Pic related is epic
I actually know this guy personally. He doesn't know that I know about his balls because he posted these photos on another imageboard but he has no idea that I know his username.
I think it's more along the lines of emphasising how stretched and loose her cunt is. That not only can she fit a fleshlight, it's needed to make her tight enough to fuck. Sheilastretch on plebbit does this a lot.
That is some Dali level shit there. Sauce? Got any more?
Seriously, there's no way that feels good.
This made my balls burst into flames
Really? I would've thrown money at that. Dali as the Emperor, Orson Wells as the Baron, and Mick Jagger as Fyed! That would have been fucking awesome! The SciFi miniseries has been the most faithful, but even Lynch's wasn't that bad.
>Welp, tried. Porous?
Uh, no? Just an anon that appreciates old Bond films. Despite Connery's badassery, Moonraker is still my favorite.
>You are the new Chris
Uh, sure, whatever.
Moonraker was just so campy.
"I think he's attempting re-entry sir"
Best Bond film was Goldfinger or Goldeneye
>best villian ever: Boris
Boris was a glorified bank robber and a shitty "hacker". Now Odd Job was where it is at.
>It took me two viewing of Goldmember to get that RandomTask was Oddjob
Would now be a bad time to point out that Random Task was not in Goldmember, but rather Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery? He got penis pumped to death near the end.
It's like a sad Kerbal...
I like to draw sad kerbals. I don't get off from it. I just like to draw sad kerbals.
Nah, I prefer to imagine Jebediah as someone who's successful, attractive, great with women, ect.
Then, I imagine Bob jealous of Jebediah. Bob's pretty fun to draw as a middle-aged man with anxiety and depression issues.
Now, now anons. You can go make a new thread if you want all your requests granted. Dubs or higher.
Trips of righteousness.
Hey I played this game !
Can't remember his name....
If you give me another I'll fap to that to. Whenever someone even slightly indulges my perversions, I feel like I owe them at least one spurt of jizz dedicated to their work. I've got a folder full of varying quality depictions of hermione getting raped, and I've fapped to every one.
>tfw you have a stroke while making this stuff
>tfw your family finds you with your pants off on /b/ posting this
Technically not rape, but better.
I'm asexual and I live alone in my apartment. I don't get off to the stuff I draw lmao.
That's okay. Still amazing. Here, have some tits for your trouble
I'm sorry, but I can't take the late Roger Moore movies seriously. Too silly and he was too much of a pansy. I liked Connery as the authentic and Daniel Craig for seriousness/realistic quality
Lucky you, I'd be like that if I could.
Being horny is like reverting to a caveman.
Day old vagina smell should be disgusting.
It definitely sounds disgusting.
But goddammit, if it's on your finger, you will keep smelling it.
And it's not a good smell or anything
It just tickles the right spot in my creepy monkey brain
>not that you asked
Nah, I'm pretty happy for the most part, but I appreciate that you care. I have a fair job that's more than paying for college and the apartment.
Do you want to start a new thread just for your sick kerbal fetish?
I'm too lazy, can you do it for me?
Hell yes, this has been my favourite request so far.
I saw a car crash accident. Some dude hit a pedestrian and fucking killed him. Heres an oc pic of the dudes hand