It fortune time with osaka as your fortune teller for today come and test your luck
The rules
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
You have been warned
>>743244226
Alright, I do love me some Osaka.
Hit me up with a fortune, friend
sata andagi my nigga
>>743244597
Oh maw gawd finally a anon
>your fortune says on the 23th of September the plants will take over the world
>>743244750
Hmmm, not exactly sure what that means, but I'll look forward to it.
Thanks Osaka
>>743244226
Ok I'll bite, tell me dirty gypsie, what shall I expect in the future
>>743244668
Sata andagi to you too
>your fortune says don't state the obvious
>>743244853
Its a little shop of horrors reference
>>743244972
Im not a gypsy
>your fortune says don't expect the fourth reich to take over the world.
Gib fortune
>>743245361
Damn
Sata Andagi, my good friend....
>>743244226
沙汰案だ義
Fortune plz
>>743245556
*edit サーターアンダギー
>>743245414
Ill give you something special for last night
>your fortune says buy lubricant for tonight and get ready for the night of your life
>>743245533
Hi
>your fortune says moldy food will ruin your day Sunday
>>743245556
>your fortune says get your finger blown off by tom hanks
>>743246026
Uh I dont have any and all the stores are closed.
>>743244226
>>743246026
senpai osaka, please tell me my fortune and help me guide my path oh wise senpai
>>743244226
Do mine uwu
>>743246113
Ehh ill buy it for you
>>743246153
Here are the basics
>your fortune says cool kids don't do drugs
>>743246170
>uwu
Are you the butt anon?
>your fortune says don't trust the voices in your head
>>743246546
Thank you. Then what?
>>743244226
ummm if your still going sure!
Tell me what will happen in my future anon..
>>743244226
alrigh tell me my fortune!
>>743246546
The what
I don't trust them already uwu :(
>>743246665
Your choice im all yours
>>743246746
>your fortune says offer a sacrifice in my honor
>>743246818
>your fortune says you gonna have to go back to the past
>>743246985
>your fortune says bring extra photon beams for the next misson
>>743247286
Oh heh. Thats a lot of options.
>>743247283
I hate to ruin the fun but you have been a voice in my head the entire time.
>>743247514
If you want we could talk about star wars if you want?
>>743247694
Sure but what do you actually know about it? Im a fucking nerd since I was a kids so I know way more then I should but technically it doesnt mean anything anymore.
>>743247694
Owoh :(
Okay give me a fortune my good man.
>>743247826
Some alien names, stuff from the six movies, and the basic information that anyone can gather.
>>743248031
Since you somehow manifested into an individual being with free will I have nothing else to say other than congratulations
>>743248088
Sure thing pengu
>your fortune says don't state at the satanic walrus
>>743248540
Well what were some of the things you liked?.
gimme a fortune nigga
>>743248776
Good news is you arent paranoid. bad news is someone or something wants to hurt you.
>>743248691
I like the design settings examples hoth, the death star, corecant Mosley elsy, the musical scores, and the costumes.
>>743248776
Ayy whut up nig
>your fortune says I will steal your powers kiss shot in exchange for the sword
>>743248997
you said that the other day, need to get more creative tomo
>>743249130
dis bitch aint stealin shit from me
>>743249130
Oh yeah they do make pretty things to look at. Hmmmm...... Im trying to think of things that would be interesting to look at. Some of the sith lords have interesting get ups and the fan art is solid
>>743249227
Sorry its just the automated part of me taking over. Have to do it for work and what not.
>>743249227
>mfw
Bitch ass ho thinks she's all that
>>743249326
Darth maul was an interesting character to look at
>>743249326
rip, watchu been up to?
>aside from working
>>743249610
well she did kinda destroy the world in one timeline, also star wars music is the best
>>743248540
I wish I hadn't uwu :(
Yo cuz gimme fortune
>>743249610
I do feel his is a sort of menacing look about him. Zabraks dont have face paints like him from what ive seen
>>743249743
Some tanks. Got a good laugh out of them trying to sell their old premium tanks.
>>743249743
>>743244226
sata andagi.
Send a fortune my way.
>>743249970
still got that bonus xp shit goin on?
>>743250253
There is a 3X xp this weekend but I am taking it easy right now. Kind of want to shower and fap or something I dont know.
>>743244226
SATA ANDAGI
>>743249743
I know that shino, what's your favorite theme?
>>743249784
Too bad
>>743249791
I wonder what this low income gentleman is saying?
>your fortune says become the best pump in town only to die a early death
>>743249970
Who's your favorite sith Lord from the entire series?
