Another new fluffy thread.
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Had a good discussion on mod-related fluffy comics. Did that ever get anywhere? I had to leave before I saw anything come of it.
>Be a member of a certain melanin enriched ethnicity
>Have a 9yo daughter
>Wants a fluffy
>Go to the pet store
>Attendant goes in first to let the fluffies know "new daddeh" and "new mummah" are looking to adopt
>Hear them babbling from outside the room
>"Gasp! new mummah? wub new mummah!"
>"Fwuffy wan new housie and toysies an, an, an, an sketties, an....""Dummehs! Smarty get new hoomins!"
>They are all giggling and babbling in that baby talk
>"OK" says the attendant, "Come on in! Who are ya taking home?"
>Fluffies become hushed, whispering to each other.
>Are they trying to be less annoying? These things are always talking, i've heard
>"Oh daddy, I want that pretty blue one! She's so pretty!"
>"Nu!" the fluffy interjects, "Nu wan poopie mummah, nu wan poopie daddeh! Poopie hoomins git poopies!"
>It turns around to fire a shot
>Dumb shit is in a pen with a glass viewing area
>Proceeds to shit into the glass, covering the nearby fluffies in shit
>"Hu hu hu nu smeww pwetty.."
>"You are ALL getting the sorry stick for this! We only tolerate pooping in a litterbox, and we don't talk bad to customer!"
>"Nu cawe!" says a green Pegasus "Poopeh fwuffies get poopies! Poopie hoomins get poopie fwuffy!"
>She points her hoof over to the litterbox where a little brown fluffy is crying into his legs
>Actually feel bad for this guy. obviously not popular, and showing signs of hunger
>Probably only gets to eat when the attendant is watching
>"Nice Mistuh", the little guy says. Fwuffy nu cawe bout cower. Onwy wan huggies an wuv..."
>"Shadduo, dummeh!" an orange unicorn says, hitting the brown fluff in the nose.
>"You nu get homie! Onwy get poopies! Nu one wan ugwy bebbeh! Take foweva sweepies!"
>Oh shit. They're surrounding him
Nah, the abuse and rampant killing of them started after the fall of Cleveland and the rise of the super herds. With US agriculture in a shambles, feral fluffs were declared an invasive species to be terminated on sight. Because they're legally bio toys anyhow and not protected by any animal rights laws, people were free to dispose of them in any way they choose and it's all perfectly legal and accepted by their in-universe society.
If they could only be so lucky. Why torture a rat when a fluffy can beg and plead for its life? You can also break them mentally, as well as physically. "Wan die" is the inevitable conclusion to a tortured fluffy
One of my personal favorites
This. It's safer. Rats have a wicked bite and carry disease. A fluffy couldn't draw blood on a human. They have soft teeth and weak muscles compared to an animal of the same size.
The great thing is that you can do your art/writing/whatever anywhere along the timeline from before fluffies were created up to...wherever you choose to go with it. It's open source science fiction.
it was a theme park for fluffies, they broadcasted commercials for it causing hordes of fluffies to migrate to Cleveland destroying everything in their path and eventually turning Cleveland into a wasteland.
This is true. Plus, fluffies have the genes of several species, mice, pigs, birds, miniature ponies, dogs, cats and a few others. That is why they chirp and can grow feathers. Also, how they can manipulate objects like blocks with their front legs. Most quadrupeds can't do that. Their genetic structure is unstable, hence why sea fluffs, micro fluffs, and fluffalo.
Makin' me look shit up...
damn it, i have a fixed version for those green teeth
Some yahoo decided to created a huge fluffly theme park called Skettiland and through a wide campaigning to advertising made it easy for herd of fluffies to find Cleveland. and then and then and then , massive herds flooded Cleveland making the city uninhabitable. I know i'm missing a ot, can someone help me fill it in?
oh yeah? well I'm and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
I wish I had a few of these Wednesday night when that bitch won my Powerball jackpot.
whoops forgot the first one
Well, nothing new here. I'll wait for a fluff thread with content that hasn't been uploaded a million times
The search function sucks ass, there's no way to view recent uploads
https://www.fluffybooru.org/ - This is the "front" page. New uploads start on the left and work to the right. As more content is uploaded, old shit gets pushed to the second, third, fourth page, etc. Pages are numbered at the bottom.
To search by artist, type "artist:(artist's name without brackets)" and hit enter. There is an autocomplete. Same goes for authors.
To search by tag, just start typing the tag's name. To search multiple tags, separate them with a space.
Um, I did in my posts. Or are you blind?