HAPPENING: HOUSTON FLOODS cont.

bless

ded

>>743360501
Don't talk to me or my floods ever again

i'm in houston rn street is a river but ayy i got internet and booze

>>743360501

Let's go

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It's over, he's dead.

let's set the tone with this fine song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

>>743360582
Weather nerd

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poor omar

>>743360501

her last tweet is 45min old. did she died?

got a kinda brown friend in Houston, hope he washes up on the right side of the wall, if you know what I mean

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removed the logo in top right corner

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>>743360628

>>743360638
why did he not leave, natural selection motherfuckers

>>743360650
roll

>>743360638
kek he needs >religeon

>>743360599
I see a lack of boat

>>743360727
I live in a middle class neighborhood, only the streets flood not the houses. poor people have flood houses.

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>>743360727
he's floating on a door tethered to his house via ethernet

Preacher man has returned, babies

>>743360672
is she kill?

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>>743360672
LEGEND

>>743360638
>OMAR INTENSIFIES

>>743360801
No they can breathe underwater for hours

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>>743360793
I'm gaining traction

>>743360806
harris county was declared a state of disaster for the past 3 days, can confirm, i work in harris county but live in montgomery fuck u fat bitch liar son of basterd bich!

>>743360886
open bob and vagene

SEND IN THE TROLLSSS

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*URGENT*
Some kike has infiltrated us.

How bad is north Houston?

>>743360954
>"timestamp with sharpie in pooper or drown"

>>743360954
>hair hat

>>743360501
I AM GLAD SHE DIED LOL

>>743360767
It wont take long until the poor invade. Like wet rats clinging floating garbage

>>743360767
Fucking lel

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/b/EMA emergency response activated

>>743360953
Motherfucker

>>743360953
Find new targets

>>block kike

>>743360990
If she's actually dead I'm going to be lynched.

who the fuck infiltrated us?

Text Jen - I love you. Pls don't die for the sake of our future white children

>>743361088
Hilary

Oh my God!
The water is rising!
It's rising!
You just have to believe in me!
Failing that I'll ride this storm alone!

I should've known the tides were getting higher.
We can still survive.
They think we're drowning but our heads are still above the waves,
Above the waves.

>>743360990
still alive. rejecting calls.

>>743360954
Why is she standing in the water when the bathtub is still dry?

>>743360981
kek

>>743361088
Probably some Moralfag who felt sowwy for the poow peopew in Houston

>>743361128
what's her number?

try to get people to donate to this fake charity

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=7459581 I want a new graphics card

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"Is that from Reddit". Someone find me her address.

>>743361033
nah man whole freeways and streets are under water

the poor will drown before they make it to outlying suburbs

>>743360953
Go gas yourself you kike I know your watching!!!

>>743361185
Piss off
nypa

Faggot

>>743361088
Psh, most of the media has people camping both /b/ and /pol/ whenever something like this is going on, plus all the Reddit fags who post about 4chan.

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>>743360638

All those motherfuckers? it'd be like the scene in peewees big adventure when the pet store burnt down

>>743361202
it's redchan

>>743361177
hello
not infiltrate or moralfag
just gave advice to stupid bitch so she would drown on roof instead of house

>>743361033
Kek. you forget what state this is? The rats will be blown back out the front door with buckshot.

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>>743360954
>>743361133

>2017 is def my year

>>743361223
don't be mad you didn't think of it you sourpuss

>>743361088
Some kike blogger probably

>>743361202
Soneone tell her its from the top secret gag9

>>743360954
Just. Like how the fuck do you let youraelf get caught in that predicament... Like the hurricane didnt fucking sneak up on ya. Like what a world where fully grown adults with access to the most knowledge the world has ever seen get trapped naked in the fucking bathroom by water.

>>743361088

Some people are assholes.

There is literally nothing wrong with trolling these idiots.

They were fucking warned for the last decade that hurricane season will come back.

They were warned for over a week about the current hurricane.

They were told to get the fuck out or be prepared.

They couldn't even last a day without crying for help.

