Vocaroo Thread! http://vocaroo.com/i/s136LHiwL94T >OP wi

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Oh there's already a female voice request thread up.

Neat! Maybe it'll be a slow thread and I'll get some oddball requests. This is what I get for being late.

Big Smoke's order

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henlo

Hey, what's up fam? Can you read my shota trash today?

"Aww, does it hurt? There you go, let mommy take care of your cock. Atta-boy. This will be our special secret, okay?"

"Post above is a nigger"

Moan

>>741706749
Hey, Gav!
>>741706739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lkq5Lbs4Tu

"i turned myself into a pickle morty, im pickle riiiiiiiiick"

>>741706828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HhSD9Fn06W
>>741706878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pjgqBqE4jc
>>741706933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vpRwTiUq8y
>>741707244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WscM1RY5AA

Hi Revy! So what happened with planefag? Did he freak out?

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>>741707083
how you doin today?

do your best fuze impression

cluster charge going live

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>>741707384
>first one

Is this the same op from two nights ago?
(http://vocaroo.com/i/s15nQag45H8u)

>>741707412
I hadn't talked to him yet actually >.> i dont think its a "freak out" kind of convo.
>>741707435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cqr3ZSVPDh
I tried

>>741707791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15nQag45H8u

>>741707843
I just like the potential drama of it lol

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>>741706508
Heyy revy how are you

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>>741707435
Flag/b/ro back at work I see

>>741707902
There is no drama, really. I want to make sure everyone is on the same page is all.

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>>741707990
i do what i can

im relaxing right now

>>741707791
Nah that isnt me. That recording is.. unnervingly well made though

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Daddy

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Would

>>741708111
If it was I was going to ask how to get that quality :( it's rediculously clear right

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>>741708072
(You)

>>741707920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E03B9tudZA
>>741707990
Thank you for this offering of Alice butt, my stately friend.

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WHAT'S UP FUCKERS

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Like

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I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman

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>>741708333
Some

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>>741708333
SUM FUK?
C-c-combo breaker

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>>741708336

"Heil The Dylan Republic, Heil Quinnystein, i bet he has a massive penis"

Average female voice please.
Dont ask about quinny, we think he might be gay so we're luring him out ya know?

I accidentally posted this in the other thread... anyway, incredulous domme read b/c I want to hear revy berate me:

"Come ON... you're supposed to swallow it! How can you be so fucking dumb?

[quieter] Do you want to go back into training?

Oh~ look who's suddenly very thirsty! There we go!"

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>>741708406
I was gonna say trap ass

>>741708333
>i doxx myself openly
>this anon can't find it for shit
>i post two pictures of myself directly to them for lulz
>they act like they found the golden fucking ticket

Seriously i wish i could be as amused as you are. Want to request something or are you done?

>>741708232
this shit is ugly omfg hahaha

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>>741708406
Can I get a "DO NOT AVERT YOUR GAZE"

>>741706508
"Oh Alice, I have a confession to make. I can't take this anymore. I am in love with you. Your pale skin and your stuttering ways have stuck my heart. Oh Alice, will you marry me? We shall rule 4chan forever my queen!"

>>741708336
ROLL

>>741708232
>>741708614
Keep your crush posting to the wwyd threads, boys.

>>741708635
Roll

>>741708283
>>741708333
mmm revy is kinda cute

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>>741708635
Alice stop making me say gay stuff

>>741708755
whats that even mean?

>>741708573
Different anon here, and i'm new to these threads.

Show vulva?

>>741708635
Who gave you permission to post my thoughts?

>>741708616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P7HpGghE4N
Sorry for the pause, resuming momentarily

>>741706508
*crying in pain "OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUCKING BIG! I'M GONNA CUM! FUCK! FUCK! I'M CUMMING! AHHHHH!"

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>>741708283
thank you for your donation

it will feed me for another 34 minutes and 12 seconds

>>741708960
I mean this isn't the thread for sharing pictures of girls you obsess over.

>>741706508

There's a place that is waiting for you
A world where the best in life is free
Where time is always spring
Happiness is king
The dreams you dream come true
When the one you love love you

You're in MANDOM

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>>741709027
Rate me Revy

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Sing the opening to Slayer's "South of Heaven".

Lyrics:
An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
Judgement day the second coming arrives.
Before you see the light you must DIE!

>>741709282
Re rolling. :/

general moaning gradually building up until finally shouting “I’m cumming!”

