/b/ what is the most pathertic cuck you have ever seen in yo

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One of my neighbors who tweets to the police about people in my neighborhood parking:

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>>744198218

>>744198218
the cops use twitter?

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>>744198218
>>744198280

>>744198218
>neighbors who tweets to the police.
Jesus that's like something out of 1984.
"Big Brother, someone is having an unsanctioned good time"

>>744198319
of course. It's quite popular in the UK.

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>>744198380
I called him out on it, now his tweets are protected LOL check him out, he thinks he's /fit/ but he's a balding skinnyfat and blogs about erectile dysfunction caused by riding bicycles LOLOL

>>744198522
>>744198354
>>744198280
>>744198218
Oh, and he's a literal cuck, since I have fucked his wife in all three holes.

>>744198522
you're much more of a faggot to stalk this guy on twitter. holy shit, mate.

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>>744198522
Is that his husband who is fucking his asshole for a greencard?

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>>744198686
LMAO! YOU ARE CUCKING THIS NIGGER?!
DUDE YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO!
You got that balding faggot so butthurt he's taking it out on twitter with nasty tweets about parking.
>So what is something nast in bed that his wife does that she'll never do for him?
>Got pics?

>>744198727
Yeah. Following somebody on Twitter is stalking. That's why there's a button on Twitter called "Follow". Go back to /r9k/, you autistic turd

>>744198948
I didn't take any pics, but she did squirt. It's not at all like the fake shit you see in porn, but surprisingly it's real. She's pretty ugly though, so I'm not exactly proud of myself.

>>744199004
you don't normally follow people you hate on twitter and complain about them on 4chan.

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>>744198727
look at this triggered faggot
"muh cyber stalking with a follow button"
>Defends faggot narcing to the cops
Go to tumblr and beg for a police state to protect your feeling
>Then enjoy when your kind get rounded up first and thrown in degeneracy camps.

>>744199208
>normal
>4chan

Pick one, nigger. It's a thread about cucks, I posted about a cuck. Go back to plebbit and view Pickle and Morty memes.

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>>744199124
I'd take a clothes on pic if you got one, but if you don't thats fine. I just wanna know what she looks like
>Please tell me you hit it raw and cum in her so he can taste you later
XD

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>>744199410
My nigga

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>>744199575
Wedding pic LOLOLOL

>>744199766
That's a fucking ladyboy, you fucked a dudes dude.

>>744197794
women all have aids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzDZ9gE8XQ

>>744197794

Where tf does it he say he received pictures of dead whore?

>>744200166
Like I said, she's pretty ugly. Not a ladyboy, though. Fully functional vagina which gets very, very wet.

Most pathetic cuck in my life is some dude I worked with when I was a teen.

He's watched me grow up, get married, and have two children. He still asks me out for dates. Occasionally tries to pry for details of my sex life.

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>>744200166
She definately has a bit of a manish jawline, but I don't think its a lady boy (says alot about twitter fag that he couldn't purchase a better chick
>Also lady boys have prettier faces
>>744199766
Body isn't bad, face is a 5 because of the manish jawline but 10/10 for stuffing this faggots bitch. she could be a 2 out of 10 and I would give you props for powering through to serve justice

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>>744200693
>Watched you get married
>Asks you out on dates
Is he retarded? Not joing, I'm dead serious.
> the "Occasionally tries to pry for details of my sex life." is what makes me wonder...

>>744200909
Appreciate it. Some people just beg to be cucked.Be a whiny, passive-aggressive snitch? Unable to satisfy your wife because you ruined your manhood pretending to be Lance Armstrong? That deserves a cucking.

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>>744200971
>>Watched you get married
Oh shit never considered churchfag possibility one anon. Sharp eye

>>744201119
I think he might actually be retarded.

>>744200971
>>744201255

Raised by super devoted Southern Baptist grandparents in the bible belt. Good observation, Anon.

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>>744201214
>Unable to satisfy your wife because you ruined your manhood pretending to be Lance Armstrong? That deserves a cucking.
Couldn't of said it better my self. God I hope you fuck his family members too out of pure spite. Hell I hope he gets tweeted an archive of this so he questions his marraige and lashed out at everyone on twitter...
Actually probably best this stay on the DL. You need to cuck this bitch boy for life, or atleast until his wife readies a divorce plan to take him to the cleaners....

