comfy

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I like /comfy/ threads, we should have them more often

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>>1114264
have you got anything planned for today OP?

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>>1114328
did you end up going to the beach the other day?

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>>1114361
My family did, I didn't. It's fine though, I dont like the beach much anyways

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I think I'll play some geimus today.

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>>1114327
not really

i'll probably ride my bike around town or something later for something to do

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>>1114375
do you live near the beach?
I find it weird that some people would consider going to the beach a "holiday", because I'm within 15 minutes of two beaches
>>1114378
what games?
i'm replaying psychonauts at the minute

>>1114393
I was thinking of playing some 100%OJ campaign so I can unlock some levels to host games on.

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>>1114393
i want to live on a comfy little island country

i've only ever been to a beach a couple times

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>>1114393
Well it isnt far but definitely not that close, just shy of 2 hours.

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Who else /likes to take walks but can't because they're afraid they'd get jumped in this part of town/ here?

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>>1114457
I don't have that problem, but I do like going for walks

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>>1114457
I'd say I do but this town is too safe for that to happen.

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>>1114457
I have to worry about bears instead

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>>1114457
I live in a pretty small town, I'm just afraid of what people will think of me if they see me walking alone. I might even meet people I know.

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>>1114457
Same
>Go back to England for holidays
>Cool, it's hot and I can walk down the park and lakes
>3 stabbings already in the month, five burglaries and someone's house got torched in the same town
>I'll just sit in the garden and read then

Honestly I monitor the crime watch page for the major town next door just for the shits and giggles but I don't want to walk through their parks for the life of me

what's everyone listening to?
I've had this on loop for the past couple days, since another anon posted it an a comfy thread
https://soundcloud.com/offthejump/headhaunter-scumbag-blues

>>1114513
I was about to ask this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9snMjrIW_Y

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>>1114457
Don't really have that problem.
There's alot of stray dogs in my part of the city but most of them will leave you alone.

>>1114513
Ohh you know, the usual stuff (atmospheric metal)

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>step on trap card on card tile
>bad pudding
>lose 1 pudding
>draw 1 pudding

>>1114490
Woah. England is criminal.

>>1114520
There's bgm in this game and it's not bad.

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>>1114465
I like walks too, but I'm staying with my parents for the summer and I don't like where they're currently living. It isn't super sketchy, but I dont want to take chances. I miss walking to class!
>>1114474
Do you have bear repellent?
>>1114480
>what people will think
Probably that you're going on a walk
>>1114490
Oh wow you have it much worse than me. I just know there have been shooting, kidnappings, muggings in the past but nothing super recent, nothing like arson

>>1114535
>Do you have bear repellent?
Yeah, my spray and horn. And if that fails I have my tiny knife so... Well at least no one will miss me.

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>>1114535
>walking to class
what are you studying?

>>1114547
Ya ever get lonely out there on that island anon?

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>>1114541
Are they grizzlies? That must be scary
>>1114547
My major is chemitry. Mein Nebenfach ist Deutsch

>>1114564
No, I'm lucky and just have black bear
Either way if one attacked, I'd be dead

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>>1114541
In what fucking town do you live in?
You must live in the middle of nowhere if you have to carry bear repellent with you.

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>>1114557
sometimes.
i've never been a very social person. I'm usually content with my music and vidya
>>1114564
I probably would have done chemistry if there was a course for it on island. but it was like 1/4 the price to do an IT course, which was my second choice

>>1114580
You're right!
I live in a little village in the middle of the woods, more or less. I like the peacefulness but I kinda wish I had more stores and junk.

>>1114588
At least we have each other, Anon.

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>>1114592
That actually sounds pretty gomfy...
I live in a city of 90 000 people, feels bad man.

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>>1114564
toll

ich hab auch für ein paar jahre deutsch studieren. aber mit gespräch bin ich noch immer ein bißchen schlecht

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>>1114604
My village has less than 500 people

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>>1114604
>your city has a larger population than my country

>>1114611
>country
Don't kid yourself, buddy.

>>1114615
we're technically an independent nation, thus a country

>>1114628
I know. I was just goofing ya.

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>>1114534
Nah. It's just a low income heavy druggie area.
I live in a council house that my family ended up buying. It's worth fuck all because of the area.

