Waifu thread
Previous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
As usual
I kind of feel like a midget now.
>>745518887
Sorry. I said i was tall. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>745518807
Jvjvjftfhvy hair
Cut me yuno
>>745518988
No need to apologize. Your waifu is rather smol for your stature~
>>745519160
Nice letters
>>745519306
I like smol.
How tall are you?
GAS GAS GAS
https://youtu.be/MSQ8Lledz3g
new ylyl thread
>>745519452
You and me both! I'm 5'9.
>>745519486
10/10, I really want to play sanic Jhin while listening to Initial D now.
I just laugh so hard at these threads
>>745519864
It only really works in URF. But I feel like trying it in norms for fun.
>>745519864
Ah, that's not that bad. That's pretty average i would think.
ylyl
if you laugh you lose
ylyl friends
these threads are so pathetic
ylyl tiem
>>745519999
Nice digits
Does it only work in URF because of Stormraider's CD? His passive speed doesn't have a CD, right?
>>745520039
I think it's really close to average, yeah. Tell me about some tall people problems that I don't have to deal with to make me feel better.
broom broom outta my way I'm so bored and I want some laughs
ylyl
the heck
>>745520380
Its the generic AS buff that all ranged get.
>>745520380
Hitting my head on stuff, and people expecting me to do stuff for them. That's pretty much it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Damn, I'm sitting here looking at all these anime/manga waifus, and I'm sitting here with a cartoon one. Fuck.
>>745520380
And so it begins... Got into a norms as Jhin.
>>745520659
Cartoon is fine too
eh I'm bored enjoy jerking off to cartoons for the rest of your life ylyl spammer
Guys
WHERE IS MY MIND
>>745520623
Would you get stuff off of the top of high shelves for me?
>>745521596
Hi pinkie
>>745521997
Hi fivehead
>>745522484
Sure, why not... I don't think you're short enough for that to be an issue but whatever.
>>745522669
It could be a really tall shelf!
I just wanted to hear you say you would do something nice for me tbh.
>>745522484
You think you have it bad. Imagine being fucking 5' 4", I'm basically a goddamn midget. Shitty genetics strikes again... >MFW any girlfriend I'll have would have to be equal to or taller than my own.
>>745523267
Hmph. Apparently i should have been more tsun then and told you to do it yourself.
THE FAST IS A LIE
>>745523376
Poor you. To be fair I dated a girl who was like 4'11 a few years ago so they're definitely out there. If you end up finding someone who is close to your height just tell her she isn't allowed to wear heels. :^)
>>745523584
Nu uh! You have to give me some of your dere from time to time too or I might start thinking you hate me or something!
>>745523683
Are you sure you did it right?
>>745523753
I wouldn't talk with you so often if i hated you, idiot
>>745523893
S-so mean. You still haven't accepted my bed offer, though.
Let me hug you like that.
>>745524152
I'm aware.
>
And again I'm here
>>745524455
Wanna also talk abaout my triple dubs?
>>745524245
Hmph, I know you want one but I'll wait until you admit it!
>>745524697
I hope you're patient
>>745522484
Heya, what's up
> Magenta/Red
>>745524868
have not forgot about your tribute pic bro
>>745524856
Accept my love!
>>745524868
Just playing a game while slowposting. What's up with you?
>>745523753
I did. But I kept getting deleted by a Kayn
>>745525516
Oh? Now it's love? That escalated pretty quickly.
>>745525652
Just play ARAM only, Kayn is shit there.
>>745525721
I may have been being a teeny bit dramatic for the sake of it. It baited out a cute reaction image, though.
Guys
>>745525945
Sure sure, whatever lies make you feel better.
>>745526198
You will have to work harder than that to steal my heart, babe~
As well as nap with me. That's a prerequisite.
>>745525945
But Im playing stompy mechs
>>745526369
Not like i want your heart anyways, stuuuupid.
Hmmmm nice try, still not doing it.
>>745526531
That sounds like more fun anyway. You said it's finally starting to warm up there earlier, right? How cold does it get in winter?
>>745526690
Of course not, how silly of me for thinking otherwise. :3
Maybe it will work tomorrow.
>>745527068
On still days, about 8 Celcius. At the coldest. Windchill is an enormous factor, so it regularly feels colder. Had to stop stompy mechs because 10:30 pm and need to work at 7 tomorrow.
>>745527180
That's about the coldest it gets here as well at the peak of winter. Still too cold for me.
Sleep well if you're heading off to bed.
>>745527291
:3 *teleports behind you*
Rem claimed
>>745527068
Glad we straightened that out.
That's contingent on me sleeping tomorrow. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>745527439
I'll give you a reply.
>>745527489
Morning Rem.
>>745527756
Jesus Christ, it killed some of me when I typed that.
>>745527729
Do you regularly not sleep for 24+ hours?
