Im currently reading posts from a facebook group for teenage girls.
Self pity and cheating is common.
1st i dunno teen belguim speak is just unreadable
3rd yeah sure
4th i cut myself
5th on my wrist it's deeper than i thought
6th now i have a huge scar and i want it to go away anyone know something i can put on it to make it go away
tell her to open the wound and squeeze lemon on it.
It will clean off the edges of the wound and when the wound closes, the scar will dissapear.
Please do it, Anon.
She has sent them to her boyfriend and when they broke up the boyfriendgot mad and posted it everywhere, kids are so ammusing.
Tell her to squeeze bit by bit, not all at once.
Also, if she thinks it will hurt too much, tell her to grab a towel and bite on it so she would resist the pain in case it is too much.
No, just tell her to sqeeze the lemon bit by bit on the open wound until the lemon is empty. After that, tell her to lay on the bed for 10 minute so the lemon takes effect.
THIS IS GOOD!!
LETS FUCKING GO!!
I asked her to provide pictures to see if it was taking effect.
Her response: YOU MEAN IT COULD BE "NOT TAKING EFFECT"?? I DONT CARE IF IT WASNT DONE RIGHT BUT IM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS EXCRUCIATING PAIN AGAIN
How does it look?
Is it fucking supposed to be like this?
Im starting to think she's pissed.
Tell her that thats how its supposed to be.
It might be painful but you are 100% sure that it will help her make the scars dissapear.
Now tell her to lay on her bed for 10 minute for the wound to heal then provide pics to analyze the wound.
Also post chatlog.
Also tell her that if she is pissed that you are trying to help her, then you will not help her anymore and she can just show the scar to her parents for all you care.
That should shut her up and make her listen to what youve got to say.
>tfw i realised that relationships are worthless, social life is shit, and sitting home 24/7 doing nothing is better as a teen and i didn't have to do that edgy shit kids do now
>and i still belive in it
Did you tell her to lay on the bed for the wound to heal?
Tell her to keep her arm numb, with the wound pointed up for it to heal quicker.
i'd rather ppl see the scars than do it again it really hurt
it's that or everyone will see it bit of pain or a scar for your whole life your choice
k pain it's ok now
smart now lay on your bed so the juice can take effect
ok it doesn't hurt so much anymore thx for being there for me
Me: what do you want? A little pain or a huge scar for the rest of your life?
She: well, pain i guess.
Me: now lie on your bed and let the juices soak in for a while.
She: okay, it doesn't hurt that much anymore.
Thank you for always being there for me.
This thread is gold, OP you made my day,
Also tell the autistic russian that barely leaves the house, are all kids so fucked up these times?
Holy shit he's not holding back
go for it
Just googled stuff about lemon and salt on open wounds.
Tell her to cover her wound with salt to suck out possible infections AFTER she provides pics of her "healed" wound.
doe aslof je van niks weet dat je dit op het internet vond gewoon dom liegen
dont be mad
you're wound is wet right?
that's no good
so what do i do dry it with a towel?
no but some salt on it
really? you're supposed to do that?
yea or you'll get an infection
will it hurt?
i dunno dont think so
salt? doesn't that hurt a ton
i do it for you i just want what's best for you
i know i'll do it
FUCK THAT HURTS DUDE
GODDAMN THAT STINGS SO HARD
i didn't know
I'M NOT MAD IT JUST HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH
fucking hell i'm going to lie down on my bed
fuck that hurt
you wont see the scars anymore
i hope so
>this fucking thread
She: okay, I waited. Just tell me
Me: promise you won't be mad.
Me: so you know your wound is wet right?
She: what about it?
Me: thats not good.
She: do I need to dry it out with a towel or something?
Me: no, you need to put salt on your wounds.
She: really? Do I have to?
Me: that or a nasty infection
Her: does it hurt?
Me: I dont think so
Her: salt? That hurts right?
Me: i'm doing this for you.
I just want the best for you.
She: I know
Ill do it :)
She: OH GOD IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD
She: IT STINGS LIKE CRAZY
Me: I didn't know, i'm sorry.
She: JUST KNOW THAT IM NOT MAD BUT IT FUCKING HURTS
She: god damn it.
Ill just go lay on my bed.
She: fuck this hurts
Me: you wont see the scars.
She: i hope so.
>actually took the bait because the doesnt know old saying about salt in the wound
What is that fucking being. Well done op.
Shhh, keep it down.
Not everyone here really likes her...
Because op is probably to busy fapping to pic of her hand after salt and lemon that he dindt share with us
>its been hours
Here you go you lazy waffle, translate yourself
fuck my life,im bad at this.
i hope you guys will find it an interesting read.
if anyone wants to use my screencap to make it shorter,please do.
Even i am there kek
Tippy toppest of keks. Thanks OP, this was a real treat.