>>1114535
Arson is real common. On the way to taking my ma to the local knitting club there was a burnt out motor bike with police tape around it asking for witnesses for what happened there.
You drive like 30 mins up the motorway and it's a nice chill countryside.

>>1114592
I was in Saint John, NB on placement and I got really freaked out how quiet it was. I've always lived in urban areas so going to a a dead quiet place where it was 40 mind to the local wall mart creeped me out.
None of the roads had lights on them either.
No wonder why you guys hit deer so much.

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>>1114611
>isle of man: 87,780
>philadelphia: 1.56 million

i don't know what to make of this

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>>1114607
>>1114611
>Mfw there's people outiside right now playing basketball (there's a playground outside of my apartment building) and it's pissing me the fuck off
>Mfw I'm surrounded by corn and wheat fields on one side of the city and a river on the other side.
>Mfw the nearest rural town is 23 kilometers away.
>Mfw the nearest national park/forest is 30 kilometers away

I want out of this shithole.

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>>1114642
>I got really freaked out how quiet it was
I guess if you're not used to it it would be a little spooky. I personally love it, the sounds of birds and frogs singing you to sleep is just...

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>>1114573
Well I'm sure it's plenty dangerous, but black bears aren't really people killers as far as I'm aware; just scaredy cats. But that's easy for me to say when I don't have to stare them in the face
>>1114588
Everything is the same price here, but IT is probably better nonetheless. I'm not super sure what I'll be doing with this degree.
>>1114606
Ja ich auch. Deutsche sagen mir immer: du bist so schlimm oder dies ist nicht richtig, aber ich denke, dass ich ziemlich gut bin. Natürlich ist mein Wortschatz nicht so groß aber ich versuche

>>1114683
if I wanted to do the chemistry degree I would have had to go off island, which would have made it really expensive. I like IT anyway

>>1114683
The only time you have to worry about black bears is when they have a cub desu

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>>1114683
ja

wenn ich probiere, zum beispiel die nachrichten zu anhören kann ich fast gar nichts verstehen

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>>1114676
When I got used to it, it was heaven. It was weird though, I caught a tan and had more barbecues out there than I ever did back in France.
I saw snow for the first time too while out there, got chased by a raccoon the size of a small child.
I really got into QMJHL too while out there. I've never been a fan of the NHL but they were much more exciting and wild.

>>1114732
many thanks Daniel spectre

>>1114692
May I ask in which province of canada do you live in?

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>+4 atk buff and that christmas bunny plays that stat reversing card
This game can be emotional.

>>1114726
You should try camping in the middle of the woods Anon. It's so comfy but can be a little spooky, like the time some linx started screaming at 3AM.

https://youtu.be/rbmObjwrB5U?t=64

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>>1114692
IT has a lot more jobs anyways; that's good. Speaking of which, how is that going? Weren't you doing some sorta interview or something that you needed clothes for?
>>1114716
>Nachrichten
Ich schaue einfach Anime mit deutschen Dubs an desu. Deutsche haben keine guten Sendungen
>>1114741
What're you playing?

>>1114755
100%OJ
I just had my own rocket dropped at me. Cruel.

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>>1114747
Have you ever been camping?
If yes, do you have any camping stories?

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>>1114755
the interview went well, I should find out if I got the job in the next week or so.
The shoes completely fucked up my feet though. the friction tore all of the skin off my heel and i've started getting blisters.

>>1114766
Yeah but honestly nothing eventful ever happens to me. The spookiest thing was those lynx I mentioned earlier.
I guess you can call it both lucky and unlucky I haven't had any incidents.

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>>1114747
I have heart conditions, I don't need that. Christ.

I was thinking of doing so when I was put there, since the campus was surrounded by woods. I didn't know the extend of wild life other than deer sticking their heads through windows, I decided against it.

Comfy country though, I'd like to retire out there when I'm older.

>>1114778
Yeah, thoose lynx sound fucking creepy.
If I was camping and heard that, I would think it was a fucking Drekavac, and probably would have ran home like a pussy.

>>1114794
Spooked me for a few minutes, just got annoying when they did it for over an hour.

