what's your`s?

i like girls with beef curtains

>>741645183
i watched my sister in law in the shower from a ground floor window. She caught me and never said anything to anyone, not even me

I get wet whenever i feed my reptiles live animals

I watched two girls getting changed on camp, one with the biggest tits in the grade. Stealth jerked it in a minute and bolted. Haven't told anyone since. occasionally nut thinking about those perfect amazing tits.

>>741645183
My little sister and I lost our virginities to each other. 16 and 14. We fucked for a few more years and then stopped when I moved out.

>>741645183
I'm married to a woman but i've sucked cock times than i have fucked pussies. Usually i never even know the names of the guys i suck.

I pee on chain link fences, so no one will see me pee.

>>741645183
Two of my children are definitely not my husbands. I'm unsure about the third.

I've drank a girl's pee while she was peeing without her noticing.

Im addicted to cat. Its fucking filthy stuff but i love it.

Not very intersting but there you have it.

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>>741646310
So triggered right now. I can't even. Only odd. So much hate. Whores like you are why I got a vasectomy in my 20s.

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>>741646310
Why you don't do marriage, folks...

I am always there to lift my friends up and support people around me and I have everything a man could ever dream of but I still feel like the game was rigged from the start and we are all getting the collective shaft by the inevitability of time.

I masturbate to my cousins

turned my wife into an incest loving slut

>>741646347
Are you that guy that got caught hiding in the bottom of outhouses? There's a shit covered pic of you running away after some lady sees you move underneath her daughter while she's peeing.

The whites of your eyes, glistening from your shit covered face beneath the rim of toilet.

MFW when you crawl from an outhouse like a monster.

Man, zombie ass toilet was a good movie. Rubbed my ex's friend's pussy through the whole movie while my ex watched. Fuck my ass.

>>741646472
You want fame.

Watch Fight Club again.

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>>741645183
I like dudes too. There is some sexual tension between me and friend, I don't wish to reveal my bicuriousness.

Never gonna have a QR twink fuck buddy

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>>741646472
Hmm. I write to you from Tokyo, where I have spent the majority of the year during my travels around the world. By anybody's standards, my life is fucking epic. But I'm haunted by the meaninglessness of it all. All these things, all these places, all these women. They are distractions from the self.

Finding happiness, peace, and light in myself, independent of my surroundings, is my goal. If I can accomplish that, not even time can peace from me.
Good luck, anon.

>>741646572
I did that to my ex. Made her tell me all about her sister's naked body, every single detail. Pink nipples, puffy pussy. Made me ex cum to the thought of licking my jizz out of her sister. Whore felt real bad afterwards. Made me rock hard.

>>741645970
Fuck you... as a vegan that triggers me so much. why cant you just get a normal pet like every normal human beeing?

>>741646232
How do you get in contact with the guys? How do you hide from your wife

>>741646827
It must suck to get triggered by nature.

>>741646929
Nature is when you leave the reptile live in its natural habitat and he procures his own food , not for your sexual fetishes

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>>741645183
I obsess over handsome guys in faces of /b/ and rate threads.

I have pictures of this one guy who is just cute. I think he is scared of me lol.

Either I'm a fag or I'm jealous. Maybe both

>>741647071
They gotta eat, whether or not it gets me wet

>>741646232
Are you gay or bi.

>>741646310
is your husband a manlet or something?
is he a little bitch beta?

>>741646494
same fam

>>741647286
He's a nice guy with a decent income.

>>741645183
I don't know how to green text

I used to work security in a University dorm. Every few weeks, the students would go home during time off. During this time, I would sneak into the hot girl's rooms, sniff their dirty panties, and masturbate into their dirty socks.

I had that job for a few months before the term ended.

I want to eat cum out of my step sisters pussy and ass

>>741647471
in what ways were the sperm donors superior to this nice guy?

I go on cam chat sites and fap with questionably aged grils

Im latino

Impregnated a hitchhiker female near Orlando in the 70's. Only found out I have a son last year who is 40.

>>741647730
Just generally much fitter and better looking.

