Hello everyone! Feeling alone and in the need for some company?Are you feeling worn out by normalfags? Is the warm summer rain bumming you out? Well, you're in luck! This /gomfy/ thread was made to simmer all those negative feelings away. So, get in here and do whatever you want. Post things, talk about girls or boys, or just listen to music.
You're always welcome in gomfy threads
Gondolas:
>Gondolas are Strange
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxq_KiHSi2E
Music:
Lo-Fi, or mellow vaporwave/mall-soft genre:
>Sleepless nights - lo-fi hip/hop
>26:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUWXqa1w1Q
>Get some rest - lo-fi hip/hop
>30:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEOwgm7OUQ
>2 1 8 4 - Birth of a New Day (Full Album)
>58:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
>Love Hurts - lo-fi hip/hop
>46:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOOExbte2c
If you're more in the mood for more relaxed and jazzy tunes:
> Godot - Fragrance of Dark Coffee
>58:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KRIMASing
>Ryo Fukui - Scenery 1976 (FULL ALBUM)
>41:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY
> City Pop
>52:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7kapbwQ-Y
Perhaps you prefer something grittier:
>Hermóðr - Vinter
>48:56
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL4bvEhSjWR7Qcu8A00PwvNMysx8Im6-8H&v=OL04eZc__RU
>Woods of Desolation - As the Stars
>34:41
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL4bvEhSjWR7Qcu8A00PwvNMysx8Im6-8H¶ms=OAFIAVgE&v=gjSVH-1sOjE&mode=NORMAL
>>1130127
Reporting in for /actually got out of bed/
Good evening /gomfy/! What are you guys up to today?
I'm going through all of my power and internet bills over the last two years. My flatmates never paid their share because I hate dealing with money, but now I'm practically broke and I need to figure out exactly how much they actually owe me.
I hate this shit. Why isn't personal economy taught in school?
>>1130276
>What are you guys up to today?
I apparently failed my math exam. Redo date is tomorrow.
>>1130330
good luck, Anon.
>>1130330
Shit, good luck tomorrow!
Sure you should be on /bant/ right now and not spend the rest of today cramming?
Hello /gomfy/!
>>1130164
getting better!
>>1130330
shit, I hope you pass tomorrow, don't want to see my favourite gondola merchant upset
>>1130416
>>1130394
>>1130374
Thanks guys, I'm currently studying at the moment.
I have to pee but also poo
Bump. How's everyone doing?
Hello /gomfy/!
Recently, i.e. since I drank alcohol yesterday, I've been feeling pretty bad, not quite sure why. Might be loneliness or I might be hung up on not being top of the year in uni.
The weather is nice, I don't mind the heat that much most of the time but nights can be terrible. Hope you all feel well too and if you have any doggos remember not to leave them in your cars in this temperature.
>>1130504
if you are looking for background music to help you study, I strongly suggest this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWdNiGS1Qtw
>>1130622
I hope you get better
>>1130660
Thank you. I should get better soon, since I predict having more free time now. How are you?
Soo... what do you guys wanna talk about?
>>1130706
Why do you come to 4chan?
>>1130760
No idea.
I just do.
>>1130703
I feel pretty good, especially for my standards. I'm just a little stressed because I have to study a lot in this period. the only thing that makes me depressed is that I'm madly in love with a girl but she already has a boyfriend. I'm currently waiting for her relationship to end
>>1130788
I think we all do the same you do
I thought it was about 1am, but it's 4:35am.
At least I'm NEET.
Winter is /gomfy/
cirno needs to die
>>1130639
Thx.
I need to get going though.
Goodnight everyone.
>>1130807
I came here about a year ago.
And I just kept coming back.
>>1130813
Why are you so angry?
How was your day today?
>>1130790
I see, that's a problem. My advice is to try and not think about her and keep your mind occupied with something else. Some people might tell you shit like she's a bitch etc. to make you feel anger towards her but that's not good. Love and hate are both very strong feelings that will make you obsess over her but if you just take your mind off her it's gonna get better.