>>1114791
It's a great place to retire to
Be sure you get a cabin near a nice lake if ya don't mind mosquitoes too much

>>1114804
What did you think it was when you heard it for the first time?

>>1114820
I guess I'm getting old and rational because I just thought it was lynx even though I had no idea they could make that noise.
I was with a buddy at the time and he was arguing that it was some kind of bird, maybe an owl.

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>>1114827
Yeah you're much more rational then me.
I probably would have tought it was a Drekavac or a Psoglav or some other creature from our fucked up mythology.

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>>1114777
I'm glad to hear it went well but wtf, did you not wear socks?

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>>1114839
one of them skin-walkers?

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>>1114765
What am I looking at? This just seems hectic

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>>1114849
No, not skinwalkers.
We have much, MUCH more fucked up cryptids.
I'll tell you about them if you want, but they're pretty fucking disgusting.

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>>1114848
shitty cheap leather shoes from shoezone. never again.

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>>1114871
Yeah do it! I like filling my head with scary stories of monsters in the woods.
Makes campfires more fun!

>>1114876
>Shoezone
Man even in the Essex shithole they went out of business.
Cheap shoes are one thing but those are Chinese toilet tier for just falling apart and fucking your feet.

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>>1114903
at least i'm employing the 3rd world

>>1114869
...You don't have 100%OJ?
What, are you even human?

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>>1114876
Oh damn. That was just after one time?

>>1114876
Bandage that shit my boy

>>1114889
Ok I warned you, they're pretty fucked up.
First we have the Drekavac, >>1114871 pic related
They're bassiacly souls of children that have died before they were baptized and so, they came back to life as a fucking zombie/gremling hybrid looking thing.
The name "Drekavac" derives from the word "drečati" whitch means "to scream"
So it's name literally means "the screamer"
They roam the woods/countryside and fucking scream all night, they also attack people and livestock.
The only way to kill it is to baptize it or burn it.


I'll tell you about the Psoglav if you want to.

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>>1114925
I wore them for about 3 hours, probably walked less than 3 miles/5 kilometres in them. they also fucked up my toes

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>>1114924
I think so, and not discount either. I'm guessing the game is fun
>>1114949
You need new shoes

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>>1114947
Th-that's not scary at all haha
Tell me about the Psoglav now

>>1114923
I suppose.
I should buy something from Primark to do my bit I guess.

>>1114947
That's pretty neat. Tell some more
I feel kinda silly being scared of the Carcolh and Gargoyles when I was a kid in comparison.

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>>1114949
>>1114876
Holy shit.
Three hours.
You could tape a knifeset to your feet and end up with more intact skin.

>>1114949
Hey I need your Tsumugi >>>/b/ image real quick please

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>>1115098

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>>1114969
>>1115072
This one, is actually not that scary.
It's bassiacly a Werewolf.
They have a head of a dog, a body and arns of a man and legs of a horse.
They also have only one eye.
They kill and eat people, they also dig up graves and eat the corpses.


I'll tell you about Baba Roga if you guys wanna hear more.

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>>1115101

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>>1115113
It's like a scary furry OC
Keep posting about your monsters, Anon. This is pretty neat.

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>>1115125

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>>1115127
Next, the Baba Roga.
Theese are pretty similar to the Russian Baba Yaga
They're witches that live in the woods, eat people (especially little children) and cast curses upon unsespecting villages (kinda like villages like yours)
They can also revive corpses from the dead and turn thoose corpses into vampires

Alot of women got killed in the times of Medieval Serbia because the people thought that they were the Baba Roga.

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>>1115170
>kinda like villages like yours
Thanks, Anon...

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>>1115198
Want more?
We have plenty of nightmare fuel.

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>>1115221
Yeah this is neat

>>1115221
Lurking waiting for more

>>1115131
Where'd ya go bloody foot island anon?

>>1115275
i'm lurking, waiting for more serbian folklore

>>1115286
You bandage your foot up yet?

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>>1115235
Next we have the "Leptirica"
Bassiacly a Serbian female vampire.

They come in the form of a night botterfly (as the name says, because the word "leptir" means botterfly)
They can also come in a form of a woman, however they have a row of sharp teeth, so they try to hide their mouths.
They seduce men and then they drain them of their blood.