>>741709282
RE RE Rolling.

need some gooey pussy sounds pls

>>741707412
Story???

>>741709149

>grills

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>>741709260
I rate the both of you 14/20
Also for the pause: my dad decided to want to show me his new vape pen and I have to listen or he'll get mad and won't leave me be.
"Dad go away so I can say dirty things in your laundry room"

>>741709594
I never get dubs. T.T

>>741709549
Reroll

>>741709282

rolling for this SLAYER!

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Why in the fuck do you always make your threads when a nigga busy? Been a while and cant stay for this one still doing morning threads?

>>741709611
No story. We were speculating about the health of threads when it comes to regulars, avatarfagging and the pros and cons etc.

>>741709194

Reroll

>>741709611
Thirsty avatarfag lusting after Revy
What else is new

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"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all traps are created equal. We are now engaged in a great civil east, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on the great battlefield of that war. We come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that a nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never be forgot what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that fromthese honored dead we will take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under god shall have a birth of a new freedom, and that freedom from traps, for the people, and agreed upon by the people, shall allow us to evolve as a species."

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Here's a pizza buffet

>>741708336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yMcvYlszWE
>>741708468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkUiKyDIMm

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do your best george dubya impression plox

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>>741709079
You're a good man flag/b/ro

>>741706508
awesome! Could you do the raceplay improv?
Just the most degrading shit about blacks but at the same time reveling in the stereotypes of athleticism and sexual prowess? Basically a JOI telling the listener to shoot a big load to ur racism.

Usage of these phrases are highly encouraged: Ape, Gorilla, Crack Dealer, Muscular, Nigger, African, Project, Ghetto, Crack Baby, Big Grapefruit Nigga Nuts, Stupid, Violent, Aborting Niglets, And mentioning your feet.

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>>741709671
REVY...HEY REVY COME OVER HERE NOW

Come watch dad chuck some sick clouds...what do you mean youre busy WATCH THESE CLOUDS OR YOURE GROUNDED

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>>741710333
Fuck you guys checking my own trips again

>>741708497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WFBS83mfVR

>>741709549
Rerollinggg

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Here's a parking lot

>>741706508
"how can you say you love her if you dont eat her poop?"

Do you do singing requests, OP?

>>741706508
*scared voice "The spiders are in my head! No Mr.Whiskers! Bad kitty! Bad kitty!"

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>>741708635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0daWsKRLIlk

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And jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes

>>741710333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IEmmwBZseZ
Trips anon! Sorry for the wait

>>741710752
Bless you Revy

>>741710705
Yes but i suck at singing

>>741709610
reroll

Hey revy whats up, could you say for me:
"There is no such thing as black culture in America. WHAT THE FUCK is black culture in America. Fucking chains, whips, urr rap music thats not fucking culture. Materialistic shit does not equal to culture. Only Africans from Africa have culture, niggas in America don't have culture. Fried chicken, ribs and all that stupid shit is not culture."

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S P A G E T T I
P
A
G
E
T
T
I

>>741710761
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

>>741709671
tell your dad vape is for fags

>>741710949
Kek I love Revy but I thought the same thing

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Hugh Laurie man back from one of the first threads here to say hello.

>>741710547
OuO, thanks!

>>741709194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tl8ImAi9ks

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>>741710804

"Things are fucked up, but it'll be ok."

>>741711094
Thank you for this hugh laurie. I shall cherish it.
Also welcome back

>>741709671
arent you scared? i mean he could hear you saying retarded things
he would think omg i have a retarded daughter

Read this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xaTntMUUwhRUSfxXszJM_f6ew8jiutCflPlFXlKp5Sw/edit?usp=sharing

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>>741710949
Well he quit smoking thanks to it so I tolerate a little faggotry
Also this one is for cbd oil. Lil less faggy

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I get knocked down the I get up again ain't never gonna keep me down I get knocked down then I get up again ain't never gonna keep me down I get knocked down then I get up again ain't never gonna keep me down I get knocked down then I get up again

>>741711302
He knows hes retarded so he knows I am at least a shade retarded via genetics.
Plus I flat out told him "you don't want to hear the things i am recording for a website of degenerates in your laundry room. Proceed at your own risk"

"You see, Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night - it's the silence."

>>741711358
roll

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Ayo Hol' Up. *smacks lips We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin. King Tatu Tootoo, that's my great great great great grandpa man.

