You can go back in time and hump one celeb woman.
Who do you pick?
>>741687380
how fuckin lonely are you, son?
>>741687380
Veronica Lake.
>>741687380
Either Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny Era) or Brittany Murphy (Clueless Era).
Dead, Anna Nicole Smith
Alive Rosario Dawson or Juno temple
(Would do them still to this day too though)
>>741687380
the young Mother Theresa
Gillian Anderson
>>741687380
Farrah Fawcett
/ thread
>>741687431
It's an off-day for me.
Audrey Hepburn
>>741687380
For those wondering, that's Colleen Camp from "Clue".
>>741687697
Damn you beat me
>>741687380
Wait, are we supposed to give you names or hints so you can play clue?
>>741687844
who the fuck else would it be?
Emma Peel
>>741688052
No. You say which past celeb you wanted to hump.
>>741688127
The movie is almost never on and it's from the 80s. Not everyone has even heard of the movie.
Best Winona
Kim Cattrall from "Porkys".
Jayne Mansfield, easy.
Maureen O'Sullivan
>>741687449
>>741687481
Fucking plebs. Sophia Loren is where it's at.
>>741689088
You have good taste, my man.
>>741689088
but she's ugly.
>>741687380
mrs scarlet was the correct answer, kid.
>>741689232
virgin alert
>>741689520
No, it was "Communism was just a red herring."
>>741690037
I actually am a KV. But I'm also not attracted to her, and having sex probably won't change that.
Dat rack.
>>741688133
Correct
Valerie Leon
>>741690618
Margaret Nolan
tawny
>>741690913
Madeline Smith
Tatiana Romanova
I'm pretty sure she's still alive but there's no way she's still this perfect
Betsy Russell, but no time machine necessary. Her current form is incredible.
Virgin Mary
>>741689232
Well, in that case, this should be more to your liking?
the Queen
>>741687380
Emma watson when she looked nice
Christina Lindberg
Ann Margaret
boxxy
>>741687380
Mary. That way she'd already be knocked up and none of that fuckin' Jesus bullshit would have ever happened, ruining the world for the past 2000 years.
>>741687380
Helen Mirren in her twenties. Un-fucking-real.
JLo in this scene of the Booty video
>>741692456
I'd forgotten how fuckable J.Lo was when she was in the past.
>>741692168
Bye bye birdie.
>>741692609
I mean she still is.
Raquel Welch
>>741687844
Her tits meat moved atleast a quart and a half of magma from my body
>>741688536
Winona..... i agree, but you will have to have seconds . . .
>>741692112
romeo and juliet . . . Olivia was my first crush
with braces
>>741687380
Josephine Baker
anybody picking anybody else is a confirmed faggot
>>741693024
Her cleavage was gigantic. If "Clue" had come out in modern times, she'd have a fuckton of porn about her instead of nothing.
Christina Ricci or Jessica Alba from around the time she was 18 and filmed Idle Hands. She was a fucking goddess in that movie
the other would be Emma Roberts but I'd not go back in time for that one
>>741687380
Sean Young . ..
>>741693225
You sick fuck.im next
>>741693517
Good choice. This is her in "Fatal Instinct".
my mom during the 80s
>>741693486
+1 for Christina Ricci
>>741687380
Teri Garr . . .
>>741693679
Yes!!she could suck a dick.i miss her
>>741693777
Dat Wednesday Adams tho
>>741687380
I would sell my soul to fuck Brigitte Lahaie in her early twenties.
The naked British vampire from "Lifeforce".
>>741693777
she looks like she should have a feminine penis
>>741692000
Such an ugly british face.
>>741693777
Yup. She'd be my Wednesday Thursday Friday and every other goddamm day. Pretty sure she was the reason I've always had a thing for the goth chicks. Her and the chick from beetlejuice
18 year old Jessica Alba
>>741687380
Trumps mom so that she doesn't lay someone as retarded as him
Selena, would wrap my dick between those thicc asscheeks.
>>741687380
Ursula Andress also a major contender
I'll go ahead and claim Carole Lombard if you don't mind.
>>741694394
Idle Hands JAlba & that blonde w/ huuggeeee tits in the KISS makeup.
>>741687380
Grace Kelly
Marilyn Monroe
Catherine Deneuve
>>741694197
mathilda may
Also, Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson.
(And only as Sarah Sanderson.)
>>741694826
>>741695075
Source anon? Thanks
>>741694248
>Such an ugly british face.
the funniest bit of your pathetic prejudices is that she isnt the queen of england.
or even British.
Lost in space era Lacey Chabert
>>741695336
>>741695384
>>741687380
Wait, one more.
Carolyn Jones.