>>1130788
There was a time, about half a year when I stopped using 4chan but I started to miss it. It really does change you and it made me really annoyed with normalfags. I often think of anons as retards and children but the fact of the matter is that there's a lot of intelligent people here too.
its good to be back on a comfy thread
How many people in here were in yesterday's comfy thread?
just wondering.
>>1130888
Not me, yesterday I got a little drunk and then took a nap and played some vidya.
>>1130917
Man, I was laughing my ass of in yesterday's comfy thread.
Too bad you missed it.
>>1130888
Trips, and also I was at a ceremony
>>1130932
Another time, perhaps. I'm probably not going to die anytime soon.
>>1130839
that's a wanderful advice, thank you
Just got back from the grocery store. Did I miss anything?
>>1130416
Thanks, it was a lot of work
what was going on in that thread?
>>1131029
we learned about some serbian folklore
>>1131044
That was in the PREVIOUS thread.
>>1131029
nothing important, we're just chillin'
>>1131051
oh he meant this thread
>>1131044
serbians and romanians are very close to one another. Thus we have a lot in common. Such as beating their wives and drinking rakia
Can I get a gondola in this?
>>1131078
I shall take my drawing tablet out of the dust bin and provide, my friend
>>1131078
that would look amazing! someone has to do it
>>1131073
Couldn't egree more.
Even our folklore is pretty similar.
Like for example: If you're ever fighting a monster or some shit, the only sure way to kill it is to set it on fire.
How about we get some comfy soundcloud in here to pass the time?
https://soundcloud.com/ibr/cinnamon-beat-tape
https://soundcloud.com/seedeerom/gumshoes
https://soundcloud.com/tea/addiction
https://soundcloud.com/offthejump/headhaunter-scumbag-blues
Aww yeaaaah boooiiii /gomfy/ what up
GUYS I'M SCARED
THERE'S A FUCKING THUNDERSTORM OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.
>>1131272
the ceiling
>>1131291
POST PICS
>>1131291
I have thunderstorms every week serbianon
>>1131291
Sounds comfy
>>1131295
I can't, my phone has a piece of shit camera and it's night outside so you can't see anything.
>>1131312
I frickin love thunderstorms
>>1131334
I like them too,but this one is a little too crazy..
HOLY FUCK I JUST REALISED SOMETHING.
There's a thunderstorm outside.
What a perfect time to listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDa7yZeci8
>>1131539
So no jump up today?
>>1131693
Nope, just metal.
>>1131693
But anyway. How was your day?
hope it's alright, I had to resize it because of stupid restrictions.
>>1131755
Looks pretty good.
>>1131424
Do tell
>>1131772
thanks my dude
>>1131755
awesome
>>1131796
sabbaton is pretty rad. I like them
>>1131795
May I ask for a favour?
>>1131808
go ahead.
>>1131820
Here's one of my favorite reaction images.
Can you add glowing red ayes to him?
>>1131834
lol. sure, I'll give it a try
>>1131841
Thanks.
>>1131751
Sitting on my ass being a useless shit
>>1131755
Saved fuark
>>1131850
How is it up there in norway?
Its super hot where im at
>>1131866
its a cool 10-14c these days, was 20-24 not too long ago. And uhh, i guess its good. 1st world country and all y'gnome saiyan
>>1131882
Yeah, yeah. You outta school as well? I just finished today, and I'm stoked.
>>1131834
>>1131896
I got memed by rare disease (for my gender...... and age group) so im more than likely destined to a neet life, so that's what im doing. Sitting on my goddamn ass being a sad cretin cunt desu
>>1131908
Thanks.
Straight to the collection.
>>1131914
Poor man. Heres hoping youll be fine
>>1131940
Ill be alright
>>1131914
Don't be sad.
Hope everything turns out alright.
>>1131908
beat me to it
>>1131965
Thanks anyways.
Nice job.