>>744201344
basically a pity friend.
You know there was a time I would of made fun of christ fags...
>Then tumblr showed me what a Godless world would look like
I'm glad someone is keeping the faith. It's hard to be a good person.

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found article about OP's cuck. apparantly it wasn't even his own home http://www.10tv.com/article/man-kills-girlfriend-sets-homes-fire-then-kills-self and the guy has defended cuckholding https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6u6cz1/a_hopeful_ending_to_a_shitty_start_or_how_theres/dlqudp1/?st=j6ldkf50&sh=adfb92ec

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>>744197794
>and this faggot is crying about how he misses the women who cucked him and caused everything he owned to be burned to the ground 8 years later.

>>744201778
>Then tumblr showed me what a Godless world would look like
>4chan is a beacon of morality and Godliness
Whew

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>>744200200
>Pic Related

>>744202346
Whew indeed.

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Exs best friend (Ex on the left, cuck on the right obviously).

>Friends with her since childhood
>VERY effeminate, raised by mother and aunt (Zero male influence in his life)
>No hobbies
>No friends other than her
>No social skills outside of "take selfie, yolo lol random humor"
>I was convinced he was her Gay BFF for 2 months when we were dating.
>Find out he's completely straight when I tried to make ideal chitchat
>He takes great offense, complains to her.
>Split up with her a few weeks later
>almost 2 years later, he's still her cuck bitch, but it isn't my problem anymore as I don't go to college with her anymore

This guy will never touch a woman, but it always gives me a little ego boost to think about however bad my life might get at least I'm not him.

>>744197794
pathertic

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>>744202123
LOL, reading the article. This is gold! Thank you. Yeah, I've seen that quote. His comments on his profile are a goldmine of an autistic janitor exercising the little power he has to feel better about himself.
>>744202334
It sure is
>pic related
>Sort of...
XD

>>744201778
Religion itself isn't terrible, it's how you execute it.

I'm not super into Christianity anymore, I got burned out.

>>744202855
>VERY effeminate, raised by mother and aunt (Zero male influence in his life)
yeah, that's no fucking excuse.
>I was raised by a single mother
>Avoided being a bitchboy like the plauge
there's thousands of others raised by nothing but women who didn't end up being pussies
>Who do you think populates the prisons?
Sucks that he torched your relationship because you had the audacity to call a spade a spade.
Chick is definately a cutie
>Please tell me you atleast fucked her and can rub that in his face for life....

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>>744203159
Agreed. Someone needs to make faith not shit again...
Church fills the vital need for community, something the internet is filling the void for and corrupting to no end.

>>744202123


Lol trolled by Andy.

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>>744204055
???????????????????????

>>744204270
>Andy Hirsch
Re-read

>>744202123
Jesus Christ this guy is a fag.

>>744199575
Name?

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>>744204936
Dude, check that faggots submission posts. He is not only subbed to, but posts to "Corgibutts"
>Not weird at all
>I'm totally sure he's not a sexual deviant
>>744205902
ShaddistsReddit is the User Name. No clue what his real name is. He has a POF profile and we have a pic to confirm it... But I'm not on gay sites like POF so I can't see his stuff. He goes by shaddist everywhere else accoreding to the stuff I'm reading, but than one person named shaddist said that this guy is actually a harasser and a stalker so who knows

>>744206316
I was talkin bout pic

>>744206983
Oh, no clue. Saw it on 4chan in 2010 and kept it

>>744197794
https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=40617482

Slam pig is even fatter than those pics

>>744198522
Wtf is your problem with this guy? You're even more pathetic than him.

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>>744207761
>Wtf is your problem with this guy?
Did you read his posts?
>>744198218
>>744198280
>>744198354
>>744198686
>>744199766
>You're even more pathetic than him.
NIGGER ARE YOU RETARDED
>Cuck is obsessed with being Lance armstrong jr to the point where he gets matching shirts with gay border bunny
>Spends all day snitching to the police for people doing minor parking violation, posting it proudly on twitter because faggot thinks he's a hero
>Then puts twitter on private when people call him out because it's not even as serious as "nigger parked in my spot overnight" it's people who are making 5 and 10 minute stops
this guy is a fucking cuck slayer, may he rail his neighbors wife for life, get her pregnant, and have cuck fag raise his son.

