Weird shit

>>741786956
OP's pic makes me think its some weird Jewish fantasy.

>>741786956
(you)

>>741786956
Bag, this picture is swell.

>>741788674
BEHOLD! A featherless biped!!

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worth the read.

i wish i could talk to that anon

>>741790841
I bet that guy is a politician

>>741791852
why ?
just because ted cruz is the zodiac killer

>>741793056
ever heard of black mirror

>>741790841
Did someone at least save the webm?

>>741793230
no, never

>>741793542
for scientific reasons ?

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Pic related is epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvjv-I_ce1U

>>741789967
kek

>>741787172
this is to humiliate her right? she's denied while I get all the orgasms I want. this is a way of showing her I don't need her to get sexual gratification.

>>741794259
I actually know this guy personally. He doesn't know that I know about his balls because he posted these photos on another imageboard but he has no idea that I know his username.

>>741795298
Horrifying, but as soon as they start spinning it's hilarious.

>>741795536
post pics of him just for the kekes

also, have they grown more since the pics?

>>741795396
I think it's more along the lines of emphasising how stretched and loose her cunt is. That not only can she fit a fleshlight, it's needed to make her tight enough to fuck. Sheilastretch on plebbit does this a lot.

>>741791852
i think i know him.
decent fellow

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>>741796062
>>741795078

>>741796062
Yeah, its generally this.
People who stretch /gape tend to do this as a "you're so loose you can't even make me cum"
Attempting to do this tbh.

>>741796567
She's...cumming?

>>741787172
Yo dawg, I heard you liked pussy, so I put a pussy in your pussy so you can fuck while you are fucking.

>>741796960
have no fukin clue..
but i think so bc what else

>>741797136
Well memed

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>>741786956
That is some Dali level shit there. Sauce? Got any more?

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>>741796567
Why though?
Seriously, there's no way that feels good.

>>741796960
>>741797309
Shes getting one of those machine operated dildos up her ass that vibrates so aggressively her roast beef flaps are losing their minds.

>>741797852
That was my second guess.
The only reason I thought orgasm is because how the muscles around her vagina were moving

>>741789607
post moar

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>>741797912
This made my balls burst into flames

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>>741797912
>>741798297

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>>741796904
Few things make me say what the fuck out loud, but what the fuck

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>>741798483

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>>741798531
>>741798484
i got a few more

>>741798400
Lol this is the tamest one from this artist

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>>741798881
fin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s

>>741794259
wtf, his balls are longer then his dick LMAO

He might aswell fuck a girl with his balls rather then his tiny dick

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>>741799080

>>741797740
yeah he woulda fucked it worse than Lynch.

Seriously did anyone except that cheap Sci-fi one think about doing a dune movie like the book?

>>741798483
it's like a game or something?

>>741789897
I know the dude who drew that in photoshop. We we're talking over Skype and I shared it here. Later found out it had almost a million views.
Das cool.

>>741799335
an pixel artist
don't know the name though

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8===D

>>741799618
thx bytheway

>>741799974
you're welcome

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>>741799292
Really? I would've thrown money at that. Dali as the Emperor, Orson Wells as the Baron, and Mick Jagger as Fyed! That would have been fucking awesome! The SciFi miniseries has been the most faithful, but even Lynch's wasn't that bad.

>>741800583
Holy shit, that's Dr. Kananga from Live and Let Die! I recognize that shit!

>>741789967
That memes over 2000 years old.

>>741798746

>>741800829
Get off here, Chris

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>>741801034
It's funny because its true

>>741801217
Who the fuck is Chris?

>>741801536
Sauce ?

>>741801834
don't know.

>>741801764
Welp, tried. Porous?

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>>741801764
You are the new Chris

>>741801949
>Welp, tried. Porous?
Uh, no? Just an anon that appreciates old Bond films. Despite Connery's badassery, Moonraker is still my favorite.

>>741801992
>You are the new Chris
Uh, sure, whatever.

>>741802250
>Moonraker

C'mon man, View to a Kill was by far the most hilarious. Jaws being good at the end was too campy for me

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>>741802250
Shut the fuck up, chris

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>>741802451
Moonraker was just so campy.

"I think he's attempting re-entry sir"

>>741798432
What the fuck is the sause

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>>741802668
Best Bond film was Goldfinger or Goldeneye
>best villian ever: Boris

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>>741803419
Boris was a glorified bank robber and a shitty "hacker". Now Odd Job was where it is at.

