>OP will voice anything that gets dubs!
>beyond that, shorter requests get quicker replies
>other anons encouraged to do voices too!
>lewd requests ALWAYS OKAY
>OP can do a pretty passable loli voice, orc voice, shota voice.. just give me any direction no matter how retarded and ill try it. Also questions are fun.
Get in here you motherfuckers!
Oh there's already a female voice request thread up.
Neat! Maybe it'll be a slow thread and I'll get some oddball requests. This is what I get for being late.
how you doin today?
do your best fuze impression
cluster charge going live
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman
I accidentally posted this in the other thread... anyway, incredulous domme read b/c I want to hear revy berate me:
"Come ON... you're supposed to swallow it! How can you be so fucking dumb?
[quieter] Do you want to go back into training?
Oh~ look who's suddenly very thirsty! There we go!"
>i doxx myself openly
>this anon can't find it for shit
>i post two pictures of myself directly to them for lulz
>they act like they found the golden fucking ticket
Seriously i wish i could be as amused as you are. Want to request something or are you done?
"Oh Alice, I have a confession to make. I can't take this anymore. I am in love with you. Your pale skin and your stuttering ways have stuck my heart. Oh Alice, will you marry me? We shall rule 4chan forever my queen!"
thank you for your donation
it will feed me for another 34 minutes and 12 seconds
There's a place that is waiting for you
A world where the best in life is free
Where time is always spring
Happiness is king
The dreams you dream come true
When the one you love love you
You're in MANDOM
Sing the opening to Slayer's "South of Heaven".
An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
Judgement day the second coming arrives.
Before you see the light you must DIE!
I rate the both of you 14/20
Also for the pause: my dad decided to want to show me his new vape pen and I have to listen or he'll get mad and won't leave me be.
"Dad go away so I can say dirty things in your laundry room"
Why in the fuck do you always make your threads when a nigga busy? Been a while and cant stay for this one still doing morning threads?
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all traps are created equal. We are now engaged in a great civil east, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on the great battlefield of that war. We come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that a nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never be forgot what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that fromthese honored dead we will take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under god shall have a birth of a new freedom, and that freedom from traps, for the people, and agreed upon by the people, shall allow us to evolve as a species."
awesome! Could you do the raceplay improv?
Just the most degrading shit about blacks but at the same time reveling in the stereotypes of athleticism and sexual prowess? Basically a JOI telling the listener to shoot a big load to ur racism.
Usage of these phrases are highly encouraged: Ape, Gorilla, Crack Dealer, Muscular, Nigger, African, Project, Ghetto, Crack Baby, Big Grapefruit Nigga Nuts, Stupid, Violent, Aborting Niglets, And mentioning your feet.
REVY...HEY REVY COME OVER HERE NOW
Come watch dad chuck some sick clouds...what do you mean youre busy WATCH THESE CLOUDS OR YOURE GROUNDED
Fuck you guys checking my own trips again
And jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes
Hey revy whats up, could you say for me:
"There is no such thing as black culture in America. WHAT THE FUCK is black culture in America. Fucking chains, whips, urr rap music thats not fucking culture. Materialistic shit does not equal to culture. Only Africans from Africa have culture, niggas in America don't have culture. Fried chicken, ribs and all that stupid shit is not culture."
Hugh Laurie man back from one of the first threads here to say hello.
Well he quit smoking thanks to it so I tolerate a little faggotry
Also this one is for cbd oil. Lil less faggy
I get knocked down the I get up again ain't never gonna keep me down I get knocked down then I get up again ain't never gonna keep me down I get knocked down then I get up again ain't never gonna keep me down I get knocked down then I get up again
He knows hes retarded so he knows I am at least a shade retarded via genetics.
Plus I flat out told him "you don't want to hear the things i am recording for a website of degenerates in your laundry room. Proceed at your own risk"
Ayo Hol' Up. *smacks lips We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin. King Tatu Tootoo, that's my great great great great grandpa man.
Could you say:
>Is that a sample? IS THAT A SAMPLE? YOU WILL TAKE THE SAUCE, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Could you do a sexy workout improv? Basically taking on the role of a seductive personal trainer, telling the listener that you believe in him, "come on, one more rep" etc.
Also saying how you only fuck big, strong men, not wimps, and the listener needs to become that if ever hopes to get with you.
I killed a man and I liked it
The taste of his blood on my lips
I killed a man just to try it
I hope his girlfriend dont mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
its been stuck in my head and i need to hear it out loud from a grill
dammit i showed up late again :(
will there be another thread after this one rev?
