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>tfw no 9 inch dick

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>tfw no 9 inch dick
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>tfw i realize the average is 5" and that every woman is living in a fantasized world
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>>741819594
>every woman is living in a fantasized world
? almost everyone wants to be a billionaire
barely anyone is.
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>>741818611
>tfw 7'' but don't say to anybody anymore because they all call bs, rest of my friends claim 7''+ rofl

>obligatory no homo
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>>741818611
I can tell you with certainty that a 9" cock is extremely rare.
Fake, troll, or delusional.
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>>741820121
where did you get that information?
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>>741818611
>tfw believing anything on the internet in the 21st century
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Imagine a 9 inch dick with the smallest girth going up your hole
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>>741820227
25 years of personal experience, and a nymphomaniac the entire tiem.
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>>741820560
have you ever seen an actual 9", and if you have, out of 100% dicks, what percentage makes up 9"ers
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I've turned down guys who were bigger than 7, and another for being girthy as fuck.

average/below average/small can still be enjoyable, pain however is not - not unless you're the massive minority into masochism.

I'd personally prefer a babydick anyways with how obsessed you all are with getting head.
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>>741820853
I feel I also should add, unless you're fat, take entirely too much dick, or are a pornstar; 9inches will absolutely bring some level of discomfort.
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>>741818611
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>>741821112
>spidermans in 2017

wasn't summer supposed to end today? shoo phaggot
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>>741821322
All shitpost threads are Spiderman's.
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>tfw ideal
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>>741820821
I have seen only one that even approached 9", but it was 8.5.
Several in the 7" range.
Vast majority in the 6-7" range.
Many under 6", poor souls.
It's no surprise, it matches with what science tells us about cock length distribution.
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>>741821498
>as if anything on /b isn't a shitpost
Be gone, child.
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>>741820853
>>741820984
Was gonna post most women actually can't take 9" because it's too long.
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>>741822373
yah I second this

I'm 7.5 x 6 inches. and all women claim they've been wtih a 9 inch cock. perhaps. but its extremely rare.
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>tfw 6"3
>4 inch dick which looks even smaller due to height
>don't want to start a relationship because of small pen0r
I should just end it all
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>>741820984
>>741823648

What a load of shit. I'm about 8.5" / 22cm and the only time I experienced issues was with my first girlfriend back in HS - when I had absolutely no fucking idea what I was doing. Since then I've incompletely upped my game and banged a bunch of girls with no problems, including three tight-pussied Asian girls, of which one was a tiny as fuck Okinawan chick (about 5' tall).

I think it comes down to how good he is. I absolutely love foreplay and eating pussy, plus I'm dominant and creative af - I'll usually spend at least an hour warming girls up with shit that drives them absolutely wild. By the time it comes to sex they're foaming at the lips and can take anything I give.
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>>741823981
>completely* upped my game

Fucking autocorrect
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When op definitely has a 1 incher
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You faggots worrying about dicksize when dickless lesbians getting more pussy.
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>>741824141
More like autoaccuracy.
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>>741824289
Bazinga
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>>741818611
About 6.5" here... not sure about exact girth but thick enough. Never been self conscious about my dick size. Been with quite a few women and most say it's bigger than what they've had before... only complaint I've ever had is smaller women who said it hurt. Honestly wouldn't want any bigger.
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>>741820430
Colonoscopy
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>>741818611
MFW hamplanets need 4.5 inches just to get through their thigh fat.
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>>741818611
> 2017
> Still not knowing is the girth that is important

You virgins...
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>>741825043
Found the tiny fat dick.
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>>741825340
Fite me scrub.
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>>741823981
>I think it comes down to how good he is
No, really? I said most can't handle 9+ because many men don't have the technique and will wildly thrust, which causes pain and discomfort given it's one hell of a long penis.
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you have some serious cock envy faggot.
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I though I was above average with my might 7 incher?!
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Had I seen this post in my teens or even early 20s, I would have felt concerned but, after having full intercourse with over 70 women and around 15 man, I can tell you that 7 inch long and 5 inch circumference has never got me any complains. I actually had partners who were referred to me by their friend. Cheers
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>>741825445

You've changed your tune a bit there.. You didn't say anything like that before...unless I missed it.