>>741645183
I had sex with my employer for a raise/job security

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>>741647078
Dude you're just a faggot.

>>741647996
Greentext please

Every time I get a decent job I tell small lies. The small lies eventually lead to biggers ones and everyone believes them it gets to the point where I have to leave the job because I can't keep up with the lies. I'm 28 and this has happened 4 times. Why can't I stop lying?

>browse reddit
>go on gonewild
>hopes to see 2nd cousin on there
>browse everyday
>is dissapointed
>faps to memories of 2nd cousin anyway

When I go to my sister in laws house I find a pair of her dirty panties and take them to her bathroom and suck the dried juices out of them while I fap.

I masturbate thinking about my mom getting fucked by many people and also getting pissed and spat on

>>741645183
Hit and run in Delaware 6 years ago. Don't know if they lived, never slowed down.

my sister and my girlfriend had a threesome together with my former boss

>>741648087
Too lazy to write a greentext, not that great a story. Basically he was flirting from me from the interview onwards, and kept dropping hints that he could help me. Figured why not, accepted his dinner invites and let him fuck me.

>>741645183
Going to the gym for the first time in years with the boys tomorrow. I'm afraid I'll shit myself under the pressure, literally. Been holding in a shit for 3 days

>>741648251
Aren't the odds of that happening pretty slim? Has she used gonewild before or are you holding out for a miracle.

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>>741648295
lies

>>741645183
My hair is very greasy and tangled

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>>741648356
Maybe just take a shit?

>>741648233
Ever tried talking to a professional psychiatrist? Maybe youre a less harmful psychopath.

I recently came on my my sister in laws tooth brush around noon knowing when she used it again it would be dry and she would never know.

>>741648300
Disgusting whore... this is why the nice guys dont get promoted in todays society.

>>741648356
You need more fibers in your diet.

>>741648427
It's not that simple. I can't help but hold my shit for days at a time. I do this frequently

i had sex with my sister and my cousin when i was 15

>>741648482
Yeah, well, I don't regret anything. You'd do it too if you could.

>>741648365
the latter. she's fairly conservative but I'm still hoping. really wish she was dtf

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>>741648596
Nigga! Empty your motherfucking bowls.

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I am a dude who wears bras

mostly ones that pretty ladies have given to me

I like to feel the underwire around my chest

>>741648693
If she's a second cousin, that's workable. Some people don't have an issue wth that. Have you tried hitting on her, or what?

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>>741647927
then you made the right choice
intelligence is not the end-all of competence,
but appearances will open so many doors for your children

>>741645183
I had sex with my fathers wife, which ultimately led him to suicide by drowning himself in a pool, my name is Hal Emmerich

>>741648752
sadly i think she does. different countries different rules on incest.yea I've tried, but I'm not alpha enough.

Had a 8yr girl into my home last night for a sleepover. Spent all the night licking and fingering her pussy. Tried penetration with pinky but she was too small. She didn't wake up. 10/10 will do again

>>741648457
I'm sure she would taste it once she put a bit of water on it
>>741648598
How old were they?
>>741648718
Stop being a faggot
>>741648854
Don't you feel remorse?

>>741645183
Ice block, but don't tell

I have some big spots on my face and now I'm embarrassed to go outside

I fucked a girl on Friday Night who is 20 years older than me and as I was fingering her ass she shit herself on my hand an bedsheets and I had to tell me wife I shit the bed because I was so drunk

>>741648962
if not dude, why not makeup?

>>741648854
Do you still have a relationship with her?

>>741648986
Kek

Mon friend car fonger

>>741648986
Always wondered how do people react in scenes like this? No words or just awkward laughter?

>>741648901
Who was the girl?

>>741648986
>I was fingering her ass she shit herself on my hand an bedsheets

That's some hot stuff right here.

>>741648763
Intelligence is more to do with how the kids are raised than anything else. You can't blame a girl for wanting the best for her kids both genetically and financially.

>>741649110
I think she was embarrassed because she said she won't be a sec then came back finished our shit then she walked out and went home after no words said

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>>741649027
Femanon, and I've never worn makeup in my life apart from marcara and eyeliner once.

