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Roll 666 and I'll do anything

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Roll 666 and I'll do anything
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cut ur dick off pussy
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>>741726227
poo your pants
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>>741726227
Shove the sharp end all the way up your ass and then open them as wide as they'll get.
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cut your asshole
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give self a bowlcut
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>>741726304

Who said I had a dick?
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>>741726227
Have a nice day
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>>741726227
Find the nearest police officer and assault him with the scissors. Do not relent no matter what happens.
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Install gentoo
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>>741726498
There are no girls on the internet, so, obviously you have a dick. It may be small, but it is a penis.

If you do cut your dick off, don't post a picture of the dick, nobody wants to see that shit. Just post a cat picture or something.
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Cut your fingernails with if
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>>741726659

Like this
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Eat mustard with those scissors, use those scissors like fucking chopsticks. I want to see you struggle, I want you to succeed
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>>741726227
Stab yourself in the ear
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cut your tongue
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cut off your left nipple and leave it on the doorstep of your neighbor
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give me $100
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>>741727273

Gimme ur address
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Make a sexual pass at your father.
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>>741726227
Scream out your window for 5 solid minutes.
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>>741726227
whatever the fuck I want
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>>741726823
Work on your lighting.
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If you are a girl....Nudes with timestamp
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>>741726227
Run around with those scissors, I have to know what happens if you do it
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Cut off your nuts
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Do a barrel roll
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Charge the biggest strongest looking guy you can find around with scissors in hand while screaming about Allah. Then try to save your life by repeating it's just a prank bro over and over again.
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Nothing
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>>741727421
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Cum in ure mothers pants live
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>>741727592
Again, reerolll
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cut off your pussy, pussy
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>>741727430
He's not a girl. There are no girls on the internet. Please, kill yourself or git gud.
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Fuck your pussy then send time stamped webm
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>>741727623
REROLL CMON
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Cut your hair of with scissor
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Cut paper
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Eat your shit
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>>741727665
...
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>>741726823
Show me more pictures of this golorious pussy i love it!
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>>741727655
Reroll
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>>741727665
Good damn
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Call your dad an tell him he's great.
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Fuck own ass
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>>741727603
Do you have a flip phone?
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>>741727665
Fuck, 1 off
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Break them in half with bare hands
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Use matches to light scissors on fire, stick scissors into asshole, post pics
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cut a piece of paper nude
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Origami
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>>741726589
If only I could get x11 to work on either Gentoo or Arch
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If you're 555 then I'm 666

Cut off your right pointer finger, faggot
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go outside, lay on your driveway naked and shoving cucumbers up your ass
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>>741727339
Reroll
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>>741726304
Rr
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buy train simulator 2015 with all dlcs
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PeePee on your floor
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>>741727603
Does your name start with the letter S and ends with e ? I think i rememeber this cat
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Break them in half with bare hands der
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buy a cat (not get one for free you specifically have to pay for it) then love it unconditionally for the rest of its life. oh also once a week eat one of its cat turds
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hang yourself
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Stick up ass
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>>741728073
Nvm spotted a deference
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Stick up your bum
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Reroll
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>>741726227
Scissors closed into peehole
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Fish tits
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>>741726227
Staple your nuts to your forehead
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shove it in your peepee hole
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Eat them
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Stick scissors up asshole as far as you can and open scissors as wide as you can.
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>>741726227
the the matches in half
WWWOOOOAAAAHHHHH!
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Stick up Assago
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Write your name on them with permanent ink!
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>>741728440
roll
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>>741726227
Kill yourself. Just do it. Dont be scared i am god and i am reaching out to you my son. Just do it.
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roll for kys
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mail them to me
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Shove up asshole
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>>741728043
roll
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Jam them in your thigh
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>>741728534
rerolling for that shit
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Cut off finger
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Shove up bum
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>>741728591
reroll
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cut pp off
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Do nothing
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Shove up ur butt
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>>741728644
rerolling
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>>741726355
Rolling for this. Stream it of course.
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Cut your nose off
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Just do it. Take those rat poison pills youve been thinking so hard about taking. I know youll think it hurts. But the bliss of your soul removing from your body will be eternal bliss. Just fucking do it
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roll
>>741728623
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Show more kitty nudez
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go to bed
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Eat
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Cut off finger. Shove finger up bum.
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>>741728688
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>>741726227
I dunno, this is a pretty edgy thread guys.
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Rollerino for sharpe in the pooper
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>>741728711
rerolling for this needs to be streamed
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Spare yourself the pain. Cut out a dick on paper with those scissors.
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>>741728779
<3
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Cut off all of the hair on your head (including eyebrows/lashes), mix it into a gallon of milk, and chug it as fast as you can.
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cut paper
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shave off all hair and go streaking
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sneak into someones house (someone you dont know)
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Rip up your drivers license
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Satan give me strength
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>>741726227
Cut your dick off and burn it
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commit murder
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Cut a nipple off
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Keep going! Someone's gonna get it. Then OPs gotta deliver. I'm staying up for this shit. Rolling for cut off finger. Finger in butt.
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put em up your butt
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i want your cats ear. rolling
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>>741726227
Kill Google
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Cut off nipples with scissors and use the matches to seal the wounds from bleeding
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Do nothing.
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stick scissors in ass
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>>741729178