>>1130127
i just want a fucking rekt thread that i can enjoy in this fucking hot weather while i drink a hot cup of coffee while i cuddle into my warm blanket, i feel more mad than sad, like alot more
>>1131981
no biggie my dude
>>1131965
h-hey, you're bretty good at drawing... Can i make a request?
>>1131934
Evening /gomfy/. Finally fixed my car after weeks of waiting around for parts. Can't wait to drive it again.
Oh and Serbbro, thanks for posting those atmospheric black metal albums, I listened to a couple and really liked them.
>>1131998
depends how complicated it is. I suck at anatomy.
>>1132000
I now have a collection of angry Kirbys with glowing red eyes.
How wonderful.
>>1132000
Oh, I got trips, nice.
>>1132030
>>1132022
Replace the man with a gondola wearing a space helmet :---D
>>1132048
that I can do friendo
>>1132048
Or make a gondola floating by his side, whatever is the easiest
>>1132045
Holy shit...
I think that's enough Kirbys.
>>1132056
Amazing, thank you my friend
>>1130839
i like to think of 4chan as where smart people try to act retarded and places like tumblr where retarded people try to act like smart people
>>1130839
What specifically annoys you with normal fags? I Mean they annoy me too, but i would like to see a different point of view, a point of view that isnt mine
>>1132085
There are a lot of legitimate retards here. Spend an hour on /b/ and /r9k/
>>1132101
That they act like knowing things beyond normalfaggotry is strange, taboo and undesirable. (Not to say that it isnt, I just wish that people wouldnt immediatlly assume that)
>>1132101
For me it's jealously. I hate that I am too messed up in the head to fully become one.
I can walk amongst them and I don't get shunned, however I know I will never be like them.
I am too normal to be a basement dwelling bottle pisser but I can never fully be like them.
I long to be normal, but I am not. That's why I REEEE until my lungs give out
Do you guys like this board?
I think it's nice and slow.
And I don't mind the forced memes.
>>1132148
>I hate that I am too messed up in the head to fully become one.
>I can walk amongst them and I don't get shunned, however I know I will never be like them.
Yes... It feels forced and unnatural to me when i mingle with them.
>>1132154
>And I don't mind the forced memes.
Stopped reading right there
>>1132154
definitely, its like a cleansed /b/
>>1132154
I love this board. I love the general discussion boards more than the on topic ones.
However the whole cirno fagging goes a bit too far. I don't mind that anime is discussed here. I don't mind anime reaction images or even the memes.
But when every thread gets derailed by obnoxious anime posters I just get angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usyy884I4OE
'Afternoon.
>>1130888
Checked and was there on monday evening.
New favourite threads by far. They're just so comfy
>>1132162
Yeah same. I get along fine with the normans, and usually people even respect me when they know me. It's not like I am a greasy creep. However I feel detached from the whole normie experience.
Maybe it's the schizophrenia that has warped my perception of everything
>>1132184
Holy fuck...
>>1132188
Glad you like theese kinds of thread.
Comfy threads are the best threads.
>>1132213
I don't even respond to that shit. But people feed them which makes them do it more often.
>>1132200
I don't even know what the normie experience is anymore
>>1132184
I have a NEW challange for you.
I'm (generally totally fine with normies, as long as they dont act more retarded than the people on this site.
>>1132230
You don't want to.
Normies are just as unhappy as we are.
>>1132230
All memes aside there is no true "normie" experience. Life is just as varied for normans than it is for us. Every person has their own obstacles and challenges they face every god damn day.
They are usually just better adjusted and more socially skilled.
>>1132241
Are you sure............. I feel like all unhappiness i have stems from lacking things normies have
>>1132251
>I feel like all unhappiness i have stems from lacking things normies have
Everybody looks to somebody else who seems to have it all.
I do it too, like I already said. I know it is stupid, yet I can't cut it out.
Some people just have to work so much harder than other people (normies) to achieve the same things.
