>be American >get shot

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CAN

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YALL

SUCK

I think the americans win this thread

>>1117435
>be Yuropoor
>daughters get blacked by Sand-Jamal
>go to get loaf of bread and milk to feed 15 sandnigger infants
>get hit by a truck on way to market
>broken limbs resemble Muhammad
>Ahmed harassing people outside market notices your arm
>rapes you in street on way home
>fellow Yuropoors clap as your ass is enriched
>enrichment dripping out of ass as you hobble home
>Aabis notices you are a homosexual for being raped
>calls Ahmed over to beat you for being the victim of his rape

I'd rather be shot.

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LET

ME

DIE

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A

PAINFUL

DEATH

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FAT

NIGGER

DICK

>be shot
>get American

CUTTIN'

>>1117742
Myself

>>1117722
this is literally the first shitpost i've ever seen from a Swiss

btw guys good thread

>>1117775
Yup, gg /bant/

Best board on 4chan

>>1117435
>be Italian
>get mama mia'd

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FUCK

>>1117435
>only one of three murikans have a gun
If democracy meant anything in this country we'd not have guns. The latest president didn't even get the most votes. Why we have pretty much the worst voter turnout.

LEAFS

>>1117863
I smell a proxy

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>be amerishot

>shart

>>1117881
No I'm just a US commie. Not everyone on your website is the same person. Sorry that I didn't fall for you right winger memes.

>>1117435

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little USA hate post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" frog guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about what the USA doesn't actually do. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic USA-hating NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is ">BE AMERIFAT, >WAKE UP, >GET SHOT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>1117435
Hi Anon, I see you're Italian and I just wanted to let you know that I enjoy pineapple on pizza.

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>>1117435

>>1117756
same here anon

>>1117601
But niggers do all that in your country and you get shot on top of it

>>1117435
shit, I made this same thread because I didn't check the catalog

>>1121931

I'll take 20 niggers over one mudslime.