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g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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because i got some puss :)
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>>745530257
that's great man.
what did you do when you got it ?
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>>745530186
Because ever since I started on Fluoxetine I've killing life.
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>>745530186
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>>745530186
Hey! It's the KILL YOURSELF gif thread guy! How you doin, mate?
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Why do you post this everyday?
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>>745530384
nice.
what drug is that ?
>>745530521
i'm fine. how are you anon?
>>745530606
don't know.
how r u today ?
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>>745530186
I see what you're doing OP. These threads are a service to those on the edge, near the Brink. This is inspiring.
I won't kill myself today because I've got a new girlfriend, and she's wonderful, and I've got a new job (working 3 jobs now) and it's pretty awesome too.
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>>745530186
I don't have the urge to do it I guess.

Which is weird because I think about it a lot. Not in a serious kind of way. Just like a
>what if I were to kill myself at this stage of my life?
kind of thought. I think about it for a while. And by often I mean at least once a week. Then I realize I enjoy life well enough. I wish I was having more sex, but I am pretty content otherwise. There will be plenty of time to be dead later.
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>>745530674
I'm alright, just chillin'. Pretty cold morning over here, so i'm just hittin' the 'chan and torrenting some bullshit.
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>>745530713
nah not really. it's not that deep.
i make this thread out of habit now.
congrats on the new gf.
i hope it's a great relationship.
>>745530756
cute girl in the pic.
glad you dont wanna die.
>>745530856
where you at, that it's so cold ?
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>>745530892
I'm from Chile. It's chilly in Chile. I know, right?
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>>745531046
:-)
how's the women in chile ?
te gusta viviendo alli ?
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>>745531156
Women here are okay, I guess. Plenty of 6 and 7, very few 8 or 9s. You probably won't find a 10 here.
And no, not really. Income disparity here is absurd. If you have connections you can land high paying jobs with no trouble. If not, you're fucked, good luck surviving.
Compared to the rest of South America we're not so bad, but still, I'd like to leave this place someday.
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Well, OP, I feel nice and calm. My addictions have been restrained for a while and it feels good. Good relationship. Moving in together with my significant other soon. Great hopes for the near future.
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>>745531568
nice job man congrats
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>>745530674
>what drug is that ?
An antidepressant, you probably know it better as Prozac.
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Same as always. Service temporarily unavailable.
What about you, OP?
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>>745530186
>wake up in OP mother's bed
>take a hit
>dab
>morning route
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>>745531426
are you doing ok ?
what do you do in chile ?
>>745531568
that's great man.
i hope everythign continues good.
>>745531707
nice anon.
>>745531798
oh.
glad it's working for you.
>>745531809
life is good.
a little busy but good.
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Well I don't really have much going for me but that's nothing new and I haven't done it yet so today will probably be the same...
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>>745531858
that's cool. i hope u and my mom had fun.
>>745531881
nah bro. might as well stick around.
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>>745531864
>glad it's working for you.
Thanks dude. It's working great for me, since starting it I've gotten laid, gotten out more, stopped worrying about other people judging me and gotten a job. Man life is looking good right now.
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>>745531931
Why
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>>745531864
Yeah, i'm doing okay so far. I'm finishing my college thesis. I'm going to be an English teacher so i can teach some chilean monkeys how not to seem like they have low IQ when speaking to foreigners.
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>>745531939
that's cool man.
why did you need it in the first place?
brain chemical imbalance ?
>>745532046
reasons.
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cos theres a boi who is v kind to me and tells me how wonderful he thinks i am and his birthday is in less than a month and i cant miss it
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>>745531864
>>745532147
Which, by the way, is a thing here. Tourism is a big industry but the average Chilean has TERRIBLE english skills, so we mostly look like apes trying to communicate with tourists.
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>>745531864
>that clock
I can't be the only on whose autism is triggered by it.
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>>745532168
what will you do for his birthday?
>>745532216
are there many "casas" and working girls down there?
>>745532262
what clock ?
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>>745530186
Evening m8,
Cause I'm very young, own my own business, have a beautiful family, am a solid 7/10 with a big cock, my employees want my dick, have a house, new car; also cause I'm God.

What about you brother?
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>>745532151
>brain chemical imbalance ?
I'm guessing so. I mean, I can actually pass for a regular person now.
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>>745532328
those are all great things man.
congrats on having them.
me, i'm just me.
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>>745532409
Thanks brother.
Weed is also nice.

What do you mean, you're God as well my friend. Own that shit, get what you want, don't feel guilty, live now be now!
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>>745532322
Nope, very few at all. While being a prostitute isn't illegal, prostitution and offering the "services" is. Retarded, I know. If you wanted pay for sticking your dick inside a chilean chick, your best bet would be using escort pages. Or picking up random sluts at clubs. These bitches will go crazy for a good lucking gringo.
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>>745532534
*good looking*
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>>745530713

I too choose to think that op is doing Good Work here. I appreciate it. It's a nice positive and sexy positive thread to look forward to each day.

Thanks op. It helps.
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>>745532556
fuck
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>>745532556
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>>745530186
Stop posting IR you cucked faggot
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>>745532556
smh
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>>745532511
nice dubs.
>>745532511
>What do you mean, you're God as well my friend. Own that shit, get what you want, don't feel guilty, live now be now!
This is a good statement. Thanks anon. I'm God.
>>745532534
noted.
>>745532556
good webm.
>>745532590
thank you for those 3 asses.
>>745532646
IR ?
>>745532711
those dubs.
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Because I have a date this weekend.
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>>745532803
IR is inter-racial
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>>745532881
i hope you have a great date anon.
>>745532944
oh... ok.
>>745532950
she's popular indeed.
>>745533003
small but talentend.
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>>745532803
>>745532950
>>745533003
Why are the tiny ones always the biggest whores?
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>>745533079
something to prove i guess.
sex-Napoleon complex.
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I want to see the next two Avengers and Star Wars movies.
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>>745533798
do you think infinity war will be real good?
did you like the last star wars movie? i didn't.
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>>745530360
fucked and fingered it
she was really wet, shit was good
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>>745533949
Everything I've seen from Infinity War looks great so far. For me, the real fun Will be seeing all the characters together, interacting with each other.

The Force Awakens was okay. I'm hoping The Last Jedi is better. I'm just curious to see where they're going with the story.
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>>745534172
nice.
going to get it again?
>>745534265
yeah, thanos is going to clean house.
the force awakens was wack to me.
and kylo is not a good villain.
anyways, i hope the next one is good too.
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