Technique /during/ sex is certainly a factor. But it's obvious the big dicked guys you [supposedly] denied were betas and shit at foreplay, which I think is the key factor. I can't possibly imagine how a girl would deny me sex for being too hung, as by the point they find that out they are more turned on than they've ever been. And by the time it comes to sex, they're so completely aroused that I can pound them like mad with no problems. I think you just haven't encountered a hung and highly talented lover before.

>Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/how-deep-average-vagina-and-does-it-elongate-when-somethings-it
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how big?
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>>741824267
Haaa
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>>741826710
5 inch circumference... 7 inch length...
The idea of 5 inch circumference on it's own is unbelievable the idea of 7 inch length with an almost identical width... you wat.
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>implying woman care about dicks at all unless they are made of gold and shoot 100$ bill blanks

listen
If it fucks, flies or floats it costs too much money.
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>>741829039
ITT a retard who thinks circumference is diameter.
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>>741829217
No I'm thinking of trying to wrap 5 inches around my dick.
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>>741829288
If you can't do that then you got a small dick retard.
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>>741823981
how do you even have time to have sex when you spend so much time patting yourself on the back? Do you thank yourself after climax?
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>>741823923
Same...
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>>741829771
kekekekekek
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ya and im finna dump a girl cuz her boobs are less than DDD.

go way troll. my avg size penis is doing just fine.
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>>741823981
What a load of shit.
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>>741818611
>mfw I am not a beta cuck and don't give a fuck if women think my dick is too small
when its all set and done you will feel the pleasure if she doesn't i don't give a fuck I fucked her and felt good so I win fuck whores
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>>741829771

Look here little buddy, you can keep being a jealous little man throwing insults at everyone that is better than you, but it won't improve your situation. The reason I'm so good is that I wanted to be good - I recognised my flaws, looked to others and taught myself to be better. If you had instead recognised I know my shit and asked for advice, I would have kindly given it.

I am one arrogant motherfucker, but do you know why? Because I earned it. I master everything I put my mind to. I spend a lot of time praising my many accomplishments as I know I deserve it and drives me to keep going, ever mastering and conquering more. The more I praise myself, the more I achieve, the more chicks are drawn to this.

>>741830473
>ad hominem
>literally no argument

Kool bro
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>>741824708
I have the same size and the same experience.
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>>741831225
excellent point and well made
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>>741819594
Of course they're living in a fantasy world. They're living in said fantasy cause no one will correct them when they're wrong cause they're trying to fuck.
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>>741831124
Lol show it by a ruler. My dick is 7.2 and I have the exact same build and bulge as you do when hard. You obviously have a good dick and a shit attitude but I'm gonna call b.s. on the 8.5 based on the fact mine looks the exact same length in underwear.
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>>741818611
I have a 7.25 incher and I've had no complaints. I used to make my ex squirt almost every time we fucked.
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>>741831124
Calm down egomaniac. Those who need to prove their the shit probably aren't actually the shit but insecure bitches projecting their insecurities.
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>>741818611
white bois be like:
>anything above 3 inches will hurt her cervix!
>size don't matter - technique matters! [tips fedora , unsheaths katana, double jumps away]
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>>741827328
Vaginas are only so long lol, sure they expand but its not like an infinite expansion. not sure what the stats on that are though.
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>>741823981
Good for you Chad
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>>741832394
I've been with 3 women, with everyone of them their pussies were no deeper than let's say 7 inches, maybe 7.5
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Remember that if girls REALLY preferred 9 inch dicks, all men or at least the majority would have 9 inch dicks. Ya know natural selection and shit.

If a girl likes big dicks, then it's the guys with big dicks that are gonna have children and so on. All men with sub 9 inch dicks would have failed to reproduce.
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>2.5 inch microdick
Top kek haha wew lad...

Im not gonna make it, bros
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>>741823648
I've got 7.5 inches with a 4 inch girth and it's hurt just about every girl I've ever slept with.
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>>741824146
>op has a 1 incher
I think you're right
But I also think they're a woman
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>>741822373
It's because most people are fucking idiots and have no idea how big an inch is. People who claim they're 9-10 inches are usually like 6. Most dudes in porn are like 7-8 inches. The dude's with giant horse cocks in porn are probably around 10.

