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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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Eh why the fuck not.
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>>741656762
I already have one
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I have actually 100% doubt this will work but hey lets just see what the fuck happens
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>>741656762
these threads do not really work tbqh
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Ok
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>>741656826
This
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>>741656762
I know this won't work but on the off chance that it does
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hope
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Bitch go back to r/me_irl with your begging bullshit hoping for some consolidation in your sad pathetic life
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>>741656762
lol sure
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k
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What are the odds.
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>>741656762
Got fuck all to lose right
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aha
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>>741656762
Welp
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Let's fucking gooo
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>>741656762
BEEP BEEP
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Meh
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Oh man I can't wait!
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Why not.
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Meh why not
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are traps girlfriends?
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>>741656762
Pic related is op
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>>741656762
PLEASE, I AM SO LONELY EVERYDAY I NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE
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ayy lmao.
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Please lord kek make it happen
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I HOPE SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL IN THE PIC
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>>741656762
magic please
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Why not give it a shot
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for science
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No harm in trying.
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>>741656762
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do it
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Jokes on you I already have one
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What if I just stay home tomorrow? I dont wanna be an Alabaman
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kys yourse'lf
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Ok
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>>741656762
Hi
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What's the worst that can happen?
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>>741656762
PLS
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>>741656762
bs
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Please let this work
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>>741656762
yeah sure
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oh yes please
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>>741656762
fuck off
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İm hungry amd lazy
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>>741656762
skrrt
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does it come with indexed instructions and glossary
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>>741656762
I wish I'd get my old back
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I am meeting a girl I want tomorrow. This better work, bitch.
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Bait
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>>741656762
fuck you and your couch.
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I am so fucking alone
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>>741656762
Please, God, give me a cutie.
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>>741658339
>some bruised up depressed looking bitch who most likely has daddy issues and unironically only wants to date "bad boys"
It's like you want to make bad decisions
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I'm ready to have my own walking/talking piece of property that sucks a might good dick (if the girl that happens to magically be my girlfriend is a goddamn fucking nigger, I'm gonna be pissed).
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Anyone got pictures the one from OP, but with guys? I think they're really attractive, in a weird way.
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>>741656762
Ok
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Fucking traps isn't gay.
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Ok sure
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K.
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>>741656762
k
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>>741656826
or is your reply just a trick so you can actually get a girlfriend? either way I also replied
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>>741656826
Or is your reply just a trick so you can reply without raising suspicion?
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>>741656762
hoping to keep my girlfriend
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Ok
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Please be a redhead
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>>741656762
LİE
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fucking slide threads
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Liberty day
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>>741656762
If it ain't the girl in the pic I ain't interested
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Shhhh I hope my wife doesn't find out.
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duvido
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>>741656762
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>>741656762
rrrrrrrly??
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Pls b reel
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k
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>>741656762
If this is false op is a faggot and should die
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>>741656762
Let's try anyway
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>>741656762
I'd be ok getting a text from her tomorrow :(
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>>741656826
Same here m8
Check em
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Will I want to die less
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Kill me
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anime trap gf ROLL
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>>741656762
You know what?
...I will, just because, and I hope I do.
I hope this time I get one who is faithful, loyal, honest, true, and chill. Really chill.
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>>741656762
fu
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>>741656762
I'm gay
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>>741656762
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>>741656762
Oh I don't think so.
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My name a jeff
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Replying again just to make sure
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probs wont work but im going out tmr so it could help
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>>741656762
mhm
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>>741656762
maybe
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Worth a shot
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winrar
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>>741656762
If shes perverted i want one
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why not
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Aight cool
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I have nothing to lose
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sure, why not
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>>741656762
God im so desperate I'm willing to put my chips on internet bait magic
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>>741656762
worth the try i guess
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Give me a gf
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Here for the same reason as everyone

>why the fuck not
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Brooke
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>>741656762
Thanks bro
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Worth a shot i gues
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>>741656762
Oh please god
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Sure
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Worth a shot
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Let's try... >>741656762
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>>741656762
:P
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why not
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What's the deal with bandaids over the nose bridge? I tried googling it, but I can't find anything on it, despite swearing that I've seen it so many times. What is the DEAL with it?
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>>741660577
Nice dubs - kek wills it.
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I have to try now
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Ohhh?
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Here we go
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>>741656762
:'(
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>>741656762
Just dropped my fucktoy when she liked about pregnancy. So fuck it. Maybe I won't find a crazy
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>>741656885
this
>>741656762
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>>741656762
dubs and it's actually true
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>>741662255
Its where you punch people.
The implication is she's been punched.
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>>741656762
Never will happen
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Bet nigga
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Really could use one...
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>>741656762
sure why not, let do this thing
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why am i so desperate? holy...
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>>741656762
Need one...
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>>741656762
how do i reply
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>>741656762
what happends if I get dubs?
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>>741656762
There's no downside to replying, so why not?
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Let's get another Gf...
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Check 'em
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You lie, faggot
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>>741656762
why not... btw the girl is the photo, I think im in love with her...
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yo. wheres my gf at?
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Do these ever really work
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Yeah Sure.
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Lies
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Doubt it will work but eh, why not try it
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>>741656762
AYY LMAO
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oke
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>>741656762
Reply
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Thanks
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>>741656762
gonna kms tonight so gl
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>>741656762
Oh okay
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one gf please
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I don't know if I want that anon
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I'm not ready for a wife
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Pls ;-;
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ALL OR NOTHING

