How will /b/ solve this?

>>741770360
Develop a scat fetish

go around it

I'm a son of God. I can part water and shit.

She got herself in, she can get herself out. Not my problem.

>>741770360
well from the look of this picture, the cave is open on the sides. so just walk around the shit

>>741770360
Bring an Umbrella. It's not that hard.

>>741770360
Drink it all

Umbrella.

/thread and saged

>>741770360
Did you draw it?
When?
How long?
How?

>>741770519
>>741770547
thats just gonna end up splashing shit all over the girl

she prolly in to scat

>make her fall in love with me
>make a big deal about "trust" because thats a thing to grills
>tell her ill walk under the shit fall but only if she takes my hands when i do
>pull her through and laugh

>>741770597
Did... did you fail physics?

>>741770360
walk away , you can get a disease from both

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>>741770360
Become a black man

get her to back up to the edge of said shitwall and fuck her through it only getting a mild case of shitdick

>>741770360
Tell her to walk through it, bathe in boiling water and drink bleach

>>741770360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk

>>741770360
she will get out eventually when she grows hungry

>>741770360
Easy. Find another hot slut that isn't hiding behind a waterfall of shit. Women that hide behind waterfalls of shit usually have serious issues.

>>741770360
Birch, you'll have to come out one time or another. No sense in me doing it when you have to do it too.

>>741770360
Go around the shit.

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I'd build a little barrier that would fill the cave with shit and listen to her scream as she drowns in shit while jerking off.

>>741770360
Do you realize she must be full of shit as well, how did she get in there? Why would she get under a waterfall of shit in the first place?

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>>741770360

>>741770360
Stare at her and masturbate. When she gets uncomfortable and turns away, stop masturbating. Eventually when she looks to see if I've gone, start masturbating again. Repeat until release or I get hungry/bored.

>>741770360
>sees hot woman
>turn gay

>>741770671
shes like 3 feet deep in that cave, walking under a waterfall with an umbrella is gonna make it splash all over the place

>>741770934
kek

>>741770955
Only almost threw up, nice try.

>>741770360
sluts in the mud

>not beeing into scat
what are you, gay?

>>741771070
Since the river and the person share a similar width, assuming "you" represent an average person with a width of 70 cm, she's at least 6 meters (20 feet) into the cave. Not a drop would touch her.

>>741770360
how did she get in there?

>>741771070
The river of shit would have to fall at a velocity of 300 liters per second (i.e, an impossible feat) to touch her. And, at that point, the umbrella would break.

>>741770966
You know, she's already flicking the bean, mate.

>>741770360
>wear a full body dry suit with mask, bring an extra
>walk thres shit
>take suit off carfully
>destroy the sluts pussy
>put clean suit on
>walk away
>wait 9 months for child support letters

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Unless I have a baseball bat the cures AIDS, I'm not sticking my dick in that.

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OMFG ALL THESE FUCKING SUMMERFAGS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO /b/
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO THE OP'S QUESTION. AND THAT'S WITH A PICTURE OF "YOU" SOLVING THIS, ALL THIS FUCKING TEXT SHIT IS MAKÌNG ME AUTISTIC
THE ONLY ONES WHO GOT THIS FUCKING RIGHT ARE
>>741771181
AND
>>741770934

FOR FUCKS SAKE, /b/'S FUCKING AIDS NOWADAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>741770360

>>741771417
lol wtf? no? at most shes like 5 feet in there, and since this is SHIT, and not water, even a few sprinkles on her is gonna be disgusting

>>741771685
virgin

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>>741771707
>>741771685

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Proper sanitation

>>741771751
I've had sex with more women than I have fingers on my left hand. I don't fuck with sluts and STD filled venus fly traps.

tell he to come out then let her shower ya stupid cunts

>>741770589
what a fucking newfag

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>>741771776
12 seconds before you autist.
I don't have 13 tabs of the same thread open at the same time to check if someone fucking posted before me 50 times a second

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>>741771849
sure

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>>741771904

>>741771849
So only 6

>>741770360
>approach shitfalls, maintain a safe distance from overspray
>ask Crapunzel what the fuck she's doing behind a literal wall of diarrhea
>be on my way, because it smells horrible and she probably smells horrible

>>741771728
how does that solve anything?

>>741771849
So? You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin. it doesn't matter.