>>741803679
That's why I love him.
It took me two viewing of Goldmember to get that RandomTask was Oddjob

>>741795298
oh fuck
that's /x/ shit

>>741795891
and yet muslims claim to don't be any faggot around them

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>>741804496
>It took me two viewing of Goldmember to get that RandomTask was Oddjob

Would now be a bad time to point out that Random Task was not in Goldmember, but rather Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery? He got penis pumped to death near the end.

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>>741786956

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>>741804592
It's like a sad Kerbal...

>>741804793
It's been years, anon. Give me a break here

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>>741787172

>>741803679
Now in prison for gang rape. Stand up guy..

>>741804927
Well fuck it has been 20 years. Damn I feel old now.

>>741786956
https://youtu.be/kbuFvyoI2Cw

>>741796567

looks like a snail on a hotplate

>>741804832
>Not naming it Boston Dynamics

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>>741805517

>>741805151
Yep, we're relics. But hell, still young enough for VIDYA, HELL YEAH

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>>741804902
I like to draw sad kerbals. I don't get off from it. I just like to draw sad kerbals.

>>741805912
Maybe it's when Jeb died all those times.

>>741805324
I tried this and now I'm in jail. Sad!

>>741805912
Nah, I prefer to imagine Jebediah as someone who's successful, attractive, great with women, ect.

Then, I imagine Bob jealous of Jebediah. Bob's pretty fun to draw as a middle-aged man with anxiety and depression issues.

>>741805912
can you post more please

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>>741806625

>>741806625
Do you want any requests? I'm pretty bored and I want to draw.

>>741805634
Nigsplosion

>>741807105
>>741806952
thanks
can you draw a sad kerbal crying near a duck

>>741807105
Draw one wearing a happy mask over the sad face while jackin off into a jar of peanut butter with the family dog on the side licking it's lip. Entertain us

>>741807333
you sick fuck

>>741807105
Draw a kerbal crying as he watches his wife get fucked by a large black kerbal. Possibly, he just walked through the door and he's holding flowers or something.

>>741807105
Draw two of them eating a whole chicken out of Danny Devito's asshole as a team with sad expressions and guilt radiating from their presence.

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>>741807333
Now, now anons. You can go make a new thread if you want all your requests granted. Dubs or higher.

Trips of righteousness.

>>741807720
Hey, would you look at that.
They appear to be
>Squashed.

>>741807770
No fuck you

>>741807910
Fine I'm drawing the black kerbal one because that's easy

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>>741798746
Hey I played this game !
Can't remember his name....

>>741794259
what on earth mang

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Pretend he's black
>>741807497

>>741809681
I want to see kerbal rape

>>741808784
parasite in city
>>741798746
>>741798642
>>741798594

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>>741810319
Thank you anon

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>>741810277

>>741805634
>obligatory mixtape joke

>>741810619
source?

>>741811050
I'm gonna fap to this. In case you wanted to know.

>>741811169
I could've made it much more better if I knew you were going to wank to it.

>>741807497
kek

>>741788674
Ah. I see you appreciate this too.

>>741811221
If you give me another I'll fap to that to. Whenever someone even slightly indulges my perversions, I feel like I owe them at least one spurt of jizz dedicated to their work. I've got a folder full of varying quality depictions of hermione getting raped, and I've fapped to every one.

>>741798297
I actually really like this album and pretty much everything on that music label.

>>741790596
So that's where orange juice comes from?

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>>741809681
>tfw you have a stroke while making this stuff
>tfw your family finds you with your pants off on /b/ posting this

>>741795298
I've only seen the jpg. This is a whole new level of oh fuck.

>>741809681
Can you scan this one? This is possibly my favorite thing from /b/ so far.

>>741796904
Gollum mouse?

>>741811771
My scanner is broken, I'm sorry.

>>741797573
No.

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>>741811416
Technically not rape, but better.
>>741811599
I'm asexual and I live alone in my apartment. I don't get off to the stuff I draw lmao.

>>741798483
Just going to get a little groping here Stan.

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>>741811913
That's okay. Still amazing. Here, have some tits for your trouble

>>741800819
Sure. I'll take this reptile.

>>741801536
I'm not going down on her.

>>741812052
Totally asexual? Like no sexual feelings at all for anything ever?