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
yay you did me! Thanks!
"I can't march in the parade, Alf. What we did to those people is no cause for celebration. The face that I can walk under the sun as a free man, honoured for the things I did, serves as proof that hypocrisy is alive and well. No man in jail right now is guilty of anything more repulsive than the things I did every day during that war. The only difference is that they got thrown in prison for what they did, and I got a cigar box full of medals. I am the worst kind of criminal, Alf. I raped elderly women in front of their husbands. I set people's homes on fire with their babies still inside. I held a pistol to a man's head and forced him to fuck his dead wife. And do you know what the icing on the cake is? Every month, for the rest of my life I get to walk out to my mailbox and pick up a check from Uncle Sam. Essentially paying me for it.
Thanks fem-anon! You have a great wasure voice.
I challange you!
"A man is driving to mexico with a blown tire and two coins in his hand that equal 25 cents but one is not a nickel and he left 1950 on Friday and will return to 1950 three days later on Friday without time travel with three daughters one who is pregnant from losing her virginity to a barrel that is empty but should weigh less than 200lbs on the moon that is traveling northbound on a southbound street with no arrest by observing policeman who is in an isolated room with three switches which will dispense 15 apples equally to 10 brothers living in 10 houses on the 25th floor but they take the stairs halfway until they are found dead in a field with an unopened package and their younger, weaker brothers nearby with a wheelbarrow containing a puddle of water which was found under a man who hung himself when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in his neighborhood and he got in one little fight and his mom got scared. Where did she say he would move to?"
A flower's purpose is simple and immutable. Human purpose is fickle because it is a slave to memory. Memories must be strictly managed, Alice. Unproductive ones must be eliminated.
It's been a good day, it's time to go cray-cray
My friends all know the right a-words to say
Our phones are blowing up, texting nom-nom alert
And we're rolling up the frozen yo-yo-yo-yo-yogurt
Hey Revy-chan. Here's one.
"I've got you in the pipe, five-by-five. No where to run, nowhere to hide. The sky's are mine."
Context is a cocky fighter pilot playing with his target.
"I'm sorry Tyrone, I can't cheat on my boyfriend. Though sometimes I dream of your big black cock inside me... *moan
Oh shit, I forgot about this.
But that tattoo bitch is ugly.
sweet pic, thats now my lock screen
Actually, I think I'm the spic you're referring to. I requested this >>741710345
But that's my only request I've made. I don't care about some anime girl, and I damn sure wouldn't request one sentence.
fuck revy, i like your voice...
Familiar with COD4...well Captain Price in particular? Care to do:
What the hell kinda name is "Soap" eh? How'd a muppet like you pass Selection?
"Wow, anon, this is the third time I've seen you jerk off while playing Deus Ex. Fuck's sake, just take my virginity already!!"
Well then. Right when i start back up.
Sorry, head was actually killing me. Letting my phone get back up to 15%
If my headache goes away i dont mind remaking an hour after this thread (and still tomorrow morning) to catch up/get some uninterrupted time in. This one got off to a bad start
they're gunna jerk off to these you know that right?
Get better resolution you four eyed bitch!
W-what? You mean people are requesting things for LEWD PURPOSES??
I have never felt so violated in my life.
Hers doesn't even have nip.
Fuck pills, didnt you buy a vape pen already
These afternoon threads suck, mornings are better
Fuck and checked
Well since youre here...care to do this one with a deep irish accent
Listen up bawbag, I've not got time to wait about, and you, if you wanted to get payed to sit about you should have joined the airforce.
Mid twenties, yeah. I proposed this year, somewhat by accident at first.
Thanks for understanding!
Have a nice doujinshi instead
Glad you had fun with it. Culchies are country people, accents so thick you need a knife to get through em.
Been years since I last played COD4 but I know of it.
He is apparently too triggered at the moment by the cashier at taco bell that greets everybody in a robotic monotone voice and repeats their orders like.. some sort of fast food android. It creeps him out apparently.
Ohoho I've entertained the thought.
He has entered full tsun. Not getting anything out of him right now. I'll try to goad him into it by the time i remake the thread
Speaking of which, about that power nap.. saving the thread, if i missed your request and you lurk come back in an hour.
If not email me at [email protected]
He is like.. if Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job and Val Kilmer's batman had a love child.
And he approves, generally. He's less into weird fetish shit and dark humor, more just.. wat