>make her fall in love with me
>make a big deal about "trust" because thats a thing to grills
>tell her ill walk under the shit fall but only if she takes my hands when i do
>pull her through and laugh
I'd build a little barrier that would fill the cave with shit and listen to her scream as she drowns in shit while jerking off.
Stare at her and masturbate. When she gets uncomfortable and turns away, stop masturbating. Eventually when she looks to see if I've gone, start masturbating again. Repeat until release or I get hungry/bored.
Since the river and the person share a similar width, assuming "you" represent an average person with a width of 70 cm, she's at least 6 meters (20 feet) into the cave. Not a drop would touch her.
>wear a full body dry suit with mask, bring an extra
>walk thres shit
>take suit off carfully
>destroy the sluts pussy
>put clean suit on
>wait 9 months for child support letters
Unless I have a baseball bat the cures AIDS, I'm not sticking my dick in that.
OMFG ALL THESE FUCKING SUMMERFAGS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO /b/
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO THE OP'S QUESTION. AND THAT'S WITH A PICTURE OF "YOU" SOLVING THIS, ALL THIS FUCKING TEXT SHIT IS MAKÌNG ME AUTISTIC
THE ONLY ONES WHO GOT THIS FUCKING RIGHT ARE
FOR FUCKS SAKE, /b/'S FUCKING AIDS NOWADAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
12 seconds before you autist.
I don't have 13 tabs of the same thread open at the same time to check if someone fucking posted before me 50 times a second
>approach shitfalls, maintain a safe distance from overspray
>ask Crapunzel what the fuck she's doing behind a literal wall of diarrhea
>be on my way, because it smells horrible and she probably smells horrible
You guys aren't thinking outside the box
the CEREAL box
>You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin.
Does the waterfall land on the ground or does it flow into A river of shit upon falling?
Does the lady have a scat fetish?
In this scenario do I have a scat fetish?
Does she have wet naps?
Is the shit regular turds like a falling rocks or is it a diarrhea?
Is the shit especially smelly?
What color is the shit?
What country are we in?
Is it fresh shit?
Who does this shit come from?
Was it taco Tuesday yesterday?
Do I have health insurance?
Where is this taking place?
Is there a clean source of water nearby?
Did I just eat?
Does the lady have aids?
How old is the lady?
Is the lady clean or already covered in shit?
Am I naked or wearing clothes
Is she naked?
Can I go to the store before attempting to pursue the lady?
>How to get rid of the waterfall of shit.
Hot sluts love money, and if you pay someone else to deal with the shit-fall, the slut will know you're set.
Pay a bunch of beaners to build an aqueduct away from the hot-slut cave. She'll know you can pay her bills too, and will let you fuck her silly.
What the fuck. How braindead are you.
>You can fuck a lot of women
>and still be a virgin
Seriously how are they alive ? All the bacteria and parasites should kill them 100 times over. How are these people ALIVE JESUS CHRIST DO THEY LIVE WITH GANGRENEOUS TAPE WORMS IN THEIR EYS AT ALL TIMES FUCKI G SJSIAILckigiwjk right RIGHT right now but I will be back in the office tomorrow morning trying to get in touch with me and I have to go to the store to get a meatloaf
NO PROBLEM, MR. SHLOMO IS HERE TO HELP GOYIM
Feces are mostly made of water (about 75%). The rest is made of dead bacteria that helped us digest our food, living bacteria, protein, undigested food residue (known as fiber), waste material from food, cellular linings, fats, salts, and substances released from the intestines (such as mucus) and the liver.
3 feet? Nigga check yo science
call the actresses from two girls one cup.
Put on protective eyewear and demonstrate NO FEAR.
>You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin. it doesn't matter.
That's not how it works. It doesn't work like that. This is absolutely incorrect. It is objectively wrong and easily demonstrated to be such. Not this. This is not right. What you said is the opposite of the truth and it's not a realistic representation of reality.
Do you write for Colbert? That was spot on, hilarious!1
The hole point to his comment was that he DID'NT have a lot of sex with the grills. He said it in a stupid way because he's retarded or something. Pick on someone near your own I.Q.
Looks like we've got ourselves a born again virgin here folks
place a bucket under the shitterfall, run under the thing, run back with slut
The power of positive thinking and repetitive behavior modification is well proven and very real. That being said, praying to Jesus is no more likely to be successful than any other form of behavioral training.
Could I, a straight man, pray and become gay?
If you spent hours, days, weeks, obsessing about gay sex, indeed you would be more likely to give into "gay" sexual feelings. You have to be really uneducated to know so little about behaviour modification training. Humans have been actively and successfully applying it for over 10,000 years.
Now you have two waterfalls, retard
You've only delayed the inevitable.
But his will sucks. Praise Satan then bitch. What God you gonna smite me well your world is so shitty I want to die anyway so for once you'd actually be doing me right. I seriously think if I get into heaven if it exists I'd spit in gods face and flip him off ass I dive backwards into the abyssal pit of fire. Then I'll gladly kiss satans firey ass and call it strawberry ice cream. I'll be gods greatest of followers and reject him. That's like your wife saying she hates your shitty life then goes and fucks a aids ridden hobo in a shit filled back alley. The principle of the act hurts more than the act itself. Your so shitty I find the shittiest person and fuck with their shit because your shit is shittier than the shittiest shit ever shat.
Now you're crawling through two falls of shit
I believe in a higher being that happens to be a major asshole.
In short God is the ultimate Jedi but acts like a sith Lord. God and Satan probably sit around drinking beer with a joint laughing at us.
"Holy fuck Sun-tan (gods nickname for Satan) look at this shit. They're using that free will i gave them again and chose their species most morally corrupt business man to rule the strongest part of the world!"
"Fuck G you serious brah here gimme the controller I'm gonna make him go have piss fetish sex and make out with that bald Russian dude."
"Hahaha fuck that's great Sun-tan and while you're at it have that tiny asian cheese man make an even bigger threat. I cant believe no one is doing something about him yet lol"
Also, porn and the novelty effect. Kids who grow up watching more porn are probably more likely to start viewing gay/trap/insert fetish here shit at an earlier age, making them think they are gay and acting on that because their brains have literally been re-wired to crave something "non-traditional".
Porn is bad and you should stay away or it will make you gay.
And possibly give you ED.
i will cross into the 4th dimention where nothing exist, pass through where the shit would be. cross back to the 3rd dimention where i could fuck the bitch.
Civil Engineer here, not enough fall for a gravity line, no trash pumps to assist it up the grade and then through the last 90 degree angle, would cause another waterfall of shit.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
explain how that works please, how do you have sex?