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You guys aren't thinking outside the box
the CEREAL box

>>741771951
fokin smart

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>>741772101
>You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin.

>>741772104
Won

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>>741772101

>>741770360
True minecrafters would dig around the finishline of shit and fuck alex pussy

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>>741771904

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>>741770360

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>>741771776
Save this.

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>>741770360
Does the waterfall land on the ground or does it flow into A river of shit upon falling?

Does the lady have a scat fetish?

In this scenario do I have a scat fetish?

Does she have wet naps?

Is the shit regular turds like a falling rocks or is it a diarrhea?

Is the shit especially smelly?

What color is the shit?

What country are we in?

Is it fresh shit?

Who does this shit come from?

Was it taco Tuesday yesterday?

Do I have health insurance?

Where is this taking place?

Is there a clean source of water nearby?

Did I just eat?

Does the lady have aids?

How old is the lady?

Is the lady clean or already covered in shit?

Am I naked or wearing clothes

Is she naked?

Can I go to the store before attempting to pursue the lady?

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>>741770360
Simple

>>741770360
> me scorpion
> teleport behind slut
> hardfuck the bitch
> teleport back to original position
> come over here!
> enjoy the dead slut full of shit
> scorpion wins
> shitality

>How to get rid of the waterfall of shit.
MONEY
Hot sluts love money, and if you pay someone else to deal with the shit-fall, the slut will know you're set.

Pay a bunch of beaners to build an aqueduct away from the hot-slut cave. She'll know you can pay her bills too, and will let you fuck her silly.

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>>741772101
Wut

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>>741770360

>>741772101
are you sure about that

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>>741772101
What the fuck. How braindead are you.

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>>741772101
>You can fuck a lot of women
>and still be a virgin
Nigger what?

>>741770955
Seriously how are they alive ? All the bacteria and parasites should kill them 100 times over. How are these people ALIVE JESUS CHRIST DO THEY LIVE WITH GANGRENEOUS TAPE WORMS IN THEIR EYS AT ALL TIMES FUCKI G SJSIAILckigiwjk right RIGHT right now but I will be back in the office tomorrow morning trying to get in touch with me and I have to go to the store to get a meatloaf

>>741772739
>All the bacteria and parasites
there's barely fucking anything like that in shit

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>>741770360
NO PROBLEM, MR. SHLOMO IS HERE TO HELP GOYIM

>>741771533
The only time math has ever been useful in life

>>741772772
Feces are mostly made of water (about 75%). The rest is made of dead bacteria that helped us digest our food, living bacteria, protein, undigested food residue (known as fiber), waste material from food, cellular linings, fats, salts, and substances released from the intestines (such as mucus) and the liver.

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>>741772101
are you dumb

>>741771707
Wow you sure are an eternal summer fag aren't ya baaaaaaahdy go ask Mommy for sum grilled cheese and Huggies you pansey ass fudge monkey

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CONTRIBUTE

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>>741772781

>>741770360

>walk though the shit
>have her piss on me
>golden shower

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>>741772101

>>741771849
Shit man that's pretty hard core, I wish I was as alpha as you.

>>741772101
My brain can't even right now with????????????????

>>741772464
this

>>741772927
honestly laughed out loud at this

>>741772464
OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!!!!!!!!!

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>>741772927
>blacked
jej

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>>741770360

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>>741771070
3 feet? Nigga check yo science

>>741772772
Then why do Indian people always have dysentery?

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manners maketh man

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call the actresses from two girls one cup.

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>>741772101
Did your mother tell you that?

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>>741770360
This is how you solve it faggot

>>741773393
Why are they 8 feet tall?

>>741772104
>>741772390
>>741772464
>>741772520
>>741772625
thx for teh keks

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>>741770360
Put on protective eyewear and demonstrate NO FEAR.

>>741770360
You have to run at the speed of sound so you can get hit by the less amount of shit

>>741773942
It's funny because you actually can pray the gay away but it's being covered up by the liberal media.

Praise Jesus.

>>741772054
Still more than me.

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>>741770360
now what?

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>>741772546
Get over here*

>>741772054
That's six more than at least 90% of this board.

>>741774114
Plumber and piping, you illiterate fuck

>>741772625
I was going to say turn 360 degrees and walk away but your drawing is better.

