happening
>chilling with stacy gf and my bros by the front door waiting for betafag
>hear a faint "I love you!" over the music
>dafuq
>it's betafag, wearing a fucking tux with what looks like jizz in his hair
>his face is beet red as he walks through the door
>timetostrike.gif
>grab the faggot by his collar
>"WOAH,where do you think you're goin' anon?"
>"u-uhh i was invited by stacy"
>dumb fag doesn't know
>throw him down steps out of the house
>his virgin eyes widen in fear as he realizes it's me, Chad Thundercock.
>backflip off porch while i can hear bros high-fiving one another
>goodthingipracticeeveryday.jpg
>walk up to him
>"who invited you, anon?"
>"your g-g-girlfri-"
>kick him as hard as i can in the stomach
>faintly hear a pretty wet fart
>"now again, anon - who invited you?"
>people start laughing
>"n-no one"
>i have won
>"then why the fuck are you here, anon?"
>faggot breaks down crying and begins to walk home
>stacy yells "HEY HE SHAT HIMSELF!"
>everyone begins to point and laugh, including stacy
>realize that the adrenaline rush gave me a boner
>grab stacy by the ass and start fucking her while laughing and staring, while betafag watches with tears in his eyes
>mfw he an heroed at school the next day in front of everyone with no suicide note
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>>1133668
Ethan +10 years
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>>1134070
>/fit/
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>>1133668
Kek Well deserved Betafags need a genocide
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Fraudulent and homosexual.
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