Texas should stop talking about becoming their own country again. They are clearly too fucking incompetent to do so.

>>743361256
Kek she called it

>>743361256
kek

>>743361261
Nigger

Get a job.
A fucking vidya card.
Gay

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fuck whoever exposed us, hope god smites discord/YRatHTP

>>743361256
Kekked

>>743360501
Thread Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

>>743361364
Lmaoo!

>>743361296
this
when anyone says it's 4chan, just say it's some secret 9gag raid

>>743361319
As a Texan, I think it's good for our ranks to be thinned out a bit. Traffic is too congested on 45 and the news of these idiots having everything destroyed makes my heart sing.

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>>743361256
Shafunqua 2.0

>>743361317
read her twitter from yesterday. her mom got a hotel room in a safe area... she didn't stay with her mom cause she thought the storm would be bullshit

>>743361364
send her dick pic

>>743361254
Omg i did! Sorry man i live in MD. God what a place to live

>>743361236

No it wouldn't be the same.

I actually felt sorry for PeeWee and those animals.

Before we send help we are required to ask if you voted for Ted cruz

>>743361357
u gay sourpuss

>>743360650
Fucker probably came here on a floating door. He'll be fine.

>>743361212
Lol put something in their butts when they do

>>743361412
Remember when pam went nuts over the gag9 trolls swatting her?

Also yes its standard protocol, fucking newfags dont understand discretion

>>743361418
This

Too many niggers

>>743360880
Epic xD

>>743361422
everyone send her dick pics

>>743361202
Dayum, why is Mack such a party pooper. Its just a joke Mack. You think this way someone is gonna suck your dick?

>>743361428
dmv for life

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Kike is watching.

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>>743361420

Its really not that bad down here. Just got done driving through it. Was so calm I tried to go through the drive through and that shit was closed.

>>743361422
This, only dick pics can save them

>>743361492
410?

>>743361418
Fellow DallasFag?

>>743361469
Honestly, it took me fucking 2 hours to drive what should have been 45 minutes. I hope all of their cars are destroyed.

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**HOUSTON? WE HAVE A PROBLEM**

>>743361387
I fucking lost. Even though this isn't a ylyl, that made me laugh badly.

>>743361438
Worthless little shit.
Go ask your mom

Say goodbye to your fail account.
No money for you.

>>743361542
Nice

>>743361500
Bet he's jerking his 1inch cock thinking he's being a hero.

>>743361430
true.

>>743361522

Also I should mention that I'm white. So my vehicle is a reasonable distance off of the ground and I know how to swim.

>>743361536
I live in Conroe, just outside of Houston but it makes me happy to see their lack of planning.

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>>743360886
It was declared Friday

>>743361534
240/301

What is the point of taking screenshots of this thread and posting them on Twitter? Do people think people will just suddenly stop trolling because "oh no, I've been outed on Twitter" or is this supposed to be further proof that 4chan is mean :(((((.

>>743361479

Literally trying to be a white knight when there is no reason for it.

Most of these people are just fine, they are just freaking out because they are idiots and unprepared.

Lots of Texans are doing just fine too, don't get me wrong.

>>743361616
threat level dragon

Dear kike,

Jen's mom is still not going to fuck you.

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joseph obuto will become a warrior
troll everyone with him!

>>743361630
Faggot brownie points, thinks hes doing sonething of importance.

>>743361550
Heed the prophet Vaughn, who foresaw the deluge!

>>743361088
Some fag who don't know how to have fun

>>743361616
They were talking about it on Thursday morning, I remember distinctly, everyone had time.

Where's Poseidon

>>743361630
My best guess is he's from Reddit or he honestly thinks we're trying to make their situation worse. Some of us in this thread actually are affected by flooding and shit. And people who are seem to be fine with it. Plus we're just trying to spread the word of the Lord.

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Kike, I know you're reading this. It's preacher dude. I just want you to know that we are all disappointed in you.

>>743361775
Thinking hes gonna get some flood poon

>>743361700
"mom! look! I just defended some people over the internet!"