>>741773942
that looks like a waterfall of fruity pebbles

Has no one noticed that she really ISN'T a hot slut?

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>>741770360
took me 5 fckin minutes

>>741772101
>You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin. it doesn't matter.
That's not how it works. It doesn't work like that. This is absolutely incorrect. It is objectively wrong and easily demonstrated to be such. Not this. This is not right. What you said is the opposite of the truth and it's not a realistic representation of reality.

No.

>>741774161
it's paint, it dosent have spell check.. and i was rushing it lol

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>>741770360
Y'all dumb

>>741773504
So sayeth the virgin Mary. That's her story and she's sticking to it.

>>741770360
This is the real question:
I want to know how she can balance on one leg while leaning that far back.

>>741774247
Pepe crying shit, nice

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>>741774249
its the gays

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>>741774397

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>>741774061

Read a book or something I dunno

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>>741770360

>>741772895
I believe you mean cuddles and tendies, anon.

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>>741774603
Do you write for Colbert? That was spot on, hilarious!1

>>741770360
The real question is tho: how did she get there?

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>>741772971
The hole point to his comment was that he DID'NT have a lot of sex with the grills. He said it in a stupid way because he's retarded or something. Pick on someone near your own I.Q.

>>741774732
10/10

>>741770438
Under8'd post

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>>741774418
>hurt

>>741773180
This.

>>741772101
Well, I mean technically he has a point. You can still have your anal virginity.

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>>741770360

>>741770360
Evolve into the 3rd dimention and walk around the 2d waterfall

>>741771820
kek

>>741773942
It's a metaphor for liking traps.

>>741775556
WRONG! If you knew physics at all you would know that universe is limited to 2D, just like ours is capped at 3D.

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>>741774061

>>741771849
This post was funnier than we're giving it credit for.

>>741770360
multidimensional drifting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>>741774367
Is your stand [C-Moon]?

>>741771849
I too have no left hand.

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>>741772101
Looks like we've got ourselves a born again virgin here folks

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>>741770360

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>>741775952
Is THaT a JojO rEFeReNcE?

>>741771849

Yes you do. You are just so incredibly naive that you are probably being secretly cuckd.

>>741772471
YES
NO
YES
NO
BLUE
YES
NO
NO
NO
YES
NO
YES
NO
NO

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Only real solution.

All others are shit.

>>741776363
good

>>741773942
>fuck the rainbow
>taste the rainbow

>>741772471

I see you have played Dungeons and Dragons before.....

>>741776363
Fuck this is genius

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>>741770360
Amen

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place a bucket under the shitterfall, run under the thing, run back with slut

>>741770360
Walk away, she probably has herpies.

>>741776363
Litterally, the only time one of those got me an I didn't see it coming. Good one.

>>741776363
this deserves a reply

>>741776363
Not as good as the hole digging one though.

>>741774397
Turbo mong

>>741774061

The power of positive thinking and repetitive behavior modification is well proven and very real. That being said, praying to Jesus is no more likely to be successful than any other form of behavioral training.

>>741776854
Praying is not supposed to be a way to get what you want, it is meant to be for glorifying God and asking for His will to be done

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>>741770360

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>>741776854
Could I, a straight man, pray and become gay?
No.
Case closed.

>>741776929

Oh, great, another asshole with a direct line to God is going to tell me how to do it right. Go back to your honor killings and heretical crop rotation shitlord.

>>741770360
It's gonna be rape anyway so she won't mind the shit

>>741774366
what the fuck, checked

>>741777248
But crop rotation is a valid agraricultural practice, and honor killings is islam.
Get your shit straight.

>>741777248
>>741777328
Argued my defense for me lel

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>>741775511
Retard

>>741777277
Lol!

>>741777181

If you spent hours, days, weeks, obsessing about gay sex, indeed you would be more likely to give into "gay" sexual feelings. You have to be really uneducated to know so little about behaviour modification training. Humans have been actively and successfully applying it for over 10,000 years.

>>741772101
see you on reddit

>>741772842
so it's palatable?

Simply step around the stream of shit, as humans don't exist in a two-dimensional environment

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>>741776526
Now you have two waterfalls, retard

>>741777328

The Bible states crop rotation is a sin, also blended materials for clothing. You're an ignorant fuck.

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>>741777277

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Go fast

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>>741772101

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>>741774366
You've only delayed the inevitable.

