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Im currently reading posts from a facebook group for teenage girls.
Self pity and cheating is common.
AMA
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Translate the fucking messages
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>>1126619
This. We don't speak waffle.
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translation
1st i dunno teen belguim speak is just unreadable
2nd anon
3rd yeah sure
4th i cut myself
5th on my wrist it's deeper than i thought
6th now i have a huge scar and i want it to go away anyone know something i can put on it to make it go away
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>>1126650
tell her to open the wound and squeeze lemon on it.
It will clean off the edges of the wound and when the wound closes, the scar will dissapear.
Please do it, Anon.
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>>1126703
Also ask her to provide pics
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>>1126703
Sure.
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>>1126703
Savage. I wonder if she'd be dumb enough to do it.
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>>1126705
She has sent them to her boyfriend and when they broke up the boyfriendgot mad and posted it everywhere, kids are so ammusing.
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>>1126703
She's afraid it will hurt too much, trying to convince her.
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>>1126722
Why would she do that
>OMG LOOK IM SAD :((((
>OMGNO I LUV U :(((
Sad!
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>>1126728
So the bf would feel guilty I guess.
But this is ridiculous.
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>>1126703
>>1126705
You're doing the lord's work, town rapist.
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>>1126720
>>1126703
She's gonna do it.
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>>1126725
Tell her to squeeze bit by bit, not all at once.
Also, if she thinks it will hurt too much, tell her to grab a towel and bite on it so she would resist the pain in case it is too much.
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>>1126748
Sure
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>>1126748
Do I tell her to drink some before she bites in it?
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>>1126757
No, just tell her to sqeeze the lemon bit by bit on the open wound until the lemon is empty. After that, tell her to lay on the bed for 10 minute so the lemon takes effect.
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>>1126703
>>1126720
>>1126748
The wounds where healed to much so she fucking cut them open again.
She must be actually retarted.
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>>1126769
top kek
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>>1126769
THIS IS GOOD!!
LETS FUCKING GO!!
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>>1126775
Hi fellow moldovan
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>>1126768
She asked if lemon juice from the bottle was ok.
I said yes and she is doing it right now.
Shes sending those crying emojis and saying "OMG ANON IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH".
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>>1126780
ay
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>>1126782
Lmao, you're a monster
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>>1126786
She shouldn't have cut herself in the first place.
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>>1126782
yo this is kinda fucked up
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>>1126782
Tell her to provide pics of the wound after she is done pouring lemon juice on it to make sure that "it started taking effect"
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>>1126792
Welcome to 4chan
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Alé zeg manneke
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>>1126782
Prove it
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>>1126800
Ik dacht dat een Nederlander niets liever zag dan het lijden van een Belg.
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>>1126805
This.
We need the chatlog and the translation.
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>>1126796
>>1126805
I asked her to provide pictures to see if it was taking effect.
Her response: YOU MEAN IT COULD BE "NOT TAKING EFFECT"?? I DONT CARE IF IT WASNT DONE RIGHT BUT IM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS EXCRUCIATING PAIN AGAIN

How does it look?

Fucking red..
Is it fucking supposed to be like this?

Im starting to think she's pissed.
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>>1126827
How can a single person be this disabled dafug
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>>1126827
you fucking flamoutche !
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>>1126827
Tell her that thats how its supposed to be.
It might be painful but you are 100% sure that it will help her make the scars dissapear.
Now tell her to lay on her bed for 10 minute for the wound to heal then provide pics to analyze the wound.
Also post chatlog.
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>>1126842
*to analyze the final result
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Also tell her that if she is pissed that you are trying to help her, then you will not help her anymore and she can just show the scar to her parents for all you care.
That should shut her up and make her listen to what youve got to say.
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>>1126842
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>>1126875
>Fucking rood
Kek
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Robin is pissed
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>>1126875
Where are the other messages?
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>>1126880
"fucking red" sorry that our language is autistic
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>tfw i realised that relationships are worthless, social life is shit, and sitting home 24/7 doing nothing is better as a teen and i didn't have to do that edgy shit kids do now
>and i still belive in it
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>>1126897
Those before?
I was talking to her on the phone lol.
She didn't want me to hear her screams.
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This poor girl but really, who opens the wounds back up so she can put lemon juice in them

There's no way she is real
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>>1126875
>isdaa normaal
that sounds like a drunk brit
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>>1126935
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>>1126935
nederlands IS drunk brit
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>>1126924

