Best way to make money on the side? Illegal or legal doesn't

>>741766501
Get a(nother) job you fuck

>>741766501

work

>>741766535
College student, already working in MacDoanld's, looking for something on the side, thanks tho.

Sell weed my dude

Get a XXL gulp from seven and sit down on a busy sidewalk and put the gulp in front of you.

>>741766721
Not even joking, begging might sound like shit but if you look skinny and don't shower for a month, take a drive to nearby state and sit on the sidewalk, easy 500$ a day.

>>741766686
Where do i get the weed from?

>>741766813
Buy seeds online
Grow
sell
profit

>>741766977
>Buy seeds online
>Grow

Isn't that easy, growing them takes skill and a special place my man

Selling drugs
Buying crypto

>>741767020
So you're basically a retard with zero social skills. Why the fuck do you go to college if you can't even score a weed dealer

>>741767111
>buy weed from a dealer
>sell said weed for a higher price

are you insane?

>>741766686
>>741766813
>>741766977
>>741767020

Weed is a shit drug to sell.
>Shit profit
>Takes alot of space
>Smells like fucking hell
>can see the quality

Sell cocaine instead
>HUGE profit
>Doesn't take any space for alot of profit
>Doesn't smell (dogs will smell it tho)
>Can't see if it's good quality or bad

>>741766786
500 a day??? Hell where? Lower Manhattan or wut

Start robbing drug dealers. Go find one sit and watch. Then hit that nigger up and get is dope and cash and laught at that bitch. Then repeatedly find new sloppy dealers.

>>741767146
if you know someone who sells, you get to know someone who sells bigger quanities. Gotta work up the chain.

start producing and selling butthash my man

all the cool kids poopsmoke it nowadays

>>741767146
are you dumb? Its called finding a hookup

>>741766501
My buddy is a craigslist flipper. He will buy heavily used but still working items, clean them up a bit and resell them. His speciality is motorcycles, cars and home appliances. He had a washing machine he bought for $50 which he put a new lid on and sold for $200

>>741767195
I'm from Israel, no idea about the states, if you're from America drive to another state so people won't recognize you, and yes when people see a "homeless" kid in need they even offer to house you for a day or help you rebuild your life, shit is crazy.

Depends on where you are though, i had friends doing this in Tel-Aviv and they made a bunch of money, and if authorities question you say you ran away from your parents or w/e.

>>741767020
Very true

>>741766501
Amazon Mechanical Turk. Make money whenever you want. Its not much, but more then you will ever make playing a videogame.

Also the more you do the better your rep the more money you can make.

>>741767427
flipping shit is good, takes time and you have to know the field of stuff you're flipping to be successful, but very high profit when you succeed, friend was flipping cars and made 200$ profit from every single one, problem is it usually takes quite some time.

Set yourself up to mod people's gaming systems. All you need is a little know-how and a discreet way of advertising (depending on paranoia and how big your business gets). Also remember people are lazy, get some 64 gig flash drives and fill them with games for an extra fee

buy some cheap dirty assed used shoes from an op shop and sell them on ebay as well worn womens shoes. Foot fetish guys love them and pay around $40 up to $100

I once sold a pair for $90 and bought them for $5. Heels get the most money. Ones with dirty toe prints in them.

Regardless if you start slinging green or white , you'll need a reliable clientele, you cant be a dumb fuck walking up to people and asking if they want / need anything

>>741767235
Interesting

I've run scams promising cam shows and also pretending to be a drug vendor on reddit. Won't say how much I've made because that would be retarded but you could definitely pay rent.

daytrading, i make around 5000€ per Month. its not extremely much but my bank account grows and in a few years im a millionare (hope so)

OP here, heres my deal how to make fastcash on the side. Be aggressive, style yourself like a boy-pussy or trap. Take a bustrip to Waco TX. Find a good frequent biker hangout. Walk towards a bunch of bikers like a real madame and prepare yourself. Choose between the next dense scrub or the public toilet. Just in case take out your analplug. Do a semi professional blowjob while gathering experience. If the biker wants your butt charge him some extra bucks but dont argue with him too much. Afterall give in and just do it. Get paid and make a cool face even your ass hurts. Voila there are your side dollars.

>>741768380
>Go on Instagram
>Pretend like you ship spice/K2 worldwide
>Take money
>750$ in one day

>>741766501
Donate blood plasma. I get $70 a week just for laying and watching TV for 1 or 2 hours.

>>741768689
Pretty much

>>741768534
>Voila there are your side dollars.
lost

>>741768380
>pretending to be a drug vendor on reddit.
what do you mean and how does this work lol

>>741768990
Some drug subreddits (for example, r/modafinil) allow vendor advertising and you just make a fake vendor ad

>>741768689
You have a kik? I wanna talk some ideas through with you.