>>743361614
also in conroe on 242, this is gonna get even worse than the flooding last year.

>>743361788
>Feeding the troll

I thought better of you, /b/rothers.

>>743361788
Report his name for hate speech

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>>743361712
It was declared Friday
I Didn't hear a thing about it till friday night

>>743361820
"Mommys busy with uncle tyrone honey good for you!"

>>743361788
your name is kike? oh man, that's so antisemitic
let's ban this 9gag filth

>>743361823
Mother fucker you live a street away from me. 1488 here right off of 45. The flooding last year was pretty bad but it was more of an inconvenience than a disaster to me.

>>743361808
He could always fuck the drowned corpses of the unprepared idiots that actually died

>>743361808

it is the wettest pussy around tho

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>>743361788
what an enormous faggot dude , im sure pointing out the obvious is saving the people drowning right now. Fuck us , right? Why get a laugh out of a bad situation
Fucking cunt.

They were warned about this a long time ago..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

>>743361863
I heard it on the radio Thursday morning, we can agree to disagree but I know it was Thursday. The point is that it's Sunday now and nobody should have been shocked that it flooded. It floods every year for fucks sake.

Is the flooding still pretty bad? Find me a new target.

>>743360880
This just in from CNN.....is the hacker known as 4chan at it again? We'll tell you what to think after our trumpathon.

d-d-darwin, you there mate?

>>743361949
Kike detected.

>>743361999
Bad and should be getting worse

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>>743361972
Just clarifying that you are wrong

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>>743361910
>>743361911

>>743362038
Excellent.

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ok next target?

>>743362033
Your sensor's way off faggot
Doubt the kike even posted in the thread
The fucking cunt.

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>>743362023
TRUMP NEEDS TO DENOUNCE THESE TROLLS! REEEE NAZIS

>>743362058
That's no good, I think it has a penis

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>>743361868

>>743362108
OK making sure.

kike is here :)

>>743362023
CNN just confirmed this. It is the hacker 4chan! He has over 9000 bots calling 911 so people who need help can't reach them.

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>>743362128

>>743362051
no you are wrong i know what i heard. YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN YOU WEREN'T THERE

>>743362023
When CNN knows 4chan as one guy.

>>743362074
I've been eyeing her off for quite a while. You're 'James Aloto', right?

>>743361904
>>743361823
you two should fuck eachother

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>>743362156
>>743362127
>>743362058

Dead liberals.

THANK GOD FOR DEAD LIBERALS!

Not one fuck given! Keep the dead liberals come rolling in! Fucking subhuman savages! Every last one of them!

>>743362156
That'll do pig, that'll do

>>743361904
i got 2 fridges full of beer and a generator if you want to swim down here haha

>>743362200
yeah, i got my next target, are you the preacher?

>>743362264
Indeed I am.

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Idk.

>>743362255
I've got electricity and beer of my own, it's not even flooded over here lol but thanks for the offer. Is it flooded on 242?

>>743361904
1488? Am I the only one who noticed that?

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>>743362127

Nigga, this bitch is just relaxing, havin a nice face down swim, and you gotta be all up in her business

We are going to call Jen tomorrow to be sure she's not dead right?

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>>743362246
>>743362247

>>743362246
>texan liberals

kek as liberal myself i can safely say god is pissing on texas for good reason

>>743362192
Is the mastermind 4chan behind Harvey? We'll say yes after this 30 minute commercial.

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do i do it?

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>>743362343
Gotta love that face down swimmin

That bitch deleted it and blocked me.

>>743362341
No, I noticed it when I moved here... everyone notices it

>>743362403
Diamonds

>>743362384
yeah 4chan hacked the weather

>>743362389
Yee

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>>743362183
I just posted the declaration, it's dated, I have proof, what have you got anon? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.

Ted Cruz has a boat and is on his way

>>743361616
Why do official documents use the word 'whereas' so fucking much? The message would still be perfectly understandable if they removed all instances of the word. Did some old timey faggot just think it sounded cool and everyone just sorta ran with it or something?