Alot of women ALSO got killed back in the medieval times because people tought that they were the Leptirica.

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>>1115170
i've heard about the same thing happening here

if someone was accused of witchcraft, they would be tied to a stone and thrown into a river. if they drowned, they would know they weren't a witch. if they escaped, it was because they were a witch so they would be burned at the stake

>>1115296
no, currently soaking them in water

>>1115298
I'm starting to the the ancient serbians just didn't like women...
>>1115305
good call, clean out all those germs. don't want my island bro getting an infection

>>1115319
>Implying anyone likes women
Anyway, want more?

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>>1115356
Yee I want more

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>>1115366
Next we have the Bauk

The Bauk is told to hide in abandoned houses, holes and caves.
They wait and then grab their victims, and then carry them away and eat them.
But they are extremly fat and clumsy
They can be killed with fire, and scared away with noise and light.
They produce this earee sound that sounds like fingernails scraping against wood.
If they ever go out in the sun, they will immidiatly die.

>>1115366
Also I'm kinda running out of cryptids and creatures to talk about. There's a few more, but that's about it.

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>>1115625
B-but I always go into abandoned houses

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>>1115675
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
THE BAUK WILL GET YOU.

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>>1115684
Bring it on

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>>1115695
Make sure to bring a flashlight with you.
They're scared of light.
And if shit goes down, just burn the house down.

Btw I only have one more legend/creature to talk about.

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>>1115719
>the old abandoned house near me was burned down
D-do you think it was someone trying to escape the bauk?

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>>1115729
OH MY GOD
THE BAUKS HAVE REACHED CANADA.

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>>1115748
NO SOMEONE SAVE THE MOOSE

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>>1115766
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
BURN EVERYTHING.

>>1115766
The day of the rake has come. Not at the hands of man, but those of the Serbian beast

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>>1115785
You got it senpai
So what's that final spook?

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>>1115804
The Nami (no, not the one piece character)
Now I don't know if this is exclusivly Serbian mythology but I've heard about them.

They are souls of the children that got lost in the woods.
They roam the woods at night, and they glow appariantly.
They try to lurk children into the woods by mimicing voices of little children.
They then confuse the kids that are lost in the woods and leave them to starve.
Once they die, they become the Navi.
The only way to kill them is to somehow get their souls out of the fucking woods, if that fails just burn them (I'm starting to see a patern here).

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>>1115870
>if that fails just burn them
I love Serbian mythology

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>>1115880
Yeah, for some reason, It seems that my ancient ancestors were a bunch of pyromaniac Slavs who liked to burn shit.

so now that we're done with Serbian folklore what do you want to talk about?

>>1115904
Ohh geez, Anon. I'm not an interesting enough to start a good conversation.
I'll just start spouting memes.

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>>1115920
So, what do you think if our folklore Anon?

>>1115936
Lot better than the aboriginal folklore we have up here desu.
As a misogynistic pyromaniac, the focus of women hate and burning things just speaks to me.

>>1115948
Aww thanks, I'm flattered.
Is there anything more you want to know?
There's a shit tone of legends here too.

>>1115972
Any spooky old haunted castles?

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>>1116009
No, not really.
We have castles, they're just not haunted.
When I say legsnds, I'm talking about folk heroes who fought the Byzantines, Bulgars, Magyars (modern day Hungarians) and Turks.
Some of theese were real historical people, some of them were not.
So, what do you say, wanna hear about them?

>>1116034
Yeah sure why not?
Would be neat to learn,I bet island lurk anon will like it too

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>>1116056
Alright then.
Grab some popcorn and a drink.
If anyone else is lurking in the thread tell me.
With that being said let's start.

Also tell me when you got popcorn and a drink.
Then I'll start.

It's pretty /comf/ at work right now.

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>>1116056
You there?
Should I start?

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>>1116069

Anyone interested in joining a minecraft /bant/-/pol/ server?
Politicraft.mcnode.net

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>>1116069
got me snacks
let's go

>>1116160
ALRIGHT LET'S BEGIN.

