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Too chubby/self aware/self loathing to do anything involving

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Too chubby/self aware/self loathing to do anything involving any sort of prostitution. What are some other unconventional ways to make money that don't involve selling your body?
>inb4 get a job
I work 60+hrs/week
>stillstruggling.jpeg
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>>741706218
Timestamp
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>>741706408
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Flash for advice?
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I'm sure you're someone's fetish, so chaturbate.
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>>741706218
A female asking /b/ about jobs?
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>>741706218
post tits
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Camwhoring is your solution, also tits of gtfo
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>>741706218
>patreon
>manyvids
>twitch
>youtube
>chaturbate
>connectpal
>tumblr

You're a female, dummy. Guys will pay just to see pics and vids like the ones you posted in this thread. Just show them the slightest attention.
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>>741706218
>too self loathing for prostitution
not sure you understand how prostitution works. that's a benefit.

how much do you need/week, and what other skills do you have?
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>>741706218
Sugar daddy but that's still a form of prostitution. Maybe the answer is in your life style. Sounds like your in debt? Explain living situation and finances and I'll do my best to help.
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>>741706903
Read caption. I've been on /b/ for so long, I enjoy anonymity and prefer the calmness of invisibility. I enjoy my prI act. I feel like there has to be other ways that I've just never thought of. At least
I'm hoping.
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>>741706218
Porn? Fatties do great making money on paysites. Put on a too tight bra, eat a whole cake while smearing it on your belly and tits. Boom. Money money MOOONEEEYYYY
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>>741706218
>>741706519
Post bare tits or get the fuck out
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>>741707075
Takes money to make money. I can give you several ideas but if you don't have the finances...
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>>741707075
Nope do porn. I wish I was a chick so I could do porn. Guys have to be Fabio's to score a bangin gig. But no either porn prostitution.....or drugs. Take your pic
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>>741706218
> Too chubby
is that possible? show them boobs honey
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>>741706218
>go to a university near you
>locate the college of engineering
>find a graduating senior who did internships
>latch onto him
>be a housewife
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>>741706218
You probably need to earn more and work less. No sense in working 60 hours if you're not making good money. What are you Mexican? If no then you should be cause they don't have to pay taxes and make butt loads of cash
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>>741706519
Also, wrong month...
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>>741707315
Holy fuck you're right anon.
>Latch on
Have him latch on to those big titties. He won't leave
>still prostitution
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>>741707052
I'm just an average girl, I am incredibly uncomfortable with giving myself away sexually and I'm a 5.5/10 at best so the payoff for a sugar daddy willing to pick low-hanging fruit is just not worth the emotional exhaustion it would cause for me. I don't have the daddy issues for that.

I do have a lot of debt, I'd rather not delve into that but I am the adoptive guardian of four young relatives due to a family tragedy. I'm not a bottomfeeder or leech by any means but I'm working so much and taking care of kids that aren't even mine so it's burning me out incredibly fast. I'm only 21 but I don't have a life of my own.

I can draw, but I don't really have the resources or time to sell art currently. I have wanted to purchase a tablet for art purposes but I can't afford it.
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Sell drugs
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>>741707515
shit, its august already?
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>>741707515
>somebody caught that
Good. I was just wondering if anyone would pay enough attention to give a shit.
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>>741707557
No you're probably not. Girls that think they are 5s are 95 percent of the time 7s or higher. And even if you are a 5 or 4 or even 3 if you cater to fetishes youll make loads of cash
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>>741707557
Well first your date is wrong on your timestamp. Redo cause this is bait otherwise.
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>>741707266
Not true. Have you seen Ron Jeremy?
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>>741706519
ass with the nazi square
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>>741707663
Preseason football started already
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>>741707557
>I am incredibly uncomfortable with giving myself
this is why you are unsuccessful at navigating life. girls that know how to flirt and at least give the illusion they are accessible prosper, because men are dumbfucks that will shower you with attention, offers of assistance, and money. you will not get anything acting as a prude.
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>>741707809
Or a massive shlong that goes without saying really.
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>>741707557
If you don't have a marketable skill or the working capital to start a business then latching onto some guy who does is your best bet. It's your female prerogative. Just be glad you're not a man.
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>>741707557
>I am incredibly uncomfortable with giving myself away sexually and I'm a 5.5/10 at best so the payoff for a sugar daddy willing to pick low-hanging fruit
former sugar daddy here. You'd be surprised at the tastes of some guys, but it sounds like you dont have the right attitude for it.

