C-Celeb thread f-farm: B-Blue donkey time, Back t-to w-work Monday slavish e-editions...
Jennette wants to give me her milk!
>>743445863
I like where your head is at stutterbro
>>743446043
Please share anon
>>743446043
>>743446045
hnnnnngh
>>743446043
OK, I'm gonna just have THREE drinks and then go to sleep.
>>743446131
>>743446093
We make cheese curds out of her milk. You can go over to our shop and buy some McCurdy's Curds.
>>743446123
>inb4 puddle of blood
>>743446241
Perfect legs.
>>743446043
So which celebs get turned into what on the farm?
>>743446314
>>743446241
But I want her milk straight from those udders
>>743446366
>>743446332
Yes. I want the farm discussion to continue. I want Jennette to just be locked away and milked every day automatically. I hate her but she's still good.
GAME OF CONES IN THE HOUSE
Alison literally ends up making brie
>>743446544
>>743446538
You have to pay a fee to drink straight from the tap. It will take 15 minutes. We have to get her detached from the machinery and cleaned up a bit.
>>743446332
Who is the autist who made this?
>>743446687
>>743446683
You're like a genius or something. Fuck, I went with the Jewish angle, saying her milk would be kosher.
>>743446687
How much? I think it'll be worth it
>>743446774
>>743446769
Probably just someone who wanted to fap (slang for masturbate).
Burch Banan Split
>>743446869
>>743446797
For Jennette it's $1000 for 5 minutes. That includes fondling.
Carter Caramel Swirl
>>743447001
>>743447009
Fuck yes. That would be my go-to, I reckon.
>>743447001
Fondling every part of her body or just her tits? I think that's still absolutely worth, I could get off twice in that time with her milk in my mouth
Vesper Vanilla Bean
>>743447001
>fondled by a virgin
>pays $1000
>>743447180
classy
>>743447131
>>743447141
Fondling anywhere. Stimulation of any sort helps production.
So, something a little like this?
>>743447041
I'm ready to cum for her again
>>743447307
good
>>743447298
Perfect then, I'm gonna fondle her body and cum as many times as I can in that 5 minutes. Is shooting my spunk on her allowed?
>>743447298
OK, four drinks.
Select all mangoes? What?
Mommy needs her sweaty toes cleaned, where are my lewd boys?
>>743447344
fuck off back to deviant art, you loser
>>743447349
Would be interesting to see how naturally smaller-uddered celebs react to the same bovinization process their more fat-titted sisters are subjected to.
Imagine the milking contests these once rich and powerful women are subjected to on the farm...
>>743447410
use legacy captcha you dingus
>>743447426
hq carabutt
>>743447410
>>743447382
Just don't get any in her mouth. We have a very specific diet.
thanks for the jennette pics.
>>743447494
Marry Me Maebe Mocha Crunch
>>743447502
Very well, on her tits then her ass the her face. I can't wait to use my little jennette fucktoy
>>743447491
Milla will be in agony when the industrial pumps start extracting from her tiny little breasts.
>>743447604
which one are you? Ben? Jerry? what? you're too good at this
>>743447481
>>743447502
>>743447491
I, too, am interested in the difference between our favorite big-tittied and small-tittied actresses. The smaller-titted actresses we could probably get more for. Emily Blunt we could get thousand of dollars for a pint.
>>743447724
>>743447491
Would love to see Miranda right next to Jennette. I'm sure Miranda has been jealous of those milky tits since iCarly
>>743446045
T-Thank y-you g-good s-sir: m-my m-mistress Jessica Alba/ Victoria Justice i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-woman... I-I hate t-t-to say i-it b-but f-far s-superior t-to wh-what a-anybody h-here w-will b-be able t-to achieve d-during th-their l-lives... P-Please d-don't c-cave m-my l-lungs w-with a-a industrial V-Vacuum m-machine a-attached t-to m-my m-mouth opening...
>>743447764
>>743447685
Plenty of screaming and crying from the Skinny Cow shed as all the C cup and below celebs are pumped to bursting with an extra potent cocktail of hormones and DNA-twisting genetic therapy. They've all seen what happened to Mary Elizabeth Winstead and they dread the same happening to them, even as the industrial milkers continue to suck at their painfully swollen tiny teats....
>>743447863
lmao I love your different torture tactics you ask me to refrain from
>>743447774
>>743447561
Yup. Yup yup yup!
