Haven't seen any rekt threads recently

Could any of you degenerates explain what you get out of rekt threads? I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist?

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

>>741692252
if it's gonna be pasta, can't it be fresh?

>>741691022
Because you weren't looking hard enough you degenerate piece of junk

>>741692252
Nobody asked you to say this

>>741692252
why the fuck are you looking at a rekt thread then!
also its just 1 video of a suicide, judgmental much.

>>741692474
Hehehehehehe

>>741692252
hi

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well i might as well contribute... who likes the cartel?

>>741693284
sugoii shit n desu
Post more

Has any one got that vid of the guy exploding on the power lines?

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superb owl

>>741693284
what a fuckin nightmare

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Jogontoofar

>>741693284
why not help?
even if you're scared, you could move the care while closed, hit the dogs with the doors, honk the horn, fucking anything

>>741691022
What the fudge

>>741693284
>already dead at start of clip
k

>>741691022

She survived

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Will never have sex again not even a companion will spend the rest of my life alone and miserable but cannot even get disability for it. Ultimate rekt.

>>741694704
What's that?

>>741693188
kek

It's like the little fucker is aging as the guy cuts

>>741694704
>>741694810
Colostomy bag?

>>741694810

The shit of that guy come out in this bag.

>>741692252
It gets me horny. I can't help it

>>741692638
>>741692642
newfags

>>741694704
Martin?

>>741694704
never having to wipe your ass again
look at the bright side

>>741694963
Oh shit. That's shitty.

>>741693284
Guess black lives don't really matter to their dogs.

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>>741694704
Not to mention the god awful smell. What's the point of living mate?

>>741693284
I fucking hate dogs

>>741694704
fatty

>>741694704

your anus is on now your belly or something?

>>741694372
did they catch him?

>>741693284
kek, doggos want to play-e-yay.

>>741693188
They probably did it because he was a gay boy four were suspected of being one probably got a hard-on in the shower

>>741694704
>Will never have sex again not even a companion will spend the rest of my life alone and miserable but cannot even get disability for it
thats a blessing in disguise

>>741692252
Can't face the reality of life, anon?

>>741694963
how tf do you end up with that

>>741694386
Dogs gotta eat too. Circle of life.
Don't interfere with nature.

>>741695342
That actually doesn't smell it all these are disposables it is only people who wear those nasty fucking drainables for a week that smell because insurance companies and Medicaid don't pay for anything else

>>741695535
He was a drug lords son from an opposing cartel. They told him to give himself up or they would kill his son. He let them kill his son.

>>741693284
Didn't know doggos were cannibals

>>741693188
If this one bothers you, here is your friendly reminder that those cartels members shot him up with meth so he would stay conscious and feel all of it.

>>741694372
Bitch didn't die
0/10

>>741694304
Awesome

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Start posting fags

>>741695627
>>741695627
colostomy

During a colostomy, surgeons divert one end of the large intestine into a visible opening – known as a stoma – on the patient’s abdomen. A small pouch, or colostomy bag, is then placed over the stoma to collect waste products that would normally pass through a person's rectum and anus in the bathroom.

They do that to people with bowel cancer, crohn's disease or other colon disease.

>>741694372
Didn't the cops find out who the guy was and arrested him?

>>741694704
explain
you fucking faggot

>>741695467
>>741696126

Yep. Got arrested today

>>741695832
if he would have gave himself up they would have just killed both of them

>>741696131
colostomy
don't you fucking know how2read

>>741694372
lucky she lived. must've been terrifying.

>>741696251
I love u I wanna fuck u

>>741696265
Actually it's ileostomy, a colostomy still runs through the rectum. The operation to remove a colon however is called a colectomy.

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I only got some YLYL Rekt. take it or leave it

>>741694304
That owl is a ninja.

>>741696738
Post more

>>741696738
I would be laughing so hard if I was there

>>741696738
big dude is trying not to lose his shit laughing.