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kirby

>>741812389
>implying she won't just wrap you up with it and fuck your weak vulnerable boipucci

>>741812449
My dick doesn't even twitch at anything. Not ED, just generally asexual. Sex doesn't interest me.

>>741811515
>could deal with finding this on my girlfriend's phone
>but not if it was a black guy

>>741802250
I'm sorry, but I can't take the late Roger Moore movies seriously. Too silly and he was too much of a pansy. I liked Connery as the authentic and Daniel Craig for seriousness/realistic quality

>>741803419
I AM INVEENSIBUL

>>741807842
>safesex.png

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>>741805912
people care about you, anon.

>>741812594
Lucky you, I'd be like that if I could.

Being horny is like reverting to a caveman.

Day old vagina smell should be disgusting.

It definitely sounds disgusting.

But goddammit, if it's on your finger, you will keep smelling it.

And it's not a good smell or anything

It just tickles the right spot in my creepy monkey brain

>not that you asked

>>741806952
MOAR

>>741809476
I prefer my vegetables
>Boiled

>>741807105
can you please draw one of them overdosing on herion and another one holding him in his arms while crying?

>>741813404
Nah, I'm pretty happy for the most part, but I appreciate that you care. I have a fair job that's more than paying for college and the apartment.

>>741813439
Do you want to start a new thread just for your sick kerbal fetish?

>>741813425
>if it's on your finger, you will keep smelling it.
very true

>>741810617
Well that's one way to perform an abortion

>>741808740
Pigclit?

>>741812729
Noice

>>741813636
I want you to. His sick Kerbal fetish is making my day.

>>741798400
who has the gifs like this with the lasers?

>>741812052
And even though you are "asexual" (bullshit) you are still a faggot!

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>>741814070
I'm too lazy, can you do it for me?
>>741813630
Hell yes, this has been my favourite request so far.

>>741797740
>Dali level shit there.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, do you??

>>741799371
>a million views.
Where? Are you fucked in the head?

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>>741801217
FUCK OFF, CHRIS.

>>741814313

>>>741814571

>>741802250
STFU CHRIS, YOU ASSHOLE.

>>741814656
Thank you. I'm heading there now.

>>741804604
Newb.

>>741814313
<333 thank you talented anon

>>741813404
No they don't.

>>741807770

that's a goose

>>741815887
Bad biology?

>>741797912
this was actually very entertaining

thank you anon

>>741814554
Imagine spending hours making this.

>>741797912
We can only speculate how close that is to reality...

>>741817250
The dominance and fear as a kink I understand, but why the skinning?

>>741817250

welcome to /b/

>>741817687
Sadism

>>741817919
I guess so, I just can't imagine not being able to actually fuck the girl after though

>>741814554
be nice to anime girls!
they are pure! >:(

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>>741805634
what. the. fuck just happened

>>741819375
attempted suicide in the most supremely idiotic way

>>741819375
aerosol can exploded, its more common than you'd think

>>741805634
So did this dude like... Have a seizure of something... Or was he tazed?

>>741819805
see
>>741819741

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https://youtu.be/WHWvkox9GnQ

Fucking normies

>>741820116
Ty

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>>741819056

>>741807853
underrated

kerbal thread is better than this

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I don't know if I should be posting this...

>>741821687
oh no you sick fuck

>>741821687
nice try, faggot.

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I saw a car crash accident. Some dude hit a pedestrian and fucking killed him. Heres an oc pic of the dudes hand

>>741788674
It grew up eating chicken. It lives for the chicken. It fucks the chicken. It becomes the chicken.

>>741790841
i need this webm

>>741823165
Google suggests really OC. Neat.

>>741795298
dream girl

>>741797912
classic

>>741797573
Fuckin cracker culture

>>741795078
I'm thinkin' Arby's.

>>741825237
I'm thinking of your mom.

>>741804927
That's what we do here at 4chan, give each other breaks

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mm yiss

>>741797912
fuck i really tried to watch it but its too long fuck you

>>741810619
Source?

>>741824437
she looks like Daniel Craig

>>741826142
I'm trying to get in touch with her because I'm attracted to her.

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>>741795078

>>741826065
use gif-explode.com
much easier

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But why?

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>>741824535

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>>741824619
That seems pretty neat . Not weird .

>>741805634
Love the copflop

>>741827821
It's weird I want them crawling all over my nude body.

>>741798594
Man I miss the game