>>741649164

friend of mine

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>>741649054

i recorded two of my cousin sisters getting dressed in my hotel room when we were on holiday.

>>741649170
Needless to say I was her Stool Softener

>>741649216
>Dermatologist

>>741649216
>Femanon

you mean cumdumpster? show me your tits

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I have fake profiles on many dating sites simply to bait women into sending me nudes.

I currently have over 100 folders, some with videos, of women aged 18-23 all for myself. I still keep in touch with some of them, and I hunt daily for more.

>>741649216
do you take care of your skin at all? I used to have problems when I was in high school and had huge pimple problems, as I got to my mid 20s they barely pop up.

>>741649216
Your lips are cute... too bad. Ever tried going to a dermatologist?

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I got my fake facebook profile mocking football hooligans put onto a watch list apparently been told that 'Bobby Growler' is a potential terrorist

>>741649216
Beauty pro-tip: don't touch your face unless you have to.

I bear a very strong resemblance to Ed Sheeran. I use this to my advantage to get into clubs, restaurants and girls knickers. I never would have thought that being an ugly ginger cunt could be a positive thing.

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>>741649190
I've honestly never met a more respectable mother

>>741649551
Is your name mike?

>>741649308
Never tried going to one
>>741649344
I don't really do anything with my face apart from a facial scrub... which I forget to use daily
>>741649510
Thanks I'll try that

>>741646232
So you're bisexual? Is this really a big secret?

I like to show people my sisters panties

I've had to talk myself out of killing someone hundreds of times.

>>741649190
Yah, JUST FUCK THE GOOD LOKKIN ONES AND LET THE NERDS RAISE YOUR KIDS.
TY FOR LIFE LESSON
NAO I HAVE TO BURN MY EYES

I have sadistic urges, and I get off on shota/loli.

>>741649648
I heard pussy juices practically take away acne.
I don't have a pussy so I can't try it, but let me know if it works.

>>741649216
Just get some acne cream then.

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>>741649679
Edge.

>>741649648
>Never tried going to one
Well they are the experts in dealing with your problem that is causing you so much distress, it should be the first thing on your to do list.

>>741646827
B8

>>741649741
wouldn't lemon juice work too?
having your face smell like cunt cant be a good idea

>>741649648
some of the other tips anons give should help, also maybe washing your face before you sleep might help as well and making sure your pillow cases are clean.

I regret everything I do and know I could've probably had a better life if I didn't find this site.

>>741649707
same

>>741649335
I used to do that but with dick picks and men

>>741649907
Does help indeed, also use some moisturizer at times as well shit actually helps.

>>741649868
I've tried lemon juice and its not too reliable.
And also I've had old gfs try and it works, just don't go outside

>>741649641
No.

>>741647927
Does he suspect anything? He has to notice they don't look like him? And do the real fathers know?

I've convinced 3 past girlfriend's to let dogs lick their vag and record it

>>741650061
How did you convince them?

>>741649587
Thanks.
>>741649706
You're welcome.
>>741650018
He's never given any indication that he suspects. No one but myself knows the truth.

>>741650061
Any full dog fuck?

>>741648300
This is kinda hot. Was he good looking? Did you enjoy it? Did he cum in you?

>>741650161
How many children total?

>>741650201
He wasn't my type, cute but a bit chubby. Sex was alright. Yeah, I let him finish in me.

I've posted before but I took the day off work to look after my older sis (she's 36, I was 17) as she was bed ridden due to a recent surgery. I gave her the drugs for Paine etc and she went to sleep. I checked on her later on and found her out cold, so I spent a couple hrs sucking on her milf tits and beating my dick. She or anyone's else has no idea.

>>741650236
Three.

>>741650154
The first girlfriend only did it the once and only be taking to about it. The other two were up for it straight away especially after showing them pics vids and written accounts from women who have done it

>>741650294
so long as you didnt get pregnant or catch anything, no harm done
well played

>>741650174
Unfortunately not, just licking and one sucked his cock

>>741650366
What are the age of the two that aren't his?