IF DUBS A 10/10 GF BY TOMORROW MORNING

IF NO GETS I DIE ALONE
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>>741664484
BETTER KILL ME NOW
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>>741656762
why not, doubt it'll do anything tho
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>if dubs i'll get a nice qt gf soon
>if not i'll stay in my room still and only go out for gym
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Why not
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>>741656762
Roll
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>>741656762
Aw dude... I really hope so
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Ok
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What if I want to get rid of my wife?
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>>741656762
we will see fags
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>>741656762
Please happen
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Didnt work last time
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Ah what the hell
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>>741656762
gib me gibs
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>>741656762
never give up
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Let's see if this works
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Nigger faggot
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im so desperate im asking /b/ for a gf
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Fucking roll
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Lies.
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>>741656762
j
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>>741656762
ayy
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Alpha boyfriend???
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>>741656762
Sure, like this will ever happen
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May be a waste of time, but I'm so desperate I'll try anything at this point
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Why not
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plz karina
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Eeeeeh ok.
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Thank you
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Sure why not
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>>741656762
that's kinda sad
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nigger
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Please
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>>741656762
This Image + this text never fails to make me laugh. It has this dark vibe, while still being complete BS and waste of bits and bytes.
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>>741656762
Didn't work last time
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Fuck it. Check em
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>>741656762
Yup im desperate
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>>741656762
nice
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>>741666301
You didn't understand the picture in the OP, the GF will be there, but you'll have to force her to stay.
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I wish.
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>>741666444
CHECKED
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Oh boy, I want a yellow one
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This better work OP.
I'm done being sad.
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>>741656762
who hurt lil bih
angery
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gimme
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>>741656762
Sure, may as well give it a shot.
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hey well maybe if i post my girlfriend will stop being a bitch
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>>741656762
Nothing yo lose
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>>741666666
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>>741656762
k.
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>>741656762
let's try
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>>741656762
ok
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here's hoping lul
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>>741656762
No, I won't.
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>>741656762
Sign me up fam
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>>741656762
Even is this thread wont work, i'll try my hardest.
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aw hell yeah
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Liar
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I'm so doubtful but sure
>>741656762
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>>741656762
>implying i know any females personally
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>>741656762
yoooo
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why not
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Try me
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I doubt it but whatev
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>>741656762
I NEEEEEEEEEED HER
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Why not
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>>741656762
Not taking this risk
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Ah lol
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>>741656762
plausible and heterosexual
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>>741656762
No
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Bet 10$ it dosn't work
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>>741656762
do it everyday feels bad man
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>>741656762
OwO
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>cuttbuddler
I call bullshit
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>>741656762
I always feel bad for this girl when I see this picture.
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>>741656762
Thanks bruh, if digits shes 10/10
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Faker than "Andreaa is 10 minutes away and wants to fuck."
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nigger
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>>cumguzzler
That girl in the opening pic is kinda cute tbh
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>>741656762
I'm gay.
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>>741656762
ey
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>>741656762
:(
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Ok
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love how these threads always end up fucking massive
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>>741656762
worth a shot
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Ok
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I'll bite.

Someone love me please.
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Mhm
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liar
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yes please. wish me gl
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You know this has absolutely no chance of working right?
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sure
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>>741656762
Eh what could go wrong
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>>741656762
ok
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>>741656762
REPLYING TO THIS THREAD
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>>741656762
Pls
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fuck it aite
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>>741666444
The fuck I wasted double trips :,-(
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>>741656762
ok
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>>741656762
Here's to hoping.
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hey thats pretty nice
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Yay
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>>741656762
pls
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>>741656762
Is this the thread that works?
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Uhhh... Do they come with cupholders and leather seats?
Wait, wrong thread.
Or is it?
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>>741656762
k
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>>741656762
Pls
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Rolling because I got nothing to lose
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K
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ok
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>>741656762
i doubt this will work but it's not like i have anything to lose
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>>741656762
The last 87 times it didn't work, i'm sure it will now
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>>741656762
Kplez this is my formal reply I am replying to achieve the desired affect of getting a girlfriend tomorrow
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i fucken wish
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Good, I got bored with my old one and need a new toy.
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please
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>>741656762

>posts in dumbass thread
>actually get gf
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Miracles can happen.
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Just in case
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nothing to lose
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>>741656762
okey
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>>741656762
Plz let her actually like me
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I don't believe you
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ready
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>>741656762

Just don't tell my wife, OK?
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lkjlkj;l
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Can I trade it for a cockhungry slut instead?
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>>741656762
sure
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Why not.
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>>741656762
If I want a girl by my side
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why the fuck not
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Trips get
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If dubs, I get gf tomorrow, else I'm virgin for life.
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I want to die
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Lies
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>>741671033
Fucking hell!!!
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>>741656762
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME THE ONE I NEED
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