>I can draw, but I don't really have the resources or time to sell art currently.
unless you're really fucking good that's a huge waste of time. making a living as an artist is for the lucky and the elite.

If you want legal means? higher-paid work or more hours. Unless you have a bunch of sought-after skills or you're enough of an expert to buy/resell shit and make a profit (I pick up some shit from local liquidation auctions and resell on ebay) you aren't gonna suddenly make tonnes of cash.

Illegal? pick one:
>blackmail
>drugs
>identity theft
>milking stolen CC numbers
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>>741708105
Dunno why they upload upside down, sorry /b/oys
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>>741708105
SAD
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>>741708105
But they look nice, lets see them
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>>741708105
God damn those knockers are fucking massive
10/10 would motorboat with BBQ sauce
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>>741708146
Show tits as apology. I'll give you money there see you can tota-wait...... Kelly is that you? Those tits look like yours.
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>>741708105
holy shit i'd give you everything in my bank account to be my sugar baby
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>>741708303
My name is definitely not Kelly.
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>>741707557
>debt
Pay off the highest interest rates first. When done add that payment plus next card payment together. Snowball it. Do the same after that.
>what's your living/rent situation
Not specific enough for me. You're giving too much info I don't give a fuck about and not the actual info I need. This lack of attention to detail is why you're having money problems.
>4 adopted kids?
How much you get for each kid? What's the day care cost since you work 60 hours a week? Am I poking holes yet?
>I can draw
Art ain't shit unless you're good and like everything else you're gone need college degrees in shit to even earn a few bucks more than minimum.
>My solution
Become a wedding photographer. Mostly work on weekends and some holidays but the rest of the week is open to save on child care cost or work on art at home with kids or work more by doing portraits and such.
Good luck
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>>741708105
/thread
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>>741706218
Go fuck yourself
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>>741708105
>that first backwards N
writing casually upside down is a skill I definitely don't have
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>>741708035
That should of been dubs of truth there anon. I'm checkn anyways for superior post knowledge
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>>741708075
Takes many incomes to make money these days not just one job like the old days.
Solid advice anon
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>>741708105
show the rest of your body
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>>741708105
where you from?

also, I'll donate $5 if you show your tits.
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>>741708542
Gladly, thank you. It's a hobby for me as much as it is for any of you.
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>>741708105
Your tits to waist ratio is amazing. Probably not a fatty like u think
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>>741708478
>Become a wedding photographer
>enter a saturated market with high upfront costs and where an extensive portfolio and years of experience are needed before you start getting good money

your interest rate advice was slightly more sensible but still kinda tupid.
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>>741708478
There aren't really holes to poke, I'm wary about details for the sake of being recognized. I'd be mortified especially if a male family member recognized the situation and has to look at my udders.

Here's to hoping I never have to become a wedding photographer, however.
Thank you.
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>>741708105
please shoe us more. you are denying the world of something beautiful and if there's one thing this shitty world needs more of is something beautiful
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>>741708850
There's plenty of work in a semi populated area. Yea the camera costs a bit and you undercut for work till you get a good portfolio. Try paying to run a construction company. This is a cake walk, I know first hand. Any idiot can quickly learn to use an high end camera. It's all in the editing anyways. Have you seen enough wedding photographer albums? They all suck
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>>741708105
Well get the fuck out then. You know the rules, you announced you were female, so you show your tits or get no advice. You don't come in here making me want to see something and then not show it.

