Greetings /b/! My name is Billy Bonka, and I have created my own meme factory. I am opening it to the public, but only to certain individuals.
I will give a tour of my factory to those who roll trips on this thread.
The tour will also get to see my everlasting meme. You can post it and post it and post it, and it will never become dead. Slugworth from 9gag is trying to steal it from me.
Roll trips to win a tour of my meme factory.
Johnny Depp's was better, Gene Wilder's just seemed like an asshole
Gimme my tour
I don't gibe two fucks about games on /b/ but I am a little offended by your using Gene Wilder's image as Willy Wonka here. Johnny Depp would be far more appropriate in this creepy ass place..
Ya Betta get me an oompa loompa authgraph
Congratulations, you're the first to win! You may take one guest. Enjoy the meme factory!
I'll take the fag that gets dubs or more
Stop it! Gene and Gilda implore you.
I will show you things you could never imagine possible
Well, Bonka, I got my mate here.
Where's the tour?
Reminder. Each winner will get to see my everlasting meme, unless you're a spy from 9gag or Tumblr.
Fuck off, Dilly.
Damn whatta shitty character she was, always hated her. Jim and Eddie chatacters were the best
Hmmm, two winners? Step it up, /b/ois. You'll get to see the everlasting meme, and the Trumpa Lumpas.
>Step it up
Not going to happen when you profane the image of Gene!
If this is Bonka,
I'm >>743433429, >>743433429, >>743433783, >>743434014, and will take >>743433888 with me.
I need more winners, and my patience is running out.
Missed it by one which proves as always you called in the wrong being.
It is time, my friends. Time to unveil the everlasting meme! Roll dubs to finally see the meme that lasts forever!
At last, we have dubs. Are you all ready for the everlasting meme?
Here it is, my friends! The everlasting meme! You can post it and post it and post it, and it'll never become dead! Enjoy!
What is wrong with you people?
God is not dead.
And Allah is just another name for the same God that Abraham worshiped. And while that Is true the way you people worship him and yet deign to harm others in his name is disgusting.
You are no less sinners then those you dare to cast stones at. You are scripture lawyers and hypocrites. May our creator one day educate you on the evil liars you have become.
Now that you've seen the everlasting meme, I would like you all to meet Mr. Wilkinson! I hired him to pretend to be a 9gag spy. I had to test all of you. Enjoy the everlasting meme! Bonka out!