You wake up and only everyone in your country has turned into a furry, what do you do?
>>1114929
Grab all the guns and ammo i can carry and start shooting
>>1114929
get fucked by a pigeon
thats. pretty hot
Also you are a furry, you can give everything in your life and be a homeless human, or carry on as a furry
>>1114955
gay
>>1114929
Are pandas the niggers of the furry community or are racoons?
>>1115099
Oh yeah! I got dubs :D
>>1115105
Congrats
uhhh racoons I guess
>>1114929
>no single mom panda slag fucktoy
>>1115132
Fuck you.
carry on as normal
guess we're just furries now
>>1115144
This except now the furries wear human costumes now.
>>1115139
Be nice France! D:
>>1115158
It's luxembourg you uneducated retard.
>>1115153
yeah like, I don't think a whole lot of shit would be too different
as long as I have working hands with thumbs and can shitpost and play video games and do my job it's all good
obvious downsides are I'll have to brush and vacuum more
might also go bi, don't know if that's a downside or not but I'd still probably do it
>>1115138
furry slags make me cum
>>1115177
Oh no you don't, I ain't falling for that shit again.
>>1115105
>Oh yeah! I got dubs :D
>>1114929
a realy human furry thing would look fucking scary in real life cunt
I've prepared for this...
Harem time
>>1115224
shit i mean real
>>1115216
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>1115224
No it wouldn't.
>>1115251
it would not be all bright and animated
shit would look like it came from a horror film
>>1115226
bitch looks like a bee kicked the shit out of her left cheek
probably tried to eat a fucking flower
>>1115196
I didn't even know this was a subgenre
>>1115268
Well, yeah. It would look pretty horrifying if you made them look realistic.
>>1115288
furry tits would look gross
>>1115224
Everyone becomes 2D at the same time
>>1115336
how does 2d people work
>>1115347
Paper Mario or Flatland rules?
would furries have any universal rights recognized by humans?
>>1115370
how do i eat then
>>1115387
Should work like normal.
Killing spree.
>>1115347
We will figure it out
>>1115310
It is
>>1115354
Yes
>>1115391
but like
if you even eat something small youd get fat as shit coz your 2d
>>1115628
Think cartoons.
>>1115624
>sandland reacts to a situation by killing everybody
gee who would have thought
>>1114955
Thats a big bird
>>1115642
how does looking at other people work
like
your not looking at a screen
>>1115377
Yeah
>>1114929
No stds in the furry world.
>>1115654
You see a line since you'd be having a 1d image
Fucking furries. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing an anthropomorphic cat's clothes and licking her hairy body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute cat mouth and rough tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny paws scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her soft slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish meows and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd stroke your hands all over her hairy body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her claws dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. pretty sick.
>>1115670
well shit does that mean id fall in the gaps on wooden floors
>>1115687
Yes, that's why I prefer Paper Mario rules which is simply "don't think about it too hard"
>>1115681
Fucking furries. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing an anthropomorphic cat's clothes and licking her hairy body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute cat mouth and rough tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny paws scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her soft slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish meows and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd stroke your hands all over her hairy body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her claws dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. pretty sick.
>>1115691
but i dont wanna look at line people
>>1115701
Paper Mario is that everyone can still do everything that 3d people do without problems because it's 3d with 2d people
>>1115718
but the people are flat
A furry planet would be interesting but furries are too degenerate to even suggest the idea
>>1115770
Not a furry planet, the situation is that only your country in particular has turned into furries and the rest of the world carries on as normal.
>>1115867
Simple answer then.
Emigrate.
But I'll have to take some spiders with me to feel at home.
>>1115906
But you would remain as a furry too.
>>1115912
yes but abroad he would have the chance to earn a lot of money milking furries at dough
Wake up.
>>1115931
tru
>>1115912
Such faggotry is only as much of a trap as you let it be - it isn't like being a homo, you can pray the faggot furry away at, say, the temple of Brodin.
Can't beat em, join em I guess
>>1116000
Well I am not at the level of wearing fursuits around in public like a lot of people I know.
I just like the art.
move to America because i hate chavs
>>1116086
You would be an UK furry in normal US
>>1116155
stop ruining my plans
>>1114929
>>1114971
I'd panic and have an existential crisis for a day, realize the benefits of being a humanoid Fennec, and then carry on with my life.
Then again, bathing and cleaning myself would be a total chore with all this fur.
>>1116155
can I move to the US real quick and then we start the game?
>>1116470
arent furries haram?