>>743250111
>your fortune says get drunk three times in a row
>>743250450
>your fortune says make no sense for the reply
>>743250485
Well thats easy its darth nihilus. If you want to see an interesting creature look up star wars star weird.
>>743250406
damn thats alot of bonus xp, why you always shower so late?
>>743250485
hmmm, idk theres alot of good music, vader's march is probly my favorite tho cause its the most iconic
>>743250485
Not too bad :(
*hangs self*
>>743250820
Its only on first win per tank. Because no one interrupts me
>>743250994
the fuck, why would someone interrupt you taking a shower?
>>743251231
Because I either fap or fall asleep in there for an hour or so.
>>743250739
What you like about nihilus?
>>743250820
The imperial march is a nice theme but I liked the music that plays when luke was staring at the tatoine suns.
>>743250906
Your last words were goodbye nurse
>>743251314
I like his design. He isnt some dude he is just a mask and robes that he bound his soul too with the force and his only goal is to eat all the force energy in the galaxy. Cool if you ask me.
>>743251314
No they weren't owo
>>743251475
It is cool especially since he has a clear goal
>>743251482
Spirit begone
>>743251309
sounds like you need to fap faster
>>743251314
yea its all good music, john williams is basically a god
>>743251682
Yeah. Kinda curious about the new movie but I dont know. I feel its a bit fast to be making a movie.
>>743251778
even if im fast ill spend the rest of the time in the shower. Its alone time I love.
>>743251944
yea i like alone time too, thats why i stay up all night
>>743251682
I wish I could owo
>>743251778
I guess he can be given that title
>>743251944
Is it because you had to wait a year or two for each of the original trilogy to be released.
>>743249130
please bless me with knowledge
>>743252230
Yeah. I cant do that as much anymore
>>743252288
im 20. Most of these things were out before I could think.
>>743252416
you dont work any mornings do you? just afternoon?
>>743244226
Sata Andagi!!
>>743252561
Oh no. I worked 9-6 and tomorrow 7-4 the next. Some kid they had doing mornings went to college or something.
sata andagi
What's my fortune?
>>743252683
fuck working mornings
>>743244226
New years dreams sound nice. Sata andagi
>>743252928
Yeah. I hate it. I cant fall asleep early enough.
>>743253211
did you run out of sleeping pills?
>>743252267
I don't care as long you don't bother the other anons
>>743252327
You should know that eating people can result in the transmission of mulitple deadly diseases that have no cure.
>>743252416
If you look at the realise order it is simple to add in the years it took to release them
>>743252666
>your fortune says go kill dogs for fun
>>743252718
>your fortune says you will stay locked in your room for an entire week
>>743253075
They do
>your fortune says you will eggplant the hawk that flies around mt.fuji
>>743244226
SATA ANDAGI
>>743253404
No I just dont feel they are as effective.
>>743253428
Thats a cute pic. What is she saying?
>>743253428
I will uwu
>>743245414
QUEER QUEER LOOK AT ME I'M QUEER
>>743244226
"SATA ANDAGI"
>>743253608
yea i know that feel, i get zzzquil sometimes if i need to get up early, it works great like once, and then feels like it wont work again for like a month
sata andagi weebs
give me some good shit
>>743253496
>your fortune says don't feed the carnivorous plants
>>743253608
Ah in Japanese
>>743253833
>your fortune says don't believe the person below your post
>>743253973
Thats the second cutest picture you have posted.
>>743254124
Ah that it is..... See any good anything lately?
>>743253829
I missed you owo
>>743244226
Sata Andagi!!!!!!!
>>743254222
I never went anywhere.
I posted last time but never got a fortune. Let's see what OP brings me tonight!
>>743254264
I never saw youwu
>>743254217
is it? i just stole it tonight from schizo's thread
>>743254380
Its not like we talked about much anyways
>>743254401
Mhm. Im a sucker for cute faces and a uniform though.
>>743254495
Have you not being saying still here? :(
>>743254102
>your fortune says lose the arms so It's easier for me to kidnap you
>>743254217
Yeah I seen little shop of horrors today
>>743254242
>your fortune says you will have thoughts of suicide right now
>>743254356
>your fortune says wait another day for official fortune
>>743253973
I don't believe you...you fucking liar!
>>743254547
I have. My job has been getting in the way to say the least.
>>743254556
Uh the one with the plant right?
>>743254495
cute faces are good, eyes are most important for me
>>743254630
Yeah you want to hear my thoughts on the movie?