>>741777372

Well, you're both dipshits that know nothing about Christianity....... or irony.

>>741778148
Well, you're a dipshit who knows nothing about Christianity... or irony

>>741778212
10/10 get aids

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>>741778212

>>741776929
But his will sucks. Praise Satan then bitch. What God you gonna smite me well your world is so shitty I want to die anyway so for once you'd actually be doing me right. I seriously think if I get into heaven if it exists I'd spit in gods face and flip him off ass I dive backwards into the abyssal pit of fire. Then I'll gladly kiss satans firey ass and call it strawberry ice cream. I'll be gods greatest of followers and reject him. That's like your wife saying she hates your shitty life then goes and fucks a aids ridden hobo in a shit filled back alley. The principle of the act hurts more than the act itself. Your so shitty I find the shittiest person and fuck with their shit because your shit is shittier than the shittiest shit ever shat.

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Solved it, no cheating.

>>741776363
9/10

>>741772390
You Win!

>>741773974
Underated

>>741773235
>nigger detected

>>741778507
So you do believe in God you just don't think he's worth worship?

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>>741778540
Now you're crawling through two falls of shit

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>>741778540

>>741774656
how are you gonna bop her if you can't get yer dick wet?

>>741776363
Damn smart

>>741777388
kek

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Where is that shit coming from?

>>741774397
das

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>>741778212
u did it!

>>741778659
I believe in a higher being that happens to be a major asshole.
In short God is the ultimate Jedi but acts like a sith Lord. God and Satan probably sit around drinking beer with a joint laughing at us.

"Holy fuck Sun-tan (gods nickname for Satan) look at this shit. They're using that free will i gave them again and chose their species most morally corrupt business man to rule the strongest part of the world!"

"Fuck G you serious brah here gimme the controller I'm gonna make him go have piss fetish sex and make out with that bald Russian dude."

"Hahaha fuck that's great Sun-tan and while you're at it have that tiny asian cheese man make an even bigger threat. I cant believe no one is doing something about him yet lol"

>>741770438
This.

>>741772101
Include me in the screencap

>>741779678
OP here. Finally someone who solved it. Took you guys long enough.

>>741778540
OP here. Finally someone who solved it. Took you guys long enough.

>>741780150
>OP here. Finally someone who solved it. Took you guys long enough.

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>>741772101
Nigger what

>>741779822
>>741780150
OP here, fuck off faggots.

>>741772104
Who the fuck puts chocolate milk on their cereal? How many thousand pounds do you weigh anon?

>>741780712
What if the cereal is bland?
That would compensate for it right?

i wanna be in the screencap
>>741772101

>>741770360
i'm ugly so the shit will make me look like a nigger and bitches loves niggers

>>741780872
No it wont you fat fuck.

Also, why would you buy bland cereal if you don't like it?

>>741779202
kek

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no?

>>741777542
Also, porn and the novelty effect. Kids who grow up watching more porn are probably more likely to start viewing gay/trap/insert fetish here shit at an earlier age, making them think they are gay and acting on that because their brains have literally been re-wired to crave something "non-traditional".
Porn is bad and you should stay away or it will make you gay.
And possibly give you ED.

>>741779384
And was he an asshole when he was crucified because he loved you?

where is the riddle

>>741778212
Omae wa mou shindeiru

>>741773104
For some reason, i just lost my shit,

>>741770360
buy a full body suit?

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>>741772194
>>741772259
>>741772581
>>741772670
>>741772639
>>741772684
>>741772952
>>741773028
>>741773504
>>741776152
>>741772882
>>741774353

>>741770600
girls love scat

>>741772739
How do you know, have you ever tried it?

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>>741772101

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>>741770360
i will cross into the 4th dimention where nothing exist, pass through where the shit would be. cross back to the 3rd dimention where i could fuck the bitch.

>>741774114
Plumber checking in. Can confirm. Would work, seems to meet IPC code standards.

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>>741772101

>>741782321
Civil Engineer here, not enough fall for a gravity line, no trash pumps to assist it up the grade and then through the last 90 degree angle, would cause another waterfall of shit.

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>>741782321
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>741772101
/b/ at its finest

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>>741770360

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>>741772101
explain how that works please, how do you have sex?

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>>741774418

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>>741772101

>>741770955
moar

>>741772739
>>741771294

faggots