>>741709007
Cause that's really gonna happen. "Hey Anonette, was that you on /b/? I don't believe you, whip out your titties so I can compare them."
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>>741708850
That's interest rate advise is actual proper advise to quickly pay off debt. Not everyone lives in moms basement rent free
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that's not what self aware means
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>>741709160
I've been on /b/ for 6 years and haven't shown my tits once until now, I don't give a fuck dude lol
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Why are you fucking idiots still giving her advice, she hasn't presented tits as required. In fact she's refusing. You fucks ruined this place, kill yourselves.
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>>741709373
she has enormous potential
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>>741709145
a few of my friends turned pro photographers after years of working it after hours in addition to their real job. They both have a few tens of K of equipment, work long hours, and spent a couple of years barely scraping by after the change.

I've known some others that wanted to get in and gave up because it's hard work and you really have to love photography to make a career out of it.

>>741709207
>That's interest rate advise is actual proper advise to quickly pay off debt
paying off the highest interest first is the good advice, rolling debt around between cards isn't so much. First option should be to consolidate credit card debts into a personal loan with lower interest rates if possible.
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>>741709288
Self aware: knowing I am an average, unremarkable human being and accepting it as is therefore I would be unable to watch myself doing sex work when there are hundreds of 10/10s to fap to :^)
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>>741709373
Cry harder
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>>741709373
this, /thread
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>>741709534
you're not average damn! this >>741708105 figure is not average! this is 11/10. who brainwashed you so bad?
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>>741709712
FBI get out
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>>741709007
You're most welcome. Hope it works out for you. Just keep PMA(positive mental attitude) about things and life will turn for the better. Don't let the shit stress you cause the universe will throw more at you until you learn your lesson. I mentioned wedding photographer cause the work to pay ratio is good. Maybe look into becoming a financial advisor/planner, sell insurances and such, create savings for people. That money can be ridiculous when you build up the clientele.
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>>741709298
where you from OP?
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>>741709373
She fixed the timestamp and doesn't have a dick. That's the point of proof newfag
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>>741709207
thats definitely not true, and not how you prioritize debt elimination.

$100,000 at 1%
and
$10,000 at 2%
Why would you pay of the higher interest rate in that case first?
You pay them off by interest, not interest rate.
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>>741709752
dude she has big tits and some curves, thats all we know.

I like those pics too but the other 80% of her body might be a wreck, saying she can whore based off what we've seen is silly.
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>>741709812
>>>741709007
>Just keep PMA(positive mental attitude)

fuck you and your "the secret" mentality. moron.
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>>741709464
Well then she's just going to continue stringing you along with her "enormous potential" fully clothed, so get used to that, since any girl you meet in person will end up stinging you along the same way due to your lack of fucking spine.

>>741709653
Typical response, as you sit here waiting for her to take her top off, you could be in any other thread looking at tits, but choose to stay here crying at her to whip her tits out.

>pic related since you clearly are too new to understand the rules
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>>741709493
I didn't say anything about rolling them around but yea you can keep moving them to interest free promotions if you wanna play that game
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I'll give you money to show me dem titz
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>>741709922
unless her face is ugly and has a wrecked ass then she's got almost all of it covered already. even a girl with a 4/10 face with a body like that, she's unstoppable
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>>741709812
Hey, thanks. I don't expect but definitely appreciate actual advice beyond tits or gtfo.

>>741709845
US. East coast.
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>>741709977
You're the only one wanting tits so bad you're refusing to help. These other anons are just giving advice. Get out you thirsty ass fag
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sell used panties
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>>741709913
holy shit, is this bait?
if your ability to pay it off is at a fixed rate, all other factors being equal you pay off the highest interest first.

Whether or not the debts are different, the higher interest is increases the debt at a higher amount per dollar. you
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>>741709922
Yes thank you.
My body is alright, my face is alright. Just alright. Nothing really wow-factor in today's gen of instathots.
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Will pay you $100 a night to fuck me and my fiance if the location is close enough
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what state do you live in? I'd pay to do a cute chubby girl
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>>741709493
Sounds like there doing it wrong then. Couple cameras. Couple a weddings every weekend during wedding season. Second shooter, send out editing and album. Presto! Thousands of dollars for very little time. Dunno what they're doing. Probably all the work themselves? Got to evolve with the times
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>>741709977
>since any girl you meet in person will end up stinging you along the same way due to your lack of fucking spine.
that is true that would happen IF a girl would even let me speak to them but they won't even let me do that, so there goes your theory
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>>741707052
you're*
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>>741709913
Dunno what garbage you talking about. Go back to school if it didn't work the first time.
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>>741710234
You're a stupid cunt. Sage this shit. You're a depressed contrarian idiot. You'll never "live your dreams" and you're going to be poor and have low self-esteem forever.