>>1132251
Normie
>look happy on the outside and tell everyone how interesting your life is
>sad on the inside
Autist
>sad on the outside or terribly tries to hide it
>sad on the inside
ALL RISE FOR THE /GOMFY/ ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_snpmKkJpw
>>1132237
Ask me next /comfy/, sorry
I've got shit to do, I just got distracted
>>1132287
Oh.. ok then.
>>1132289
The good thing is that social skills can be learned. But if you are inexperienced you will feel like a faggot all too often.
I am no expert at socializing myself, but I made progress. It is not impossible to learn those things.
"Normies" just learned these things much earlier in life which is why they are so good at it now.
>>1132324
>tfw feeling worse about being an autist now
REEEEEEE
When are we all gonna admit that Normies and Autists are the same thing, just on different platforms and on different levels?
Hi /comfy/
>havent been outside in ages
>its night
>had to pay for shit anyway
>"perfect, can take a walk"
>at some point theres roadwork
>come closer to see if theres a way through
>see a bunch of chechens
>360°.txt
>try to go away one of them shouts something
>mfw
>"heres a way, yo"
>pass near them almost running
>toofukingcose.jpg
Fucked whole walk over...
Also saw a mouse on my way home, which is pretty rare
>>1132343
Shit that was not my goal.
>>1132298
Well, you can ask me now, and I will see what I can do once I'm done with the stuff I have to do
>>1132358
Why are you afraid of chechens?
>>1132358
Dude, walks are the best. Too bad it got ruined.
>>1132347
Depends. Are we talking meme autists or legitimate autists?
>>1132366
Add glowing eyes to this motherfucker.
>>1132375
Us, the people of the internet.
>>1132391
That's like putting ketchup on steak
'tis done my Norwegian friend
>>1132391
I tried
>>1132408
Yeah, but I'm too fucking lazy to do it.
>>1132409
That is fucking amazing, great work! And thank you so much :---D
>>1132409
saved
>>1132409
Damn, I foudn myself a new wallpaper
Well done anon
>>1132392
Yes that is likely true.
>>1132369
Earlier they could beat you up and rob you especially at night, but because im autistic i keep forgetting that lately main reason why this country is shit arent all people but more the goverment
Also i didnt that there was a way
>>1132425
Kek, you cheeky fuck.
>>1132409
Holy shit, that' actually pretty good.
thank fuck gondola is easy to draw. and if you fuck up, it's part of the meme
So, besides photoshop, what is everybody doing tonight?
>>1132439
Imagine plopping a normie on 4chan, who has little computer experience, for 8 hours a day or so.
Isnt that the same feeling we might get having to venture through the real world? And, eventually, we both learn
>>1132497
Was listening to music a few minutes ago.
>>1132497
watching a stream in bed, chilling a bit, preparing for the shitstorm that's coming in the next week
>>1132497
Playing watchdogs
>>1132510
What shitstorm?
>>1132515
bunch of exams. after that some college admission tests. I'm just the kind of tired that sleep doesn't fix
>>1132529
I wish you good luck my friend
>>1132529
Good luck on thoose exams bro.
>>1132546
thanks man, I apreciate it
>>1132497
Posting. Nothing more.
>>1132505
No idea. But it would be a cool theme for a reality show lol
>normie logs on to 4chan
>"what the fuck is a bogpill? Who are these people"
>"Wait what, he sniffed his sister's panties and he got caught by his mother? WOW"
The things that are normal for us who have browsed these parts of the internet for years might be so shocking and or confusing to people who never witnessed such things, it'd be hilarious to watch their reaction.
>>1132553
I love just sending random screenshots from 4chan to my normie friend and see her reaction. Its the best
>>1132553
someone should make that
>>1132553
>Wait this guys mom found his "smegma box" and "booger bottle" ???
>>1132509
Kool, what were you listening to?
>>1132510
>>1132529
Good luck with those anon, but isn't it a bit late for examns? And if you have a history test you need to prepare for, ask me anything, I'm an aprentice history teacher.
