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It's t-that time again! Lunch thread c-continued! D-Do

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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It's t-that time again! Lunch thread c-continued!

D-Do you need help?
A s-shoulder to cry on?
A f-few laughs?

Please don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous!
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I'll take laughs, two of them.
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This is the only art you've ever had permission to post, art thief.
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>>743486434
Did you change schedule???
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>>743486434
>>743484310
Hi, Alice.

I'm having a turkey sandwich. I'm about to go on another job interview this afternoon. It's been almost 3 months since I got my law license (over a year since graduation) and I still cannot find regular work. Burning through savings and almost broke, starting to feel like a failure.

Wish me luck?

P.S.
Saw the other thread 404, glad you made a new one.
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>>743486434
Alice tell us a good joke
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This morning isn't that great but you're always a shining light that picks me up when I'm down, Alice.

I love you. I'm not posting a Nagito picture this time.
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>>743486553
Calm your tits it's not that serious
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Lets not forget Alice is a proven samefag.
Be wary.
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>>743486434
gtfo pls
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>>743486603
The fuck is a law license??
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ART THIEF
ART THEF
ART THIEF
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>>743486520
"Haha"
"Haha

>>743486553
I l-laughed at that pretty h-hard. T-Thank you.

>>743486603
G-Good luck today! P-Please email me when you're d-done and tell me how it w-went!
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art thief art thief art thief art thief
art thief art thief art thief art thief
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>>743486764
No one cares, dude.
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>>743486768
I don't want to live, but I don't want to die. What do?
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>>743486768
I dont see your threads at 8:00 am anymore :(
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art thief art thief
art thief art thief
art thief art thief
art thief art thief

a-art thief
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>>743486850
W-Why don't you want to l-live?
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art thief art thief
art thief art thief
art thief art thief
art thief art thief
a-art thief
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why do these threads get deleted?
i dont see any actual reason mods would do such a thing
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>>743486850
You have to do something drastic in order to die.

To live you only have to keep doing what you're doing. So just keep living.
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>>743486876
I w-will be doing them again s-soon. It's just been a b-bit rough in the mornings for m-me <4
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Alice is an art thief!
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>>743486929
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>>743486885
Reality is a bore. The only things I really care about are in my head and I can't experience them.
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Why doesn't everyone just spam her nudes and lewds to get rid of her? Oh that's right, it's all just cucked circle jerkers here who like having her around.
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Just so you know Alice, i've never been in your chat and have never tried to contact you. Someone appears to be trying to impersonate me, as usual.
And with that, i'm leaving. Tah.
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>>743486928
Sorry to hear that
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>>743486929
N-Not me.
I am t-the real one. F-feel free to contact m-me and ask:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
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>>743486434
Afternoon Alice. Just had an Oxtail stew and was pretty good.

Besides that, feeling worse than usual :(
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Alice is an art thief [2x]

YIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Alice is an art thief! - an art thief an art thief an art thief A-R-T
Alice is an art thief! - an art thief
an art thief, he's an art thief
Alice is an art thief!
Alice is an art thief [7x]
Alice is an art thief, an art thief
Alice is an art thief [2x]
Alice is an art thief, an art thief ART THIEEEEF!!!
Alice is an aaaart thiiief

YIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Alice is an art thief - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Alice is an art thief [3x]
Alice is an art thief, an art thief, an art thief, an art thief, Alice IS an art thief!

Alice is an art thief
I'm telling ya, he's got no fucking tits
A-R-T T-H-I-E-F, Alice is an art thief [2x]

Alice is an art thief! - an art thief an art thief an art thief B-A-L
Alice is an art thief! - an art thief

an art thief to the bone [2x]
I'm telling you baby - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Alice is an art thief [2x]
an art thief [3x]
Alice is gaaaaaaay [5x]
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Always remember to Sage and report alice threads
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>>743487019
P-Please explain further

>>743487102
Ahh. It's okay, I w-will get back to those t-threads soon. <4

>>743487165
I'm s-sorry you're feeling w-worse than usual!
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I know this guy named Alice,
and he's an art thief.
And he's got a dick,
but no tits.
He's a really ugly guy,
as thieving as thieving can get.
And I will tell ya, Alice,
is an art thief.
a-a-a-a-art thief
a-a-a-art thief
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-art thief.
art thief.
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>>743487243
report for what
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>>743487419
S-Spamming dear.
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>>743487419
Avatar fagging is against the rules, thus reporting alice
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>>743487340
A lot of things on this planet bore me. I don't have any hobbies because nothing is interesting. I just kill time. But in my head and in books there's such an infinite fantasy. I'm tired of the world I live in but I don't want to die.
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Hey Tim, lets go talk to Alice.
Yeah that's a good idea.

Hey Alice, how are you doing?
Yeah Alice.

HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHA-HAHAHHAAHHA
Y-you guys are c-crazy man!

Hey Alice, i was breathing oxygen today.

HAHAHA-AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alice, i was wondering if you had like, that Napalm Death album?

H-AHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
O-Oh, you guys are insane!
You guys are c-crazy!

Hey Alice, I was walking on the sidewalk today.

HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAH-AHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Alice, I was wondering, you know like,
you like have a pencil or something?

HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>743487443
spamming the bananas? thats not OPs doing.
also if not that is OP not allowed to post more than frequently in their own threads? what rules are these
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>>743487518
it is? that could make sense. but why?
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sup soda
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>>743486731
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