Roll 666 and I'll do anything

cut ur dick off pussy

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>>741726227
poo your pants

>>741726227
Shove the sharp end all the way up your ass and then open them as wide as they'll get.

cut your asshole

give self a bowlcut

>>741726304

Who said I had a dick?

>>741726227
Have a nice day

>>741726227
Find the nearest police officer and assault him with the scissors. Do not relent no matter what happens.

Install gentoo

>>741726498
There are no girls on the internet, so, obviously you have a dick. It may be small, but it is a penis.

If you do cut your dick off, don't post a picture of the dick, nobody wants to see that shit. Just post a cat picture or something.

Cut your fingernails with if

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>>741726659

Like this

Eat mustard with those scissors, use those scissors like fucking chopsticks. I want to see you struggle, I want you to succeed

>>741726227
Stab yourself in the ear

cut your tongue

cut off your left nipple and leave it on the doorstep of your neighbor

give me $100

>>741727273

Gimme ur address

Make a sexual pass at your father.

>>741726227
Scream out your window for 5 solid minutes.

>>741726227
whatever the fuck I want

>>741726823
Work on your lighting.

If you are a girl....Nudes with timestamp

>>741726227
Run around with those scissors, I have to know what happens if you do it

Cut off your nuts

Do a barrel roll

Charge the biggest strongest looking guy you can find around with scissors in hand while screaming about Allah. Then try to save your life by repeating it's just a prank bro over and over again.

Nothing

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>>741727421

Cum in ure mothers pants live

>>741727592
Again, reerolll

cut off your pussy, pussy

>>741727430
He's not a girl. There are no girls on the internet. Please, kill yourself or git gud.

Fuck your pussy then send time stamped webm

>>741727623
REROLL CMON

Cut your hair of with scissor

Cut paper

Eat your shit

>>741727665
...

>>741726823
Show me more pictures of this golorious pussy i love it!

>>741727655
Reroll

>>741727665
Good damn

Call your dad an tell him he's great.

Fuck own ass

>>741727603
Do you have a flip phone?

>>741727665
Fuck, 1 off

Break them in half with bare hands

Use matches to light scissors on fire, stick scissors into asshole, post pics

cut a piece of paper nude

Origami

>>741726589
If only I could get x11 to work on either Gentoo or Arch

If you're 555 then I'm 666

Cut off your right pointer finger, faggot

go outside, lay on your driveway naked and shoving cucumbers up your ass

>>741727339
Reroll

>>741726304
Rr

buy train simulator 2015 with all dlcs

PeePee on your floor

>>741727603
Does your name start with the letter S and ends with e ? I think i rememeber this cat

Break them in half with bare hands der

buy a cat (not get one for free you specifically have to pay for it) then love it unconditionally for the rest of its life. oh also once a week eat one of its cat turds

hang yourself

Stick up ass

>>741728073
Nvm spotted a deference

Stick up your bum

Reroll

>>741726227
Scissors closed into peehole

Fish tits

>>741726227
Staple your nuts to your forehead

shove it in your peepee hole

Eat them

Stick scissors up asshole as far as you can and open scissors as wide as you can.

>>741726227
the the matches in half
WWWOOOOAAAAHHHHH!

Stick up Assago

Write your name on them with permanent ink!

>>741728440
roll

>>741726227
Kill yourself. Just do it. Dont be scared i am god and i am reaching out to you my son. Just do it.

roll for kys

mail them to me

Shove up asshole

>>741728043
roll

Jam them in your thigh

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>>741728534
rerolling for that shit

Cut off finger

Shove up bum

>>741728591
reroll

cut pp off

Do nothing

Shove up ur butt

>>741728644
rerolling

>>741726355
Rolling for this. Stream it of course.

Cut your nose off

Just do it. Take those rat poison pills youve been thinking so hard about taking. I know youll think it hurts. But the bliss of your soul removing from your body will be eternal bliss. Just fucking do it

roll
>>741728623

Show more kitty nudez

go to bed

Eat

Cut off finger. Shove finger up bum.

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>>741728688

>>741726227
I dunno, this is a pretty edgy thread guys.

Rollerino for sharpe in the pooper

>>741728711
rerolling for this needs to be streamed

Spare yourself the pain. Cut out a dick on paper with those scissors.

>>741728779
<3

Cut off all of the hair on your head (including eyebrows/lashes), mix it into a gallon of milk, and chug it as fast as you can.

cut paper

shave off all hair and go streaking

sneak into someones house (someone you dont know)

Rip up your drivers license

Satan give me strength

>>741726227
Cut your dick off and burn it

commit murder

Cut a nipple off

Keep going! Someone's gonna get it. Then OPs gotta deliver. I'm staying up for this shit. Rolling for cut off finger. Finger in butt.

put em up your butt

i want your cats ear. rolling

>>741726227
Kill Google

Cut off nipples with scissors and use the matches to seal the wounds from bleeding

Do nothing.

stick scissors in ass

>>741729178

I will not hurt kitty

Masturbate with scissors.

sharpie in pooper

>>741729239
Roll

cut finger shove up butt

Leave this website and never turn back

Kill your cat

Cut out a paper heart <3

Read a book. Cover to cover. Stream it.