>>1116159
that sounds kinda comfy desu
shame i don't have minecraft

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>>1116160
The first folk here we have is a guy by the name of "Marko Kraljević"
He existed in real life, and we don't know much about him other than:
He lived in the 14th century, started out as a Turkish rebel, then became their Vassal and then died while fighting the Vallachians.
Now, there's a shit tone of stories about him, one of them being "Marko drinks vine during the Rammadan". Bassiacly in the story, he fought a battle against the Turks and then, as an act of deffiance, he proceeded to drink vine during the month of Rammadan (this is because the Turks are muslims and he wanted to offend them). There's an absolute fuck load of stories about this motherfucker so I can't tell all of them.

Now, in real life he became a vassal to the ottomans after being a rebel.
So you might ask why is he a folk hero.

Well bassiacly, after his death, the Battle of Ankara happened.
And the Ottomans were too weak to hold their territories in Serbia, so Serbia broke away from the Empire
It is because he was a rebel, and then died just in time for Serbia to become it's country, that he became a folk hero.

Sorry if it took long to write.
So, what do you think about our most well known folk hero?

>>1116259
>So, what do you think about our most well known folk hero?
offends muslims and doesn't afraid of nothing
10/10

>>1116159
i'll get minecrap just to play there kek

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>>1116268
YES. TANKS ALOT
Sorry if it took long to write, want more?
We have alot of stories about theese fuckers.

>>1116259
>doesn't like towelheads
nice guy

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>>1116285
Yeah keep going
I'm enjoying learning this stuff

>>1116278
Please do
We need more guys

>>1116305
Ok, I'll tell you about some Hajduks.
Hang in there, this might take a long time to write.

>>1116324
take all the time you need senpai

>>1116313
is it the legal, PC or PS4?

>>1116339
PC

>>1116345
legal?

>>1116350
Yes

>>1116355
ok, thx, ill join you too later, the server is running 24/7?

>>1116363
Yes it is goy

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I'm not comfy at all

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>>1116406
feel better?

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>>1116406
What's stopping your comfy?

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>>1116305
Let me tell you about a guy called "Stari Novak"
He was a real person, and he was also a Hajduk (a rebel against the Ottoman Empire)
He became a hajduk at a young age after he was captured and beaten by Turks.
He eventually became a captain of his Hajduk group, and then helped fight the Ottomans during the Long Turkish war.
He fought under Michael the Brave, and bassiacly was a thorn in the side of the Ottomans.
Now, there's not that many folk tales about him, however he is still well known in parts of Serbia.
Some folk tails about him enclude "Starina Novak and Knez Bogosav"

He helped liberate the cities of Tergoviste,Bucharest and Giurgiu.
He single handedly liberated the city of Plevna with only 1,500 soldiers,

Sorry for the long wait, what do you think?

OH SHIT HOW LONG DID IT TAKE ME TO WRITE ALL OF THIS.

>>1116445
13 minutes
>>1116437
You guys should liberate muslims nowadays

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heya, glad we're still feeling comfy here.

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>>1116457
Soo, what do you think of our folk hero?

>>1116473
he seemed like a badass
we need more men like him

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>>1116485
I agree.
What do you think, If he was somehow alive today and he had to fight ISIS, who would win?

>>1116503
I dunno, could old military minds really comprehend new age warfare?

>>1116540
Probably not,but we'll never know.

What else should we talk about.

>>1116560
what you listening to anon?

>>1116567
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjJXI6I2CLM&t=144s

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>>1116575
Hey this isn't half bad

>>1116594
Thank you.
I wanna give you some life advise now.
Do you wanna know what it is?

>>1116575
Not what I expected. Thought it would be this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=FIcxqVRLEWI

>>1116608
Wh-what is it Uncle Serbia?

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>>1116623
If you're ever having troubles in life, just remember what the old Serbian folk stories have tought you.

Whenever there's a problem, the answer is ALWAYS beating women and burning shit.

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>>1116637
>Whenever there's a problem, the answer is ALWAYS beating women and burning shit.
Bless you Serbia

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Very comfy indeed

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>>1116640
Glad I could help out.

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>>1114264
Super confy tho kind of sick. Thinking of the world and stuff

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>>1116640
Well, I gotta go now.
I will see you in the next comfy thread my Leaf friend.