>>745528042
As it should have. The trick to making bad meme posts is to already be dead on the inside.
claiming furry waifu, hope that's cool
>>745528240
Can't be dead inside if memes are life.
>>745527756
Hey Uzuki.
What's new?
>>745528240
I mean, no. But it does happen.
Too drunk to sleep.
>>745528506
I don't think anyone here minds.
>>745528516
I'll, uh, take your word for it.
>>745528541
It took me a minute to find the Rem. Feeling pretty decent today and I've been having fun harassing Shizu. Just wake up?
>>745528646
It wouldn't happen if you slept in my bed~
>>745528992
I just woke up a while ago and spent all day yesterday in a car, I'm pretty damn tired.
Also cuddling/hugging my soft pillow helps me sleep.
>>745528992
Oh? You think there's be any sleep going on?
>>745528992
>I'll, uh, take your word for it.
That hesitation, newfags I swear....
>>745529128
Were you driving? It can be surprisingly exhausting. Even just riding as a passenger usually puts me to sleep after awhile. Me as well; I pretty much can't sleep without something in my arms.
>>745529132
Of course! Why wouldn't there be sleep happening~?
>>745529207
I just started coming here this summer. What is a "me-me"?
>>745527489
I wonder, is that latte art made with a painted wafer dropped on top? Cant imagine they could do that so easily with an airbrush on foam.
Also hello
>>745529531
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>745529531
It's hard for me to sleep in a car, if I do it's usually only for a little
>>745529655
I don't know how to paint wafers.
Hello.
>>745529877
Im just kind of speculating aloud. I was looking at that latte art for too long figuring out how they did it
How's you?
>>745529531
You'll learn as you go on here.
>>745530007
With food coloring and love.
I feel like shit still, may be up for some voice later.
>>745530007
Basically that coffee is cold and horrible at that point. Like using PVA glue on cereal ads to make it look forever crunchy.
>>745530366
Yeah, that was my second thought, that it was probably cold. Oh well some people like to eat pretty things whos to judge
>>745530201
Sweet! I should have time for that if you're around when i get off work. Might try to reign in another person for voices.. they promised me
>>745530650
I dont make amazingly good looking food that goes out hot for people to Instagram, Snapchat and then spend 20 minutes waiting for likes before complaining its cold.
>>745529760
Wow, I was looking forward to you saying it.
>>745529877
I'm pretty much an expert at sleeping everywhere.
>>745530194
I might have been lying.
>>745530650
I don't know when you get off, but hopefully I have time
Who are you bringing?
>>745530862
I wish I could sleep right now
>>745530970
Do you have things to do or can you just not fall back asleep now? If you left I wouldn't get to look at cute images of Rem though.
>>745530862
I know.
>>745531293
I'm suppose to be the bully in this relationship.
>>745531654
Since when? I'm pretty sure that's never been the dynamic here.
>>745532097
..I think you're right, but I want to be the bully at least.
>>745532186
You sure do like to dream big.
I thought these moved to /trash/
Aqua claimed
>>745532539
Only some of the posters.
>>745532670
Why though
>>745532369
Hmph, I seem to be able to fluster you at least some of the time.
>>745532539
Like Shizu said, some people only post there, others only post here. I kind of drift between both but it would be nice if things didn't feel so fractured right now.
>>745531166
Can't, gotta study
>>745532539
You thought.
>>745532851
They're not willing to tolerate a little spam while they post.
>>745532953
Sure sure, if you say so. Maybe i'm just playing along.
>>745532953
Weird, seems really stupid to split a already small community into two
>>745533082
I was wrong
Obviously
>>745533103
But it's always been some spam
Some spammers even became regulars
I don't understand, even s-mug left, I'd assume he'd stay because he's been here for a while
>>745533103
>They're not willing to tolerate a little spam while they post
Get those pussies back in here, geez.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A67GQgoiinM
>>745533249
I agree about the part with the spammers, but
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I've been telling them not to move to trash for a long time. Not like i can tell people what to do around here, only point out when they're being stupid and why. If they choose not to listen though...
>>745533534
Tried. Turns out calling them a bunch of spineless pussies doesn't accomplish very much.
>>745533082
Whatcha studying for?
>>745533103
Even if you were just playing along that would still be kind of sweet of you to humor me~
>>745533249
It's a bit of a pain, yeah.
>>745534477
Hmmm maybe maybe. It's hard to tell what people are thinking sometimes
>>745533756
>>745534477
Oh well, it is what it is I guess
Not like discord ruined these threads anyway
>>745535148
Indeed, especially on the internet. Maybe you should just be honest with me!
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>745525516
Not a ton, got back from work just now and am messing with OBS a bit
>when a girl's height starts with 6'
>>745535159
Yeah. I was ranting about discord too. Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug.