>>744201520
Have you ever cucked someone anon? Sounds like you'd be able to target a cuck and conquer his woman.

reddit mods are cocksuckers i had one delete one of my posts, then post it himself for that oh-so-steamy-hot-load-of-internet-goodness-points... so i PM him and he fucking bans me..."u worded the title wrong!!1!1" dude if you got a hair over your vagina about the wording of the title just tell me or edit yourself i dont give a fuck about internet points and purple narwhalss ya fuckin asshole dickhead

>>744209286
A gentleman never kisses and tells... But I'm an asshole. God yes, multiple times. Only once to a guy who didn't deserve it, but to be fair I didn't consider that a cucking so much as a competition that I came out on top in.

>>744209568
if you've got proof you can fuck him up, reddit loves le justiceporn

>>744209572
Who are the guys that deserved it? Like betas too meek to look people in the eye or?
Does cucking someone feel as good as I imagine?

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>>744209568
>I'd believe it, reddit is cancer in carnate. However this guy was shown to me buy a friend as a lolcow and pointed out the delicious irony of his actions vs. his posts. It's just a hand full of us laughing at this mod (that I know of) and I realized this is probably the biggest cuck I've seen in my life.... And I've cucked tons of dudes.

>>744209568
who cares about reddit? fuck yo couch nigga!

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>>744209918
Betas. One was this manlett in highschool who tried being a goth fag, then tried being a cowboy fag because people made fun of him for being a twig manlett. Funny thing is in trying to be country it only brought more attention to him being a manlett and was obvious he never spent a minute of his life on a ranch (and we lived in fucked TEXAS!) Stole his chick and banged her, and still was his "friend" because while he was raging inside he couldn't say shit because after I cucked him she dumped him for me and I pretended to be oblivious to the fact they were dating.
>He died inside every time I talked about the sex
>He ever even fucked her
Eventually he had to change schools cause one of his cute goth chick friends took his hat and put it on and he slapped her.
>Huge mistake
>Her friend beat the fuck out of him the moment hand met face
>Fucked up Mr. Cowboys face
>whole school heard what he did and hated him
>had to change schools twice
>First time he changed schools word got around he likes to smack women around

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>>744210453
I disagree. Reddit is great.... for finding lolcows.
>le pic related
yeah, but seriously. Fuck Reddit

There are too many cucks in college nowadays. All in 'open' relationships while their girls fuck about..

>>744199766
a FOB chink from Flushing...lol the dude was beta the second he proposed to that ugly dogeater.

>>744211014
Japs are the only asians worth dating

>>744210795
>Cucking a manlet.
That's got to be such an ego boost, straight up genetically superior to the boyfriend so you get to do the fucking. The look on his face when your new fucktoy has to look up when talking to you kek
Was that the most enjoyable experience you've had or did you cuck someone even more?

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>>744210795
>tfw anon is obviously cowboy goth women beater nigger

>my names john

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>>744209918
Let me tell you the person who didn't deserve it. This guy was ALPHA AS FUCK. I seriously mean that. Army, ripped AF, South Korean dual citizen. Bad ass dude, fun to hang with.
I moved in with a chick I was fucking, and while I didn't move with her just to fuck (we went to the same school and rooming together was just a smart idea) we were fucking like crazy anyways.
Weird because she was a "lesbain". Confirmable because we lived together and I saw who she was fucking. One day we meet this guy, he's trying to get on her and she's trying to play it coy and telling him not here.
She tells me later on that she was seeing him for a while and he's a cool dude. I agree, he's a cool dude.
have an amazing time with him, he even tries to invite me and her together to go do stuff. (seems like she was really working the best friend/roomate angle to explain me and her hanging out all the time). Eventually he paid for her to visit somewhere he was stationed, she went and told him "I think I'm a full on lezbo. I'm sorry"
>She wasn't
>She was fucking me the whole time
>I was the only cock in a sea of cunts she was drowning in at the time
>He got emotional, but eventually got over it
>He's doing awesome now, found a nice korean girl and is married.
Frankly, he was the better man. I wasn't even trying either....
If it were a straight up Rom Com Movie competition he should of and could of got the girl easy.

>inb4 anons post mirrors

>>744211244
South Koreans are pretty chill
Filipinas are hot and only asians with titties and asses.
>>744211461
>tfw anon is obviously cowboy goth women beater nigger
>my names john
LOL you know who I am if you got this guys first name right. I stole this guys bitch. Do we have a fellow Texan here that knows the incident?