>>741696738
Midgets can be pretty strong the best powerlifters are between 5 ft and 5 foot 9 and an actual midget as short as 3 foot 9 has benched on record as much as 385

>>741695868
Why? Did he call the police or something?

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>>741693188
Jesus, that kid took it like a man. We should really start building the wall

>>741696866
sorry pal i dont have any more. google angry midget and you'll find it

>>741696621
lol this is the funniest shit

>>741697019 no he didn't he was crying and had a look of horror on his face you blind fuck

>>741697019
Dumb nigger anime poster

>>741697218
10/10

>>741695832
>>741696955
Did you not read the one quoted here?

>>741697409
What the fuck is this African jackass or something

>>741697218
The nigger slap

>>741697587
>being this new

>>741694704
Nobody is ever going to let you fuck them not even a faggot on Craigslist kill yourself

>>741692252
Lots of fappable material there

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>>741697409
Kek that stupid panther

>>741697373
that's what you get for having shit reflexes

>>741697534
Shit, didn't see that. Poor kid

>>741697218
10/10 original certified nigga slaps (TM)

>>741692252
I'll answer your bait with honesty.. I asked my therapist why I view these threads.. she said that I do it, in a safe place, to validate that what I witnessed for the last 22 years was real and that other humans deal with violence and death. My question to you is ask yourself why your in this thread. If it offends you so much why even view it.

>>741697804
10/10 would eat that hot dog

>>741697804
story?

>>741698222
You may have, can't really be sure where this kitchen might be.

>>741697804
I couldn't imagine the look on her face when they show her the video and ask her wtf she thought she was doing

>>741698280
Is it not obvious?

>>741691022
Good indians, that old lady in orange even tried to reach for the dumb bitch in an attempt to save her. They usually don't care about this stuff.

>>741697804
my GF's done worse. every girl does this to 'her' man.

>>741698177
Your therapist is a stupid bitch and tell her that all therapists are charlatans. All behaviors are caused by chemicals in the brain and their behaviors are caused by chemical imbalances so go see a real doctor and get on medication

>>741698544
no, no they don't

rekt is just a view of life that you normally dont see

>>741697486
Dude, show was awful, I'm not paying for that shit. Now get the fuck up and get the fuck out of my house

>>741696204
What a dumb fucker. Joggers should be shot along with bikers.

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>>741694704

>>741693188
That knife is not sharp at all

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>>741694704
>>741694947

>>741697804
Excuse me miss, I didn't order a tuna sandwich.

>>741692252
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of /b/. /b/ is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." /b/ is not Facebook's whiteknighting. /b/ is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

>>741699086
embarrassing

>>741699038
Hahaha those fuckers ain't ever getting laid not even with a faggot not even with a faggot prostitute

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>>741698737
oh sweety

>>741699086
Actually the original concept of /b from it's inception was to see what you could post and try not to get banned. Those who got banned where considered the elite. That is the reason for the sub threads letter designation of /b as in /banned.

>>741699215
same guy, before and after

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>>741694372
i hope they got that prick

>>741699354
So let me guess you have a shitbag too and are trying to live in a Land of delusion

>>741699354

I bet that there are laws in most states that won't even let you go to a restaurant fucking kill yourself

>>741699500
no but im not stupid

>>741699373
fuck she's a hot little piece of ass. I want her to make me a hot dog.

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>>741692252
Spagett

>>741693284
Pardon, but what exactly did I just watch? Just fucking post the link to the video, moron.

>>741697804
Queef dog n chips ftw

>>741699720
You watched a nigger getting eaten by his own bulls.

>>741694704
KEK. This is what happens when you eat and live like a lard. If you had no control over it, then I pity you.

>>741699500
I'm the one that posted the pic and indeed there is a law in Michigan that says I cannot work in a restaurant but I'm pretty sure that I can go to one

>>741699086
We got a edgelord over here

>>741700136
an*
at least edgelord has a proper grammar

>>741698898
How many joggers do u see doing that? assuming u go outside.