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>>1116672
See ya Serbian bro

>>1114474
One time this canadian dude told me about bear repellent, I coudl BEARLY believe it

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Have you guys did any team sports in the past?
We could share some field stories, i have a bunch because i played soccer literally everyday when i was young, but you're probably not interested

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>>1116681

>>1114871
please tell us!!!

>>1116677
NEVERMIND.
I'M BACK.

If you want an explenation, I'll tell you what happened.

>>1114947
tell us more! and post drawings if you have

>>1115113
Baba Roga for the win

>>1116739
Well I gotta know

>>1116684
Go ahead and share them bud

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>>1116759
About 15 minutes ago, my friend called me and said that he was having problems with his laptop and that mabey I could come over and help him.
I stayed on this thread for about 10 more minutes and then decided to go help him.
The MOMENT i stepped foot outside of my apartment, he called me and said he fixed it.

that motherfucker.

>>1116871
show up anyway

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>>1116886
Nah, I'd rather stay here than beat my friend's ass.

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>>1116886
Also I screencapped this.

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>>1116940

>>1116954
If you're ever in a comfy thread, and you see a serbian flag, just show me that picture and I'll know it's you.

>>1116980
gotcha senpai

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>>1116763
>be me
>around 12 at the time
>stereotypical fat nerdy kid
>bullied and shit
>see some guys playing football (or as americans call it "soccer")
>not join because social anxiety and shit
>go home
>"Well, it would be pretty neat if i'd learn how to play it"
>holidays started
>i spent half of them watching games and analysing every single tactic, move or anything that the pros did
>i decided that i'll play goalkeeper (not only i was fat, but i actually liked the position)
>the second month of holidays started
>i went to a shop and bought a ball
>nobody wanted to even play with me (and i was just too autistic to ask)
>i had an idea that i will throw the ball against a wall of my house and catch it
>i started to work on the technique
>"i'm not that bad kek"
>i started playing from the morning to nighttime everyday

and that's how i got into soccer (and sports overall).

i have better stories than that ofc, just wanted to tell how it all started

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>>1114457
this so much living in gangsters paradise has its limits

>>1116684
I do american football and wrestling, I'm not bad either

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>>1116990
Hey, we talked about Serbian folklore, but can you tell me some Canadian folklore?
I already know about Skinwalkers and Wendigos, but do you have anything else?
If yes, please tell me.

>>1116991
Sounds like something gramps would say

>>1117049
I actually have a good creepy story straight out of my summer camp. It's a true one too. if anyone wants to hear I'm happpy to tell

>>1116991
tell the better stories
>>1117049
The only two big ones are the two you mentioned unfortunately, that or I'm just horrible uneducated about my country's legends

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>>1117064
DO IT

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>>1117049
have you heard about the tokoloshe , its like a small water troll that can become invisble when drinking water the blacks are shit scared of them they put their beds on bricks so the tokoloshe cant grab them, they also believe that people with blue eyes are water gods and demons

>>1117089
Well, what did you expect?
If you wanna know folk stories from my country just scroll up and you'll find them.

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>>1117110
didnt expect much i never do , wanna hear something that wil activate those almonds? , they believe if you rape a baby and shower afterwards it wil cure your aids , thx for the stories pretty comfy desu

>P.S plz send help i need to get out of this shithole thx thx

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>>1117161
>they believe if you rape a baby and shower afterwards it will cure aids

3.5 billion years of evolution led up to this.

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>>1117161
>they believe if you rape a baby and shower afterwards it wil cure your aids

>>1117088
>be early-mid 2000's
>Boy Scout camp
>Staff is having what they call a "cracker barrel" where basically when everyone is asleep they have food in the dining hall (think antipasto or a cheese platter)
>some guy starts taking some food
>he's wearing a red scarf, covers most of his face
>nobody recognizes him
>guy walks up to red scarf guy
>"Hey-"
>Red scarf guy runs away
>probably some stupid teenager trying to get free food
>Next day
>Red scarf guy is standing in a parking lot where everyone is
>definitely not a stupid teenager
>they call the ranger (they used to have a ranger with a gun and everything)
>Ranger shows up and goes to talk to the guy
>red scarf pushes a kid out of the way and starts running
>ranger takes aim and shoots him
>everyone is in shock
>walks up to the dead man
>fucking gets up and sprints across the lot again
>Shoots him again
>he's dead
turns out he was a migrant worker high on meth and he fucked into our camp. It's a true story, and there are lots of other stories about the camp if you guys wanna hear them.