>>745535847
Maybe, but maybe i'm already being honest. Or maybe it's just less fun to tip your hand either way.
>>745535905
Good morning.
>>745536191
You just keep using maybe's though! I don't understand at all!
Guys
>>745536503
What?
>>745536321
Maybe that's the point?
Hello everyone!
>>745536175
>bear hug
Where have you been? ;_;
>>745534477
Biomedical engineer or sciences
>>745536175
Long ass walk you took.
>>745536720
whaaaa!
>falls to the floor with you
i'm usually in /HG/ join us~
>>745536782
gomennasai
Oh yeah Sonokawa claimed ^^
>>745536925
Not like it matters.
What the heck is HG, hunger games or some rp shit?
>>745536925
/HG/ where that?
>snugs
>>745537165
I'm still sorry anyway. I shouldn't even be here though... Its Hunger Games, yes lol
>>745537199
It's in >>>/trash/! I don't post Sonokawa there because Aikawa scares me...
>stiffs up and laughs nervously
Damn, I should make threads with that one rule.
>>745537534
Why?
And there's those threads on /b/.
>>745537534
Aikawa
who is this? should I kill them for you?
Can't ya gits stay dead for a decent change
>>745537652
No please I love RP.
Because I meant to come back but I had to get ready for work and stuff.
trash HG is better lol
>>745537787
>aikawa
she'll kill you first
>>745537868
Please don't report us!
>>745537094
*sniffs butt*
>>745538005
What does it smell like?
>>745537868
Just go, you're like the rest of us, a nobody.
>>745538109
Vanilla cake frosting :p
>>745538188
Awh I wanted it to smell like gun powder.
>>745537895
Rely how?
>>745537963
It is too late mongrel, YOUR FATE IS SEALED.
>>745538114
Opinion noted, discarded, eat shite faggot.
>>745537868
I wish I can.
Come here and stab me in the face.
>>745537895
Then do it in private. You still have a perfectly good discord and a steam.
I understand waning to RP, I do it but at least it's in private. Jeez.
>>745538348
I don't know I think she'll tickle you to death or something. Nothing too bloody.
>>745538433
Why are you such a meanie butt?
>>745538486
Who should I do it with?
>i don't have a steam anymore
I never thought I'd get a reboot, I'm pretty stoked
>>745538639
Source on reboot.
>>745538600
You can't really delete a steam, only abandon one.
And you can do it with anyone really. Probably someone you like.
It's what I do.
>>745532539
Jjjjjjennnnnnnaaaaaaaaasssssssss
>>745536625
Maybe I should smack you.
>>745538795
Oh my Steam was reported like 10 times for harassment and they killed it. Do you wanna RP with me?
>>745538600
Nooo I am ticklish ;_; that sound so evil
>>745538639
Congrats
>>745538433
>Opinion noted about being a nobody
>discarded
Special snowflake alert, kek.
Turns 360, tips fedora, and walks away.
>>745538486
Too far
You come
>>745538600
Why are you such a happy go lucky blogging two faced sociopath cunt
>>745539116
>190001th smug anime girl.jpg
Wow so original
>>745539067
She is evil and she stalks Yuno-claimers!
>>745539148
Huh? I'm always happy, I love my life. And I'm not a sociopath.What are you?
Do you actually have MPD Blood-chan?
Or are you just "roleplaying"?
>>745539022
I can't say I'm too surprised.
I don't know how I would RP with someone that supposedly loves me.
>>745539148
Hang on let me get an image
>>745539148
>Expects originality on /b/
LUL
Anyways I need to go to work, have fun.
>>745539229
nooooo don't need a third stalker!
Why she stalks Yunos
>>745539298
You're 100% better off completely ignoring that faggot.
>>745539508
>opinions
>>>/pol/
Laughing Out Loud Just Kidding family T H O T
>>745539298
Its okay we can go slow~
I still miss Duke though, maybe I should wait awhile before moving on.
>>745539464
I think its because of the pink hair! Go talk to her.
>>745539456
Okay thats better and at least you didn't name it as ayy lmao.jpg too
Might be hope for you yet
>>745539229
I know your kind cut the shit
>>745539649
Really? I like your perception then. Wanna keep it a secret?
>>745539756
I'm pretty sure half the cucks here are aware but sure why the fuck not
>>745539148
>
no u
>>745539508
Eh, I want my fun first.
>>745539641
Again, not here.
If it took 6 months for you to say "Okay I will leave you alone", then I could guess so.
>>745539931
What gave it away?
>>745539931
Just call him out, it will be much more entertaining.
Epic
>>745539975
It really hurt too, I think he likes his waifu a little too much.
>>745540003
What?
>>745540040
I don't understand.
>>745539641
Ok I will I'm always up for making new friends
>>745540186
If you love him then let him go.
Well, this got boring real damn fast, as expected of this cesspit, try and stay dead the next time.