>>1116511
I really don't know, the Quran says literally nothing about furries because it's an internet culture founded in the late 20th century.
I am just keeping religion out of this one and seeing how it would affect my personal life, but honestly, it'd be quite cool to see what animal other people would turn into if this ever happens.
>>1116511
Against the rules, it starts now, chav furry slags are best anyway
>>1116528
wouldn't furries be something similar to Jinns?
>>1116741
not a porn dump, just posting my new furry waifu, nothing pornographic here
>>1116655
Still not sure, jinns are spiritual and can take any materialistic physical body they please, furries would logically be physical only.
True
>>1116470
>realize the benefits of being a humanoid Fennec
Have millions of perverted furs worship you?
>>1116939
Nice.
>>1116888
further question, any known jinn porn in existence?
can this happen already
Train my dick to hibernate
>>1117040
it is happening tomorrow.
>>1117165
sweet
>>1114929
What kind of furry?
>2D
It`s fine.
>3D
Suicide
>>1117361
how would 2D even work irl?
>>1117380
not porn
>>1116994
I honestly don't know because the idea disgusts me, but according to Rule 34, if it exists then there will always be porn of it.
Jeez, I'm sure there's Aladdin Genie porn somewhere on the internet.
>>1115649
for you
>>1116909
Dude, that's not a benefit at all.
>>1117635
I'm pretty sure some of them would pay thousands of moneys to suck your dick.
>>1117699
The last thing I want is a fat furfag paying me with money to give me a sloppy service, maybe a 6/10 and above female furfags, but definitely no dudes.
>tfw no shark gf
>>1117410
don't think about it, be ignorant and happy
>>1117940
Well make sure that's your only porn post or you will be banned
>>1117968
DO NOT PROVOKE ME, HUMAN
>>1117985
I tried to warn you all but nobody would listen to me. Now witness the results of man's follies.
>>1114929
how did you know my fantasy
Join them
>>1117940
such good shading wasted on animal porn
>>1118307
animal porn best porn
Enjoy life
moooodsssssssss
>>1118848
Furries are allowed on bant
>>1115099
it's actual monkeys
>>1115224
dont worry about it
>>1118865
really? shit pls don't ban me
>>1115099
horses, they're ugly as fuck but muh big dick
>>1115099
zebras, definitely zebras
just ask Jay Naylor
also
POST BUFFALO BELL PLEASE GOD
>>1118932
>>1118944
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
BELL IS BEST
>>1118920
You don't seem them very often, I don't normally post furries. I thought this thread would be funny.
>you'll never be a kawaii birb ace
feels bad, nigga.
>>1118980
It's not furries in particular. It's the whole deal about posting about your fetish on /bant/.
I know the rules say "no porn dumps", but this board used to be practically free of all the overly sexualised shit. It was better that way.
>>1119071
Why are you so prudish, norway? did something happen?
>>1119071
What like 2 months ago? I saw furries here on day 1 of the board.
>>1119138
People posted a lot of weird shit the first few days that didn't stick around, mostly because we didn't want this to turn into /b2/.
>>1119230
This won't into /b2/
People aren't as edgy and porn dumps are not allowed which is pretty much all /b/ is.
>>1114929
Time to put my ar-15 and cold steel to good use.
>>1119413
No matter how you look at it this is still a furry thread.
This is /b/ tier content.
>>1114929
>>1120146
I guess.
I remember walking down my town center one day and there were people wearing ears and tails and shocking each other with shock collars saying it was nice.
Would you guys find that funny or just fucked up?
>>1120346
I'd feel jealous of their fun, and not ask to join thinking they'd probably say no
>>1120586
Well I just thought it was funny, I met better furries in my college. I was too scared to talk to them anyway.
>>1115196
Can I have some sauce please?
>>1120785
holy shit yankees are incompetent. its fucking signed, just look the dude up
>>1120794
I failed to notice that. Excuse me while I get preparations for suicide, if you want I'll livestream.
>>1114929
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.
I will take them all...
>>1114929
>step one
go to gas station, grab oil
>step two
break into nearby schools lab
>step three
produce ammunition for flamethrower
>step four
kill everything that isn't a cat, cats can stay
>>1120827
Nooo it's ok to make that mistake, just enjoy the furries now.
>>1120844
So furry cats are fine?