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>>1117208
Holy fuck dude...

>>1117208
>Be American

>>1117208
rip red scarf guy , do you have more camp stories?

>>1117262
a fair few, but they're paranormal and questionable. to be fair though I thought I saw a ghost once there.

>>1117261
Hey, I have a question.

>>1117275
what is it friendo?

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>>1117273

>paranormal and questionable

mmmhhhh i'll bite give 'em to me

>>1117282
In what province of Canada do you live in?
If you don't wanna answer it, I'm completely fine with that.

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>>1116991
>school year starts
>i've gotten a little thinner and stronger than i was before
>PE lessons start (our teacher would just give us a ball and tell us to play whatever we want kek)
>got picked last
>pretty nervous (even tho it was just a PE match)
>"c-can i go on the goal mates?"
>"sure anon, just don't fuck the whole game up like everytime"
>the game starts
>there's an attempt on my goal
>i jump into it and just pretty much made an easy catch (tho from my fatass 12yr old perspective it was a worldclass save kek)
>the lesson ends
>everyone are making compliments about me being a good keeper (nobody else knew how to play in the goal kek)
>ff 3 years of casual playing
>15 at the time
>not fat anymore, i was just chubby then
>skills increased
>made some friends (as autistic as me but still)
>play with them every weekend for whole day
and now quick story how i almost lost my fucking balls one day
>playing in the goal as usual, practicing penalties and freekicks with my classmates
>one guy who played at an actual club wanted to play with us
>we agreed
>"i'm gonna shoot some freekicks and go home"
>"whatever, go on mate"
>he shoots a fucking meteor right at me
>ok, i'm gonna just ca...
>"OH MY FUCKING BALLS HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW HELP FUCKING ANYBODY HELP" i thinked
>he runs up to me
>"oh shit sorry dude"
>i get up
>calmly say goodbye and go home
>walk into my room
>scream as loud as i can to cease the pain a little
>couldn't walk for the rest of the day and my stomach hurted as hell
it isn't that interesting but i'll write anyway because it brings me memories kek

>>1117298
The worst one

>>1117307
British Columbia?

>>1117310
Much worse

>>1117317
Ontario?

>>1117294
kk, here's a smaller one.

>guy has to go to lake to be lifeguard
>quickest path is through abandoned and supposedly haunted campsite
>goes down and uses latrine there to pee
>a few hours later and he comes up the same way he went down and needs to pee again
>no latrine to be found

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>>1117331
Yep

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Good afternoon everyone.

How is everyone doing?

>>1117350
Why is Ontario the worst province?
Please explain.

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>>1117356
comfy and sleepy

>>1117356
doin pretty well MNbro

>>1117356
Hello, we were just talking about folk stories and other stuff, you missed out alot...

>>1117363
a third of the population of California but twice the debt

>>1117381
low population is good imo :3

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>>1117381
Oh shit...

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>>1117371
Good to hear

>>1117376
You got any more mugs?

>>1117378
:( Sorry I missed it

Sleeping in will do that to you I guess

>>1117397
yeah that's nice but our government is braindead

>>1117411
Sure, I'll make another mug. any requests?

>>1117419
yeah, that's not so good...

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>>1117411
If you wanna read about them just scroll up.

Wait what? he shot him just because he started to run and pushed a kid?

>>1117208
>>1117441
meant to select this one

>>1117441
It's a camp with lots of kids, and it had literally just gotten back into business after being closed a few years. the last thing they wanted was a pedophile or something trying to hurt kids and get the camp sued. he was trespassing on private property so he did what he had to do.

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Here's a question for EVERYONE.

If you could describe your town/city in 5 words or less, what would it be?

>>1117472
Rich, persian, drug-addicted Jews

>>1117472
Peaceful and out of the way

>>1117472
Tiny retarded town

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>>1117472
Boring, poor

>>1117472
Thug, ghetto, park, boring, exurb

>>1117485
>>1117494
>>1117498
>>1117507
>>1117531
That's... interesting.
If I had to describe my city I would say:

The air is poison.