>>1132514
So playing a game and pause it to shitpost, seems like a bother?
>>1132564
Send her this.
>>1132409
Whoa, nice work!
>>1132564
Or just the fucked up shit you can find here. Naked grannies or whatever. The people are just like "dude where the fuck do you find such things?". They probably think I am a real pervert for sending such things, but the fact is that it's just funny to me.
>>1132553
Aren't you afraid of wat Merkel said about Germany becoming an Islamic country?
>>1132589
Feels good that I got to witness it
>>1132588
To this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8NYv4BoyV0&t=634s
>>1132588
>So playing a game and pause it to shitpost, seems like a bother?
I finish missions fast, and check in between.
>>1132595
What? What did she say?
>>1132589
i just saw that thread. pretty glorious, but it's not the kind of thing that would stir any kind of reaction. basically tl.dr applies
>>1132602
Feels good to be op.
>>1132614
Haha nice. Did you hear anything back after the salt?
>>1132592
exactly, I just go around now, and I warn people that I have a strange, fucked up sense of humor, just to be on the safe side
>>1132589
For the guy who said normies and autists are the same
>I REALLY doubt an autist on here would fall for this
>>1132624
Whenever I need new people I keep it chill around them for a while until I know what I can get away with.
One time I didn't and people got furious.
>>1132630
>>1132621
Nope
>>1132621
i made one such thread some time ago, but on R9k. 'bout the guy that jumped off a building, and some anon made a sick edit with him. pic related
>>1132632
yeah, same, I see what kind of people I'm dealing with, then I just start testing out the waters. don't want to piss off the normies
>>1132608
http://spinzon.com/muslim-immigration-has-transformed-their-countr/
Sorry bruder
>>1132644
Thats awesome.
>>1132604
Pretty fucking dope anon, fucking saved that hella complicated name
>>1132630
Sure, after a week or so of browsing, but people who are thrust into situations perform badly.
Also, check all the stupid fucks on /b/ who fall for the "hidden phone features" and "make drugs at home"
>>1132685
>check all the stupid fucks on /b/ who fall for the "hidden phone features" and "make drugs at hom
>implying they're not newfags
>>1132673
was pretty neat. although, well, he killed himself. so there's that. But i have that as my phone
wallpaper.
>>1132680
Listen to Agalloch or Eldamar if you want more.
If you want something a little less brutal (I.E not metal) , listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953o5iD688Q&t=1258s
>>1132699
>Implying that people on here arent newfags in the wonderful world of societal integration
>>1132664
Holy shit.
It's a sinking ship. Fortunately I have a dual citizenship and go fuck off to Poland once Sharia law becomes a common thing.
This is so disgusting to read this article.
>>1132502
>chechens
>wont rob
>russia
You just never been here
Do any of you know of music that sounds similar to the singing in lotr and the hobbit?
>>1132733
Das right. You know it better than me. I just said that generally people are not usually out to rob you
>>1132733
How is it out in the motherland?
>>1132720
noice, saved and saved.
Ever heard of textures?
>>1132767
No, I haven't.
>>1132786
Sorry, mate was just curious to see what the German people thought, so I asked a German
>>1132772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1n62ikDaU
might be your thing if you like that other stuff.
Personally love them
>>1132833
I would probably run over a bunch of muslims with my car then kill myself
>>1132833
Honestly planning on moving to Poland because the lower chance of sharia there
>>1132819
Holy fuck... this is actually pretty good.
I like Folk and Black metal more, but this is pretty good too.
Thank you for giving me this.
i shall go to sleep lads. take care
>>1132859
Sleep tight Romaniabro.
>>1132752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyn8gAYtNu4
Try this
> I just said that generally people are not usually out to rob you
I know ;-; im not that paranoid
>>1132753
Country goes down slowly but surely, crazy shit happens, nothing new
Sup people of the interwebs??? Does anyone think they could answer a question for me regarding my personal safety??
>>1132859
Sweet dreams anon
>>1132870
Eh..Sure?
