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Trips makes my grocery list for the week /b/oils. Limit $100.

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Trips makes my grocery list for the week /b/oils. Limit $100. Will post receipt and pix of food. Possibly consumption.
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>>743394121
go to Kroger buy whatever you want and open carry an ar15
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>>743394121
$100 of pickles
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>>743394121
Suppositories (op choice)
Oils
Condoms
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A cucumber, and a book on how to stick a cucumber up your ass.
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>>743394443
that was fucking close
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mini marshmallows and mustard
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>>743394121
Nothing. Eat the money live on cam.
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>>743394121
$100 worth of funyuns. You're welcome.
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>>743394121
Minute rice, all $100 dollars
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$95 worth of ex-lax and 1 roll of toilet paper
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$100 red bull
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>>743395543
DRINK IT ALL LIVE ON CAM
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>>743394121
Buy as many bottles of mustard as you can.
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>>743394121
All cucumbers and one bottle of lube/mineral oil/lotion/etc
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>>743394121
$4.50 Whole rotisserie chicken
$.88 X5 assorted frozen veggies
$2.99 10lb of potatos
$.79 bag of carrots
$20 chuck roast
$6 bacon
$.99 dozen large eggs X2

Boom, meals for the week with money to spare.

use the spare money to buy a crock pot if you dont have one.
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Swordfish steak. Crab cakes. Tortellini, alfredo sauce, garlic bread. Protein pancake mix. Ground turkey. Pork loins. Fries. Water. Milk.
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$100 of fiber one bars
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lobster and filet mignon
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>>743395850
Try again.
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>>743395959
Again
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>>743396002
Again
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as much bologna that $100 can buy
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>>743394121
im shitting in a Kroger right now. how funny is that. only bought Tylenol though, fucking sciatica.
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One-hundred dollars worth of Kraft macaroni and cheese.
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>>743394121
2 heads of lettuce, 1 gigantic cucumber, 8 loaves of bread, a sac of potatoes, and a watermelon.

Use the water melon as a head, the 8 loaves of bread for arms and legs (2 per appendage tied together at the sac opening), the lettuce for tits, the cucumber for a dick, and the potatoes as a torso. Then fuck your new tranny food doll and post the webm here.
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>>743394121
spam (canned meat) 35$
bacon 10$
corn syrup 5$
can't believe it's not butter 5$
butter 5$
tofu (firm) 5$
tofu (soft, mango dessert flavor) 5$
peasnap 5$
peanuts/ activated almond 10$
coconut milk 5$
milk 5$
milk and bone (dogtreats) 5$
teriyaki sauce 5$
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>>743394121
1.75 bottle of bourbon $50
$50 worth of ramen
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>>743395770
get the fuck out of here with your "Im a mature responsible adult" bullshit.

voting for you regardless
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>>743396167
roll
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>>743395770
rolling for maturity
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>>743395770
rawling
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>>743396167
rolling
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>>743394121
chicken breast, kale, olive oil, sardines in olive oil, ribeye steak, cauliflower rice, butter, coconut oil, covfefe
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>>743396167
rollerino
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>>743396196
roll (bring your empty bottles... it adds up to 105)
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$25 reeses peanut butter cups
$25 5hour energy
$25 sricha
$25 canned pumpkin pie filling
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95 dollars worth of potatoes and a box of condoms. Put condom on a potato and shove it up your ass. Eat the rest of the potatoes and condoms
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oats
boneless skinless chicken breast
eggs
veggies
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100 dollars worth of Reeses pieces
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$100 worth of carrots. It'll suck, but by the end you'll be able to see 28 miles away
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Reroll
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>>743396978
Again
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One (1) box of white tall
Kitchen garbage bags, drawstring, generic

Twenty four (24) Large bags of Ice, but purchase small bags and self-help yourself to the beginning of a new Ice Age in which you freeze yourself in your bathtub to time travel to a time when B matters again (the very distant future). Offer the second seat to the future to the cashier.
Last digit chooses the cashier for you

0 Jew girl
1 other brunette (non Latina)
2 Latina
3 Indian (dot) girl
4 Indian (casino) girl
5 Indian (carribean)
6 Catholic Slut Girl
7 lucky blonde girl
X8 redhead girl
88 Celtic Tattooed Racist Faux Aryan redhead girl
90-Azn girl
91-93 AZN trap
94-97 Azn male
98 sumo wrestler
99 a nigger
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>>743396743
Roll
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>>743396756
reroll
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>>743396978
Or turn orange
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>>743397082
Rolls for trips, you get to join the future frozen to a redhead
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>>743397226
Exactly. Reroll
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>>743394121
30 dollars worth of red beans and rice, 20 for cheap generic snack/ramen and $50 for feeder mice at your local pet store, gotta get that protien, wiggling scurring protein
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Buy 5 different types of cheese, and then buy 3 different types of bread, then combine those and compare cheese and bread combos.
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>>743395770
roll
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Bleach pool tablets
Brake fluid
Large thick heavy duty Mason Jars with guaranteed metal sealing covers and rings
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>>743396978
rolll
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>>743394121
Rice 20lb bag of rice and minumum 40$ of goldfish gold fish, spend the rest on anything unhealthy
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>100 dollars of goldfish crackers
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>>743396978
Reroll to turn op orange
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spend all the money on oil and condoms
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>>743396167
Rollllalalalall
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$100 worth of Pringle cans (same flavor you pick)
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Buy a cheap hooker and eat her herpes sores
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all on cocoa puffs and yoohoo
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>>743397637
Roll
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100 bucks of mayonnaise, slurpey slurrp motherfucker
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>>743397637
pls win
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Spend $100 on the cheapest potatoes they have
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>>743397777
winrar
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>>743397777
winrar, you whitebread motherfucker
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>>743397819
quads != trips
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>>743397919
> this much bait
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>>743397919
Quads supersede trips.
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>>743397777
winrar!!
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you will live off of 10 dollars worth of raw spaghetti noodles.
be happy you didnt waste more money on raw pasta
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Eat mayo faggot
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By $5 of rice and beans, and a slingshot/pellet gun. Eat only the rice and beans followed by what you can kill
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>>743397777
Quads of truth!
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>>743396247
Kill yourself basement dwelling NEET
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>>743397777
OP better give pics
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>>743396978
RIP op
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>>743394121
Donuts, donut holes, glue, pregnancy test, and a coat hanger
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Enjoy your diet of processed egg sauce OP, mmm I'm getting hard thinking about how wet your stools will be.
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80 six packs of ramen noodles.
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Eggs, brussel sprouts, peanut butter, oatmeal, what bread, beans, and pizza.
Enjoy becoming a human stink bomb.
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>>743398637
roll
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>>743398657
rolol
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$100 worth of cheese in a can
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>>743397777

bumping for potential.
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Spend it all on bleach
That's all you need, isn't it, OP?
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>>743398710
>How real is this monthly giveaway?

bestshop.bordenlake.com
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>>743395770
rol
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>>743398978
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>>743397777
Damn, nice quads, check'd


Wonder if OP is gonna pussy out by saying that he asked for trips, not quads.
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>>743399237

I just want mayo time for OP
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>>743333333
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>>743397777
enjoy a hearty breakfast op
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$100 worth of milky way bars
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Better be Hellmans faggot, or Dukes if your in the south. None of that Miracle Whip nonsense.
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>>743394121

$100 worth of macaroni and cheese
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>>743394121

$50 salt
$50 pepper
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>>743399821
I don't think it matters
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$50 on licorice $50 on coffee
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Op will surely deliver.
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OP when you back from the store, lets see some mayo!
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$100 worth of condoms
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>>743401145
Your late.
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