I will not hurt kitty
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Masturbate with scissors.
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sharpie in pooper
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>>741729239
Roll
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cut finger shove up butt
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Leave this website and never turn back
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Kill your cat
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Cut out a paper heart <3
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Read a book. Cover to cover. Stream it.
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>>741726227
Fuck a child.
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Just relax
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Take your tumb finger nail off
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Post a video of you cuddling the kitty >.<
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>>741729423
Kill this faggot.
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Fuck me in da ass
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stream yourself reading the entire bible everytime you stutter or stop chop off a finger
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Post your momma name
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Fap to gay porn. Post a video with timestamp.
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Write hi Nahuel
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>>741726227
OP let's get a new time stamp so we know your keeping up with this shit
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>>741728900
Reroll
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>>741729508 le reroll
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stream yourself deleting system 32
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Cut your dick
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Cut your balls off
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>>741728555
FUCK
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>>741729629
roll
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Get a tranny hooker from craigslist. attack her with scissors when you're done fucking.
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Go drink some water and then sleep
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>>741729508
Roll
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>>741729656
re
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Kill something
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>>741729667
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKk
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>>741726227
Cut off your nipples.
Cauterize them afterwards
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>>741729667
Uhhhhj bruh
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show boipussy
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cut a a small piece of hair
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Boop the cat's nose >.<
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show
>>741726227
boipussy
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>>741729666

>Winrar
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>>741729667

Soooo close
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Lol
Thats not how god worls
Thats how compueter man gets to see whos an idot
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>>741726227
This shit is bait. New time stamp OP. Show some follow thru fag
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cut hair off from cancer kids
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>>741726227
donate all of your money to homeless charities
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quads get
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Go to sleep
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>>741729931
reroll
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>>741729962
shit it's not going fast enough
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slap a stranger on video, full force slap
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Pay my rent
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quads get
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throw away all of your money
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>>741729939
Thats how god works
Pleasant dreams
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Seek out a lovely family to adopt the cat from you
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rell
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drink a cup of ketchup
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>>741730021
Blackjack
Magic commands you do as I say Mr, numerology
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remove all teeth
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Eat a bowl full of shit
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drink 5 5 hour energy drinks
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eat your own cum
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222 get?
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You thought you made thr rules, suckaaa
Good luck with rehab rich bitch
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>>741730140
eat my cum
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kill yourself
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Buy a litre of distilled vinegar, and drink it as fast as possible.
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cut off the bottom part and through the middle of your tongue
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remove finger
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kill me?
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>>741730185
Roll
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fuck a duck
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>>741726227
drink 4 bottles of soy sauce. JUST soy sauce. No water or anything. Just soy sauce
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>>741730241
FUCK DUCK I PREFER CHICKEN
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open boob and send vagine pic
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Drink gallon of gasoline
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pay a male hooker to fuck you at a starbucks right before closing time
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OPEN BOOB
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>>741730347
Roll
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OPEN BOOB
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>>741730318
roll
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Stick the scissors into the nearest electrical outlet.
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>>741726227
córtate las bolas
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>>741726227
Updated time stamp OP!!
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>>741730284
roll
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red hot and cut ear off
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Scissors in butt
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>>741730408
reroll
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Kek wills you sitck into anus and expand
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perform autofellatio. then >>741730510
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>>741727684
Rol
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OP here:)

Getting a little fucked up and very messy tonight.

Scissors are lonely:(
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The population of this wprld can be more easily stressed to death that any other I have inhabituelles
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rape bird
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roll
>>741730510
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>>741730557
rereroll
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>>741726227
Go to bed, Jacob.
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>>741730613
rerere
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>>741730436
ye man, córtate las bolas por favor
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>>741730634
REEEEEEEEEEEroll
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>>741730476
reroll
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eat 2 boxes of laxatives
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>>741730591
Adopt cat out to wonderful family
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get a good nights sleep
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>>741730646
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Insert a giant pickle up your ass and jerk off until you cum
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>>741729509
Reroll

>>741729831
Also reroll you pick any of the 2
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>>741730664
FUCK
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>>741730666
winrar
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>>741730577
reroll
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>>741730668
DANG IT
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>>741730604
For mass genocide of every culture
Kill the poor
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>>741730666
Finally
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>>741730666
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>741730666
OH SHIT
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>>741730591
I think OP is gone... bait
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Pickle surprise
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>>741730666
WINNERRRRRRRR
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>>741730666
winrar
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>>741730666

Hold tight boys... It will be a couple minutes:)
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>>741726227
shove the scissors right in ur ass
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rape duck
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>>741730666
WIN
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>>741730750
OP?
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>>741726227
Burn down house
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>>741730708
For lowest score possible
;) gg jews
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>>741730666
wtf does that even mean lmao
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Suck a black dick off CL. Swallow the nut and hail your Satan, faggot.
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Give me $50
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>>741730666
NIGGER WON'T DO IT
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>>741730801
heat the scissors until the metal turns red and cut your own ear off , thats what he ment
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>>741730695
Haha thanks for the support, both were mine ^.^
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>>741726227
No you won't, faggot
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>>741730666
Winnar>>741730666
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>>741730871
Yeah I got it after reading over it a second time. Thanks.
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>>741730476
bummer he wont do it
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>>741730666
DO IT OP! WE HATE YOU IF YOU DONT
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>>741730872
Sowwy i failed you :c
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