>>743447609
No. Not your fucktoy. You can't fuck her unless she's in season. And that costs A LOT more.
>>743447604
You are good. You are so good.
>>743447724
now why would anybody want to stick their tongue inside that ass??
>>743447873
>>743447828
I promise you'll get a big load in your ass
>>743447963
Fuck, well how long until she's in season? She's made to be bred at all times. I want to fill her insides with my jizz
>>743447963
>>743447980
>>743447987
Do you see that ass? I would want to tongue fuck that ass all night long
>>743448073
it's a great ass tbqhwu
>>743448073
I'm agree with you, anon
>>743448123
>>743448148
It's a juicy little peach that makes me hungry
>>743448052
>>743448036
I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to imply that YOU could breed with her. You have to be licensed (that's such a weird fucking word to spell).
>>743447774
Oh man, I'd love to see Emily Blunt on the farm. Imagine that angry face looking up at you from the milking pens, or from across the field as you catch her grazing with friends she's been able to make among the other cows...
>>743448211
>>743448073
I can think of nothing nicer.
>>743448211
What does it take to get licensed? I'd do anything anon, I want to hear her as I fill her body with my cum
So, just how cow-like does Emma Watson end up being?
I'm sorry, I mean cow #25524-CAF
>>743448276
Right now neither can I so my cock is out and I'm pumping
>>743448264
>>743448248
I'm with you. Her angry eyes would just drive me harder. She'd be feisty, but taming her would feel so good. So fucking good.
>>743445863
Anyone have the Lindsey Vonn leaks?
>>743448349
>>743448288
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step aside, there are other customers waiting.
What can I get you? A Christina's Cream? Coming right up!
>>743448327
>>743448349
Imagine the rage as she hears the cowbell clanking from her neck as you lead her out for a quick fuck in the pasture and then tease her about letting her be fucked by one of the actual bulls on the farm down the road, all while he cow ears are flicking at the flies in the sun...
>>743448483
Alright alright, just give me something of Jennette's and something of Kat
>>743448276
She looks amazing in that dress
>>743448483
>>743448315
>>743448483
I'm laughing at a guy dressed like a 1950s ice cream truck driver in a paper hat emblazoned with whatever fucked-up logo this farm has between bouts of slapping at the fat udders of the celebrity cow that's been brought into the ice cream shop for display that afternoon...
>>743448574
>>743448521
Well you don't get to be a handler.
>>743448668
Also, this is the sign hanging next to whatever celeb gets put on display in the shop
Salted Cardellini Caramel
>>743448675
>>743448668
That's grand. The shop at the farm will definitely have custodians in paper hats and white aprons.
>>743448902
>>743448902
Also a sign-up sheet in case any guys want to sell off their wives/daughters/friends for a quick buck.
>>743448975
>>743448315
>>743448647
>>743449038
>>743448995
>daughters
Yes please.
Anyway the sign-up sheet isn't really needed. Women would flock to us. We give them a good life and they get milked for a living. No work required.
True Detectice Dulce de Leche
>>743449224
Penultimate of Jennette.
>>743449147
<3
>>743449276
End of Jennette. Gotta put her back in the barn.
>>743446043
Calm down, Dan.
AA's Apple Pie
>>743449277
New pic
Nice
I've got just a little bit of Rachel Bilson.
>>743449525
I only just saved it bc I just woke up.
>>743449557
I love Rachel.
>>743449557
>>743449724
Fat cunt needs to get on a treadmill.
>>743449732
>>743449729
She is pretty cute. Bilson's Milkins
>>743449599
She looks great
where are the emmanons?
>>743449724
>>743448683
Oi Oi Oi bruv
>>743449815
>>743449831
Oi bruv
>>743449868
post best Rachel (Leigh Cook)
little baby feels it coming;
her poo is about to burst!
>>743449919
>>743449840
yes!
OI OI BRUV
>>743449868
I fucking love these types of heels
>>743449521
She does bad things to me.
>>743449980
>>743449868
Penultimate of Rachel. A Jewess name.
>>743449983
OI
>>743449821
agreed
but she always looks great
>>743450016
I wanna fuck her feet so bad
>>743446045
Fuck she's so cute!
stop notching baby's bum,
thinking you will ever get close
to taste the pieces that fall about!