>>741767191
>(dogs will smell it tho)

Dogs can't smell it. They're as accurate as a coin flip. Dogs just provide a reasonable cause for them to search. Bullshit all of it.

start a business. its hard work but if able to build something bigger U can see the business for a few millions

>>741769431
I'm not even a dog and I can smell weed dumbass

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>>741766501
>Make bitcoin wallet
>Learn2Tor
>Set up hosting site
>Play the implying game
>Offer 2.9Gb dummied up zip files labelled "Not Vicky" "Not Tara" "Defiantly not child porn" etc etc
>Accept the bitcoins
??????>Profit

>>741769569
The risk on this seems astronomical tho. Like no one wants to get arrested on fucking kiddy charges.

>>741769511
That's not what I really meant. The problem with drug-sniffing dogs is not that dogs aren’t capable of sniffing out drugs; it’s that we’ve bred into domestic dogs a trait that trumps that ability a desire to read us and to please us.

Look at statistics of the law bringing out dogs and their success rate. Kinda fuck off cunt.

>>741766501
buttsex

when you want an ass wrapped around your cock, and you can't get it from your wife, you'll pay anything to get it.

>>741769661
Arrested for what, selling not child porn?

>>741769725
I'm pretty sure you can still get arrested for that idk. The FBI would definitely look into it tho.

>>741769704
This. Get $$$, plus get paid. There's nothing not to like.

>>741769837
and find out you have no cp and didn't sell any, and instead baited a bunch of pedo's out of their money, who they now can easily identify?

lol

>>741769856
Being incontinent at the age of 35 because of being a butt faggot...

>>741769856
laid, fuck

paid + laid

>>741769921
I'm just saying I wouldn't want my name and cp in the same fucking sentence. I would way rather pretend to sell drugs.

>>741769725
The fact that you advertised it is enough for them to charge you with suspicion of possession, at least advertise weed or high tier drugs, but not that, the FBI and the Interpol are on the lookout for these people.

>>741770004
>While reasonable suspicion does not require hard evidence, it does require more than a hunch. A combination of particular facts, even if each is individually insignificant, can form the basis of reasonable suspicion. For example, police may have reasonable suspicion to detain someone who fits a description of a criminal suspect, a suspect who drops a suspicious object after seeing police, or a suspect in a high crime area who runs after seeing police.

Obligatory, and you're already on Tor and on the underground market which is enough to assume you posses these kind of materials you advertised.

>>741766501
Play the horses.
I average 3-4k a week during the season.
But i've lost too. You've got to have a knack in handicapping horses.
What kind of work do you do?
I do HVAC work and I do side work as well.
Also, spend 30 bucks and get a medical marijuana card and sell to your friends who dont have access or dont get any.
Maybe change jobs by the way, you might be happier.

>>741769937
>relax and stretch asshole out around poops, several times in a shit, every day of your entire life, equalling hundreds of thousands of times.
>totally fine, exercises the sphincter muscle
>relax and stretch asshole out around a penus once in a while
>muscle destroyed by age 35

lol
old homophobic memes die hard

> install kali linux in a vm or on an old laptop
> setup tor as proxy (https://www.howtoforge.com/anonymous-ssh-sessions-with-tor)
> use DNS seeds to find bitcoin miners (https://bitcoin.stackexchange.com/questions/3536/how-do-bitcoin-clients-find-each-other)
> scan miners and try to find vulnerabilities in their systems
> use metasploit to exploit vulnerabilities
> hope they're retarded and store their private keys on the system
> ???
> profit

>>741770218
old faggots die of aids

>>741769997
A little late for that now anon.
You've been to this site. You're on the registry.

>>741767448
you are scum

>>741770324
Everyone has been on 4chan dumbass

>>741770337
For being from Israel or for having friends who used to fake homelessness?

>>741770400
Jew detected

>>741770285
Forgot some parts
> Use nmap for scanning sites
> use any fucking cve database to find vulnerabilities

>>741770400
both

>>741766501
Start giving blowjobs at truck stops.

>>741770467
Oh not at all, on the contrary, i'm Muslim.

>>741770604
Even worse...

>>741770391
When you start deluding yourself on that level, it's time to turn off your idiot box, step out into the real world again, and actually engage with sane people, bc your pespective on what is normal is utterly fucked to an extreme.

Also, registry referring to the NSA registry created to document online activity of anyone accessing this site, the TOR network, & prominent encryption & proxy services. There is no safety in numbers.

>>741770751
> registry referring to the NSA registry created to document online activity of anyone accessing this site, the TOR network, & prominent encryption & proxy services.

Noone cares if you fucking visit 4chan. Grow the fuck up.