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>>744211357
Ego isn't what it's about. Frankly I try and check my ego at the door in all sutuations. Egos are part of what make betas betas, they write checks with their mouths their asses can't cash and look like bitches for it.
>the look on his face when your new fucktoy has to look up when talking to you kek
NOW you see my mindset. It's funny. It's a cosmic joke with cosmic justice.
>Was that the most enjoyable experience you've had or did you cuck someone even more?
>>744211960
^This one but I don't feel good about it. In the long run I did him a favor though.
I can keep the cucking stories going.... Believe me, the onlything better than cucking a beta bitch is a 3some

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>>744203523

I wish I could say I did, closest I got was sloopy tongue and a feel of bare breast; she wanted to wait till marriage, and since I fucking hated being around her after a while that would never have happened in any case.

She was my proverbial shit Twinkie; amazing exterior, awful personality.

I might hit her up in a few years, see if she's grown up and gotten over her "Anxiety" and "Depression" (I understand those things exist, but her's were just for attention)

As for him; I agree, no excuse.

>>744213031
>I can keep the cucking stories going...
Please do fam, love hearing alphas getting woman over cucks.

>>744213031
Ever had a 3some where the two women focused on just pleasing you?

>>744213095
That beta will still be orbting her go try to fuck her again man

>>744213095
>I might hit her up in a few years, see if she's grown up and gotten over her "Anxiety" and "Depression"
You will so long as you are on good terms
>Beta orbiter is gonna show true colors
>Gonna fuck up and piss her off
>After she spends time in college she's gonna go through all the guys she liked but never banged
Just maintain or don't become a chud and stay relatively successful and you will fuck her because of nostalgia
>I've gone back and banged many of chicks for this reason

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>>744213172
Fuck yeah. Those are 2 of my 3 best ones. There are a handful of other ones.
>>744213227
God yes. 3 where my pleasure was the main concern to be exact

>>744213908
>3 where my pleasure was the main concern to be exact
Share one please!

>tfw got a cuck demeanor

>>744213519
this

>>744213519
>>744213730

I don't believe he is going to the same Uni as her, so I expect they will lose contact.

Been weight lifting and loosing weight so I hopefully won't go Chud.

>>744197794
used to know this married couple, the guy looked like the hatebaby of jack skellington and beardless abe lincoln. the girl looked like your typical mousey queer art student mad at her parents. glasses, frizzy hair, hipster clothes.

rarely did i ever hangout with them together, but they'd always come over and whine at me about one another. the girl wanted to fuck everyone including me, i gently sidestepped the offer saying i didnt want to complicate the friendship but i just dont like sticking my dick in crazy. the guy whined about how he was getting cucked, she wouldnt listen to him, wouldn't respect him. I can't blame her though, he was obsessed with toys, movies and videogames and how disappointing they always were.

they were the most miserable, narcissistic, spineless couple i've ever met. they weren't particularly evil, they were just extremely self absorbed and incompetent.

ran into the guy a few months ago, he said they divorced and he moved in to be roommates with the guy he left her for. Said something about them still being good friends, but complaining that she tries to hit him up for sex. then asked me why i wasnt on facebook anymore. couldnt take it. just said "well you're really pathetic and irritating. i think i just talked to you out of pity. i gotta go"

normally i don't say this sincerely, but i think suicide might be the only thing that will ever make him happy, the girl on the other hand, i think misery is the thing that makes her happy. the world would be better without them.

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>>744213172
I cucked a roomate of mine once
>Move in to group house setting after shit storm with previous roomie
>Hapa chick, manlet feminist, and me
>First night I move in we all go get drinks
>Hapa wants to show me her vagina
>Say no out of respect of not making shit weird
>Settle in
>Sexual tension between me (student at the time) and Hapa who works nights as waitress at sushi bar
>Manlet works days doing god knows what for his feminist mommy
>She sometimes hears me watch porn and tells me it gets her turned on
>Tells me a lot that I am a good looking guy walking around in my boxers and black tee
>I'm 6ft
>Has a manly build. Not /fit/izen but I'm no chud
one day we're hanging around and she's talking about how her b/f doesn't really like sex and she has to beg for it
>I know where this is going
decide we should day drink and smoke while Manlet is at mommies for the weekend and me and her have the weekend off.
>Smoke and play efukt vids
>Likes watching shock videos but nothing too shocking
>Say we should shot gun weed back and forth
start making out
...And we're fucking
Fuck her raw and cum in her
>"Anon, I'm not on the pill!"
>Dude, I'll get you a plan B, I could cum in you again and again for up to 48 hours and you wouldn't get preggers
Show video on how plan B works
>Hapa feels better and says "So you have 48 hours right"
I fucked her brains out all weekend and fucked her a shit ton behind her bfs back. Even got to a point where I had to tell her to cool it because she played footsie with my nuts infront of a friend

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>>744214131
I gotchu my nigga, give me a sec to type it out

>>744215111
I hope she flirted infront of that cuck boyfriend once too, not like he would do anything about it.