Sincerely,
Fuck You
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>>741709884
> being this new
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>>741710097
do you have any practical life skills?

I used to earn a few hundred a week by pulling tv's and shit out of dumpsters and fixing them for a few bucks a pop. I'd buy computer hardware, strip the components out, and resell them at about a 30% profit margin if I picked them well. A friend of mine spends 4 hours a day working out coupon/discount deals with different sites, mashing them together, and getting shit shipped to him for almost free that he can resell at a huge profit.

got anything to work with here? writing background? used to do callcentre work? really good gaydar? anything?
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>>741710439
I repeat. I've been on /b/ for years. If you think your ragetyping phases me you're wrong lol but I invite you to keep trying
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>>741709953
That's not from the secret.
Think and grow rich.
Now that bad attitude is why you're angry and your life sucks
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>>741710234
I dunno about the rest, but your tits are fucking great.
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>>741710148
>thirsty

I think you got it wrong, man. It isn't a rule so we can see tits, rather, so we can save you from wasting your time replying to a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet, which should always be assumed until PROPER proof is shown, ergo, the rule.
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>>741710097
No problem. East coast in the house. Woop woop
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>>741710172
Thanks cause autism in this thread
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>>741708105
You have 5 fucking minutes to post a proper picture of your glorious big ol bobs or everyone you remotely care about will die in her sleep tonight.
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Thread lacks boobs
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>>741710379
Thanks auto text
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>>741710270
>Couple cameras
ok so thats what, $2k for the basics?

>Couple a weddings every weekend during wedding season.
if you want to get a couple every weekend without much reputation you've gotta undercut the competition (in aforementioned saturated market), but ok
> Second shooter
alright lets pay them for their time

> send out editing and album.
alright so lets pay them for the services, since somebody still has to do that work

I dunno dude. I think in your scenario I'd rather be the second shooter.
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>>741710640
Trying to get me to reverse-psychology post my udders isn't going to work. Ignore the thread if it hurts you so bad buddy.
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>>741706218
be male, You'll make 30% more
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>>741710821

Show tits or fuck off. How do each of you fuck bags that seek attention here think youre above the rules?

As for the faggots accepting this shit, youre a bunch of cucks.
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>>741710483
You win! Go tell mom upstairs.
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>>741710870
brb googling how to grow penis overnight
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Goddamn I want to see them so bad. If only that bra was a little thinner.
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>>741710762
Time is almost up. I'll give you another 10 minutes because I'm a nice guy.
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>>741710937
>being this angry
Have you fapped yet today? I can just taste the jizz seeping from your eyes and ears.
I think I heard your mom yelling that your hot pockets are done btw.
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>>741710937
She's right, you can just ignore the thread if you're gonna but so butthurt about not seeing random tits.
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I think you're being too hard on yourself OP.

I'm not bad looking, have a decent job and own my own place. You don't seem fat and unless you're absolutely hideous I'd date you in a heartbeat and be glad to have you.