>>741770697
Well nothing i can do about it, they don't really care if i consider myself an Atheist or Christian because my parents were Muslims.
was either that or converting to Judaism because of the military and police harassments, so i said fuck it and said i'm Muslim, technically i am because of my parents but other than that nothing Muslim about me.
Waiting to leave this shithole and starting life anew in a fresh place.

>>741770886
This, no one cares if you visit illegal sites on TOR too, it's all about doing something illegal and constantly doing it that it begins being a problem.

Marijuana is in huge demand in my town. Selling weed is probably the most money your gonna make on the side. My buddy used to sell pot full time, and one week he made 2000 dollars. I would recommend buying in bulk then selling, I guarantee you will make a ton of cash (as long as you don't get caught)

>>741770285
this seems legit

>>741771058
Couple of questions :

- I'm in Europe, does that change anything?
- How do you get the connections to buy it in bulk?
- If no connections should you start growing them?
- Also how do you find clients? shit is also risky just putting yourself out there.

>>741767235
I actually rob drug dealers.

Not like how you described. I rob my own drug dealers. Find a dealer that's weak, let's me know too much about him, figure out his habits, rob him fucking blind as soon as it's safe to do so.

I have never once been caught, and I always end up buying more weed from the people I rip off. Just be smart about it, ya know?

Literally get another job or get an internship in a field you enjoy. I'm a sophomore in college and I was working for minimum wage and just got a summer internship that pays $3k a month and doesn't even feel like work since it's something I enjoy.

>Be a tall decent looking 20 yr old

>Get MeetMe

>Filter through guys from 20-40 years old

>Let them suck your cock for money

>you make cash busting nuts in guys mouths

I've actually only done this like times. Each for 60$. Would do more but I feel dirty.

>>741771169
Let's just say it's based on true facts.

> also do a shitload of cocaine. At least it worked for me lol

>>741768473
Elaborate. Skills I should work on etc?

>>741768473
How's day trading work?

>>741771676
that's because you're a faggot enabler

>>741771729
Still made money while getting my dick sucked. I don't fucking care, faggot.

>>741770118
Tips on betting a winner?

>>741771497
>just got a summer internship that pays $3k a month and doesn't even feel like work since it's something I enjoy.

what was it exactly?

>>741771676
Thought about it, but taking money for people sucking my dick sounds weird, also why would they pay me if they are countless of people who don't charge for it?

Selling weed is for faggots. The real money is in MDMA and Meth

>>741772030
I get it, where do i acquire said MDMA and meth?

>>741771699
>have a computer/phone
>get MT4 or MT5 depending on preference
>set up Stochastic + RSI for your entry
>RSI: Buy under 30, sell over 70
>stochastic(both must be crossing over): buy under 20, sell over 80
>both RSI and Stoch values must be under 30/20, or over 70/80 for it to be a profitable trade
>when you have found an optimal pair that has th above signs, use Fibo Retracement (or anything that sets up a decent one for PC/Mac) to set your limits for that particular trade (take profit, stop loss, trailing stop in case your trade decides to say "lol go fuck yourself"
>close the app
>if you did the above correctly
>profit

This will take practice and learning, for which demos are a thing. Every broker has those for your practice. Apply what I just said and you'll be G O L D E N.

>>741772169
Cryptocurrency is shiet

>>741772169
I have no idea what you're talking about lol I will do some research on this though, sounds promising. Thanks

>>741767645
I got declined

>>741772051
Go to music festivals and clubs, just start making friends and you'll make connections. Drugs are fucking everywhere when you know where to look.

>>741772261
I'm talking about Forex you dingus

>>741772169
English motherfucker, does u speak it?

>>741766501
deal drugs, im serious, trust me. I did as a college student- easy money on the side. Got to have balls and deal with hombres though.

>>741771993
Because those who don't charge are ugly as shit. Plus I think paying is a factor of it.

>>741773070
This sounds good if you look decent and live in the states, can't find people like that for shit in Germany.

buy 1000 tabs of nbome off the dark net for like $100, tell people its acid and sell them on for $5 a tab

>>741771204
you just need to know 2 or 3 people who smoke. They for sure know others. Best customers in europe are schools and colleges. Im from Vienna, trust me. As for finding hookup- much harder. You need to hand out with guys who have something to do with crime. Sooner or later it will come. Good luck m8

>>741772700
trading motherfucker, does u speak it?

>>741773627
I wonder if slinging dope is better than weed, same risk anyways so why not make more profit?
I know people who smoke and i know distributors, mostly foreigners from Africa with kilos of weed.