>>1118411
Shame I can't jerk off to it :(
In Poland it would be more or less like that .... +onions
>>1120935
Non furry cats, you underestimate the broadness of "everything", I'm burning the fucking forest down
>>1120990
scifijackrabbit
>>1121064
Thank you, have a Killer Queen.
bompe xd
>>1120949
y not
>>1122687
Coz it's a sin. I don't want to meet Hitler :( 2 minutes of pleasure aren't worth it.
>>1122938
you know you want to
>>1122954
Ofc I want to, but I won't. I keep watching with literally fully erected dick.
>>1122958
do it :^)
>>1122972
Nah
I'd finally be happy to live here for once
>>1122990
just a tickle
>>1123012
You won't break me, Satan. Begone snake.
Will move to Finland. Good I have its citizenship.
>>1123038
just poke it
>>1123038
How about girly furry males?
Wonder how I got to Canada
>>1123059
I'm ok with this, fellow furbong
>>1123076
why 3 days ago and not now?
>>1123085
Because 3 days ago I kneeled in front of icon of Jesus from my 1st communion and begged Him for forgiveness and promised to change my lifestyle.
>>1123106
do it tomorrow
>>1123106
Awwww, that's adorable.
>>1123124
No thanks, I prefer to not take the risk. Especially now, when shit can hit the fan at any moment.
>>1123146
God made artists who made furries, he wants you to fap to it
>>1123166
I'm not protestant, I don't believe in this. And you should consider dropping this degeneracy too. (hot degeneracy btw.)
>>1123195
Never
He'll forgive you
>>1123212
I doubt it. I was super asshole and big sack of shit all my life. I'm not so sure He will forgive me, but I guess it's better to repent my sins later than never.
>>1123252
can you not repent with your dick in your hand?
>>1123272
I'm afraid that's not how it works.
>>1123282
sad
>>1123297
Welp. It's time for sleep to me, it's 4 am already. Thanks for bumping, I didn't jerk off but enjoyed it. Have something too :^)
>in4 b&
>>1123320
nice, sleep tight anon
RIP thread probably
Commit genocide
>>1123398
pls don't
>>1123424
I will.
>>1123468
y tho
>>1123500
I'm insane.
>>1123525
pretty edgy desu
>>1123764
i wish to see kibbles' bits
Here's the hottest pic of Kibbles i have.
>fur threads are a thing
I TOLD THEM IT WAS /TRASH2/ BUT THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
>realize this is /bant/
Well fuck, guess i'm off to the gas chambers. See you in 2 days guys.
>>1124100
Delete your post and say sorry to mods
>>1124056
me too
>>1124090
:^) welcome
>>1124126
How are you britbong?
>>1124130
horny as always
>>1116470
Why a fennec?
>>1124184
D-don't be so lewd
>>1124184
You must be tired too. It will be 5 soon, I hate it when it is light outside before you go to bed.
>>1124212
C-cute!
CUTE!
>>1115649
para tú
>>1124212
I have a wonderful sleep pattern
>>1124193
just being honest, how are you doing leaf?
>>1114929
>what do you do?
All of the things.
>>1123106
>pray to jesus
>still posting in furry thread
just leave or try to convert them, you're not being a good christian either way right now
>>1124615
God is a furry
the very first sculptures made by man were of animal people
some angels are described as having the heads of beasts
this is proof that God made people with a furry predisposition
>>1124721
This, britbong basically has it.
>>1124804
yes, praise the lord
ban all fucking furfags
>>1124846
misuse of ass blowery should be banned.
>>1124846
Blow it out your ass :^)
>>1124877
Blow it out your ass.
>>1124721
s'true. just ask egypt
>>1124877
GIVE THE ASS A BLOWJOB
Blow me with your ass
im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum but im all out of gum
blow it down my ass
>>1124930
how about i blow your ass to uranus
>>1124957
hot
uwO
>>1125028
dont get b& m8
>>1125044
it isn't porn or a dump
porn would be where the doohickey goes in the pee hole or when there's sex fluid
>>1125066
>porn would be where the doohickey goes in the pee hole
>being this new
>>1125066
wrong, but we'll see
>>1125074
what did you mean by this
>>1125100
fine
it's only porn if it was made explicitly for sexual arousal and not artistic integrity, character design, storytelling, world building or cute
>>1125116
really makes you think
Guys I just woke up and this thread still exists. What the fuck
>>1125142
you're welcom
>>1125131
not an argument you stupid furfag
>>1123195
YEAH BOI! Fellow Catholic-fag! Keep from harming this child, for it is now officially my precious bby.
>>1125153
autism in practise
>>1125189
that
isn't an argument either lol
>>1125151
Kys
>>1125224
that's not an argument :^)