>>743450053
I bet she's a filthy fuckin whore in the sack
>>743450047
>>743449783
Nah, she's perfect
>>743450123
>>743450100
delet this
>>743450168
>>743450053
True
arghrr! baby hates her americano fans
so much she wants to poop on their faces
until covered they cannot draw a word in agony!
>>743450041
End.
>>743450217
I don't think I've ever seen a picture pf her where she isn't super cute
>>743450216
Sheeeit
>>743447863
You can't lay claim to two celeb mistresses. I will take the one you don't choose stutterbro. It's too hard keeping track of two mistresses...
where are all baby's poop devils,
who only live to feast on baby's
blue-browns, curled happy ballets!
>>743450371
mm socks
>>743449831
>>743449919
emma was and is never pretty and you're a sad degenerate if you think she is
>>743450420
>poop devils
>>743450485
this so bad.
She's such a boner killer. Its like looking at a frumpy dude with saggy tits.
>>743450340
Agreed
>>743450485
with that being said, I'd love to see ScarJo eat out Emma Watson. She could probably make her squirt.
>>743450567
she's just too cute. If there even is such a thing
if one of baby's years long poop slaves
happens to throw you a small inch
sized piece of baby's dung chunk,
consider yourself the luckiest man
in the world for being given what
takes years of service to get!
My favorite Emma.
>>743450754
baby is upset; she will rattle her
wee whistle over her pee slave,
making sure to miss his rotten mouth
a few times and completely soil his pants
and shirt and even cheap shoes!
>>743450639
There's not
>>743450485
I don't fucking care your opinion
>>743450810
Her milk would probably be bitter but a sweet aftertaste. You have to WANT to drink it.
I would want to milk her personally.
>>743450817
what do you guys think this anon is like irl?
>>743450825
Agreed but if there was Sabs would be too cute,
>>743450918
cute little fuckdoll
>>743450942
Only I get to milk my Jewess cousin.
>>743451019
i love her so much
pictures cant even contain how cute cute cute she is
>>743450943
either a creepy ass 50 year old man with a long beard and bald who never leaves his house or a teenage/tween shitposter who thinks scat is funny.
>>743450994
Isnt she just?
>>743451019
>>743450988
She's perfect
>>743451093
Completely agree
>>743451064
would love to gang fuck her
>>743451050
My baby Ari
Has a bum bum and bad men
Look at her bum hole
>>743450943
Depressed, fat, friendless 35-year-old. He reeks of desperation.
>>743451090
>>743451164
Nice haiku.
>>743451184
Is it weird that I wonder about my cousin as I jack off?
>>743451257
Kiki sneaks in for the finish
>>743451242
Oh hey, it's you. We talked about DPing your cousin once.
Image limit reached.
What other celebs should be on the farm?
>>743451158
Have her screaming and powerless as her holes get drilled
>>743451370
fuck yes. gape her holes
>>743451310
You left out Jewess. I want to DP my Jewess cousin.
>>743451359
Hammaconda
>>743451359
Daddario. Her flavor could be… Succulent Succubus?
>>743451406
I'll go balls deep in her pussy then you surprise her from behind.
>>743451486
Does your Jewess cousin have a cute butt?
>>743451163
qt!
>>743450135
I guess if you're into fat girls with no tits...
>>743451422
I figured it went without saying
>>743451486
really stretch her out
>>743451422
so you are a jew as well?
>>743451571
Could even dp, that tiny fuckdoll could barely handle it.
>>743451643
that's the idea. wear her out
>>743451590
No. That makes fucking my cousin even more sexy, I think.
>>743451675
Two dicks in one hole, think she'd pass out,
>>743451767
fuck, that's hot. drilling her pussy like two pistons
>>743451838
Double the dicking, double the cum too
>>743451900
of course. pump her full of it
Should we do do a new thread? I'll need another drink.
>>743451993
yes
>>743451983
Pinned down as two dicks pound her tight pussy, hot as fuck.
>>743451757
Ah I see. yes it does
>>743452098
arms tied behind her back, having her hair pulled while she's stretched out
>>743451993
Nope
Making a new thread.
>>743447833
That's mean yet true kek
>>743452260
Didn't even think of that, hot as fuck. Drooling like a dumb bitch as we break her.>>743452260
>>743452395
New thread
>>743452436
spanking her ass, too. big red hand prints.
>>743452478
Legs twitching like crazy.