>>744215111
>manlet feminist
he was the boyfriend? I bet an 'emotional' boyfriend while getting dicked from high test men.

>>744215111
See if your gf has to beg for sex it should be socially acceptable for a real man to give her a dicking and take her.

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>>744214131
One of my best 3somes that was all for me was because of a 3some and a break up I had earlier. Me my ex and a girl I was seeing we had a threesome with but I wasn't dating were hanging out. My ex prided herself on not being petty after break ups, girl I was seeing wanted me to be her bf, I wanted to get my dick wet.
>Go to sex shop for funsies
>Girls get toys
>Go back to my Dorm
we drink and talk. I remember saying I wanted them to make out because it was hot. They started making out GirlThat wanted to be my gf (we'll call her sex friend) says "why don't you join us." Ex isn't over my dick yet, sexfriend is trying to score points.
>Get them naked
>Go in sex friend first while ex makes out with me
>Sex friend is a b cup. Adorable face, passable body
>Ex has an okay face, but a knock out body. Hourglass, tight tummy and D cups. Her face can look good when she does makeup and hair
>She did tonight
>Get so turned on by Ex I enter her raw dawg next
FuckImGonnaCum.Jpeg
>Ask ex if I can cum in her
>"Give me your cum anon. I want it"
Slooge.bmp
I finished way too soon. So soon the girls said "the fuck anon, that's it?" The turn to each other and say "Well I'm still horny" and strat making out and fingering each other.
>I watch
Lookwhoshardagain.gif
>I enter my ex again and get her doggy style over sex friend
>one had on her pony tail as a reign pulling her up to make out
>The other hand alternating between feeling her tit and slapping her ass
>I switched between the two of them all nigh
>Eventually one would get tired and sit back and watch me fuck the other one for a while
>Blowing my load the first time meant I was going for 3 hours the 2nd time
>Eventually cum in my sex freind, cuddle with me feeling up exs tits after the big finish has having ex suck my cock clean after cumming
God that was an amazing threesome

>>744216648
Christ anon you were treated like a King and fucked like one. I'd like to be cucked by you.

>>744199766
>That huge, empty reception hall
kek

>>744216648
>Eventually cum in my sex freind, cuddle with me feeling up exs tits after the big finish has having ex suck my cock clean after cumming
Sounds like heaven. I'd make that ex my on demand fuckbuddy

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>>744216112
Actually when she offered to show me her vagina is was right in front of him.
>Conversation about shaving, trimming or going natural
>Hapa says she shaves
>Then in what was pretty blunt says "But I don't know if I'm shaving right, sometimes I get razorburn. If you want I'll show you"
Beta bf isn't even phased
>Ummmm that's cool HAPA.
I just moved in and was trying to stay longer than a week. I didn't wanna start shit.
Funny thing is after we started fucking she was extra lovey on him. But when he was gone.....
>>744216435
Lol, she said the same thing to him ones
>>744216197
lol
>>744217047
LOL! I have been with a gf for a long time. Half a decade. I mean unless your chick is into threesomes.

>>744217283
>Funny thing is after we started fucking she was extra lovey on him
That makes sense. Once you're getting a good dicking your stress levels drop. Now you've got a cute beta to cuddle and a real man to be choked by.

>>744217243
Dude, the sex that night was beyond amazing. The only thing that would of made it perfect is if they both shared sucking my cock, but I was so horny I went straight for the cunt.
Ex eventually did get bitter when me and sex friend started dating. Felt like I left her for the threesome girl and our threesome ruined our relationship, when in reality we only dated for 2 months

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>>744198948
>>744198686

>implying this isn't samefagging.

The worst person on the internet is a mod on /r/offmychest. Her name is /u/TheYellowRose.

>>744217283
Funny enough she has two things she's always wanted to try, a 3some and dd/lg.