>>741710825
pls

>>741711510
rollioni

>>741709070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cMfVspT2kf

>>741711358
reroll

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>>741711522
you gotta do it lmao

>>741709610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSY1Md8l0U

>>741711358
rolling for dis

>>741711747
fug
is that real?

>>741711358

this pls

>>741711584
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cMfVspT2kf
I'm extremely happy right now

>>741711849
Not OP, but of course it isn't you fucking idiot.

Now grab it real tight, yeah like that, now move your hand up and down, faster, faster, keep going. And THAT'S how the MAGIC happens!

>>741711522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UKysLSCzWg

>>741711584
I kinda wanna fap right now...

>>741709815
I am awful at timing. Today didnt go how i had planned at all. Morning thread tomorrow

>>741710459
Basically. He likes the mechanical parts of it most.

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>>741706508
Could you say:
>Is that a sample? IS THAT A SAMPLE? YOU WILL TAKE THE SAUCE, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

>>741710625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLXuNdnHA2

"I love you, Alex" like you mean it.
Please, I've been so lonely

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Could you do a sexy workout improv? Basically taking on the role of a seductive personal trainer, telling the listener that you believe in him, "come on, one more rep" etc.

Also saying how you only fuck big, strong men, not wimps, and the listener needs to become that if ever hopes to get with you.

>>741711358
roll

>>741706508
"I'm so hot I'm a full 10/10 here, maybe even a 10/20!"

>>741710267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kqMMpDK4rn

>>741712605
That reporter tho

>>741711358
roll roll roll

"Baxter Beaton" in lewd voice

I killed a man and I liked it
The taste of his blood on my lips
I killed a man just to try it
I hope his girlfriend dont mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs

its been stuck in my head and i need to hear it out loud from a grill

*crying in pain* "Fuck me hard daddy! I'm about to cum." *moans* "harder" *moans louder* "harder. AHHH!"

>>741709282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nwzAikSbQJ

>>741713143
THIS PLEASE

>>741711358
THIS

>>741709549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08UdQnu419X

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>>741711369

dammit i showed up late again :(
will there be another thread after this one rev?

>>741713372
Tomorrow morning, for sure!

>>741706508
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

>>741711146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mIJgmApv5v

>>741710736
ROLl

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>>741706508
Forced to reply

>>741706508
Reply

>>741710761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Io7qPWPbL

>>741710736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K7rnziOMCj

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>>741713596
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mIJgmApv5v

yay you did me! Thanks!

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>>741710601
Nice.

>>741710345
reroll

>>741711358
REROLLL

"Wyatt Oleff is my fetish"

>>741711416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07JTsDScZO7

>>741710345
>>741714004
REROLL

>>741711472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uyNN2m6cAs

>>741712028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iJr5AGmiMj

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LMG, MOUNTED, AND LOADED

plox

>>741712323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FOa2htwrfl

>>741713842
Damn you are good

>>741711358
its gonna happen some time

>>741712568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vod53uD3Za

>>741706508
"GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIES! REEEEE!"

>>741712675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KhYExGWoJg
Slight adlib

"But anon, I poop from there~"

>>741713471
Roll

>>741712981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09n9oYVoSNy

>>741714155
YES!! DUBS!

>>741713086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ijal8HodZj

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"I can't march in the parade, Alf. What we did to those people is no cause for celebration. The face that I can walk under the sun as a free man, honoured for the things I did, serves as proof that hypocrisy is alive and well. No man in jail right now is guilty of anything more repulsive than the things I did every day during that war. The only difference is that they got thrown in prison for what they did, and I got a cigar box full of medals. I am the worst kind of criminal, Alf. I raped elderly women in front of their husbands. I set people's homes on fire with their babies still inside. I held a pistol to a man's head and forced him to fuck his dead wife. And do you know what the icing on the cake is? Every month, for the rest of my life I get to walk out to my mailbox and pick up a check from Uncle Sam. Essentially paying me for it.

>>741715119
Thanks!
One of those things that just works better in the head I guess.

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>>741714523
Thanks fem-anon! You have a great wasure voice.

>>741710345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Wa7V2mC2A

>>741715277
I just suck at singing too

I challange you!