>no way anyone is that stupid
>teen girl
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>>1126920
Did you tell her to lay on the bed for the wound to heal?
Tell her to keep her arm numb, with the wound pointed up for it to heal quicker.
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>>1126944
only fucking disgusting ass niggers and belgians
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>>1126948
She says her arm feels numb and it isn't hurting that much anymore.
She's even thanking me.
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>>1126959
Her arm may feel numb but that scar will probably never fade away.
Tell her to provide pics after it finished healing.
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>>1126703
>>1126722
>>1126769
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>>1126952
mad bro?
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>>1126978
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>>1126993
Shut up, you make me ashamed of my country.
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>>1126994
Translation please
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>>1126994
>nog
i love that language
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>>1126994
Sounds like a fellow German trying to speak while sucking Ahmed's cock.
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>>1127030
It's not formal Dutch.
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>>1127036
Are you translating or not?
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>>1127008
i'd rather ppl see the scars than do it again it really hurt

it's that or everyone will see it bit of pain or a scar for your whole life your choice

k pain it's ok now

smart now lay on your bed so the juice can take effect

ok it doesn't hurt so much anymore thx for being there for me
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>>1127008
Me: what do you want? A little pain or a huge scar for the rest of your life?

She: well, pain i guess.

Me: smart
Me: now lie on your bed and let the juices soak in for a while.

She: okay, it doesn't hurt that much anymore.
Thank you for always being there for me.
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>>1127052
>>1127063
Great, now we wait
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>>1126999
well, all walonie make you ashamed of your country, so i don't care
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>>1127063
>thank you for always being there for me
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>>1127063

>She: okay, it doesn't hurt that much anymore.
Thank you for always being there for me.

it cracked me up a little desu
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>>1127080
Do I tell her to cover it with salt after ten minutes?
Not that painfull but it will leave some very nasty scarring.
All the skin will dry out and kill cells.
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>>1127088
Shut up I got trips.
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This thread is gold, OP you made my day,
Also tell the autistic russian that barely leaves the house, are all kids so fucked up these times?
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>>1127089
>>1127101
Didn't feel good reading that.
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>>1127104
Holy shit he's not holding back
go for it
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>>1127113
No, but stupid kids will be stupid.
The good ones are not active on social media.
And trust me, theres lots of good ones.
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>>1127104
I mean shes about as clever as a cumstain but she cant be that dumb... right?
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>>1127121
I will, in a moment.
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>>1127104
if she go with salt, she's definitely dumb, try with antiinflamatoire in the pharmacy, smtg like "flexium gel" or "reflex spray", there's some in every belgian house

>>1127109
and yes, you have
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>>1127104
do it
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>>1127104
Just googled stuff about lemon and salt on open wounds.
Tell her to cover her wound with salt to suck out possible infections AFTER she provides pics of her "healed" wound.
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>>1127134
You can always try.
Ill make up some bullshit excuse for it, don't worry.
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>>1127129
Well, but i guess stupid kids are the "cool" and "alpha" once?

Also does she know you irl?
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>>1127154
Yeah, she knows me but we don't really speak irl.
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>>1127142
That will be my bullshit excuse.
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>>1127163
Fuck, sorry anon but prepare to face the consequences, but since youre that far, just do it
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>>1127205
Ill keep you posted.
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>>1126536
>Cheating is common.
She'll get what she deserves
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>>1126797
hahahahah goe gedaan man
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Im sorry guys but im leaving for a bit.
Got something to do.
Will be back ASAP
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>>1127263
Ben ik niet een beetje te ver gegaan?
Fuck zeg, wat moet ik doen als ik haar zie?
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>>1127276
Ill be waiting right here.
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>>1127277
doe aslof je van niks weet dat je dit op het internet vond gewoon dom liegen
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>>1127277
wat >>1127290 zegt
maakt u geen zorgen we weten al da ze ni bepaald den slimste is
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>>1127290
>>1127358
Ok
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Lol, she actually did it.
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>>1127403
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>>1127408
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GEWELDIG
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>>1127408
>>1127403
Translation?
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>>1127431
Sure 1 sec
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>>1127408
absolute madman
>>1127431
i've waited
dont be mad
i wont
you're wound is wet right?
yup
that's no good
so what do i do dry it with a towel?
no but some salt on it
really? you're supposed to do that?
yea or you'll get an infection
will it hurt?
i dunno dont think so
salt? doesn't that hurt a ton
i do it for you i just want what's best for you
i know i'll do it
good
FUCK THAT HURTS DUDE
sorry
GODDAMN THAT STINGS SO HARD
i didn't know
I'M NOT MAD IT JUST HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH
....
fucking hell i'm going to lie down on my bed
fuck that hurt
you wont see the scars anymore
i hope so
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>this fucking thread
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L O L
Watcha gon' do when she finds out you rused her?
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>>1127466
i am actually starting to feel bad
please tell me she is a whore and tell something bad she did
>inb4 moralfag
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>>1127431
She: okay, I waited. Just tell me

Me: promise you won't be mad.

She: yeah.

Me: so you know your wound is wet right?

She: what about it?

Me: thats not good.

She: do I need to dry it out with a towel or something?

Me: no, you need to put salt on your wounds.

She: really? Do I have to?