>>744217631
>being a redditnerd

>>744216648
Just wanted to say thanks for sharing this win with us bro

>>744217631
She spends most of her time posting on how much she hates white people, how she "suffers" because of it despite living the privilege she's so opposed to. Has an issue with power tripping and will get admins to take down people's accounts who respond to her incorrectly. Total loser.

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>>744217601
>implying this isn't samefagging.
I'll make this easy for you....

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>>744217601
Nice try, nigger, but no.

>>744217757
I have gone onto 4chan long enough to get bored of the one-dimensional posting. You used to be able to have a discussion on some boards but now it's all about chads and cucks. Real life doesn't reflect on that ideology and therefore this website isn't worth discussion things on when it's all lead to the extreme by children who have no experience.

Reddit isn't any better but if you avoid the main subreddits and keep it to your own it's far better for discussions.

>>744217714
Post pics state.... If you really wanna get cucked that bad I'll show my chick the pic and see what she says.
>Wouldn't you rather have a threesome for yourself?

>>744218013
R E D D I T S P A C I N G

>>744218117
That my friend is called a paragraph.

>>744217827
Post pics and some funnier stuff, you know she has links to herself everywhere online.

>>744218197
That's one sentence.

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>>744218197
Aren't paragraphs supposed to have at least 5 sentences, and an indent at the begining?

>>744218240
Sentence* Noticed I made that mistake after submitting lol.

I'm not really paying attention right now.

>>744216435
Let's see you be married for 10 years, having fucked multiple chicks before your wife, and see if you still think sex is the most awesome thing ever after literally plowing your woman hundreds upon hundreds of times. At this point, I'd prefer she bring me a beer and we watch TV. Now if you're like 20 and just BF/GF, sure. But this shouldn't apply to every man in every circumstance.

>>744218303
She dedicates her time to being politically correct. Yet calls out trolls as mentally unwell.

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>>744218440
Forgot pic.

>>744218303
Need more than that for a full on cow. Don't get me wrong, it's faggy reddit mod behavior but thats the norm there.

>>744218471
Looking for better gold. I have seem some really insane shit come out of her mouth.

>>744218040
California. If you're there I can send you one privately.
>I'm a skinny, manlet cuck who'd like my gf to experience her sub urges

>>744218408
IRL Al Bundy folks. Tell Peg I said hi

>>744218582
>California.
Live too far away. Already not worth it. Feel free to post pics of your chick if you want. If you really wanna be cucked in Commiefornia that badly you shouldn't have a problem getting that.

Asdf

>>744218471
One mod on there /u/mMelatonin is disabled, self-proclaimed autist and sociopath and a drug addict. That whole subreddit is full of the most shit mods.

>>744218592
Shhhh. Internet time is sacred. My wife browses. Last time she caught me in a "Sluts" thread, she told me to keep my dick away. It was awesome and terrifying. I mean, didn't stop me from continuing to look, but what the little woman doesn't know...

>>744207462
>https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=40617482
>RAID IT THEN LINK IT TO THE GUY AND WATCH HIM FLIP SHIT

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>>744218875
>One mod on there /u/mMelatonin
Nigga, you have to find the good shit before more digging is done. You can toss out hundreds of thousands or names and unless you have already found something lulz worthy no one is gonna give a shit.
>I linked my posts that showed the faggot shit show that made this funny
if you don't have anything I worth laughing at it's just work for us to dig through.

>>744198218
>>744198280
TOP KUK

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>>744219209
I like you. You're pretty alright. When is the next NoMAAM?

>>744219567
If you think today's Man Church could survive with Fatass Landwhale Edgelord 50-gendered feminazis on the loose, you're beyond hope. Man Cave + Beer + Porn is one of the last manly refuges.

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>>744209286
>>744209918
>>744211357
>>744210795
Wanna know whats funny, of all the guys I cucked none were as pathetic as OP.
>Have your bitche cheat on you
>not once
>not twice
>Three times
>and on top of that, have one of the guys that cuck you kill your slam pig, text you the pics and burn down everything you own
AND THIS NIGGA STILL LOVES AND MISSES THIS HO
XD

>>744219848
If you build it they will cum

Host pathetic fuck has to be my fuck buddies boyfriend. Either he's blind as fuck or won't confront either of us about sleeping together because we've been fooling around for years almost literally in his face. I think I might have actually cucked him because fuck buddy found out she was pregnant a few months after we started seeing each other. She assured me it wasn't mine but they recently found out the girl is red green color blind which is something I have and neither of them do.