>>741650399
So what benefits are there to this exactly tho? Do they do it often now and have you caught them?

>>741649216
tits or gtfo

>>741646310
You fucking bitch...

>>741650404
Yeah, just hoping he hasn't been bragging about it to his friends or anything. It's a fairly small town

>>741647782
Any particular site?

I've. Lackmailed a neighbour for sex. I caught her cheating on her husband. For about a year I had pussy on demand. She was about 40 and I was 22, best year of my life so far.

>>741650294
Nice, nice. Was it a one-time thing, or a regular thing now?

>>741646451
I should have.
Instead waited till i knocked up my wife, she had a miscarriage.
Buried my unborn child.
Never wish that shit on anyone.
Got cut immediatly after.

>>741650444
Are you trying to work out if I'm your wife?

>>741650547
Semi-regular, we've done it a few times since then.

>>741646739
Copypasta from another thread, I hope this helps you anon.

Of course it gets better. Let me tell you something you already know. Happiness isn't a right, it's not something you get for free.
Happiness is won, conquered and taken. You have to make it happen.

Let me tell you something else you already know. Happiness is the journey, not the destination.
Every fucking day, man. Every day is nothing but a series of tests, a thousand small tests, and there are a hundred voices in your head all laughing, expecting you to fail, a hundred voices chanting in unison to just pick up your feet and let the current take you away.
It's too hard.
It's too much
You can't make it.

But there's one voice. No.. Not a voice.
A whisper, in the back of your mind, and it's begging you to put one foot down in front of the other.

Keep moving forward. Keep fighting. Keep going. Put your head down. Let the current push you, but it can never move you.
You are the master, you control your fate. You control your life.

You have to fight for it, man. You have to be willing to die for it, inch by inch. Yes, I know it sounds like hell, and many times it is. You never know what's around the next corner and more often than not it's going to be another fight.

THAT is the source of a man's pride. Not women, not friends, not money, all of those things are measuring sticks.
The True source of happiness is victory. Fighting those fights, taking a beating, getting knocked down again and again and rising up over and over to meet the challenge head on, and if you have to fight for days, or weeks or years, YOUR strength and YOUR pride come from victory.
There's no battle too big for you, you are not merely men, but the soul and spirit and heart of men.
You choose your fate.

Pain is a reality. It will happen. Learn to love it. Learn to use the pain as fuel.
Fear can steal your breath and leave you helpless or it can make you punch harder and run faster.

I jerked off for 2 hours straight earlier. Haven't cum that hard in a while

>>741650496
So how much did you sell your pussy for? How much was the raise?

>>741646472
Kek. Same here brother. I have pretty much everything i could need or want really within reason.
Still a depressed suicidal douche...

>>741650545
So why did this have to end?

>>741646589
What in the cringe queer fuck are u on about anon?

>>741650622
Her husband got work in another country, so they moved.

I sold a concept to the SyFy channel and I can't tell anyone about it because they haven't released the promo yet. I've been waiting to spill the beans for a fucking year now.

i am having sex with a 16 year old idk if its legal or not really

>>741650593
Just gauging the level of deceit?

I got my sister pregnant and the cover-up we came up with lead a guy to have a breakdown and be in the hospital in and out for years.

>>741646310

Out of curiosity what made you have so much risky sex with other men that your kids are not your husbands? Why not use condoms? Not judging or anything, just curious.

Also do you have any hot stories to tell?

>>741650721
depends on your country/state

>>741650705
Tell us, it's not like they're gonna browse 4chan, this thread will eventually get deleted.

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>>741646827
Just because you are a vegan and you faggots cant stop shoving it down peoples throats i will show you my bottlecalf.

4 days latter we butchered that mutherfucker and now half of his corpse is in my freezer. The other half is in friends and family.
Be vegan all u want. BUT SHUT YOUR COCKSUCKER ABOUT IT

>>741646115

What started it? Details plz

>>741650610
I'm kind of embarrassed to say, since it's not that much. But it adds up, and I'm putting in for a promotion soon which I expect to get.

