Can you speak Japanese?

>>1124151
すこし

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

全然

Nope. But I can parrot phrases.

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Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka

Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

not YET

>>1124151
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA

>>1124151
suck my ochinchin

yes desu

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

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>>1124362
*cough cough*

I MEAn IIE DESU

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NIPPON BANZAI

>>1124151
Google seems to think so.

South Korea AND Japan?

What's next?

>>1124151
私は10年の失敗した神風パイロットです。

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>>1124387
W-WAISETSUNA!

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>>1124151
senpai senpai senpai

>>1124151
ALLAHU AK-
I MEAN BANZAIIIII!

eh a little. I'm learnign to mainly to insult people, and secret communication with my sister

Omankooooo

日常会話程度desu

>>1124151
no
can you teach me anon?

>>1124425
no mr tomoko poster

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>>1124539
FUCk I MEAN iie again

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tips on how to join a Japanese conversation

say these words, and you'll feel like you're talking with the big boys

>nani!? sugei!

translation

>what!? awesome!

repeat these every now and then while in a conversation, where the other person is talking alot or telling a story

>>1124151
no

>>1125122
fuck i keep forgetting to take away the stupid trip

>>1124151
Came for loli, came for loli.

Those who into anime and kpop - white nerd with glasses

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>>1124151
IN west philadelphia

>>1124972
you're joking but the average tv show for normies is all "eeeee suge! sugeeee!" like 70% of the time

>>1124151
No I can't !!! Just shut up, I practice but not enough, delete this thread!

>>1124151
Just wait it'll take a while but I'll figure out those complicated Korean letters with fancy shmancy pictures on em

korewa chinchin daisuki da yo

>>1124151
About to take a class on it because I have nothing better to do and I'm getting a degree in finance, so maybe it'll be helpful in there somewhere. I speak German, French, and a little Korean and Polish, though.

>>1124972
Dont forget Hai which mean Yeah or Yes.

>>1125188
BORN AND RAISED

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>>1126360
On the playground is where I spent most of my days

>>1126378
Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool

>>1126421
Shooting some b ball outside of school

>>1126427
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS THAT WERE UP TO NO GOOD

>>1124151
sauce

>>1126435
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

>>1124151
ching chong ping pong

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悲しい少年

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>>1124277
Fuck you that's filthy.

>>1124151
moshi moshi desu senpai sensei baka nanai ninja whitu piggu stah pratimum dragon ball ora sushi teriyaki sashimi hentai bukkake general tsos

>>1124151
nip nong shu chi
japanese woman like my ochinchin

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Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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>>1125129
That's not what a trip is.

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>>1126523
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared.

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...I dont speak japanese

UGUUU
UWEEEEH?
3EEEEEEEEH
KAWAIII
SUGEEEEEH

>>1124151
Kintama o namero

>>1124151
No, I can't.

But I can "interpret" hiragana and katakana.
Know a few "basic life" terms (where and what do I study and what work I do), じこう しょかい, この- その- あの-

Very basic. Very very very.

>>1124556
Laura?

>>1124556
Fuck me didn't look file name. :D Scary that I knew that.

>>1124151
Sou desune..........

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>>1124151
ええ、日本語と英語がはなせます。
im learning with an app on my phone, I'm actually surprised how fast I learned how to read hiragana and katakana

>>1129183
hirigana and katakana are easy, its kanji that are hard

also how do you type in japanese

>>1129530
on my macbook, I add a keyboard under the keyboard preferences and then you type the sound of the character.
So if I type the keys "KA" on my keyboard with the japanese keyboard enabled, it'll show up as か

Yare yare daze

>>1124151 ore wa o chin chin ga daiski nandayo

>>1129975
thats amazing. i thought youd have to get an actual japanese keyboard

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>>1124151
Hajimemashite! Anon desu
Yoroshiku onegai shimasu
Nansai desu ka? Namae wa nan desu ka?
Watashi wa juukyuu sai desu. Nihongo ga hanasemasu ka?
I-I'm working on it :(

>>1130047
yes, it's real handy. It also replaces hiragana or katakana with kanji, so instead of にほん, it will automatically switch the characters to 日本. It also gives a list of other kanji or characters that use the same pronunciation, so if you need to use a different one you get the choice.

>>1130100
that is good but I think it's spelled Onamae, iirc. お名前わ何ですか?
I'm not 100%, im still learning too

>>1124151
Doki Doki no Waku Waku!

わつだふぁくぢどゆじゃすとせいあばうとみゆぃっとるびtちょ?

>>1130395
fucking japanese and not having spaces

>>1124151
Bingo bango :^)

TENNO HEIKA BANZAI

>>1124151
不,我说中文和英文

>>1130175
idk its confusing as hell sometimes