My city is infamous for it's many Factories, so there's a shit tone of air pollution here.

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So, what does everyone wanna talk about?

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>>1117304
Now about my first competitive game
>16
>think about starting playing in an actual club
>there was one nearby, low level but at least i could play competitive (they had an actually good stadium with decent grass, which was pretty rare then)
>first day
>already had some friends in there because they were playing pickup games on the non-club field where i played
>i trained there, and once the main keeper was sick and couldn't go to a game
>i was the second one so i had to be picked
>"anon, you will play in the first squad tommorow as we don't have anyone else" said the coach
>nervous as fuck, my first real game
>"ok, i'll do that, why wouldn't i? i'll play like a pro, i can do that, right? can i?"
>whistle blows
>hands are shaking
>and my defenders were completely crap
>one guy from my defence fouls a dude near the penalty field
>freekick
>i jump into the air
>extend my arms
>everything feels like in slow motion (i'm not kidding, just like everything was 90% slower)
>the ball touches my gloves
>i fall onto the ground
>it hurted but i was the most happy man in the fucking world right at that moment
>the match ended 0-0 so it felt like i saved my team from losing

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I'm going to sleep, lads. Keep on being comfy and posting stories!
I'll see ya in the next one.

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>>1117472
comfy little rural village

i don't think i would survive in the city for a long time, i'd freak out there probably

>>1117612
sleep well, leafy

also I'm working on a mug right now

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>>1117612
Good night Leaf bro.
Also have fun with all thoose monsters I told you about.

>>1117556
The air in my '"'tiny retarded town"'" also smells like death. I cant step outside without my nostrils physically cringing from the dank fumes.

>>1117612
Goodnight leafbud

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Fuck, I think I'm gonna go too.
Bye everyone.

What's everyone up to today?

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hey guys mind if i join the tread?

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>>1117472
A city, but not really

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>>1117744
About to eat some soup

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>>1117472
beautiful, medium-small, comfy,

>>1117757
not at all, bro

>>1117764
what kind of soup anon?

>>1117346
SPOOKEY , did somebody steal the toilet ? happens here often

This thread happened pretty early today didn't it? Anyway hello again /gomfy/
>tfw posting from my laptop and don't have all my nice scenery pictures

>>1117860
I swear I always have a pink ID

>>1117836
we assume it's just the haunted site.

PS making mugs, any requests?

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>>1117804
Chicken noodle

>>1117886
ah, tasty. I just made some chicken-cayenne ramen earlier.

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>>1117875
make me this one 'ill send you all the nigger coins i have

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>>1117744
Not much, just finished making a meme

I'm debating what to do to for the rest of today. I'll probably just play Kaiserreich.

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>>1117966
Here (You) go

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>>1117969
May we see said meme?

PS what's everyone listening to? I'm shocked I've only discovered these guys recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnkQAeMbIM

>>1118048
a random kpop playlist I found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Aesl8AUCQ

>>1118048
Nothing right now since I'm still at work, but I was listening to Opeth's Blackwater Park earlier.

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>>1118048
I'm listening to one of the live lo-fi streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU3srXqYAO0

here's my meme

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>>1118048
i've currently got a generic lofi hip hop playlist on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M78EWZlCvE
I was really disappointed by the new gorillaz album, it wasn't at all what i'd hoped for

>>1118088
I see a lot of those. Theyre ok. Currently listening to some nice electro swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0u90QZLjl8&t

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>>1118015
yay , here you go sir payment as promised

>>1118101
I've only just really listened to them, but to my knowledge the musicians don't stay the same, right?

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>>1118112

>>1118115
hahahahae thank you my african friend

>>1118131
honey not in front of the kids

>>1118120
in their latest album there was a large focus on featured artists. the musicians stayed the same, but they did very little actual singing in it.

>>1118048
Been listening to a couple of the atmospheric black metal albums Serbbro posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaoVdzo00lI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjJXI6I2CLM

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>>1118132
prob worth $2 , enjoy

>>1118154
I gotcha, I'm still exploring so I'll take a look

>>1118161
eldamar is good , think the album is made by one guy alone could be wrong