REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Eh why the fuck not.

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>>741656762
I already have one

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I have actually 100% doubt this will work but hey lets just see what the fuck happens

>>741656762
these threads do not really work tbqh

Ok

>>741656826
This

>>741656762
I know this won't work but on the off chance that it does

hope

Bitch go back to r/me_irl with your begging bullshit hoping for some consolidation in your sad pathetic life

>>741656762
lol sure

k

What are the odds.

>>741656762
Got fuck all to lose right

aha

>>741656762
Welp

Let's fucking gooo

>>741656762
BEEP BEEP

Meh

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Oh man I can't wait!

Why not.

Meh why not

are traps girlfriends?

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>>741656762
Pic related is op

>>741656762
PLEASE, I AM SO LONELY EVERYDAY I NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE

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ayy lmao.

Please lord kek make it happen

I HOPE SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL IN THE PIC

>>741656762
magic please

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Why not give it a shot

for science

No harm in trying.

>>741656762

do it

Jokes on you I already have one

What if I just stay home tomorrow? I dont wanna be an Alabaman

kys yourse'lf

Ok

>>741656762
Hi

What's the worst that can happen?

>>741656762
PLS

>>741656762
bs

Please let this work

>>741656762
yeah sure

oh yes please

>>741656762
fuck off

İm hungry amd lazy

>>741656762
skrrt

does it come with indexed instructions and glossary

>>741656762
I wish I'd get my old back

I am meeting a girl I want tomorrow. This better work, bitch.

Bait

>>741656762
fuck you and your couch.

I am so fucking alone

>>741656762
Please, God, give me a cutie.

>>741658339
>some bruised up depressed looking bitch who most likely has daddy issues and unironically only wants to date "bad boys"
It's like you want to make bad decisions

I'm ready to have my own walking/talking piece of property that sucks a might good dick (if the girl that happens to magically be my girlfriend is a goddamn fucking nigger, I'm gonna be pissed).

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Anyone got pictures the one from OP, but with guys? I think they're really attractive, in a weird way.

>>741656762
Ok

Fucking traps isn't gay.

Ok sure

K.

>>741656762
k

>>741656826
or is your reply just a trick so you can actually get a girlfriend? either way I also replied

>>741656826
Or is your reply just a trick so you can reply without raising suspicion?

>>741656762
hoping to keep my girlfriend

Ok

Please be a redhead

>>741656762
LİE

fucking slide threads

Liberty day

>>741656762
If it ain't the girl in the pic I ain't interested

Shhhh I hope my wife doesn't find out.

duvido

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>>741656762

>>741656762
rrrrrrrly??

Pls b reel

k

>>741656762
If this is false op is a faggot and should die

>>741656762
Let's try anyway

>>741656762
I'd be ok getting a text from her tomorrow :(

>>741656826
Same here m8
Check em

Will I want to die less

Kill me

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anime trap gf ROLL

>>741656762
You know what?
...I will, just because, and I hope I do.
I hope this time I get one who is faithful, loyal, honest, true, and chill. Really chill.

>>741656762
fu

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>>741656762
I'm gay

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>>741656762

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>>741656762
Oh I don't think so.

My name a jeff

Replying again just to make sure

probs wont work but im going out tmr so it could help

>>741656762
mhm

>>741656762
maybe

Worth a shot

winrar

>>741656762
If shes perverted i want one

why not

Aight cool

I have nothing to lose

sure, why not

>>741656762
God im so desperate I'm willing to put my chips on internet bait magic

>>741656762
worth the try i guess

Give me a gf

Here for the same reason as everyone

>why the fuck not

Brooke

>>741656762
Thanks bro

Worth a shot i gues

>>741656762
Oh please god

Sure

Worth a shot

Let's try... >>741656762

>>741656762
:P

why not

What's the deal with bandaids over the nose bridge? I tried googling it, but I can't find anything on it, despite swearing that I've seen it so many times. What is the DEAL with it?

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>>741660577
Nice dubs - kek wills it.

I have to try now

Ohhh?

Here we go

>>741656762
:'(

>>741656762
Just dropped my fucktoy when she liked about pregnancy. So fuck it. Maybe I won't find a crazy

>>741656885
this
>>741656762

>>741656762
dubs and it's actually true

>>741662255
Its where you punch people.
The implication is she's been punched.

>>741656762
Never will happen

Bet nigga

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Really could use one...

>>741656762
sure why not, let do this thing

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why am i so desperate? holy...

>>741656762
Need one...

>>741656762
how do i reply

>>741656762
what happends if I get dubs?

>>741656762
There's no downside to replying, so why not?

Let's get another Gf...

Check 'em

You lie, faggot

>>741656762
why not... btw the girl is the photo, I think im in love with her...

yo. wheres my gf at?

Do these ever really work

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Yeah Sure.