>>743362462
YOU WILL NOT WIN WITH ME, I WILL COUNTER ALL OF YOUR LOGICAL POINTS WITH EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCES THAT YOU CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY

>>743362456
would they do anything if i did it

>>743362377
Gods not real

>>743362403
warm em up in teh microwave and they're good for a few hours of fun

>>743362246
How can you tell their political leanings?
That's some super cool superpower you have there.

>>743362486
he's not going to save anyone, he's just going to shoot looters

>>743362462
MAKE AMERICA HURRICANE AGAIN!!!!!

>>743362246
>texas
>red neck central with guns galore and mexican border right next to it
>liberals

I got a dox set up for the infiltrator if you guys want a link

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>>743362447

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Kike is still lurking.

>>743362539
Idk.

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>>743362537
Yes

>>743362578
you've never been to houston obviously, that's like saying that kansas is all flat

>>743362585
Do it fam

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>>743362565
Simple

They're white females that have either drowned or have been murdered.

Fates achieved only by being a fucking retard and not being aware of your surroundings.

Things liberals are known for.

Therefore, they are liberals!

GAS THE LIBERALS! GAS THE LIBERALS!

WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!

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>>743362538
I win already you lose

>>743362585
What's the point, he'll just fuck off.

>>743362637
I would leave the police alone, honestly

>>743362246
isnt texas a republican state? right wing, gun carrying and no need to help them because only liberals ask for assistance?

>>743362690

The pink knickers one looked like she was a qt. Shame.

>>743362633
>one day you'll roast in he'll with Jen
Lel

>>743362709
no, because I refuted you with emotions

wait what the fuck, am i the only one that saw somebody tweet jen's address?

Kill yourself you fucking niggerkike

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>>743362742
Fuckin chink suicide pacts, probably got bullied over that nice ass

>>743362709
announced thursday you dickbut
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/24/us/harvey-storm-hurricane-texas.html?mcubz=3

>>743362633
Fucking kek

Water inside my house already

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>>743362772
Emotions not real

>>743362658
Im from houston and i can comfirm what he is saying well atleast in the rich part

>>743362791
Ya, she did when asking for help. But won't even share nudes for a boat ride

Anyone in the woodlands?

>>743361319
/thread

>>743362887
yeah but not the whole rest of it

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I fucking knew she was a Jew

>>743362914
yep

>>743362625
I'll take the one on the right please

>>743362733
Correct im from houston and i can fend for my own family thats why i bought a truck with high suspencion

>>743362858
where do you live

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>>743362946
WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!WHITE POWER!

>>743362914
yeah

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>Be research assistant doing data analysis on storms
>Supervisor includes me in group email about how amazing and useful this storm is
>Will get paid thanks to this storm at some point
>reading tweets of soon to drown people
>mfw

>>743362948
Cool me 2

>>743363070
it's nice here, even now

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The Water Rises

>>743362914
Yep its fine here elevated house always wins against floods

>>743362934
Fuck the rest honestly

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>>743362825
You win so now I just insult you


Why you dick so small

>>743363108
>>743363070
>>743363067
>>743362948
how many of you motherfuckers live in the woodlands?

>>743363129
I agree with that, wholeheartedly

also in the woodlands, hopefully this flooding washes out all the niggers moving up north from spring into the woodlands.

>>743362324
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!

>>743363134
I WIN BROTHAS I WIN

>>743362367
Would bang 'til puss dry.

your all fucking monsters

>>743363170
they can't pay the rent anyway lol

>>743363144
i'm on 242, hbu?

>>743363215
We know

>>743363215
kike detected

>>743362625
I got the one on the left, my good sir.

>>743363233
lake woodlands drive

>>743363215
We're the first line of defence against the normie kikes. Fuck off, dork.

>>743362246
You mean republicans. God is trying to save us from Trump. Democrat 2020.

Hurricanes, destroying Trump's base, one drowning at a time.>>743362200

>>743363243
Damn those lips look like she straight stole them from a flood cadaver

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She's a fucking coal burner