It fortune time with osaka as your fortune teller for today come and test your luck
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
You have been warned
Ok I'll bite, tell me dirty gypsie, what shall I expect in the future
Sata andagi to you too
>your fortune says don't state the obvious
Its a little shop of horrors reference
Im not a gypsy
>your fortune says don't expect the fourth reich to take over the world.
Ill give you something special for last night
>your fortune says buy lubricant for tonight and get ready for the night of your life
>your fortune says moldy food will ruin your day Sunday
>your fortune says get your finger blown off by tom hanks
Uh I dont have any and all the stores are closed.
Ehh ill buy it for you
Here are the basics
>your fortune says cool kids don't do drugs
Are you the butt anon?
>your fortune says don't trust the voices in your head
Your choice im all yours
>your fortune says offer a sacrifice in my honor
>your fortune says you gonna have to go back to the past
>your fortune says bring extra photon beams for the next misson
I hate to ruin the fun but you have been a voice in my head the entire time.
If you want we could talk about star wars if you want?
Sure but what do you actually know about it? Im a fucking nerd since I was a kids so I know way more then I should but technically it doesnt mean anything anymore.
Okay give me a fortune my good man.
Some alien names, stuff from the six movies, and the basic information that anyone can gather.
Since you somehow manifested into an individual being with free will I have nothing else to say other than congratulations
Sure thing pengu
>your fortune says don't state at the satanic walrus
Well what were some of the things you liked?.
Good news is you arent paranoid. bad news is someone or something wants to hurt you.
I like the design settings examples hoth, the death star, corecant Mosley elsy, the musical scores, and the costumes.
Ayy whut up nig
>your fortune says I will steal your powers kiss shot in exchange for the sword
you said that the other day, need to get more creative tomo
dis bitch aint stealin shit from me
Oh yeah they do make pretty things to look at. Hmmmm...... Im trying to think of things that would be interesting to look at. Some of the sith lords have interesting get ups and the fan art is solid
Sorry its just the automated part of me taking over. Have to do it for work and what not.
Bitch ass ho thinks she's all that
Darth maul was an interesting character to look at
rip, watchu been up to?
>aside from working
well she did kinda destroy the world in one timeline, also star wars music is the best
I do feel his is a sort of menacing look about him. Zabraks dont have face paints like him from what ive seen
Some tanks. Got a good laugh out of them trying to sell their old premium tanks.
still got that bonus xp shit goin on?
There is a 3X xp this weekend but I am taking it easy right now. Kind of want to shower and fap or something I dont know.
I know that shino, what's your favorite theme?
I wonder what this low income gentleman is saying?
>your fortune says become the best pump in town only to die a early death
Who's your favorite sith Lord from the entire series?
>your fortune says get drunk three times in a row
>your fortune says make no sense for the reply
Well thats easy its darth nihilus. If you want to see an interesting creature look up star wars star weird.
damn thats alot of bonus xp, why you always shower so late?
hmmm, idk theres alot of good music, vader's march is probly my favorite tho cause its the most iconic
Its only on first win per tank. Because no one interrupts me
the fuck, why would someone interrupt you taking a shower?
Because I either fap or fall asleep in there for an hour or so.
What you like about nihilus?
The imperial march is a nice theme but I liked the music that plays when luke was staring at the tatoine suns.
Your last words were goodbye nurse
I like his design. He isnt some dude he is just a mask and robes that he bound his soul too with the force and his only goal is to eat all the force energy in the galaxy. Cool if you ask me.
It is cool especially since he has a clear goal
sounds like you need to fap faster
yea its all good music, john williams is basically a god
Yeah. Kinda curious about the new movie but I dont know. I feel its a bit fast to be making a movie.
even if im fast ill spend the rest of the time in the shower. Its alone time I love.
yea i like alone time too, thats why i stay up all night
I guess he can be given that title
Is it because you had to wait a year or two for each of the original trilogy to be released.
Yeah. I cant do that as much anymore
im 20. Most of these things were out before I could think.
you dont work any mornings do you? just afternoon?