>>741700418
Has an* proper grammar

>>741700418
Shut the fuck up don't corect me ever again or i eat your eyeballs, fucker.

And i would enjoy it you stupid ass white bich boi.

>>741700522
you are kidding with me right?
right?

>>741700528
correct* i'll*

>>741699086
Fuck you're cringe. Please do the white race a favour and find Islam.

>>741698898
Yeah! Fuck exercise!!!

>>741699953
So you can't work in a restaurant but you also don't qualify for disability? Dafug?

>>741700597
Fuck you i would kick your ass in a 1v1 white trash

>>741700707
Fucker i already am a muslim that's why i go to paradise while you all go to hell white boi.

>>741700684
what a bunch of fags. kek, I wonder if those guys know how gay they look.

>>741697804
Hot.

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>>741697218

>>741696738
would love to see a 9/11-ending, with that small dudes, last blow

>>741697804
so she like had a crush on the customer or something?

>>741700971
741700597 here
please tell me what more would you do to me irl

>>741697833
10/10 lold

>>741694704
I've had one for 50 years. 37 sexual partners. Get over yourself.

>>741694704
Why not find a friend who has a similar situation, become roomies / best friends. Stand by one another and get what you can out of this shitty existence.

>>741695954
gore fag detected

somewhere out there is a vid of a dog getting raped
thats is wat i call tru rekt

>>741701617
we are in a fucking rekt thread tf were you expecting

>>741701294
I would 1v1 you with my niggers then we kick your ass and rape your mother you stupid bich

I will eat your eyeballs and testicles you gay faggot

>>741701285
probly, if a girl likes you- she WILL do this. don;t let the birgins lie to you.

>>741692474

This is why Casey Jones should stick to hockey sticks.

>>741697791
Thats a lion you stupid fucking weaboo

>>741701764
isnt that cute?
love you too anon
also how are you going to 1v1 me with your niggers? that wouldnt be 1v1

>>741701764
Fucking reeks of summer

>>741697791
>>741702012
roasted

>>741702027
Can't you count stupid racist?

I 1v1 you while my niggers are holding you so you can't fight back

Wouldn't change anything though because white bois can't fite lol

>>741702047
Shut up racist i kill you

>>741696093
I thought the "instructions not clear got dick stuck in" were just jokes.

>>741701603
Bulshit nobody that old will be on this site and 37 come on and you would have said something more realistic like four or five I might have possibly bought it but only if you said you were 40

>>741702266
kek
how old are you anon, 12?
because you act just like a child tryna be a tough gangster

>>741702483
I am a tough gangster yo

I already killed 7 niggas because they came into the wrong hood nigga

You better don't come into my hood otherwise you are a dead person you gay ass white motherfucker suckingcock enjoyer

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>>741702766

>>741696099
Thank you.

>>741702477
Born in 1953. Had my surgery in 1967. I don't give a shit whether or not you believe me. Just pointing out the guy his life (regular or sexual) isn't over.

BTW - I've seen a 70-year old on this site.

>>741702812
You better no laffin at me yo or i beat your stupid punk ass bich

>>741696099
Could also be an ileostomy or an ileal conduit (what I have).

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>>741702929
IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER PLEASE STOP

>>741691022
Was this a suicide or a retard?

>>741703249
both

>>741703112
You gonna die of them bullets in my gun you stupid racist white trash

I warned you fucker

Your a dead man

Tell me where you at or are you afraid little pussy punk bich?

>>741692252
Please read your own post.

>>741703439
you swear pretty much like a nigger but thats not realistic sorry dude

>>741698684
So knowing the smell and burnt tomato soup look of brains leaking on the ground.. or the after effects of a baby cooked in a microwave.. or your /bro dieing in your arms.. or a dude on a motorcycle who got T boned by a drunk running a red light wants to take his helmet off and you beg him not to.. he does and his brains pour out on road.. or a zombie ten year old staring into space after dad busted a nut in her and she's bleeding a gallon of blood in the floor is normal then FUCK YOU

>>741703738
Fuck you white boi i'm out then

Your luck otherwise i would have killed you

>>741702900
What the fuck did you get stabbed in the bowels or something how the hell does a kid get a colectomy

>>741698280
It's worse than we feared. He's brain dead.