Your reality is simple, if you're already working 60 hours a week and taking care of 4 children you have no time for more work or a relationship. You need to say fuck it and make some time for a guy that is willing to share your load.
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>>741711129
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Become a prostitute, it's great money especially for a big titted white woman. My sister has been one since she was 19. She's 24 now with over 300k in the bank. Wouldn't you prefer to be making way more money, for way less work, work you may also find enjoyable?
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>>741710820
I'm speaking from experience. Couple 5k cameras. Undercut like I said. Create a cheap package and an expensive package. Did I forget to mention live near Jews? I'm in NY so...no saturated market here. Couple hundred for second shooter, edited for couple hundred and album couple hundred. Where's the problem? How much are you charging? No studio or space to rent. Doing something wrong anon.
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>>741711311
Whatever that is, it's not your tits. Therfore I don't care and it doesn't count. 6 minutes.
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I can't give advice otherwise but stop with a negative viewpoint towards yourself. Even if you don't believe it tell yourself you're great, tell yourself you're a 9/10, tell yourself that you can do great things. Confidence changes a person and you get it by faking it first. And once you have confidence, try and get a better job if the one you have isn't enough, or if you have time work another maybe.
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>>741711384
Jesus 300k? Is your sister into financial domination or something?
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>>741711468
PMA nigga that's what I'm talking about
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>>741708587
KEK
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>>741711231
I guess I've always wanted to be in a relationship with someone I genuinely enjoy and care about rather than freeloading off of a man for his assets. Bad idea huh? Lel.

>>741711384
I guess it just seems really unsafe to me. Congrats to your sis though, hope she shares the wealth with you sometimes.
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>>741708105
Holy shit your body must be amazing!
This made me hard and I'm 43
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>>741711692
it's a miracle!!
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>>741709534
ya um self awareness is when a fictional character knows they're in a made up world, breaking the 4th wall that type of thing..
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>>741711500
I don't know, but she's shown me her bank of america account before. And I've seen her ads on backpage and she also made her own site which I found. I just know she's a prostitute even though she still tells the family she's a massage therapist and I don't want to embarrass her by telling her I found her prostitute ads.
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>>741711733
Not really I get hard for big tits all the time lol
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>>741711862
Jvlix00
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>>741711862
Stop contactfagging kid
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>>741708105
God damn those are nice. Sure you won't share more for us?
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>>741708105
More bra pics please. Also do you always sports bra?
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>>741708105
Make with the tittays please
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>>741711746
>self awareness: conscious of ones character
Don't go autistic over something so silly plox
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>>741711941
I know right. OP got it going on with those meat missiles
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>>741711941
No, I'm just so, so, so... average ugh. It's such a burden to my hard life to be so mediocre and the dirty, dirty men ask to see my body. I'm so burdened by my average life, it hurts my soul.
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>>741712019
>financial domination
She probably has to wear sports bras to contain those huge tits properly.
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There aren't easy ways to make money, unless you are into the prosti stuff or selling organs. My suggestion is to get a new job or another. Hard work is the only real money maker. Or if you are creative in some way you could make money that way through patreon, I know a few people who do cosplay fulltime. Your body doesn't seem terrible for that, but we ain't seen much.
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I don't mind sharing , just not with strangers
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>Refuses to show tits
>Asks for advice
>Can't follow our basic fucking rules
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>>741712159
oops, had that copied because I was googling wtf that was. Learned something new today.
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>>741706218
Dumpster diving
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>>741706218
I'll give you $20 to delete this thread right now and never come back.
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>>741712227
4chan aren't strangers, we are family
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>>741711746
conscious knowledge of one's own character, feelings, motives, and desires.
"the process can be painful but it leads to greater self-awareness"
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>>741712227
We are family....all my brothers and sisters and me
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>>741712150
Average means around 50% of guys think you are fucking hot. Nothing wrong with half the population wanting you.
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>>741712289
I'll give her $50 if she keeps it going.
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>>741712159
That's what I'm thinking. Plus bras that big cost lots of money. She seems like the VS type. That's the real reason she's broke
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>>741711014
thirsty
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Thanks for nothing OP.

If you would have followed the rulea, you'd prob have gotten lots of real advice.
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Newfags

Newfags every fucking where

Go back to listening to Huey Lewis and the news ya bunch of cocksuckers
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>>741712530
I'll pay somebody $80 to shit on this anons doorstep and take a picture as proof
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>>741712530
She left the thread after getting the compliments she wanted to hear .
Attention whores are all the same
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>>741712150
I'm still unphased but keep going.

>>741711468
I'm not negative by any means, just a perfectionist. Nothing I waste time crying about. I kind of think it's silly that the general viewpoint must be that I'm negative for not wanting to be a prostitute but this is /b/ and I expect very little.