>>741695437
>>741695455
>>741687380
The brunette from Starship Troopers
Helen of Troy
>>741687380
Lucille Fucking Ball
>>741695086
Kek I never knew they were the same person. Boner kill
>>741695045
you have good taste.
but I would go one notch higher, and say Catherine Deneuve, in 1981, alongside David Bowie and Susan Sarandon in "the hunger".
not least because Deneuve looked fucking stunning in her 40's.
and truth be told, I'd leap into bed with all three.
>>741695662
Fine, you can have Bette Midler.
>>741687380
Justin Bieber. I would cripple him psychologically for life.
>>741695763
dammit, pic didnt attach.
Caroline Cossey
>>741695639
The only correct answer in this entire thread.
>>741687380
>>741692299
Tbh I'd still fuck her today.
>>741687697
So much yes
>>741696112
Um... yeah, fair shout. You'd need lube, but I'd have brought it anyway.
>>741687380
It's a tie for me. I can't choose.
>>741695372
My Nigga
>>741689088
Holy shit. Yes!
>>741696446
I know right? She was literally perfect
>>741696907
Isn't she JB there?
No one wanted to ride Miss Honey?
>>741692000
Isn't that Queen Margarithe of Denmark?
If time traveling is real I would go back in time to bang Katy Manning who played Jo Grant in Doctor Who in the early 70s
>>741695763
I love her in Belle de jour, she is so sexy
>>741697513
>>741696389
Few pictures say "90s" as well as this one. Those jeans!
>>741693779
roll in the hay
>>741695372
>>741697622
Those jeans have been back in style for like 2 years dude. Pay attention.
>>741695538
That's not the brunette from Starship Troopers
>>741697591
Bunny nose
>>741698015
>>741697789
I'd use her little mouth so roughly
>>741697164
If I didn't know before party of five, I certainly knew then.
Myrna Loy
that voice
Isabelle Adjani from this specific scene in Subway
>>741698054
>>741698492
She's hot. And that's not a bad movie.
>>741698143
Never knew she was in that
Peak Monica Belluci.
The things I'd do to her butt.
>>741698804
That scene in Irreversible <3
>>741687380
Definitely her.
I want her to drain my balls all day and night.
Streets of Fire era Diane Lane
Anne Frank
Gina Lollobrigida.
>>741696389
I would have fucked Audrey two dozen times a day until she was visibly pregnant. Then I'd have only fucked her about a dozen times.
Because someone else already claimed Audrey Hepburn, I'd probably choose Mary Pickford
anything on netflix i can watch with some hot thing showing tits ?
>>741700096
There is a lot of sex in sense8.
They even have a decently sexy trap.
>>741700176
>trap
ungh no thx
>>741700176
And an immense amount of literal faggotry.
>>741697789
Early teen at time of filming.
Nancy Sinatra, ofc
>>741700273
Rules didn't specify they had to be legal.
>>741700176
>Sense8
>Wachowski
No thanks
>>741700237
There are also a bunch of sexy women, but up to you.
>>741700248
>>741700443
It was the first thing that popped to mind when anon mentioned netflix and tits in the same sentence.
Betty Page
>>741700345
Technically she's more than 30 now.
>>741700417
time for your afternoon nap grandpa
>>741700502
Wachowski fags are an anomaly.
How does that happen, both being the way they are?? :S
>>741700764
Rich, want to be edgy and being trans is trendy.
>>741688133
game of thrones Emma Peel?
Obvious choice is obvious
Jessica Alba in Idle Hands
>>741700750
Rita Hayworth was gorgeous. You're a fag.
>>741700895
I never thought of it like that. Weirdos, I suppose too.
They caught lightning in a bottle once. They should have gave up after that.
90s' Ming-Na.
How can you all be so fucking gay as to not immediately demand Lise Meitner?
Best Catwoman for the win.
Joan of Arc or Eva Braun
>>741701466
oops im retarded
>>741687380
Early nineties Michelle Pfeiffer.
>>741701011
into the blue Alba
>>741687380
Winona Rider when she was still hot. Or that chick from Jurassic Park.
>>741701704
Good 2nd choice.
From the show that made me a weeb before weeb was a word. And I love her voice.
>>741701725
Horny, religious Ryder?
>>741701868
Oops, wrong pic
>>741694335
Winona Ryder
90s' Joan Chen in "The Last Emperor", where she lesbian-licked another woman's foot.
>>741701784
Dark Angel Alba was peak Alba.
>>741700920
Was news to me but apparently so
I'll stick with my time-travel Diana, if that's OK with you?
>>741687380
Vanessa Chase
>>741687380
Where's the love for Linda Blair?