>>744220065
The idea is to avoid shrieking harpies, not attracted them. Now. If we opened a Man Mosque, the little SJW cunts would be surely thwarted. Who wants to establish Mans'lam?

>>744219998
Oh wait I mispoke. She didn't cheat 3 times...
>HO WAS FUCKING 3 SEPERATE GUYS
who knows how many times this landwhale cucked him

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>>744220243
Actually this could kill 3 birds with one stone
.>Read Qouran
>Take out shit we don't like like bacon and beer rules
>Keep shit we do like
>Say we are a protastant movement from the Iotola-Imaam teachings
>Denounce terrorism and those committing it in order to not get on watch list
>Scare away other Islam fags with sacrament of beer and bacon
>Islam Fags BTFO
>Femicunt BTFO
>Uncle Sam Tax exempt status BTFO
bonus, we don't have to have a clear stance on jews meaning members can say anti semetic shit and get a media pass because the church is neutral

>>744220086
Wooooooooow. Dude, what ever you do refuse any chance to give DNA! So this nigga is raising your kid?! LOL. I know one chick who was banging a karate master and letting him cum in her. Secretly she thinks its his kid, but has no clue. Husband is a cop.... So honestly it would be a shit show if he ever found out

>>744220894
See? That's perfect. Congratulations, my man, I dub you the first Iman of Mans'lam. May your students be drunk and deaf.

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>>744221279
So what are the rules of our new religion. Clearly everything about women is spot on. I also feel it needs to be americanized. Breif sermon, then football and beer.
Also I'm fine with christians comming to our churches with a congregation member. We shall support our church through donations and selling beer our congregation brews
>Jews being allowed in churches will vary based on the mosque

>>744212366
Filibeaners are shit tier Asians though

>>744217832
>>744217918

never been more convinced of a samefag in my life. stop trying, cuckfaggot

>>744197794
roll

>>744221676
Sounds good to me. It's been twenty years, however, so I have some new suggestions: No Crocs. No man-purses. No pink shirts. No highlights. Must be able to locate an oil dipstick. Can explain either a First Down or a Penalty Kick (Football or Football. Members' choice.) Able to explain the value of home defence and fire at least a .09 mm. No feminists. No Kins/Nonbinary horseshit. Any more?

>>744221799
>Only Asians with asses and titties
Nigga WTF do you want out of an Asian slut?

>>744222089
>Crocks are haram
>Feminization of men is haram
>Have blessed Halal shooting range in the back in defense incase Shia or Soonies try and fuck with us
Man these rules are getting cranked out fucking easy
>What about rules with women?

>>744222497
No cucks. No sugar daddies. No 20 year old romantics. Women may attend service IF the man requests and only as a testament to the man's proper wife-rearing. Adultery is not a sin, just a dumb idea if you like unpoisoned meals and restful sleep. All harpies excluded immediately by TWO giant mother fuckers. We learned our lesson on single bouncers last time.

>>744222762
Motion to ammend: Women only allowed in mosque if in full burqua or nothing at all. Either way she is not allowed to speak, only listen.

>>744222968
I suppose that is acceptable, but how will we learn to crush the harpies if not hearing from the tamed ones? I suppose the ammendment should include testimonies of female revelation: By interactions with the beasts and vixens of the world, men will testify when they have learned of information to further our cause. Which is less harpies, more sluts, less wine coolers, more beer, less feelings, more actions. Ah'man.

>>744223282
ALLAH AKBAR
>It would be hillarious if someone, even just some normie reading this thread actually does this

>>744223543
I'm tempted to start a Facebook group and give this shit a college try.

In my real life? My sister's ex-boyfriend. He let her live with him when he was like 24 and she was 16. They stayed together for years and he got her to finish high school, and got her in college and taught her how to drive and bought her her first car. After she had enough money for her own place she left him for her old high school boyfriend. He has told me and my mom that he wants to marry my sister. She still uses him to help her move and stuff like that when she needs him.

>>744223665
You might as well, you can probably file for 501c-3 church exempt status, just study the koarn first and make sure all your friends are willing to convert.
>Also start home brewing
also, christians are welcom to come to the mosque because there is no doctran among christians saying it is okay for them to lie and decieve anyone
>Unline the you-know-Whews

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>>744224018
Christ thats fucking pathetic. how beta is this faggot?