>>741711609
YEAH
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>>741712150
You know....it's a persons flaws that make them beautiful and unique. Sounds like you are watching too much kardashians and social media. Free yourself from the Devils propaganda machine and worship nature like life intended us to do.
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>>741712676
The female reaction meme. So rare, so interesting
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>>741712676
you never told us what you actually have any skills or experience doing.
seriously, give us something? even some random bullshit you used to be ok at but never thought you could make money?
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>>741711635
>I guess I've always wanted to be in a relationship with someone I genuinely enjoy and care about rather than freeloading off of a man for his assets. Bad idea huh? Lel.

I wasn't implying that, the fuck it referred to the extra time you're putting in working and caring for kids that aren't yours. I was implying that you say fuck it to all of that for awhile and find someone you could see yourself with who eventually cares for you in return and helps you.

Regardless you're clearly a bitch and just came here to whine, you don't really think /b/ is going to have some magical way for you to make money do you? You couldn't be that fucking dumb, you have been coming here for 6 years right? No life fucking waste of oxygen cunt.

Tits or GTFO.
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>>741712824
Having big boobs is a skill. Lots of strong back muscles.
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not a real timestamp
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>>741712904
Shoulder muscles? Dunno
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>>741712577

dickbutt thread
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>>741712227
I'm OP and this wasn't my post. You fag. >>741712543 Very funny. VS bras don't usually fit properly. Wish they did.
>>741712577
I genuinely do not care at all.
>>741712667
I'm right here and I don't need empty compliments to fuel my existence but I'm just oh so sad at your namecalling.
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>>741712855
It's a casual thread chill out friend.
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Just show your boobs so they'll shut up please and they can move along. This is why I don't visit these threads.
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I'd pay you for a skype show or smth but if you're not willing to do anything sexual good luck getting free money online.
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>>741712951
Conspiracy!!11
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>>741713183
But u did visit and showing tits would open a can of worms
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>>741713027
>>>/N/ewfags
>>>/C/ant
>>>/B/luetext
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If you're working 60 hours a week, you won't have time for anything else to make money. Besides prostituting and maybe selling drugs.
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>>741706218
You're too lazy to follow the rules, you're probably too lazy to make real money.

All you had to do was take a pic of your tits, and you'd get advice.

Instead you just complain. This is why you're poor. You don't know how to make the most of what you have.

I was in your situation 2 years ago. Now I just bought a house and have money in the bank. I'd share how, but no tits.
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>>741713404
>>>/n/ewfag
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>>741713450
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>>741713404
>>>/f/ailed
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>>741706218
If you really want some advice OP, give me a way to contact you and I will help you. I have a great idea for you where you won't have to sell your "body". Great tits btw.v
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>>741713260
Very true!

Will add this thread was mostly just curiosity if anyone had anything that could inspire me/I could run with. I wasn't expecting to be asslicked or praised by any means. I just knew my gender was relevant to the question and I had to prove it somehow. Wasn't meant to devolve into vitriol but most threads do so I'm not really disappointed or anything.
I forget that people take /b/ so seriously.
Not mad about it though.
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>>741713027
To exist is to live the best way you can. We are not just meat floating in space because you have a purpose, we all have a purpose. Who cares what these people say... they wouldn't do anything if given the chance. Make money the easiest way you can and that's getting real work. Something most of these kids dont understand.
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>>741713697
PMA
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>>741708416
These faggots are just desperate, they're mostly harmless if you ignore them. I do agree with what was said earlier in this thread though, using your "assets" in a subtler way, twitch, patreon?, could net you some decent shit. If not I don't know beyond trying to stream without involving your tits but I'd doubt you'd get far with that with the general over saturation of streaming.
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>>741713697
Would you be into a 3 way relationship? Not just a sexual one btw. It would be a way for you to not have to worry as much about bills and things, or a place to live.
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>>741713931
>>741713993
>still trying.
Amazing what a pair of big tits can do to men.
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why this thread still here? 404 this bitch cause this shits boring af
>>741706218
be a gold digger or sell your used articles to cucks online
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>>741713697
My offer still stands though.
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>>741714165
Hey man I'm just bored, It does help that I haven't masturbated in 4 days though.
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>>741714145
Our savior!
All hail flip guy!
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>>741714145
Donate plasma? That's what I do for some extra cash.
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>>741714165
Chill out bruh. You're going to give yourself hemmies.
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>>741714294
No offense. Gotta get that bullet out of the chamber once in awhile. Dem big milk cannons make you crazy with a full sack
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>>741714279
Totally okay with it being 404ed. Have a nice night guys.
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>>741714353
>butthurt
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>>741714483
Good luck kiddo
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>>741714507
Sounds more like you're a little too angry. But sure.
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Those tits just bump themselves. Dont forget to Sage newfags.
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>>741714483
can you hold this for me while we wait
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>>741714674
>triggered
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>>741714445
It looks even more impressive flipped though, almost impossible.