>>1132859
Night
>>1132870
Not in the /comfy/ please
>>1132853
Glad you like it and more into folk aswell
So a guy I know claims to be either working for or worked for a certain intelligence agency and is quote looking through my life and whatnot it's kinda making me nervous. Just wondered if anyone could tell me if it was bullshit or not.
>>1132910
Favorite folk metal band?
>>1132930
Honestly, Heidevolk and the old Eluveitie.
Yours?
Anyone else ever see a personification of their countries stereotype?
>at work
>get called to help haul a picnic table to someone's truck bed
>see the guys fat kid come out the truck
>he's wearing a shit that has the American flag and an eagle, says "what's that? I can't hear you over my freedom"
>he takes a sip of his McDonald's soda
How do these people exist?
>>1132944
Arkona (because muh Slavness) and Korpiklaani probably. Black heart and Falkeach are pretty good too.
>>1132956
Tyr's pretty good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZxiYeuabM
I'm hoping it's bullshit. Does sound like there's a legit connection though. Just by some company names that were dropped and said persons personal profession.... Thanks again peeps
Just got pff work. Porbably gonna spend the day in my room shitposting,or think over some things I realized about myself today.
>>1132925
How can I be certain? Wouldn't know who to ask haha
>>1133001
hi toast, what did you realise?
>>Out1133010
It seems common here, but I dont feel like I belong anywhere. Like no one wants me around irl. Kinda like her
>>1132958
kek'd and yeah not a massive fan of Black heart desu but I can see the appeal.
In case you don't know them, here's heidevolk, Dutch folk metal, the only Dutch folkmetal xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaAzwplOuwY
>>1133038
Well first off, you're a real person. And second, we enjoy your company here. Always welcome in gomfy threads.
Are you in the discord yet?
>>1133051
;There's a gomfy discord?
>>1133051
No send it
>>1133045
Nigga atleast you guys have folk metal.
There is not a SINGLE folk metal band from Serbia.
Which is a shame because, If you've been in that thread in which I talked about our folklore, you'll know that there's a shit tone of things that people can sing about.
Also this sounds pretty good.
>>1133073
Well, maby you could start the first Serbian folk band?
Seriously seeing potential here
>>1133100
....Shit. I might actually do that.
I don't know if I have a good enough voice for it tough.
If you wanna know what Serbian language sounds like, here's a rock song from Serbia : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxO0CzfVRkQ
>>1133008
It's a lot easier to pretend you're in an intelligence agency to scare someone, than it is to actually work for one and use your job for some personal vendetta without getting fired.
>>1133038
Life's like that from time to time. Sometimes we just don't have the right people around us. It sucks, but don't worry too much about it.
You have to learn to like yourself before you can convince anyone else to like you. Real self-worth comes from within.
And if you're worried you're doing something wrong, then why not take it as an opportunity to do something about it? Talking to people and fitting in better is a skill, and you can improve it.
Wait why are people being friendly on /int/ why is it also /bant/ now?
>>1133146
I don't understand your question. You sure you did not forget some crucial words?
>>1133146
Im sorry but you missed it
>>/int/
/gomfy/, what's your internet speed?
>>1133130
Pretty awesome language, would work.
And if you don't have a good enough voice either practice or play an instrument.
And if you decide to do it, would you make a folk metal version of remove kebab?
Tfw can't get comfy
>>1133165
500/500
>>1133177
I know the feel swebro. What have you been up to today?
>>1133187
Not surprised. Germany is pretty low in international rankings.
>>1132853
you should check out the album before that one. It's one of my favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9vz0iv0izE
hi everyone, havent been here for some time
>>1133174
No, but If i start a band or some shit I might make a folk metal version of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCnTqnxUNEE
It was a song that Serbian and Bosnian soldiers were singing when they were about to fight the Turks in the battle of Kosovo.
>>1133208
Welcome polbro, how are's you :--D?
>>1133212
noice, got an English translation for that?