>>741650449
Benefits? Watching them enjoy themselves while getting licked by a dog is hot as fuck.
From their side a dogs tongue is much hotter than a humans plus the corkscrew motion they do as they lap drives in to the pussy and feels great for them.
I'm not with any of them now but my last gf does still do it.

>>741650813
Minnesota google says its 16 but i dont really trust it

>>741650496
lol sweetie I'm sure he's told every friend he has

I cheated with a Jewish girl 15 years younger than me. She was submissive and did everything I wanted. Sometimes I think about fucking her again, but I think it's best that it remain as a one time thing.

>>741650854
How old are you?

>>741650856
>still do it
Great work anon kek. Sounds very lewd with the way you describe it.

>>741650971
22

>>741647892
What the shit grandpa oldfag. How old are you?

>>741647782
What chat sites are those?

>>741650993
Is he married?

when i was of questionable age id tease an online male friend till he came,
whenever i think of it i still get proud of myself

>>741650796
It wasn't risky. I always insist on STD checks before having unprotected sex. As I've already said, I wanted the best for my kids both genetically and financially.

>>741650535
Chat alternative so so many wins

>>741648233
I dont know anon but i have a news flash for you. You need to knock it the fuck off because i have met a dozen of you and ALL of your coworkers know your are full of shit and cant stand you for it.
Not trying to be an asshole here, but knock it the fuck off. Seriously

>>741651058
Single. I wouldn't have done it otherwise. I do have some standards.

>>741651033
nice try fbi

>>741650870
>Minnesota
You should be good if aoc is 16. I looked at a lot of places about aoc, and typically the states range from 16-18

>>741648645
No u fucking THOT we wouldnt... fuckoff

>>741651104
Did you negotiate first? Like "I'll let you fuck me if..." or was he the one saying "You know....IF...."

>>741651192
He started dropping hints subtly at first, which then transitioned to pretty clearly outlining the arrangement.

>>741651180
Sorry you feel that way

>>741648752
And most do. Whoever doesnt is degenerate trash.

Wtf is wrong with u faggots. 7.5 billion fucking people. Well OVER 3 BILLION WOMEN and yall sick sonofabitches wanna fuck your cousins.

To hell with you all

>>741651245
>The negotiator he is

Just don't trap yourself

>>741650791
Elaborate.

>>741648854
Otacon faggot

>>741651245
I think you sold yourself short. You could have waited until he outright propositioned you and used it to blackmail him.

>>741648901
SICK FUCKING FAFGOT KYS

>>741651310
I mean, he's been decent about the whole thing so far. Kept his word. But yeah I'll be careful moving forward

I went to this party after my mates rugby team won. There were two slags there in a back room just letting guys line up to fuck them. They fucked like 25-30 of us.

>>741648986
Degenerate faggot.
You dont deserve your wife

>>741651363
Why did you do sloppy seconds.

>>741651353
How many guys have you fucked total?

>>741651324
I mean, he's not a bad guy, I wouldn't do something like that to him.

>>741651409
8 total

>>741645970
Mycky?

Sucked a dick when I was a kid cos I have no clue, that's my only ever gay happening.

>>741651407
More like sloppy 10th or 20th, I did it cause I wanted to get my dick wet you faggot

>>741646298
Wut, or use a toilet

>>741651451
You wanted to fuck cum and have 20 guys cum on your dick?

>>741651451
>I wanted to get my dick wet you faggot
With other guys cum? I'm pretty sure that makes you the faggot.

>>741651441
Ever fucked for money before directly or indirectly?

>>741650993
Would you do it again with another guy for another promotion?
Or with a woman?

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I put a spy cam in my mother in laws room and jerk off to her pics.

>>741649170
Gross faggot

>>741651547
No, this was my first arrangement

>>741649216
Why not?

>>741651549
As long as I felt safe, I'd do it again. Never been with a woman, not sure about that.

I was sexually grooming my housemate's daughters before he and his wife divorced and the kids went with her.