Lies

Doubt it will work but eh, why not try it

>>741656762
AYY LMAO

oke

>>741656762
Reply

Thanks

>>741656762
gonna kms tonight so gl

>>741656762
Oh okay

one gf please

I don't know if I want that anon

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I'm not ready for a wife

Pls ;-;

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ALL OR NOTHING

IF DUBS A 10/10 GF BY TOMORROW MORNING

IF NO GETS I DIE ALONE

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>>741664484
BETTER KILL ME NOW

>>741656762
why not, doubt it'll do anything tho

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>if dubs i'll get a nice qt gf soon
>if not i'll stay in my room still and only go out for gym

Why not

>>741656762
Roll

>>741656762
Aw dude... I really hope so

Ok

What if I want to get rid of my wife?

>>741656762
we will see fags

>>741656762
Please happen

Didnt work last time

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Ah what the hell

>>741656762
gib me gibs

>>741656762
never give up

Let's see if this works

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Nigger faggot

im so desperate im asking /b/ for a gf

Fucking roll

Lies.

>>741656762
j

>>741656762
ayy

Alpha boyfriend???

>>741656762
Sure, like this will ever happen

May be a waste of time, but I'm so desperate I'll try anything at this point

Why not

plz karina

Eeeeeh ok.

Thank you

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Sure why not

>>741656762
that's kinda sad

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nigger

Please

>>741656762
This Image + this text never fails to make me laugh. It has this dark vibe, while still being complete BS and waste of bits and bytes.

>>741656762
Didn't work last time

Fuck it. Check em

>>741656762
Yup im desperate

>>741656762
nice

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>>741666301
You didn't understand the picture in the OP, the GF will be there, but you'll have to force her to stay.

I wish.

>>741666444
CHECKED

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Oh boy, I want a yellow one

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This better work OP.
I'm done being sad.

>>741656762
who hurt lil bih
angery

gimme

>>741656762
Sure, may as well give it a shot.

hey well maybe if i post my girlfriend will stop being a bitch

>>741656762
Nothing yo lose

>>741666666

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>>741656762
k.

>>741656762
let's try

>>741656762
ok

here's hoping lul

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>>741656762
No, I won't.

>>741656762
Sign me up fam

>>741656762
Even is this thread wont work, i'll try my hardest.

aw hell yeah

Liar

I'm so doubtful but sure
>>741656762

>>741656762
>implying i know any females personally

>>741656762
yoooo

why not

Try me

I doubt it but whatev

>>741656762
I NEEEEEEEEEED HER

Why not

>>741656762
Not taking this risk

Ah lol

>>741656762
plausible and heterosexual

>>741656762
No

Bet 10$ it dosn't work

>>741656762
do it everyday feels bad man

>>741656762
OwO

>cuttbuddler
I call bullshit

>>741656762
I always feel bad for this girl when I see this picture.

>>741656762
Thanks bruh, if digits shes 10/10

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Faker than "Andreaa is 10 minutes away and wants to fuck."

nigger

>>cumguzzler
That girl in the opening pic is kinda cute tbh

>>741656762
I'm gay.

>>741656762
ey

>>741656762
:(

Ok

love how these threads always end up fucking massive

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>>741656762
worth a shot

Ok

I'll bite.

Someone love me please.

Mhm

liar

yes please. wish me gl

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You know this has absolutely no chance of working right?

sure

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>>741656762
Eh what could go wrong

>>741656762
ok

>>741656762
REPLYING TO THIS THREAD

>>741656762
Pls

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fuck it aite

>>741666444
The fuck I wasted double trips :,-(

>>741656762
ok

>>741656762
Here's to hoping.

hey thats pretty nice

Yay

>>741656762
pls

>>741656762
Is this the thread that works?

Uhhh... Do they come with cupholders and leather seats?
Wait, wrong thread.
Or is it?

>>741656762
k

>>741656762
Pls

Rolling because I got nothing to lose

K

ok

>>741656762
i doubt this will work but it's not like i have anything to lose

>>741656762
The last 87 times it didn't work, i'm sure it will now

>>741656762
Kplez this is my formal reply I am replying to achieve the desired affect of getting a girlfriend tomorrow

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i fucken wish

Good, I got bored with my old one and need a new toy.

please

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>>741656762

>posts in dumbass thread
>actually get gf

Miracles can happen.

Just in case

nothing to lose

>>741656762
okey

>>741656762
Plz let her actually like me

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I don't believe you

ready

>>741656762

Just don't tell my wife, OK?

lkjlkj;l

Can I trade it for a cockhungry slut instead?

>>741656762
sure

Why not.

>>741656762
If I want a girl by my side

why the fuck not

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Trips get

If dubs, I get gf tomorrow, else I'm virgin for life.

I want to die

Lies

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>>741671033
Fucking hell!!!

>>741656762
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME THE ONE I NEED