Me: that or a nasty infection

Her: does it hurt?

Me: I dont think so

Her: salt? That hurts right?

Me: i'm doing this for you.
I just want the best for you.

She: I know
Ill do it :)

Me: good

1/2
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well at first i felt bad but not really.
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>>1127480


She: OH GOD IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD

She: IT STINGS LIKE CRAZY

Me: I didn't know, i'm sorry.

She: JUST KNOW THAT IM NOT MAD BUT IT FUCKING HURTS

Me:...

She: god damn it.
Ill just go lay on my bed.

She: fuck this hurts

Me: you wont see the scars.

She: i hope so.

2/2
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>>1127479
Cheating whore, and everyone saying anything about the cheating will be bad guy.
Victim playing bitch.
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>>1127472
Hello fellow Sataniaposter
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>>1127508
Ask for pictures of the wound
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>actually took the bait because the doesnt know old saying about salt in the wound
What is that fucking being. Well done op.
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>>1127514
H-hi
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>>1127554
Uncultured fucking swine is what she is.
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>>1127565
Shhh, keep it down.
Not everyone here really likes her...
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>>1127566
would love to see a pic of the wound
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>>1127590
She bandaged it or however the fuck you say that.
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>>1127566
Indeed. Now show these pics anon.
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>>1127572
tu devrais avoir honte
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>>1127602
Hou je bek domme kutwalloon.
Schaam je omdat je geen fucking bijdrage levert aan de samenleving.
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>>1127608
federal war upcomming
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>>1127480
>>1127497
My day is fucking complete
Also,looks like god likes Dutch roasties because I broke my fucking phone.
It works but the screen is fucking dead.
Posting this from an old iPhone I found in the basement.
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>>1127656
f
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>bandaged it
>probably did it wrong
>shit can start rotting
Oh, my... I wonder if she will be able to realise that you fucked her before it starts to smell
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>>1127656
Try lemon juice and salt to fix it.
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>>1127672
top kek
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>>1127668
I just hope she doesn't lose her arm to an infection.
She didn't even clean it.
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>>1127672
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>>1127672
lel
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>>1127672
+1 kek has been added to your account
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>>1127719
Thank you
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>>1127687
She cant be that stupid
She cant, right?
But if she is isnt gonna be that big of a loss then
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>>1127732
No more fishing for compliments.
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If quads i tell her it was a setup.
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>>1127770
Reroll
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>>1127770
CLOSE
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>>1127775
Final reroll
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>>1127778
If I just didnt post that.....
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>>1127776
>>1127778
Tfw both off by one.
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>>1127791
Tell her anyway. It would be perfect.
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>>1127672
You motherfucker!
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>>1127737
Gonna be the best if its the right arm
Also, make a thread if theyre gonna send you to jail, or something

>>1127770
>>1127775
>>1127778
You dense motherfucker
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Can anyone screencap this?
Like a quality screencap?
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>>1127915
Just the chat log?

Also
>cant use PS
come on op
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>>1127928
>Tfw mobilefag
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>>1127928
Ill do it later.
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I'll do it,don't worry.
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>>1127960
I love you.
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This is interesting. Best thing that happened all day
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Bump so I can screen cap after I shower
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>>1128289
You should take a bath instead
Use some lemon scented bath salts
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Make her put it in the sun all day so it becomes a dark scar and easily visible
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Bump because out of shower.
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>>1127656
>>1127672
Fucking kek way funnier than what you did to that girl
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>>1127672
En ik dacht dat Belgen niet grappig waren.
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>>1128757
*kijkt je zelfgenoegzaam aan*
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Fucking /thread
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Bump
Because op is probably to busy fapping to pic of her hand after salt and lemon that he dindt share with us
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op here
im too lazy to screencap
someone just screencap this thing and post it here
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>>1127480
>>1127497
what the fuck this is legendary
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what the FUCK
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>>1129278
You lazy piece o' doo doo
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>>1129444
Nice trips
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>>1126722
she's done it before, look at the almost completely healed wounds in the bottom left corner
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post me in screencap
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>its been hours
>still
>no
>fucking
>screencap
Here you go you lazy waffle, translate yourself
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>>1130366
in the process.
first time making a screencap so might be slightly long.
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>>1130777
Bump for your beautiful trips.
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>>1130777
>777
impressive...
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>>1130777
>slightly long
>1224x7442
fuck my life,im bad at this.
i hope you guys will find it an interesting read.
if anyone wants to use my screencap to make it shorter,please do.
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>>1131165
Really, it's great.
I love you.
Thanks.
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>>1131165
Even i am there kek
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>>1131165
>doesnt show how close was he to these trips
meh

Rest is pretty good thou, well done fellow rapist
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Tippy toppest of keks. Thanks OP, this was a real treat.
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>>1131165
Great work
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>>1131860
No problem.
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