All that work for nothing.

>>741651588
You ever have any awkward sexual moments with your father?

>>741651542
It's only a bit of jizz, jeez. You'd pass up a free fuck from a horny slut?

>>741651658
Yes if I'm fucking cum more than her.

>>741651643
How far did you get? How old were they?

>>741651575
Spooky

>>741651643

greentext now

>>741651648
Nope, sorry, no daddy issues

>>741651658
Yes because I'm not that desperate and I value my health. Any woman that would let 20 guys bust up her is likely a walking bag of STDs.

>>741649923
Lol. I would have necked myself long ago without the dark humor and blatent 0 fucks given here. I can almost be myself without 10 people in shock over my actions.
Im not even that crazy but i fucking hate half the people i hang out with

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>>741651683
shot of her bush

>>741651273
maybe cousins are just easier to get with?

>>741651734
Ever had a threesome or drug issues?

>>741650320
You are a real sick kind of faggot trash

>>741651782
Sure we can be ourselves here and enjoy it but anon, I have only 2 proper friends.

>>741651820
kys

>>741651813
No issues, no. I did have a MMF threesome, ex-bf was into that.

>>741651679
I was just getting the younger comfortable with some light petting and kissing, but I was making serious progress with the older one and probably would've had a win inside of a few months. 10 and 12.

>>741651884
Just one?

>>741651782
forgot to add to my previous post, but yeah 2 friends and don't have a life outside the internet. Essentially pretty pathetic life I've got anon.

>>741651888
Ever play with their pussies while they slept? Did you see them naked much?

>>741650705
Lol, good work anon. I know an actor that was the star of a direct to scifi movie. Oretty big dude. /fit. Drop an email or fb or something and maybe yall could work something out one day.

>>741648986
How old are you?

>>741651929
Twice, same guy both times

>>741652047
Did you take much convincing to do it? Would you do it again if a new BF in the future asked you to do it with him?

>>741651068

So you fucked them with the intention of getting pregnant? That's pretty hot. Still considering another child ? ;)

>>741652071
It took a lot of talking. It'd been a fantasy of his for years, really begged and guilted me. Probably wouldn't again, no.

>>741651068
What a stupid fucking bitch...

Just an excuse to helo u sleeo at night u fucking cumdumpster.
And just so you know any retard can fake a clean std test. I dont even know photoshop and i can do it.

Have fun getting aids and goving them to your husband.

Fuckibg bitch

All I think about is girl butthole. Smelling, licking, whatever. I see hot gurl. Immediately wonder what asshole smells like. Got a gf into ass play but I'm not satisfied. Also jerk it to gay shit.

>>741651779
Well I'm clean, so win win for me. I only fucked the one girl, the other one did look proper skanky and had proper roastie

>>741651261
Im not. Got to hell

>>741652135
Was it a bad experience or just not your thing? Did you know the other guy? Out of 10 how would you rate yourself? Body/face.

>>741651807
Fucking i dont know.
Sick and fucking wrong.

Degeneracy at LEAST

>>741645183
i was 26 and my girlfriend 12

>>741652159
>wonder what her asshole smells like...
Anon i must tell you something...

>>741652267
Smells like ass and shit.

im in a relationship and happy, but cant stop fantasisng about 4 women i know, i admitted to one and we flirt, but mfw she said for her own conscience we cant fuck cause she knows the pain of cheating fuck sake. impregnated my cousin also. we aborted it. fucked her again last month,

>>741651878
Sorry bro. I dont have many i would consider close. But as part of my (dont kill yourself and be one of those happy people you see) idea i made a lot of friends recently and i think it helps.

>>741652216
Not a bad experience, just not my thing. The guy was a friend of his, I knew him but not well. Made it a bit awkward for me, since I've seen him since.
I'd say 7/10 in all honesty.

>>741651880
LOL

YOU FUCKING SICK FAGGOT. U RAPE YOUR SISTER BUT I NEED TO KILL MYSELF?


WEWLAD

>>741652310
Did you get DP'd? Did he take pics of you that you now realize was a VERY bad idea?