>>741771924
Yeah, I try to look at the calls per turn on the closers. Watch the beyer rating can kick your ass. Dont be afraid to key YOUR favorites to other horse. Focus on betting strategy, as it because half the battle after you narrow your picks. Also if the horse is sweating when it goes to post. Try to immediately withdraw your bet. That is a nervous fuckin horse. and he may get canned in the race.

>>741773848
selling dope is tougher. Other clients and other distributors. Start with weed. Develop some serious crime- connects. Then think about dope. Otherwise you will get robbed. or shot.

>>741773443
Yes and risk murder charges on top of trafficking charges. Are you fucking dumb asshole?

>>741774373
I don't know how it is in other places as im from aus but ive been selling meth for 5 years. It's really not that dangerous in places like aus/europe where guns aren't so prelevant. Worst you gotta worry about is getting your house robbed so you just gotta be smart.

I generally just get out to as many clubs and festivals as possible. Once you start selling you have people that'll flock to you once they start telling all there friends, on a good weekend i can earn $1000+, most i've earned over a weekend was $4000 but i'll only get that maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

>>741774960
Where do you get the meth from though, how do you acquire the drugs to later on sell them.

>>741774671
>murder charges
what?

>>741766501
Sucking dick on craigslist.

>>741774671
https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/lsd-penalties-for-sale-and-possession.html

holy shit

>>741775049
I said it a few posts above, Go to festivals and clubs and just go out and make friends. Find the people off their face swinging there jaw around and just befriend them. Once you've made some friends just ask them if they can hook you up. Its really not that hard, drugs are EVERYWHERE in the dance music scene.

>>741775302
Yeah but buying meth from a dealer for 100$ then reselling them for 120$ ?
Don't you kinda fuck your dealer? also why would people buy it for more from YOU if the first dealer in the first place sells it for 100$.

Unless you have someplace to get the drugs in bulk ( Silkroad sounds like a good place for that ) there's no point in buying and re-selling it.

>>741775111
Second degree murder....

nBome is highly vasoconstrictive. Not knowing how many ug of nBome is on said tab could mean death. People popping them like lsd is highly unsafe.

I've got a full time job that pays the bills, but I'm a karaoke DJ on the weekends. I usually get about $200 a week cash, plus free drinks. And, I have a great time doing it.

>>741775914
Is it hard? or do you just play music and wave your hands?
Also where are you from?

>>741766501
I used to spray builders isolation foam in to the change return slots of parking meters and vending machines(using a thin little hose)
The change would become stuck behind the foam
After a couple of hours i returned an sprayed amoniac in the slot so the foam whould desolve so i could collect the money
Made about 500$ a week doing it ,
If your less lazy than me you can make a lot more doing it all over the country

>>741775423
Buy in bulk is cheaper.

Start out low and buy half a gram for about $350

You'll sell mostly points at festivals and clubs, and being that they want them then and there, you can charge the normal price of $100 a point(100mg)

Depending how fast you can shift it, over time you'll be about to buy it buy the gram and the profits become bigger and bigger.

>>741776405
If my change would get stuck i'll stick my finger and break that, people didn't do that?
also 500$ accumulated in that change hole?
seriously?
what kind of machines are we talking about?
care to share a pic?

Can i make money forging documents?

>>741768534
seems gay

>>741766501

i get money from you're mom

with my dick

>>741776091
No, it's fairly easy actually. You've just got to be fairly organized to keep your singers and requests in order, and know how to plug in all the speakers and lights and shit. Plus you've got to be a bit of a cheerleader, even if the singer sucks. "Hey everybody, let's hear it for Bob!!!" etc. I'm in small town Wisconsin, so I'm sure in bigger cities you could make even more.

>>741776946
That's nice, good job man.

>>741769431

>What is science?

KYS faggot. Just because reality doesn't fit your agenda doesn't make it less real.

>>741777322
He's right though, dogs can't detect cocaine inside a jar inside a shoe box in your backpack, they just bark at anything.

>>741777322
How many cops do you suck off daily?

>>741777394
Clearly not aware how drug dogs work...They don't bark, they'll sit when they detect something.

>>741777322
>Reality

Look at the fucking statistics you kike.

>>741768534
>Go to biker bar dressed in drag = get ass kicked

>>741777120
No problem, glad to help!

>>741777931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HIw9XVLMDI

Yeah he sits tight my man

>>741777322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSk2TYsc_vE

fuck you

>>741777963

Fuck off back to /pol/, you projecting cryptojew. And what fucking stats? Statistics regarding the efficiency of police dogs does not somehow negate the science behind it. For fuck's sake, Lrn2Logic.

>>741777394

He's not right. Dogs can detect odors magnitudes fainter than that of humans and differentiate between odors. Dogs can be trained to react to stimuli. The logical conclusion is that dogs can detect and ID odors of specific drugs and be trained to respond in a particular manner to that odor.