>>741702900
What if he's a homo bottom and now his anus is closed up from being stitched shut after his rectum was removed you know what

>>741703738
fuck you nigger

thread went to shit

>>741704027
Genetic defect. It wasn't a colostomy it was an ileal conduit. Born with a fucked up bladder.

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>>741703748

>>741704100
You don't sew up the anus. You can still have some opening. But if it isn't sufficient for anal sex then he better be good at BJ's. Not every gay guy is into anal.

>>741704171
jesus christ

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>>741704572
welcome anon

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>>741698898
Jogging is such a shit exercise too. High joint impact with shit positives. If the guy was doing interval sprints and she got clipped a little bit and went flying into the road, I'd be more understanding.

>gonna do some public non weighted squats with bad form, then stab a guy.

>>741704634
poor thing, horrible way to go

>>741697373

Sent right to destination fucked

>>741698684
Just out of curiosity, but if that's the case then why is transgenderism/gender dysphoria not considered a mental illness? is it because it is not due to a chemical imbalance? or because the system is flawed?

>>741704404
Then that is not the same thing at all you fucking genetic defect kill yourself

>>741703748
wot

>>741704171
:(

>>741705051
What the fuck difference does it make? You still have a pouch hanging off your side.

I've seen people with genetic defects and guys who ended up with these after getting injured in Vietnam. Doesn't matter how you got it... you got it.

>>741704963
context plx

>>741699086
If I wasn't so debilitatingly depressed I would have physically cringed at your post. You are what is wrong with /b/ now and also in the past. You get this sense of "ooh this is the cool kids area" or how it's somehow cool just being here, you're not. No one will give you the light of day to even care about you browsing 4chan or not. People don't go here to act like monsters or any other of that garbage you spewed and from personal experience I can tell you that current day /b/ would respond to a man raping his grandchildren with screeching and acting about as morally as reddit would. All /b/ is is a bunch of pre-hebe retards or late 20s sjw's.

>>741705458
dialysis clinic fire. guy in white got into a disagrement with guy bottom of screen. brings jar of gas the next visit. vhooom. dont be a dick.

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>>741705527
so many people baited with old pasta i agree.

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apparently tbis my thread now.

>>741691022
Heres a good row of 9 wasted

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>>741696621

>Gets her a second time.

>>741705708
The thing is, even though people think they're not getting baited because they realise it's bait, they still are. The point out of it isn't to get a reaction like
>>741692638
or
>>741692642
because you usually wont even find people as retarded as this, the point is simply to get a response out of it which they obviously do. I jumped into this thread and the first thing I noticed was the pasta post with a truckload of replies to it with people thinking they're ever so smart for managing to outwit the ever so intelligent pasta but in the end all they're doing is feeding the pasta.

>>741705321
Yeah except one bag collects piss and the other collects shit there's a big difference

>>741699373
her face looks like a colostomy bag xd

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>>741705980
im here for the rekt. got no time for pasta

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>>741706018
nonmedfags lol.

>>741697218

Nigga slap/10

>>741706201
I'm only here to waste my time before I'm tired enough to be able to go to bed. Haven't been here in ages due to being banned and mods being cucks, still not missing these shitty fucking captchas.

>>741694304

holy shit,I didn't know owls ate hawks

>>741697218
Dat black slap!

>>741704572
nah it's just a horse

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>>741706317
post sumpinthen

>>741705808
Huh. Story behind this?

>>741700767
Not all jobs are restaurant you dumb fuck

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>>741706490
blech this one always gets me for some reason. I'll see if I have anything worthy of posting, probably not though I only ever save rekt webms/gifs if they're funny or are atleast meant to be.