Like, go to fucking Subway. Order a 6 inch sub. Tell me if you think your cock is 1.5x that. Protip: it is not.
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>>741833200
yeah i dont doubt it, looked it up since thats the only resource i have available, avg vagina is 3-4 inches when not aroused and can double in size when aroused. so 6-8 inches would be the ideal cock depending on the girl.

there are some outliers with 5-7 inch pussies apparently that double up to like 10-14 inches so i wish any man luck with that shit lol
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>>741822263
here's the actual one, in case anyone was curious
sauce: http://penissizedebate.com/page40_ideal-penis-size.htm

Hell yeah /b/ros I got a B
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Who needs women anyways, just fuck a man it'll be fun.
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>>741818611
scientifically speaking your post is complete crap. women literally only feel from the exterior of the vagina to about 3 inches in. the reason for this is that is exactly where the inside part of the clitoris ends. as long as a man has girth there is no reason he cannot please his woman. if a woman needs a bigger dick than that she's just a loose hoe who's been fucked by more guys than she can count. either that or she's a pain freak considering anything further than 3 inches is not pleasure its actually a pain sensation. so yah, the ideal size penis BS is garbage because women only feel as deep as 3 inches inside. thats basic biology, you dont get around that fact with anything.
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>>741831124
jesus dude, i know youre trolling but this is incredibly sad

get some hobbies
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>>741834111
nice trips but i dont know about that one bud. There has to be a reason women ask you to go deeper during sex lol.
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>>741834111
there's more to it than that though. there's also a psychological component- if a woman feels like the guy she's with is hung like a horse, she's more likely to report having enjoyed the experience more.
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>>741833847
Well, deeper pussies just mean they could accommodate a bigger dick without it just mashing into their cervix. The first 3 inches or so are still going to be the most sensitive because that's where all the nerve endings are, so a guy with a smaller dick is still good.

Honestly, though, I don't really get the big dick thing. It seems to have more disadvantages than anything: can't go balls deep, can't be deepthroated, can't do anal with a lot of girls, have to buy more expensive condoms, uncomfortable to carry that shit around in your pants all the time. Pros: looks impressive, I guess. That's kinda cool, right?
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>>741834318
They just want to be filled up, they want to feel like a big strong guy is fucking them. Sure anything past 4 inches is just a pain sensation but I've had many girls tell me that they just love feeling like their pussie is filled.
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>>741818611
Im happy with my 6'5
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>>741834111
>>741834452
plus there are genetically ingrained reasons why women prefer bigger dicks- it's a sign of virility and makes a man look more masculine.
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>>741834111
Trips of truth
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>>741834533
True, not saying massive dicks are the best, but having a tiny one must fucking suck lol. Im well off with my 6.5 length and 5.5 girth. Havent had any complaints.
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>>741834730
Oh, for sure, being tiny is shit too. The point is, either extreme is bad. I mean, watch porn. Those dudes with giant dicks are almost always only going like halfway in, and when they do go balls deep, you can tell the girl's in pain a lot of the time.

I'd say if there;s an actual "ideal" range, it's probably 5-7 inches or so. Bigger or smaller than that and you're losing functionality.
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>>741818611
>be me
>be the very definition of being a "grower not a shower"
>but unfortunately my dick is still too small
>mine goes from 1 inch flaccid, to 5.5 inches erect
>but fortunately i can still find their G-spots
>but im still sad because they laugh at first
>feels somewhat bad man
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>>741818611
9" here. I can tell you, I wish I was smaller. I've hurt too many women by going in too deep accidentally.

I've got good girth too which they love but honestly, i could chop off an inch or two and be happy.
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>>741835100
Dubs. also get hard before they see your dick? not rocket science here lol. I'm sure making out and rubbing up on eachother should get you there.
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>>741835109
Fucking bullshit, that's only 7-7.5" as most.
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>>741835257
Exactly. See:
>>741833816

You fucking dopes have no clue.
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