C-Celeb thread f-farm: B-Blue donkey time, Back t-to w-work Monday slavish e-editions...
I like where your head is at stutterbro
OK, I'm gonna just have THREE drinks and then go to sleep.
We make cheese curds out of her milk. You can go over to our shop and buy some McCurdy's Curds.
So which celebs get turned into what on the farm?
Yes. I want the farm discussion to continue. I want Jennette to just be locked away and milked every day automatically. I hate her but she's still good.
You have to pay a fee to drink straight from the tap. It will take 15 minutes. We have to get her detached from the machinery and cleaned up a bit.
You're like a genius or something. Fuck, I went with the Jewish angle, saying her milk would be kosher.
Probably just someone who wanted to fap (slang for masturbate).
For Jennette it's $1000 for 5 minutes. That includes fondling.
Fuck yes. That would be my go-to, I reckon.
Fondling anywhere. Stimulation of any sort helps production.
OK, four drinks.
Select all mangoes? What?
Mommy needs her sweaty toes cleaned, where are my lewd boys?
Would be interesting to see how naturally smaller-uddered celebs react to the same bovinization process their more fat-titted sisters are subjected to.
Imagine the milking contests these once rich and powerful women are subjected to on the farm...
Just don't get any in her mouth. We have a very specific diet.
Milla will be in agony when the industrial pumps start extracting from her tiny little breasts.
which one are you? Ben? Jerry? what? you're too good at this
I, too, am interested in the difference between our favorite big-tittied and small-tittied actresses. The smaller-titted actresses we could probably get more for. Emily Blunt we could get thousand of dollars for a pint.
Would love to see Miranda right next to Jennette. I'm sure Miranda has been jealous of those milky tits since iCarly
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Plenty of screaming and crying from the Skinny Cow shed as all the C cup and below celebs are pumped to bursting with an extra potent cocktail of hormones and DNA-twisting genetic therapy. They've all seen what happened to Mary Elizabeth Winstead and they dread the same happening to them, even as the industrial milkers continue to suck at their painfully swollen tiny teats....
lmao I love your different torture tactics you ask me to refrain from
Yup. Yup yup yup!
No. Not your fucktoy. You can't fuck her unless she's in season. And that costs A LOT more.
You are good. You are so good.
I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to imply that YOU could breed with her. You have to be licensed (that's such a weird fucking word to spell).
Oh man, I'd love to see Emily Blunt on the farm. Imagine that angry face looking up at you from the milking pens, or from across the field as you catch her grazing with friends she's been able to make among the other cows...
So, just how cow-like does Emma Watson end up being?
I'm sorry, I mean cow #25524-CAF
I'm with you. Her angry eyes would just drive me harder. She'd be feisty, but taming her would feel so good. So fucking good.
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step aside, there are other customers waiting.
What can I get you? A Christina's Cream? Coming right up!
Imagine the rage as she hears the cowbell clanking from her neck as you lead her out for a quick fuck in the pasture and then tease her about letting her be fucked by one of the actual bulls on the farm down the road, all while he cow ears are flicking at the flies in the sun...
I'm laughing at a guy dressed like a 1950s ice cream truck driver in a paper hat emblazoned with whatever fucked-up logo this farm has between bouts of slapping at the fat udders of the celebrity cow that's been brought into the ice cream shop for display that afternoon...
Well you don't get to be a handler.
Also, this is the sign hanging next to whatever celeb gets put on display in the shop
That's grand. The shop at the farm will definitely have custodians in paper hats and white aprons.
Also a sign-up sheet in case any guys want to sell off their wives/daughters/friends for a quick buck.
Anyway the sign-up sheet isn't really needed. Women would flock to us. We give them a good life and they get milked for a living. No work required.
End of Jennette. Gotta put her back in the barn.
I've got just a little bit of Rachel Bilson.
I only just saved it bc I just woke up.
She is pretty cute. Bilson's Milkins
She looks great
little baby feels it coming;
her poo is about to burst!
Penultimate of Rachel. A Jewess name.
but she always looks great
stop notching baby's bum,
thinking you will ever get close
to taste the pieces that fall about!
arghrr! baby hates her americano fans
so much she wants to poop on their faces
until covered they cannot draw a word in agony!
I don't think I've ever seen a picture pf her where she isn't super cute
You can't lay claim to two celeb mistresses. I will take the one you don't choose stutterbro. It's too hard keeping track of two mistresses...
where are all baby's poop devils,
who only live to feast on baby's
blue-browns, curled happy ballets!
emma was and is never pretty and you're a sad degenerate if you think she is
she's just too cute. If there even is such a thing
if one of baby's years long poop slaves
happens to throw you a small inch
sized piece of baby's dung chunk,
consider yourself the luckiest man
in the world for being given what
takes years of service to get!
baby is upset; she will rattle her
wee whistle over her pee slave,
making sure to miss his rotten mouth
a few times and completely soil his pants
and shirt and even cheap shoes!
I don't fucking care your opinion
Her milk would probably be bitter but a sweet aftertaste. You have to WANT to drink it.
I would want to milk her personally.
what do you guys think this anon is like irl?
Agreed but if there was Sabs would be too cute,
Only I get to milk my Jewess cousin.
Is it weird that I wonder about my cousin as I jack off?