Is it just me or are the /comfy/ threads the best threads on this board?
Nice people, great discussions, real feels and good music and of course comfy gondolas
>>1133208
Dzien dobry. Jak tam u ciebie?
>>1133208
Welcome back then!
>>1133212
Not related to what you're talking about at all, but I used to share a flat with a Serbian chick and she was a really nice and fun person. Not terribly bright and no sense of personal responsibility, and she took my wine without asking, but I don't think that had anything to do with her being Serbian though.
>>1133234
Straight from Wikipedia.
Christ our Lord, crucified and holy,
Serbian land is flying through the clouds.
It is flying over the heavenly heights,
Its wings are Morava and Drina
Farewell my first, unborn son,
farewell roses, farewell rosemary.
Farewell summers, autumns and winters,
We are leaving never to return.
On three holy and three unified,
we are going to the Kosovo field.
we are going to our destined place
farewell my mother, sister and bride.
Farewell my first unborn son,
farewell roses, farewell rosemary.
Farewell summers, autumns and winters,
we are leaving never to return.
When my darling heard that I'm going,
she put a flower of marigold on my lapel.
Farewell my first unborn son,
farewell roses, farewell rosemary.
Farewell summers, autumns and winters,
we are leaving never to return.
>>1133191
I've done nothing but lying in my bed while being sad.
>>1133259
Damn dude some heavy stuff
>>1133069
Send again it expired
>>1133263
>file name
>>1133269
I mean, here's what heppened in the battle:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kosovo
Both sides got the living fucking shit beat out of them. It is said that close to 50 000 people died in that battle.
>>1133273
discord gg sz3gJ8
>>1133277
Sucy is cute
>>1133232
pretty gud norskbro, just started learning for driver knowledge test
>>1133253
zawsze moglo byc gorzej, niemcypolska bro
>>1133257
henlo norskbro
>>1130760
Everywhere else seems to suck. More sense of community too, especially on smaller boards like /bant/. I like how each board kinda has their own inside joke from threads long past.
>>1133330
>zawsze moglo byc gorzej, niemcypolska bro
Dokladnie
I'm getting a new couch in. It's already here in a giant box so I've been disoccupying the room it's gonna go in but the problem is I'm a slob and there's so much trash to take out as well as the old couch and a bed. This weather really isn't helping, either.
>>1130790
Don't waste your time anon, I did the same thing then when she wasn't in a relationship I went for it and ended up destroying one of the best friendships I ever had, now every time I think about her it's like ingesting poison, better to just move on and stay friends if she doesn't already feel that way about you
>>1133232
Hei
>>1130790
The other anon is right. Don't torture yourself like this, man. Try to find another girl to have some healthy interest in. I know it's hard, but I was in the situation before
>>1133269
Dude.. you still here?
>>1133470
Oh sorry dude was caught up with something else. Pretty curios about the battle, I'll defo read into it
anyone got a good minecraft server?
>>1133495
Bassiacly, what happened was:
>both sides meet at the Kosovo field
>Serbs and Bosnians have about 30 000 people
>Turks have about 40 000 people
>They clash
>50 000 people die
>both sides have to retreat and lick their wounds
So.. what do you think?
>>1133535
Seems like a total disaster and a good song theme
>>1133566
Yeah, now that I think about it, it would make for a pretty good metal song.
Also there was one thing I forgot to mention.
Appariantly, some random fucking knight named "Milos Obilic" somehow broke through the Turkish line and killed the fucking sultan.
>>1133585
That dude deserves a song on his own, bloody hell
>>1133630
Well besides ou 80 years war for indipendance, we have the Raid of Medway.
>Second anglo-dutch war
>Dutch navy sails into the Tames where the enitre English fleet lies in port.
>Sail through the giant chain blocking the river >Destroy the English fleet over 2 days
>Took over three forst along the way
>stole the English flag ship and their biggest ship
>Tow the ships back to the Netherlands as a trophy
>still the back of the flagship is a tropy in the Rijksmuseum
>Peace was later negotiated with terms favouring the dutch
>>1133678
Forts*
>>1133678
Why did this make me laugh?
