Would you rather SQUEE or ECKS DEE???

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Need men being men

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>>741830590
SQUEE

>>741830832
There's many ways to be a man.

Watch Pet Sematary.

>>741830966
Damnit, NS.

>>741830590
no virgins allowed

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Ill never be a man since I cant even get sex to prove im a man. Oh well, guess I can wait for cybernetics for some permanent draft into military service or just sit around and do nothing.
What a waste, why would everyone choose me to be a waste?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6U

>>741830966
So that you can learn the bottom of the truth?

>>741831120
Virgins allowed xD

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>>741831120
allowed what?

>>741831365
Bepis.

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>>741831120
>>741831298
What is it? I don't want to get in trouble.

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>>741831578
bepis*

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>>741831641
not allowed

>>741831641
>>741831693
am not virgin and i say virgins allowed

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>>741831673
I don't even drink.

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i need to feel wanted ):

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>>741831911
yo thats a great ass, continue.

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>>741831854
I drink coffee

>>741831911
Drop em.

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>>741831693
>>741831754
I'm getting mixed messages here.
>>741831911
I want

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need dick

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Ill never be wanted. In a way I suppose that should be its own reward.

>>741831978
Me too, black, but often not daily. Theobromine works better for me as a daily study aid.

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>>741831982
shut the fuck up snarf
>>741832001
I am katia, I set the rules.

>>741832117
ISIS wants you.

>>741832215
Poor katia.

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>>741832191
Two cups black is apart of my daily ritual. Its the only thing I look forward to, how boring is that.

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>>741832215
Who put you in charge?

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>>741832001
>>741831982
>>741831964
is this better?

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>>741832462
manlet

>>741832431
I usually have 2-3 tablespoons cocoa in my breakfast and just as much later sometimes.

>>741832435
The jews.

>>741832462
Yes.

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>>741832462
I like.
>>741832579
The jews died when I touched my penis. I guess that means I can stay.

>>741832711
That's why katia hates you, for killing his masters.

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>>741832994
Well if Katia wants revenge, I'm right here.
He's not the only person in charge of a thread.

Hello, im drunk and need to kill the time

ded

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I never get tired of being drunk.

Someone say something to me so I can start some kind of stupid retarded rant that no one cares about

>>741836124
You remind me of my Dad.

>>741836124
Not even I will care about, cuz drunk

>>741836124
where you live the alccol is cheap and not good compared to here.

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>>741836093
I guess time isn't the only thing you're killing.
>>741836124
I should get drunk.

>>741836124
being drunk by yourself means you're a loser.

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>>741836235
That'll do pig, that'll do.

>>741836238
That is why I drink whatever is in the ree-frid-gerator

>>741836246
You should, then send me pics of your butt

It should be mentioned that I'm very convincing when I'm drunk

Is it working yet

>>741836319
I learned something today

Where is fool, I need him here to feel better about myself

>>741836246
What else am I killing ?

>>741836374
Rip what are you drinking

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>>741836374
It might be working. I don't want to post my butt here though.
>>741836490
The thread. But I guess not.

>>741836559
Im saving it, im a hero. Call me a savior

>>741836490
2x 24 oz shocktop
4x shots of Daniel's fire
4x corona light (Shit ikr)
x? whatever I can get

>>741836559
So it has been confirmed that I turn into a magical wizard when I'm drunk.

I have a discord and a steam. Pick your poison. Poison being my dick.

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>>741836652
I'll hold a parade in your honor.
>>741836719
Steam it is. I really, really don't want to sign in with discord until I smooth things over with someone.

Once again, I am drunk without cigarettes. Smoking only when you're drunk sucks.

>>741836899
Ew drama, are you srsly gonna limit yourself to one social platform just because of a single individual? Sounds like it's time to cut ties with said individual and expand dong in ur butt idk what i'm doing pls hep

>>741836719
Thats pretty good and cheap, I didnt know corona made light versions so weird since its already a light beer.

give me your steam and discord

>>741830590
I'D RATHER KAY WHY ES.

>>741836899
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Viddyawarrior/

I have a community ban for sexually exploiting my own penis.

>>741837129
Corona and Corona light are pretty much the same thing minus a few precious calories. Corona 'Extra' has 148 calories, VS light which has 99 Calories.

Check above for steam, below for dong and discord

Videowarrior
#8504

>>741836124

I hate myself

I habitually remove people once I'm sober because I don't remember them

Remind me who you are when I'm not drunk

>>741837509
I hate myself more lol get rekt fucking nerd

>>741837061
Eh not really drama, just me being a pussy. It's not really limiting, I don't know anyone else on discord.
>>741837337
I guess if I want dong I'd better sort this out first.

have $20 Steam card from bf

Should I spend it on Rez Infinite?

>>741837582
You replied to me twice this is against the code of dongs section 115.b which states "No dong shall be un-assed and no ass shall be without donger"

I don't know what I'm doing someone please turn it off

I knew I fucked up. Looks like they blocked me.
>>741837782
Added :)

>>741838024
I sent you a friend request on steam

>tfw kez adds everyone but u

>>741838211
I'll add you. I subscribed to your channel btw.

>>741838211
Matty I think I added you when drunk then removed you while sober

I have issues. Help;.

>>741830925
Like killing and being killed on the battlefield

>>741838347
Stop drinking and talk to a real person about them when you're sober and embarrassed

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>>741833652
thats hot post more. nice looking knot

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>>741838279
woo im getting famous! i subscribed to you as well

>>741838347
how mean :(

Dammit Matty, how am I supposed to add you when I don't even know your username or what you want me to add you on?

>>741838577
I don't get embarassed when I'm sober, I just realize that there's no reason to have friends because friends or 'acquaintances' only become such because they want something from you or need something from you either physical, psychological, or monitary.