"A man is driving to mexico with a blown tire and two coins in his hand that equal 25 cents but one is not a nickel and he left 1950 on Friday and will return to 1950 three days later on Friday without time travel with three daughters one who is pregnant from losing her virginity to a barrel that is empty but should weigh less than 200lbs on the moon that is traveling northbound on a southbound street with no arrest by observing policeman who is in an isolated room with three switches which will dispense 15 apples equally to 10 brothers living in 10 houses on the 25th floor but they take the stairs halfway until they are found dead in a field with an unopened package and their younger, weaker brothers nearby with a wheelbarrow containing a puddle of water which was found under a man who hung himself when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in his neighborhood and he got in one little fight and his mom got scared. Where did she say he would move to?"

What music genre are you mostly into?

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>>741714644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tgL3pyd8Kx

>>741706508
A flower's purpose is simple and immutable. Human purpose is fickle because it is a slave to memory. Memories must be strictly managed, Alice. Unproductive ones must be eliminated.

>>741713143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gXGKfOejdB

Gimme some gradual moaning followed by a mind blowing orgasm

>moan and while getting more intense, say
Cum inside me pleaseee~

>>741713471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08TcwuwUPvU

>>741706508
It's been a good day, it's time to go cray-cray
My friends all know the right a-words to say
Our phones are blowing up, texting nom-nom alert
And we're rolling up the frozen yo-yo-yo-yo-yogurt

>>741714113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q3bCmwbs7b

>>741714462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YzTC0l7JiR

Try this tongue twister:

"
I'd make her my fuzzy bunny milk monkey.
"

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>>741714723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SMcpoEfhM8

>>741715756
Rerolling

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Hey Revy-chan. Here's one.

"I've got you in the pipe, five-by-five. No where to run, nowhere to hide. The sky's are mine."

Context is a cocky fighter pilot playing with his target.

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>>741706508
"I'm sorry Tyrone, I can't cheat on my boyfriend. Though sometimes I dream of your big black cock inside me... *moan

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>>741715501
Oh shit, I forgot about this.
But that tattoo bitch is ugly.

>>741715501
That face looks like something out of Donkey Kong

>>741715213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OfvDFdLhPf

>>741716219
FUCK OFF SPIC

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>>741716050
I'm way hottter.

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ayy lmao
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15D9fXQ8RFG

>>741716188
sweet pic, thats now my lock screen

>>741716407
Actually, I think I'm the spic you're referring to. I requested this >>741710345
But that's my only request I've made. I don't care about some anime girl, and I damn sure wouldn't request one sentence.

>>741715493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RWR7zSG5Qf

>>741706508
Bcc

>>741715756
THIS

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Bio break

>>741717018
happy pooing

You can try and read my lyric off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

>>741717018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hP0VIMuiXn

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>>741717018
record yourself during this act

>>741717018
how does your shite taste like? like rainbows?

"I can chill out for a while, it's cool. I've already flunked out, but it's cool my dad, he owns this dealership. He's gunna totally hook it up bro."

>>741717419
>>741717352
But.. i charge my phone on the throne. Also im getting some water too. I might literally be giving myself heat stroke by doing this outside right now

>>741717439
Realistically? Like coffee and parmesan

>>741717439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01REh3aqkjC

>>741717522
Im just seeing a toilet with a usb charger instead of a flush handle

>>741715756
Rolling again

>>741717668
fuck revy, i like your voice...


Familiar with COD4...well Captain Price in particular? Care to do:

What the hell kinda name is "Soap" eh? How'd a muppet like you pass Selection?

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"Wow, anon, this is the third time I've seen you jerk off while playing Deus Ex. Fuck's sake, just take my virginity already!!"

>>741715739
>>741715756
These two when?

>>741718085
Reroll de la roll

>>741717959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X9DU8t3keR

gave it a go

>>741706508
can i tongue punch your farthole?

>>741715855
Hey Revy don't ignore my dubs

>>741718222
Well then. Right when i start back up.
Sorry, head was actually killing me. Letting my phone get back up to 15%
If my headache goes away i dont mind remaking an hour after this thread (and still tomorrow morning) to catch up/get some uninterrupted time in. This one got off to a bad start

>>741718785
Shes too busy poopin and passing out from heat exhaustion

>>741715855
>>741715855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01r5u14ml1R

Just moan for me, just fucking moan for me, as loud as you can

>>741718297
Nice, kinda hard to understand by the end but whatever i like it

Whats your accent by the way

Can you do the "Steiner Math" promo, or at least part of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>>741719086

like you're looking at a giant frosted sprinkles donut through the window and you're starving

>>741715756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z6sKy44exb
>>741715739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgfIgxmicB

>>741719181
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X9DU8t3keR

Yeah, late at night and tired - sorry
Irish

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>>741719275

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>>741719275
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgfIgxmicB

they're gunna jerk off to these you know that right?