Oh no. I worked 9-6 and tomorrow 7-4 the next. Some kid they had doing mornings went to college or something.
Yeah. I hate it. I cant fall asleep early enough.
I don't care as long you don't bother the other anons
You should know that eating people can result in the transmission of mulitple deadly diseases that have no cure.
If you look at the realise order it is simple to add in the years it took to release them
>your fortune says go kill dogs for fun
>your fortune says you will stay locked in your room for an entire week
>your fortune says you will eggplant the hawk that flies around mt.fuji
No I just dont feel they are as effective.
Thats a cute pic. What is she saying?
yea i know that feel, i get zzzquil sometimes if i need to get up early, it works great like once, and then feels like it wont work again for like a month
>your fortune says don't feed the carnivorous plants
Ah in Japanese
>your fortune says don't believe the person below your post
Thats the second cutest picture you have posted.
Ah that it is..... See any good anything lately?
is it? i just stole it tonight from schizo's thread
Its not like we talked about much anyways
Mhm. Im a sucker for cute faces and a uniform though.
>your fortune says lose the arms so It's easier for me to kidnap you
Yeah I seen little shop of horrors today
>your fortune says you will have thoughts of suicide right now
>your fortune says wait another day for official fortune
I have. My job has been getting in the way to say the least.
Uh the one with the plant right?
cute faces are good, eyes are most important for me
Yeah you want to hear my thoughts on the movie?
I love Tomokos green eyes myself. Do you have a cute eye color?
Its been years since I saw it but sure I think I remember the general plot beats.
They seem ok yeah but I meant yourself silly.
I thought It was a great movie, most of the songs were catchy, the setting was interesting to look at, the design for the plant was cool to look at, and the plant ending was cool.
I didn't say you would die
I heard there was another ending planned. Instead of the happy ever after he gets eaten and his love too and then the world is overrun with plants.
That's the one I saw, btw how did the other ending went
Mine are a light blue color
Uh like this...
yea mine are mostly light blue, they just have alittle green tint right around my pupils
That scene where the plant smiles at you is funny because the guys that made that ending did probably that on purpose to signify the alternative ending.
i think you've said that before, do you have blonde hair?
I saw the other ending first so that possibility didn't come to my head
>your fortune says read the filename for the first image
Sorry autopilot again. Mhm
I can understand that yeah. Now to get naked.
nice, might get some aryan children, unfortunately i carry genes for both brown and red hair so it'd be unlikely
I took of the bra now
lel, my grandparents used that method trying to have a daughter, they gave up after they had 7 sons
At that point one or 2 of the 7 can work.
>your fortune says its lewd time right now
That just another way of saying you want to make it a threesome
Hey tomo can shinbo join us?
wtf is that pic
i dont need tomo's permission to join in, i just dont feel like it
She is a frog grill monster!
>your fortune says you got tapeworms from buger king
More for me than
She doesn't feel like it anymore but im always ready.
lul tapeworms from burger king
I bought a new toothbrush just for you so no.
>your fortune says you will be given the worst possible pain imaginable
Not always but you get the gist of it
>your fortune says hold your breath for ten seconds
You better not be eating any granola bars.
That's how I feel whenever I eat there
Im not because the government offers me food paste to take home.
Yes. She is popular and all that.
And all I need do is ask?
Fuck the frogs those little shits gave me a creepy ass nightmare
>your fortune says let them eat shit
That's a bit too in the open but thank you I will remember it.
It's because it's an unpopular monster. Would do stuff with those eggs though heh
>Fuck the frogs
Oh okay....I'll be watching you.
It only for you tomoko
So will I anon
Hello random person
>your fortune says don't eat 200 apple seeds
Heh. I would be very interested even if I didn't want to mate
What did I do to deserve the pleasure or what do I owe you
You better be watching, I could be anywhere.
what would you do with them if you didnt want to mate?
>your fortune says you only can speak in osaka now
Your the first person to respond back to me here.
Im done posting for tonight goodnight everyone
rip, i think tomo fell asleep too, guess i'll leave