>>741696621
yucko the clown intenfisies

>>741706317
There are only two ways to get banned on b, My Little Pony and pizza so which the fuck are you

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>>741706673

>>741697587
wild boyz I believe

>>741697486

This is spiderman in a nutshell.

>>741692474
He looks like the Yarp guy from Hot Fuzz

Well, if his lip was where it should be.

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>>741703748
Do you have the video of the girl tho?

>>741706740
well there are fur threads so not much point in posting pone. I won't get into much detail about it incase theyre uber fags and try to re-ban through tracing which exact offense it was but it was just bait that I posted that got me banned anyway.

>>741705994
wtf is that beast

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>>741706747
cant remember what this is, hope it's what I think it is

>>741706747

could have been worse - minivan veers into oncoming traffic to avoid a stalled vehicle

>>741706533
>machine has parts?
>parts go bad
>no fix
>machine fall apart
>piece fall off

>>741707031
there is a Darwin Award candidate right there I mean what the hell did he think was going to happen the guys just going to drive right over the spike strip that he's standing right next to

>>741700684
>How should we market Pride to convey that we're just normal people that want to be happy?

Turn it into a fetish parade!

>Goddamnit Carl you're a genius.

>>741706805
that guy died.

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>>741707214

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>>741692252
You know what? More rekt.

>>741705527
Dude you took the b8 that pasta is dry

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>>741691022

>>741707345
I wonder if there's a job yet that gets you to hose these cultural pancakes off the tarmac

>>741697218
Damn the nigga slap

>>741695106
lol nice

>>741700684
i...is this a gay pride thing?

>>741707199

Proof?

>>741707640
No go to YouTube or LiveLeak and find that video of like the eight year old boy twerking at a gay pride thing that's gay pride right there

>>741707768
guys pissing in each others mouths w/ elaborate piss catching masks, is a source of gay pride too.

>>741704171
When you mess with the Bull, you get your insides ripped out and flung all over the fucking place

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>>741695859
>cannibals
>dog
>eating human
You're joking right?

>>741701603
>37 sexual partners.
>keeping count that exactly like it matters

Nigger I lost count after 20.

>>741696572
I like this shit more than the gore shit

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>>741691022
You havent seen any ever

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>>741708038

>>741708098
is-is this from a straight pride parade?

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>>741691022
Going home

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>>741708098

>>741706533
Nerve Gas

>>741703249
Not a suicide, she just made a terrible mistake. Look how at first she goes to the left assuming she could climb up to catch the train.

I'm a stupid person myself but I don't understand how can people be so reckless. Maybe she had a lot of pressure to get that traind due a job or something :(

>>741696738
Lol what the fuck is that

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>>741692474
Smilign for the camera

>>741708163
yes.

>>741693188
A young persons life has no more value than a senior Citizen
Kys mariosos

>>741693284
Jesus lovez everyone
Hates organisations of criminals though

>>741708219
this. she was clearly trying to catch the train. my guess is she hoped the terminal velocity would somehow swoop her up on top of the thing. 9/10 it'd work, but not that time.

>>741694304
I would love to play as an owl
Holle big VR money
Please give me a chip so i can get payed already rjs

>>741694372
The reverse Narcissique
Nice
Intéressant to see in person such an early example

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>>741708410
Check out the time in the video.
3 minutes falling... wow

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>>741700684
Fucking disgusting holy shit

>>741706533
this happened like 20 minutes from where a I live... its a fair in ohio where a few people died

>>741707345
No matter how many times I come here that there is always something worse to see.

Many of us thing our life are shit, but you know, you could have died in a car accidents while your mother was pregnant of you. Damn. :(

I feel bad because it doesn't shock me as much as it used to.

>>741694372
Happened here in Dublin a few days ago. I know the girl who got pushed.

>>741708410
Wat hapnd

>>741706533
oHIo