>>741719275
schwing

>>741706508
"Crawwwling in myyyy skinnnnn! These wounds they will not heaaaallll!!!"

>>741719086
reroll

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>>741716452
Get better resolution you four eyed bitch!

>>741719603
>Get better resolution
>posts censored pic
GG dumbass.

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>>741719364
W-what? You mean people are requesting things for LEWD PURPOSES??
I have never felt so violated in my life.

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>>741719660
Hers doesn't even have nip.

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>>741719695
>LEWD PURPOSES

>>741719301
Irish huh...do you come to these threads often? Id love to get some stuff off of you

Is everyone alright if i take some headache meds, dump some r34 and remake in 40 minutes to an hour rapid firing the requests i slacked on? I'll be better for it.

>>741720169

I don't mind. You have a sweet voice thanks for sharing

>>741720169
We're not your boss so.

>>741719932
Almost never, because they happen at stupid o'clock in the morning for me

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>>741720169
Fuck pills, didnt you buy a vape pen already

These afternoon threads suck, mornings are better

>>741720388
Fuck and checked

Well since youre here...care to do this one with a deep irish accent

Listen up bawbag, I've not got time to wait about, and you, if you wanted to get payed to sit about you should have joined the airforce.

>>741719563
This. As loud as possible.

>>741720388
I just feel bad, it's been a shit thread by my own standards.
>>741720513
I have a cbd pen, good weed etc but this is a bad tension headache.

>>741706508
yo revy do you already have someone that pokes your holes?

>>741721052
I do! I'm engaged, actually.

>>741720958
ehh that sucks alright done

>>741720828
Best I could do, never really had a culchie accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vFYScawgP8

>>741712605
reroll

>>741720169
Do it. This is supposed to be fun, not a pain. Come back when you feel better

>>741721296
how are you?
late 20s?

>>741720958
Ah thats fair enough

>>741712605
>>741721548
REROLL!

>>741721476
Not sure what culchie is but that was fun to listen to

Are you familiar with the call of duty 4 characters or the game itself?

>>741721856
REEEEEEE!!!!!

roll

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>>741721296

>engaged


waaaAAAAAAAa

>>741721753
Mid twenties, yeah. I proposed this year, somewhat by accident at first.
>>741721660
Thanks for understanding!

Have a nice doujinshi instead
https://e-hentai.org/g/158446/1f6677af2b/

>>741722047
Hey at least hes cool with me doing these threads.
He's got a pretty awesome voice too. Ive thought of using him for goofs

>>741722209
What kind of a voice does he have?
Can we hear it?

How's his Solid Snake impression?

>>741721979
Glad you had fun with it. Culchies are country people, accents so thick you need a knife to get through em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Ku7_fNREw

Been years since I last played COD4 but I know of it.

>>741722330
He is apparently too triggered at the moment by the cashier at taco bell that greets everybody in a robotic monotone voice and repeats their orders like.. some sort of fast food android. It creeps him out apparently.

>>741722723
Literally he keeps going back to it
I think hes gonna have nightmares

>>741722723
Tell him 4chan demands to hear his Solid Snake impression.

>>741722723
You should use him for the super lewd ones :D

>>741722805
And congrats on the engagement

>>741722146
What is he like?
Does he like weird stuff?
Is he fapping to your voocaros rn?

>>741722805
Ohoho I've entertained the thought.
>>741722790
He has entered full tsun. Not getting anything out of him right now. I'll try to goad him into it by the time i remake the thread
Speaking of which, about that power nap.. saving the thread, if i missed your request and you lurk come back in an hour.
If not email me at [email protected]

>>741723055
>tsun
So you're marrying a woman?a

>>741722146
>by accident

how does that happen, this sounds like an interesting story

>>741723015
He is like.. if Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job and Val Kilmer's batman had a love child.
And he approves, generally. He's less into weird fetish shit and dark humor, more just.. wat

>>741722623
Nice vid, laughed when they brought the guy out. Id have a hard time understanding them if not for the subtitles and of course i did i enjoy these

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>>741722623