>>741645183 sometimes when I trip on acid I get a brief moment where i feel like a demon and want to kill everyone around me. I would have thought feeling like that would be really uncomfortable but it's like a rush of power. Feeling like you have complete control to take everyone's life in the surrounding are. My neck starts to twitch and it's like I can feel the air get thinner as my tension rises. Maybe I've just been watching too much anime but I know if I told anyone nobody would ever trip w/ me again so it's ma secret

>>741652157
>And just so you know any retard can fake a clean std test
>i can do it.
I guess you're right then. Any retard can fake an STD test.

>>741652310
You wouldn't even do it once for a long term BF that you really liked if he asked?

>>741652360
Yeah I got DP'd. And no, only way I agreed was absolutely no recording. I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.

>>741651977
I didn't want to risk being caught and ruining my chances. It was all about the slow and steady approach as, for the foreseeable future, our arrangement was going to last for a while. Their father was always at work, their mother paid more attention to her Plants Vs. Zombies app than anything else, and I shared a bathroom with the girls so I had ample opportunity to peek and "accidentally" walk in on them. Biggest win in that regard is probably the chance I got to masturbate right next to the shower door with the oldest inside, unaware that I could see her exploring herself. They really liked me and loved to cuddle or play wrestle and have tickle fights so I also got tons of upskirt and budding downblouse action.

Hottest experience was when we'd lay on the floor and they'd use their bodies to pin my arms and tickle me while I'd "tickle" them by grabbing their asses and the like, though the time I came buckets into the younger one's swimsuit bottom and she put them on ten minutes later is a close second.

Wish I had better wins, but as I said I was taking it slow and steady.

>>741652430
I guess in that scenario I'd think about it. He'd have to be a real sweet talker though.

>>741651946
Meh, we are all pretty sad bro.
I had some fairly recent tragedies and spent a week visiting friends to kinda say goodbye before i killed myself. Coukdnt do it for some reason. Not really affraid of dying and actually wish pretty hard for it. Just, something felt wrong about it. So i descided to try and find some purpose in life to steer my head out of the thoughts of necking myself. Still looking. But it beats being misserable and sad 24/7. Not by much tho

>>741652482
At least you'd be a good fun wife then, nothing worse than a former whore that is now a prude and won't do any fun stuff
>My wife :/

>>741652167
Yeah because you can totally tell if someone has STDs by how they look. Morons like you deserve AIDS.

>>741652641
Have you tried losing 10lbs?

>>741652541
Not gonna kill myself, but I'm just not happy with the way my life has turned out I guess and envy those who can wake up and sleep with excitement all the time. I just do whatever I get enjoyment out of now and know I'm wasting my life but I guess that's the way it is.

>>741652641
Sorry to hear that. I do try to be pretty open. Don't see that changing anytime soon.

>>741651321
When we were teenagers, I was 15 and she was 16, this would have been about 15 years ago, we started fucking. She was taking the pill but was bad at remembering it everyday. Anyways, I hated using / having to get condoms as the questions of who I was using them with would get complicated obviously, so I just blew it in her. She got pregnant, and obviously we were going to get rid of it, but we needed cover. So she had a friend, not a very close one but one she knew she could seduce. One friday night she brings him over, they drink, they have sex, then a couple weeks later she tells him she's pregnant and the condom must've broke. Anyways, he was mostly normal about shit, but his parents were religious nutjobs and he spilled the beans to them and they wanted her to have it and whatever. By the time he told them and they came to our home to discuss it with her and our parents she already got rid of it. So the shame and guilt he got from his parents and the stigma around school and his friends and other family just made him snap. Anxiety, depression, attempted suicide and just manic episodes. He was in and out of hospitals for the next decade from what we knew. Then we lost all contact with anyone who knew him. He could be dead for all we know.

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>>741652641
TELL HER THAT!!!!

>>741652704
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>>741646494
pics?

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>>741653230
Yet he calls other people faggots

>>741653297
I don't know anon, he can tell himself whatever he wants but that is pretty gay.