In the long run, friends will only be friends as long as you remain beneficial to the 'friends' cause whatever that may be. Friends are dicks.

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>>741838757
look @ email field

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Do you like being late for work?

>>741839209
How da fuq am I supposed to add you on steam using microsoft outlook is this some kind of trick

lol i know I have to view source and copy and paste or copy link but I'm just fucking with you and Idk why I'm even typing this but FUCK THE BUTT

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>>741839209
Stop being a slut.

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>>741839209
Added :)
>>741839331
I hate going to work tired, which happens when I'm late for work.

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>>741839557
I hate going to work in general

>>741839557
I looked at that pic and thought someone was plunging a toilet until I realized it was a penis

>>741839454
Gengar is the least sexually active pokemon

hey snarf add me on discord or steam again I want to talk to your hairy ass again cuz I'm either striuggling with life or having issues dealing with my parents acceptance what the fuck I don
t have either of those problems too late nigga it's going on there wait no what if we make a deal dont care i'[m hitting sumbit holy fuck

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>>741830590
>mfw I found out my 11yo brother faps to this kind of garbage

Thanks for turning him into a faggot /b/

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>>741839680
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I hate it.
I hate it when my boss is having a bad day. When he has a bad day, I have a bad day.
>>741839726
Are you that drunk?

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>>741839402
>

>>741839454
im not a slut im just lonely

and a slut

>>741839557
Woo0-0o0o!

>>741839910
matty scroll up and add me on either steam or discord

then send me your butt because I guess that's what I want nowadays

>>741839905
Partially

>>741839998
yes sirr

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There's nothing to be afraid of. I've jacked off in my mum's house lots of times.

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>>741839895
When you end up fucking his butt dont blame us for your despicable incest.

>>741840380
He is 11 and I'm 20. Not gonna happen. Hopefully being a furfag is just a phase.

>>741840540
lol you wish

We need more meat here bois

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>>741840540
You better make sure he gets pussy or he's going to get addicted to this shit.
I never got pussy and now this is all I got.

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>>741840208
You better upload more videos. I don't go handing out subscriptions willy nilly

>>741840629
I dunno how I do that. He has a baby dick and only hangs out with guys. Doesn't help that he looks like an eight year old too.

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>>741840685
If he gets to 20 without sticking his dick in a bitch hes going to wind up a fuckup.

>>741840645
i am going to make another montage

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>>741840627
Post your meat.

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>>741841042
The hype is real!

>>741841146
and im gonna take hella long to make it because i need to focus on getting the hell out of this state

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>>741841381
The hype is gone.

>>741841494
sorry i need to focus on bettering my life, ill dedicate my p90's death by kitty skin's name to you

>>741841587
Please don't perpetuate rape culture pls k thx :-)

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>>741841707
The only way id ever get sex is through rape.

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>>741841621
I wish you the best. Any idea where you're moving to?

>>741841789
back to my old hometown a couple states above me

im excited to leave, ill be living mostly alone, with my brother

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>>741841977
Wincest time.

>>741831141
>man
>into g fur

Nah

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>>741842063
Ill never be a man since I couldnt get sex.

>>741842047
eh, i enjoy incest as a fantasy. plus tbh i dont have a very cute brother anyways

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>>741841818
Pic related

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>>741842200
Live that fantasy.

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>>741842318
thx u 2

who is The Douche

>>741842355
we'll see

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>>741842485
Someone who forgot his old name.
>>741842546
We better see. Hope you have a decent camera.

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>>741842485
Cody
That retard who would avatar with rick and morty and thought he had a chance with cockwizard.

>>741842689
there's a lot of people that could be

>>741842690
jeez, it's been a while since I've seen either of those names around

>>741842777
I haven't been here that long.
Gotta go.

>>741842871
catcha

>>741842689
ah, cameras make me nervous and uncomfortable

>>741842848
>am twink who is a top
>tfw when no dominant femboy to teach me how wrong I am, that I'm only good as his cumdump despite my big cock

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My penis needs attention.

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>>741843185
It depends if you deserve it.

>>741830590
Does it make me gay that i want a hard lang thick cock to take my ass virginity?

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>>741845866
Yes.

>>741845934
Woulda never thought..

>>741830952
Finding art of onta is so hard
70% or so it's on hardblush, and you need to pay
ಥ_ಥ

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I wish I had friends to do stuff with when bf and mom are busy.

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>>741846193
jesus get a life. 3.0 was only out for 1 week.

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>>741847213
I had a week off and wanted to no life

>>741847278
Wait which game is that?
Path of Exile?

>>741848402
Yes

>>741848437
It's out from Early Acess now?
Also I suppose the game is now p2p?

>>741848512
Its f2p and has been out for like 2 years
Its always been f2p

>>741843414
>tfw no femboy cock to worship so I can prove I am worthy to be his cumdump

>>741836124
You'd better not be drinking weak piss

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>>741841097
Here.

Your faggot threads make me fucking squint

>>741850154
Oh no poor you

Well this place is just fucking boring at this point. If people would post more often, we wouldn't have these 12 hour long threads

>>741850081
jesus fuck please shave

>>741850081
At least trim

>>741842200
Put fox mask on brother
Proceed to do brother.
.

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>>741854188
Lol

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Anybody here wanna date me?

>>741855859
Aight

>>741830590
I also watch oneyplays

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>>741855915
;3

>>741856153
~

>>741854873
yeah i thought it was funny too

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>>741837337
Corona is literally pee they siphon from Mexico bars. Michelob Ultra has much more flavor and less calories.

xd

>>741830952
So fucking hot.

>>741831673
YOU CAN NOT MIKS BEPIS AND CONKE

bump for fap