>>741701290
BATGIRL!!! YES!!!
>>741702044
100% of the appeal of that show was tight jeans and leather
In modern times, Alicia Silverstone would have been a sex symbol for her THICK-ness. She was THICK before its time.
Tracy Gold from Growing Pains.
>>741702331
First time I ever got the Domino effect... in my pants.
I nearly ripped my dingus off the first time I saw Olivia Hussey in Romeo and Juliet back in 7th grade
season 1-3 monica
>>741702517
mmmm bat nipples
>>741702510
You forgot the episodes where her character went into heat.
Always and forever.
>>741702331
Good choice. She was cute in Sinbad, as well.
>>741702787
I did not forget those!
No Leia yet? I am disappoint anons
this. plus she did some porn too.
>>741702754
I love the thought of a THICK Batgirl, softened and rounded up by an abrupt call from retirement.
I want a play date with the mom and daughter.
You people have no imagination. Of course I would love to hump Elizabeth Báthory
>>741702590
>>741703220
You're late. I picked Bathory in the last thread.
The "Galaxy Of Terror" chick.
>>741687380
The virgin Mary.... Before..... You know..
>>741703220
>>741703334
Plenty of medieval TnA to go around, anons.
>>741703258
>>741703258
Ferris Bueller you're my hero...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIqWSPUh2rY
Even tho I'm partial to redheads, Alison Doody is the GOAT in terms of movie actress hotness.
Ava Gardner
I'll take Aphrodite, bitches.
>>741702517
She got me so hard. Still does when I watch her older films.
>>741702817
Love her in this. Also, Jean was great too.
>>741703746
rita
>>741703894
Still looks good today
>>741703914
Too much work done in a time it was harder to hide IRL..
>>741702931
This is not the only right choice, but it is however the #1 best choice.
>>741704047
>not wearing wool
>it gets too thick and falls out so they don't overheat
>or you trim it off so they don't overheat in the summer and it grows back for winter again, making use of a sustainable natural material instead of wasting it.
What the fuck is the sense of that shit.
>>741702931
>>741704295
Look at her ass, not her politics
>>741701868
Hell... Yes...
>>741687840
anal. brutal anal.
Nicole Kidman from the 80s, when she still had the aussie accent
>>741704047
dat white girl azz
>berry dick
>crowned king Arthur
>>741701785
What does the C stand for?
>>741704935
deCarlo
>>741687380
audrey hepburn
>>741703430
Cucking both Joseph and God would be pretty boss.
>>741702861
YES YES YES
>>741687380
Eva Braun. I will be forever known as The Guy who Cucked Hitler.
>>741692299
She looks better as a GILF tbqfhf
that face was 2nd only to Audrey
>>741704722
Jerk off to her so often. Love those tits and her role in the film, horny little school girl.
>>741693926
Looks like Allie Sin
>>741701704
I bet her bootyhole smells of werther's candy
>>741698387
>Picking Hanoi Jane over literally everyone else
0/10 would not sire the next generation with.
OT Probably Arielle Winter, save her before he lost all value.
My first tv crush. I'm old.
>>741697453
nope
>>741702426
Top choice. She sure was something.
>>741702931
When I was a little boy, I wanted a Princess Leia doll (the Barbie sized one) for Christmas. My father, probably afraid I was gay, refused to let me have one. Never even occurred to him that the reason I wanted it was because I was in love with her.
>>741705664
Barbarella psycha-dela!
Kim Richards
Martha Washington obviously.
Then I'd go down in history as the man that cucked a nation
>>741706101
Tuff Turf or Meatballs 2?
>>741706318
About half way between Return From Witch Mountain and Tough Turf
>>741702619
an old world connoisseur
>>741687380
Emmanuelle Chriqui from movie 100 girls.
Grace Slick. She could rock my white rabbit.
>>741705806
YES
YES
CONNIE
YES
Sybil was kinda hot too
>>741706767
bingo
she shagged Jim Morrison, so I'm actually jelly at both of them.
>>741706318
Youtube "ice cream scene assault precinct 13" for the keks
>ctrl+F
>Claudia Cardinale
>0 results found
fucking plebs
>>741702817
this
>>741703894
>>741704047
Pure sex.
Fucking hell, I'm going to cum soon
Ann Wilson before she got all fat and shit
>>741687380
the virgin mary
how does it feel to be an old fat fellow who in 80+ years you still have not banged a goddess celebrity?
>>741707120
Hahaha escape to Witch Mountain now Disney bitch!
>>741708920
wat
Same as being 19 and haven't.
>>741687380
her.. she is fine
>>741695372
>>741705188
solid taste bruh. hedy would be my second choice probably, next to audrey