Global Risk

Game begins at four players, btw

>>1122857
British Empire
Light Green
England
Christian/Monarchy

>>1122857
USSR
Russia
Red
Communism

I feel like there is always a USSR and British Empire in every risk game lol

>>1122857
North Korea
Any color
Communism

>>1122949
You're getting yellow, heads up to anyone choosing a color

One more nation, then mupdating will commence

>>1122949
Also, for religion my people practice Kimjunism. We worship the one true god, Kim Jun Un, and obey any rules set in place by him. Although, sometimes we can get away with missbehaving if the government, UNKLE, allows it

>>1123032
noted

Player arrival seems a bit slow, should we start now?

>>1123070
Sure, more will join later. That's how it usually happens.

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Unified under Kimjunism, North Korea tries out "true communism"
Northern snow Russians relive their glory days
As usual, a monarchy continues in England

>Rat Kingdom
>Norway
>Communism
>Yin Yang religion
>Dark Brown

>>1123113
Take Scotland and Ireland

>>1123113
Invade south korea, spills fill manchuria

>>1123113
South Korea
Thailand
Any color

My peoples also practice Kimjunism

>>1123143

>>1123150
OP, can i change this actually?
Communist France
France
Orange or a warmcolor

>>1123150
>be south korea
>be thailand
Wat?

>>1123113
Fill russia

>>1123172
no prob, haven't started on you

>>1123178
Yeah, wtf?

>>1123181
fixed name

>>1123113
California
Mexico
Confucianism
Empire

>>1123200
Sorry
California
New China
Confucian
Empire

>>1123200
>be california
>be mexico
>be china
Actshually what is this?

>>1123181
ayy palis

>>1123228
Really, what the fuck?

>>1123113
NARCO COLOMBIA
GREY
COLOMBIA

>capitalism, Catholicism

>>1123113
>Somalia
>Somalia
>Islam
>Sharia
>any color

what does gov or religion have to do with it anyways

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>>1123213
.w-what..?

>>1123239

what even

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Communist yin-yangy wtf "kingdom" arises in Norway?
California/chinese/empire something in Mexico also developes with strength
The commies are having their fun

>>1123294
>>1123251
>>Somalia
>>Somalia
>>Islam
>>Sharia
>>any color

>>1123294
op i got palis what happened

Purple
Australia
Purple

>>1123251
Makes the commentary a bit fun I guess

>>1123294

More Scandinavian countries

>>1123294

>>1123240
>>1123240
>>1123240

rolling to fill South America!

>>1123308
can you add me

>>1123294
FILL FRANCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1123304
Communism
Islam

>>1123294
Fill russia

>>1123303
>>1123308
??

>>1123303
Sorry educate me on that I'm mildly retarded, I'll add it

>>1123294
Capture Southwest USA.

>>1123294
Fill Manchuria

>>1123294
Attack France

>>1123323
what do you mean? Palis are when you have a number the same forwards and backwards ex 101 272 474

I like how OP described my nation

"Communist yin-yangy wtf "kingdom" arises in Norway?"

>>1123333

oops, quads

>>1123333
faggot

>>1123333
praise be

OP?

where's the god damn cock throbbing update

Oh no, not this shit again. If OP has bailed I will never try to play risk on bant again.

new game this OP is over his head

>>1123410
>>1123410
>>1123410
>>1123410

>>1123418
nah

>>1123418
nah

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SORRY FOR MY AUTISTIC SPEED
The commies rule a large majority of the world
Weird stuff going on int he midwest
Fight going on for the cucked western Europe countries

>>1123459
Oh and your standard African caliphate emerges on the coast.
Also, im a risk OP virgin, so any way I can increase sped?

>>1123459
>The Empire of The Lone Star
>Dark Red
>Texas
>Nazi/Christian

>>1123459
Take the western united states.
And my autism has ceased q nd I figured it out make my religion yin/yang shot and my name New China.

>>1123459
Fill Australia

>>1123459
Fill Russia

>>1123459
Kick Green out of France, rest just fill France and West Germany

op you added my palis from two rounds ago but not my dubs from last round

>>1123534
I did add the dubs, I believe. Sorry for the confusion

>>1123459
Keep attacking orange. We want those commies out of Europe

Mupdate 4 coming soon, A U T I S M S P E E D

>>1123562
Oh, you are attacking me? Prepare for the storm, faggot.

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The USSR lives the dream.
"true communism" flourishes in Manchuria.
New China comes face-to-face with a Texan Nazi sect.
Commies and monarchees REEE in nrothern France

>>1123592
Oh and apparently Australia adopted an experimental form of Islamic Communism

>>1123592
Take western usa,but counterattack if attacked.

>>1123592
Keep attacking France

>>1123592
keep filling South America

>>1123644
Looks like France and Communism doesn't mix too well

>>1123592
OP you messed my roll up, he should be almost out of mainland Europe. Roll to kick out of mainland Europe

>>1123673
:^)

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New China creeps along the politically-weakened west coast.
Communism is eradicated from France by its total opposite.
Drug trade has increased in these past months

>>1123698
>>1123698
this is a very incompetent OP holy shit, i should still have t's but since you fucked up my previous rolls I am dead. fix it.

>>1123698
I have nothing to do with narcotics.

Please stop propagating such slander, it tarnishes the Escobar name.

FIIIIIIIIILL SOUTH AMERICAAAA

>>1123683
His dubs got you beaten to the ground, sorry 'bout that

>>1123698
Fill Scotland, spill France and Spain
>>1123705
He did your roll fine. And don't you know you shouldn't argue with the OP?

>>1123698
Fill Australia

>>1123705
just go join >>1123681
>>1123681
>>1123681

it's barely started

>>1123698
Take the west coast.

>>1123705
I'm socially recognized as incompetent in at least four different dimensions now :(

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>>1123726
actually he didnt you dicksucking twat
>>1123716
nope, if you had correctly done my roll he wouldn't had even been in mainland europe when he rolled dubs. this is what the map should look like right now

>>1123754
also OP, you dont have to fix. im going to relocate to the other thread

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South America viciously claims that drugs are NOWHERE near his location.
Rebel Commie groups still REEing in their lost land.
Australia purpl'd and west coast blue'd

>>1123803
sail to spain, annex iberia.

i need to corner the mark- i mean free the iberia from its evil oppressors

>>1123803
"Rebel Commie groups still REEing in their lost land."
"lost land"
more like OP purposely missing a roll, either that or an inability to do simple math. message to everyone else this is clearly rigged in neon green's favor, so don't even try.

>>1123819
Probably a combination of missing a role and math disability, desu

>>1123803
Fill France and Spain

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South America crosses the Atlantic and re-colonies its coasts.
The British Empire cleans up their commie mess

NO DAMN I MUST BAIL OUT OF HERE I AM A FAILURE! sorry for being a sh*t OP. This risk game has ended unless another OP wants to take action. This is why r9k lurkers like me should never partake in such advanced activities

>>1123903
>Ashkenazic Tribesmen
>religion: judaism
>government: that black hexagon (top right of government box)
>location: volga delta, northwest shore of Caspian sea
>color: light blue