>>741726227
Fuck a child.

Just relax

Take your tumb finger nail off

Post a video of you cuddling the kitty >.<

>>741729423
Kill this faggot.

Fuck me in da ass

stream yourself reading the entire bible everytime you stutter or stop chop off a finger

Post your momma name

Fap to gay porn. Post a video with timestamp.

Write hi Nahuel

>>741726227
OP let's get a new time stamp so we know your keeping up with this shit

>>741728900
Reroll

>>741729508 le reroll

stream yourself deleting system 32

Cut your dick

Cut your balls off

>>741728555
FUCK

>>741729629
roll

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Get a tranny hooker from craigslist. attack her with scissors when you're done fucking.

Go drink some water and then sleep

>>741729508
Roll

>>741729656
re

Kill something

>>741729667
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKk

>>741726227
Cut off your nipples.
Cauterize them afterwards

>>741729667
Uhhhhj bruh

show boipussy

cut a a small piece of hair

Boop the cat's nose >.<

show
>>741726227
boipussy

>>741729666

>Winrar

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>>741729667

Soooo close

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Lol
Thats not how god worls
Thats how compueter man gets to see whos an idot

>>741726227
This shit is bait. New time stamp OP. Show some follow thru fag

cut hair off from cancer kids

>>741726227
donate all of your money to homeless charities

quads get

Go to sleep

>>741729931
reroll

>>741729962
shit it's not going fast enough

slap a stranger on video, full force slap

Pay my rent

quads get

throw away all of your money

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>>741729939
Thats how god works
Pleasant dreams

Seek out a lovely family to adopt the cat from you

rell

drink a cup of ketchup

>>741730021
Blackjack
Magic commands you do as I say Mr, numerology

remove all teeth

Eat a bowl full of shit

drink 5 5 hour energy drinks

eat your own cum

222 get?

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You thought you made thr rules, suckaaa
Good luck with rehab rich bitch

>>741730140
eat my cum

kill yourself

Buy a litre of distilled vinegar, and drink it as fast as possible.

cut off the bottom part and through the middle of your tongue

remove finger

kill me?

>>741730185
Roll

fuck a duck

>>741726227
drink 4 bottles of soy sauce. JUST soy sauce. No water or anything. Just soy sauce

>>741730241
FUCK DUCK I PREFER CHICKEN

open boob and send vagine pic

Drink gallon of gasoline

pay a male hooker to fuck you at a starbucks right before closing time

OPEN BOOB

>>741730347
Roll

OPEN BOOB

>>741730318
roll

Stick the scissors into the nearest electrical outlet.

>>741726227
córtate las bolas

>>741726227
Updated time stamp OP!!

>>741730284
roll

red hot and cut ear off

Scissors in butt

>>741730408
reroll

Kek wills you sitck into anus and expand

perform autofellatio. then >>741730510

>>741727684
Rol

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OP here:)

Getting a little fucked up and very messy tonight.

Scissors are lonely:(

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The population of this wprld can be more easily stressed to death that any other I have inhabituelles

rape bird

roll
>>741730510

>>741730557
rereroll

>>741726227
Go to bed, Jacob.

>>741730613
rerere

>>741730436
ye man, córtate las bolas por favor

>>741730634
REEEEEEEEEEEroll

>>741730476
reroll

eat 2 boxes of laxatives

>>741730591
Adopt cat out to wonderful family

get a good nights sleep

>>741730646

Insert a giant pickle up your ass and jerk off until you cum

>>741729509
Reroll

>>741729831
Also reroll you pick any of the 2

>>741730664
FUCK

>>741730666
winrar

>>741730577
reroll

>>741730668
DANG IT

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>>741730604
For mass genocide of every culture
Kill the poor

>>741730666
Finally

>>741730666
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

>>741730666
OH SHIT

>>741730591
I think OP is gone... bait

Pickle surprise

>>741730666
WINNERRRRRRRR

>>741730666
winrar

>>741730666

Hold tight boys... It will be a couple minutes:)

>>741726227
shove the scissors right in ur ass

rape duck

>>741730666
WIN

>>741730750
OP?

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>>741726227
Burn down house

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>>741730708
For lowest score possible
;) gg jews

>>741730666
wtf does that even mean lmao

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Suck a black dick off CL. Swallow the nut and hail your Satan, faggot.

Give me $50

>>741730666
NIGGER WON'T DO IT

>>741730801
heat the scissors until the metal turns red and cut your own ear off , thats what he ment

>>741730695
Haha thanks for the support, both were mine ^.^

>>741726227
No you won't, faggot

>>741730666
Winnar>>741730666

>>741730871
Yeah I got it after reading over it a second time. Thanks.

>>741730476
bummer he wont do it

>>741730666
DO IT OP! WE HATE YOU IF YOU DONT

>>741730872
Sowwy i failed you :c