>stole the English flag ship and their biggest ship
How the fuck do you steal a ship?
Was Pier Gerlofs in that raid?
Speaking of battles, our most popular was the battle of Grunwald
You guys probably heard about it but i'll post an article if someone's interested
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grunwald
>>1130330
Oh man what math subject? You'll get it the next time!
>>1133725
It's simple, you kill the sailors, and tow it.
And the Brits don't get this thaught in schools..wonder why xD
>>1133764
You have any other battles?
I'll tell you about the battle of Misar if you tell me some other Dutch battle.
>>1130518
lurk while on the shitter, problem solved
>>1133764
It's probably the same everywhere - history lessons at school are full of patriotic lies and propaganda. I'm pretty sure I shouldn't believe half of what I was taught during my school years and if I want any semblance of "truth" although that is debatable in its own right, I need to look for other sources.
>>1133785
>>1130622
It could be a hangover, since you were drinking alcohol
>>1133808
I think it started even before that but alcohol made it worse. My mood can fluctuate A LOT even when I'm sober and those swings get more intense when I drink.
Are you the bridge keeper?
>>1133807
As I promised, the battle of Misar :
>>1133807
>the dolphin
My sides, this is the new emu war
>>1133807
>A
>Fucking
>Kettle
Savage Dutch ;-;
>>1133807
>casualties: kettle
SICK BASTARDS
>>1133807
>soup kettle, with presumably all the soup within.
Something you can listen to while smoking a blunt so you can feel extra chill. I recommend my favorite Christmas song, "mountains", by radical face.
>>1133955
kankersoep
Found this gem.
>>1133873
>>1133888
>>1133891
>>1133908
Extra fun fact, it led to a peace treaty signed with the words 'We are very sorry for hitting your kettle'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Fontainebleau_(1785)
>>1133981
Bahaha!
>self-inflicted defeat
>>1133993
FUCKING WHAT
DUTCH HISTORY IS FUCKING AWEOME DUDE HOLY SHIT.
>>1133993
>'We are very sorry for hitting your kettle'
MY
SIDES
>>1133993
Fucking shit, this is the greatest.
SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS
I have this, not as good as the kettle but still
>>1134110
Forgot the link kek
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gdów
>>1134112
>That day the Dutch ship the Dolfijn was sent out to intercept the Imperial ships. After only one shot, which hit a kettle, Le Louis surrendered
I'M IN FUCKING TEARS
>>1134112
>Austrian forces invaded Dutch territory, razed a custom station and strongly occupied the old Fort Lillo, at the time used as a vegetable garden.
>They "strongly occupied" a fucking vegetable garden.
You can't make this shit up.
>>1134112
>god, i'm fucking tired and that dutch ship is sailing towards us
>*closes eyes*
>*accidentally pulls the trigger*
>OH SHIT SORRY GUYS!
>tfw kettle war veteran
This is fucking amazing.
ITT we find weird and unnusal battles from history.
GO!
>>1134242
kek'd hard
>>1134265
Got you, fampai: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket
Two Italian city-states went to war because one stole a bucket from the other. 2,000 people died and they still didn't get the bucket back.
I love history.
>>1134309
I've heard about that one beore, there's even a youtube video about it.
Found something.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War
>>1134433
>they picked a draw instead of penalties
Pussies
OK, I'm tired as fuck and I need to go to sleep.
Good night everyone.
>>1134535
I think I am going to bed as well.
Good night frens
>preparing for a war with dutch chads
>everyone is hungry as fuck
>decide to make a soup
>since there wasnt much funding to begin with and most of was spend on ammunition and shit there was enough food but only for one full kettle
>chads out of fucking nowhere
>instead of shooting at us they shoot fucking kettle
>mfw
>noone wants to fight anymore
At least they said sry in the end