Haven't seen a good genuine tits thread since febuary-ish though. Mostly trap threads now, can't get my nut on with that shit.

I did genuinely attempt to give non tits related advice though, but I've been working on 2 hours of sleep for the past week and it's rather hypnotic.
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>>741714720
Leave it man, might be cancer but at least it isn't an ifunny ylyl, or a trap thread, or a fur thread, or a fluff thread.
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>>741715005
I know right. Average my ass. those things are glorious.
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>>741715005
I know. I keep lurking just in case. The tit to waste Ratio is incredible. Make my natural instincts kick in overdrive
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>>741715140
You're right.
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>>741715140
Also newfags can't sage mate, they don't even know what the options bar is for.
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>>741714768
Yawn
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>>741715165
They are godlike. I bet her nipples shoot golden beams of light when uncovered.
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>>741715269
Paradox. Was waiting for the newfag to ask
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>>741715384
If they did that I think I'd be making enough money on that party trick alone to be NEET
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Fuck you and show your tits cow, it'll stop the bombardment.
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>>741715538
A boy can dream
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>>741715601
Moo
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>>741715478
Respectable
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>>741715667
I bet she's hot af. Thinks the big tits makes her fat. Literally every mans dream right there
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>>741715924
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>>741715924
The hottest ones are always insecure.
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Listen, maybe one day I'll have a glorious epiphany and decide who gives a fuck. When that day comes, I promise I will come to my /b/eloved and post tits before anything else. Until that day, you'll just have to call me cancer and tell me to gtfo. I'm just not ready friends. The time will come I'm sure. Let's hope when it does, my nipples still point slightly up.
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Never thought I could ever get a bad case of blue balls from /b/

SAGE
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>>741716557
thanks bb, see u then
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>>741716557
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>>741716557
Well, I for one would be happy with more tease shots. they are truly that nice.
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>>741717237
Teasing is nice too!
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>>741716557
YOUR NIPPLES STILL POINT UP WITH THOSE MASSIVE THINGS!?

BITCH SHOW ME THOSE TITTIES RIGHT GODDAMN NOW

come oooooooooooooonnnnnn. pleaaaaase?
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>>741717362
That's what I'm saying
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>>741716557
>Female
>Comes to /b/ for advice
>refuses to show tits
>Males helping her anyway

This place has gone to shit.
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>>741717362
She's fucking lying.
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Post your Kirk and maybe we can work something out
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>>741717440
>newfag
>comes to thread late
>still complains
>summer is still not over
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>>741716557
Fucking respectable.
I'm sure you've been on this site longer than half these cucks and I'm glad to see you have a deep knowledge of the syntax, just not enough people like that on here regardless of how ridiculous their tits are. God speed cow-anon.
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>>741716557
How does it feel that a bunch of random men are all pent up and horny from what little you've shown of your big tits?
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>>741717451
Hit me up big boy
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Sell your panties.
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>>741717449
If you take good care of them, massage them regularly, don't have kids, use vitamin E oil, and maintain weight they can actually stay really nice. (Advice to those of you with SOs and wives.)
But I don't give a shit if you think my udders are swinging to my knees. No skin off my back.
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Sorry guys. I keep bumping this thread to troll the late comers and the angry horny fags hoping the bump was her tits. Going to bed now. Was so much fun though
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>>741717644
Actually, I would totally sell my panties. Thank you!
>>741717631
Catfish him lil buddy you have my permission.
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>>741706218
Grow hydroponic weed in your closet and sell it.
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>>741717758
I like em el natural
Swing low sweet chariot
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>>741717952
How much would you sell one of your bras for? I want it so fucking bad.
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>>741717758
Two of those things are true.
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>>741717979
Weed isn't a bad idea actually.
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How big are your tits?
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>>741717812
Night anon-kun. Sorry2disappoint.
>>741717571
Yes thank you. Moo.
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>>741717952
>I would totally sell my panties
alright. economics are: you can probably make $20-50 a pair, doing 1-5 pairs a week if you find that many buyers.