>>743254720
I love Tomokos green eyes myself. Do you have a cute eye color?
>>743254842
Its been years since I saw it but sure I think I remember the general plot beats.
>>743254847
golden eyes a best
>>743254556
nooooooooooooooooo I dont want to kill myself though
>>743255076
They seem ok yeah but I meant yourself silly.
>>743254910
I thought It was a great movie, most of the songs were catchy, the setting was interesting to look at, the design for the plant was cool to look at, and the plant ending was cool.
>>743255108
I didn't say you would die
>>743255254
I heard there was another ending planned. Instead of the happy ever after he gets eaten and his love too and then the world is overrun with plants.
>>743255149
oh i have blue/green eyes
>>743255369
That's the one I saw, btw how did the other ending went
>>743255403
Mine are a light blue color
>>743255439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJtYayW4VQ
Uh like this...
>>743255603
yea mine are mostly light blue, they just have alittle green tint right around my pupils
>>743255809
We would make beautiful children.
>>743255603
That scene where the plant smiles at you is funny because the guys that made that ending did probably that on purpose to signify the alternative ending.
>>743256019
Or an easy write in for a sequel
sata andagi
>>743256004
i think you've said that before, do you have blonde hair?
>>743256082
I saw the other ending first so that possibility didn't come to my head
>>743256179
>your fortune says read the filename for the first image
>>743256265
Sorry autopilot again. Mhm
>>743256274
I can understand that yeah. Now to get naked.
>>743256447
Not if I beat you first
>>743256447
nice, might get some aryan children, unfortunately i carry genes for both brown and red hair so it'd be unlikely
>>743256603
I wouldnt mind that
>>743256625
That means just go again.
>>743256772
pics
>>743256772
I took of the bra now
>>743244226
SATA ANDAGI
>>743256772
lel, my grandparents used that method trying to have a daughter, they gave up after they had 7 sons
>>743256876
lewd
>>743256876
Lovely.
>>743256955
At that point one or 2 of the 7 can work.
>>743256921
>your fortune says its lewd time right now
>>743256955
>lewd
That just another way of saying you want to make it a threesome
>>743257006
Hey tomo can shinbo join us?
SATA ANDAGI
>>743257006
wtf is that pic
>>743257239
i dont need tomo's permission to join in, i just dont feel like it
>>743257239
I guess.
>>743257384
She is a frog grill monster!
>>743257437
weird
>>743257573
The fan art is rather immense
sata andagi. be gentle please
>>743257318
>your fortune says you got tapeworms from buger king
>>743257384
More for me than
>>743257437
She doesn't feel like it anymore but im always ready.
>>743257717
Always? Nice gif
Fortoon pleen
>>743257679
is it?
>>743257717
lul tapeworms from burger king
>>743257695
I bought a new toothbrush just for you so no.
>your fortune says you will be given the worst possible pain imaginable
>>743257755
Not always but you get the gist of it
>>743257879
>your fortune says hold your breath for ten seconds
>>743244226
You better not be eating any granola bars.
>>743257994
That's how I feel whenever I eat there
>>743258031
Im not because the government offers me food paste to take home.
>>743257994
Yes. She is popular and all that.
>>743258010
And all I need do is ask?
>>743258217
Yeah
>>743258189
Good you don't want to hurt the frogs now do you.
>>743258217
frog monster grill fanart though?
>>743258429
Fuck the frogs those little shits gave me a creepy ass nightmare
>your fortune says let them eat shit
>>743258366
That's a bit too in the open but thank you I will remember it.
>>743258463
It's because it's an unpopular monster. Would do stuff with those eggs though heh
>>743258673
>Fuck the frogs
Oh okay....I'll be watching you.
Hmm, Sata Andagi my friend :D
>>743258675
gross
>>743244226
>Sata Andagi
Sata Andagi
>>743258675
It only for you tomoko
>>743258839
So will I anon
>>743258875
Hello random person
>your fortune says don't eat 200 apple seeds
>>743258995
Heh. I would be very interested even if I didn't want to mate
>>743259173
What did I do to deserve the pleasure or what do I owe you
>>743259173
You better be watching, I could be anywhere.
>>743259381
what would you do with them if you didnt want to mate?
>>743259142
Sata andagi
>your fortune says you only can speak in osaka now
>>743259381
Your the first person to respond back to me here.
>>743259536
Sure sure
Im done posting for tonight goodnight everyone
>>743260501
rip, i think tomo fell asleep too, guess i'll leave
Sata Andagi
>>743244226
SATA ANDAGI
SATA ANDAGI