the younger you are the more you can charge, and you can get more if you provide pics of you wearing them and/or doing specific acts in them.
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>>741718041
Well, I don't exactly know the uh market for that.
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>>741718212
Those are DD's easily
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>>741718383
Right first guess. I'm impressed.
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>>741718383
My gf is TripleD's too small for me tbh
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>>741718437
Thanks, I could tell right away. Incredible shape and perkiness for their size as well. You have an amazing set of jugs.
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>>741708105
Not tits 8-10 showing Fuck you 17????? I'm confused
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>>741714733
yo that's my birthday
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>>741713277

/b/ has an interesting bag of tricks
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>>741718239
No disappointments here babe. Was really funny
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>>741718591
Like I said anons, encourage your girlfriends to massage and oil their udders on the daily. It pays off.
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>>741718728
Damn you have pretty good language and typing skills for an infant.
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>>741718728
oh happy birthday anon! have some more from that set
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>>741719028
>>741718728
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Fine.... You guys fucking win.
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>>741718961
Go to bed! Get those Zs in before work.
>>741718958
Yes, I am secretly Chris Chan with a meitu app.
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>>741718278
Yup back to whoring herself. She'll need to show who she is and create a fan base to generate the sales.
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>>741719068
>>741718728
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>>741719109
Those aren't my tits. Nice try. Timestamp it fagit.
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>>741719121
>Yes, I am secretly Chris Chan with a meitu app.

i don't know who and what those are.
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>>741718639
It's the date asshole. Newfag much?
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>>741719152
Oh yeah, true. Well there goes that. Was a nice thought anyways. Oh well.
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>>741719228
>>741719109
Samefag
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>>741719109
Too small lol
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>>741719280
I mean I'm pretty sure that was b8 but uh... that's okay let the joke go over your head I guess.
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>>741719270
>on /b/
>doesn't know Chris Chan
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>>741719438
Can never tell during summer. My apologies anon
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>>741718968
I'd pay you to let me massage your plump and perfect udders.
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>>741719379
I am very thankful to God that those aren't my tits.
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>>741719630
They didn't fit for sure. The nipples were not what I'd expect. Plus the file name
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>>741719511

i haven't kept up with internet lore.
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>>741719767
My nipples are fairly small. Kind of sucks cuz I think that's why I don't really have arousal/sensitivity in them.
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>>741707641
Always the answer no matter what op. Sell some blow, some crack, some meth, some xans, some oxycodone 30s,heroin, fentanyl, lsd, dmt, dpt, pcp fucking anything. You can clear 200k a year selling one to two pound of weed a week by the gram, use you imagination.
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>>741719900

fishing for complements is an annoying habit
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>>741719630
Are you perfectly satisfied with your tits? Do you ever wish they were a difference size or anything like that?
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>>741719109
lmao. I would be so dissapointed. But where's the marker faggit
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>>741719900
Hmmm interesting. Wonder why? Even during period? Maybe as you get older. Closer to your peak
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Op you have Kik?
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>>741720021
Not EVERYONE likes small nipples.
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>>741720021
It's the ok. She's a lady
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>>741719900
>I think that's why I don't really have arousal/sensitivity in them.
size has nothing to do with the nerves. it's the boob job that did it, very common to lose all/most pleasure when they reposition the nipple.
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>>741720167
I'll take em any way really. I like differences
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