>>741653036
Not really. My family really tried to help him. When his parents first found out she aborted and basically blamed him for not telling them sooner, they threatened to throw him out. We offered to take him into our home. When he had his first breakdown and was hospitalized, my parents covered his hospital bills and then almost 5 years of professional counseling. Granted a lot of it was covered through their insurance and claiming he was a family member, but we all helped over the years. One Christmas, the first one after it happened and his crazy religious family was in town, his mom told him she didn't want to see him for the whole holiday break and he stayed with us. We even got him presents to open Christmas morning. We even helped him get into college. My Mother was a friend of the Dean and he got put right to the top of admissions. So yeah, there was some downs but in the end we evened it out.

>>741645183
I use hospital latex gloves as condoms to fuck my ass

>>741652414
Yup. Just like any loose whore can have 3 kids that aont her husbands. He knows, and he hates you for it.

I hope hes buying cheap whores and gives u aides after banging 1 but doesnt catch it himself.

Have a nice life u stupid bitch

>>741653448
Stirring another mans porridge is one of the gayest things a man can do regardless of the receptacle.

>>741653549
I think the reason you're so angry is because you know that no woman in her right mind would want her children to carry your inferior genes and that your best hope of ever having a family is being fooled into raising another mans kids.

>>741646739
Really interesting, how your life tourned that way?

>>741648300
Do your coworkers know? I'd have a hard time facing them after that

>>741652725
I do too anon. A sad little secret? Most of the happiest people you know are on meds and depressed. They just fake it because they know how shitty we feel.

For real. After going through hell thought that if i just found the happy people around me and kind of hung out with them and tried to be more like them maybe i could be happy also.

Nope... its all a face. A brave one, but its just fucked man.

The happiest person i ever met and i finally got to hang out at a party for a few hours and i though you know, finally i can just do whatever they do and be so fucking happy. Was so excited i almost couldnt keep calm. NOOOOPE. on meds, closet alchaholic, been through the WORST kind of trauma. They just did a fantastic job of faking it.

Life really sucks a dick sometimes

>>741653807
I don't think they know. They've seen him flirting with me I guess. If so they haven't shown it.

>>741653794

Yea he sounds very butt hurt but it's fucked up still to do that. If I found out I'd def beat the shit the shit out of my wife. But your hubby sounds like a "nice guy". So in reality he's a meal ticket and you don't love him. Do your thing girl. Need anymore babies hit us up.

>>741653794
Jokes on you ua fat slut. I fuckin hate kids and got the ol snipsnip years ago. If my wife ever descides to leave me i will never have a serious relationship again. Not with anyone that has kids anyway.

Im not even made. Im jist appalled that you fucking skank bitches can pull reasoning out of thin air and apend years trying so hard to believe in it.

>best genes and money

Listen u stupid bitch. Any retard can hit the gym and any retard can skip college and just study money.

Im a college dropout about to retire at 28 and /fit as fuck.

ITT: SKANK WHORE SLUT FUCKS RANDOM DUDES AND TRIES TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SHES DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR BY SPREADING CHAD'S SEED AND MIXING IT WITH HER OWN HORRIBLE INFERIOR GENES.

way to water down the gene pool you stupid cunt.

>>741654118
I think you need to get laid dude

>>741654118
>got the ol snipsnip
I'm glad to hear it. You strike me as being the last person in the world that should reproduce.
>Im a college dropout
I find it hard to believe that you even made it that far

>>741654118
Your way too angry to not be butt hurt and def are not wealthy. Retire at 28 fool. Enjoy working at Burger King XD

>>741654118
Retire at 28? You start work in the womb or something? Get a grip

>>741653832
Most of them are probably but there will be ones who are content with themselves and don't have to worry if they are wasting their life. Majority of the people I know are depressed but also one of the people I know is at university with a bunch of friends and loving life and doing something he's happy with. While I'm just on here and watching anime. Never had a good school life and work wise I'm struggling to find a permanent job. I won't deny the fact this is probably my fault but I don't know just wish it was more exciting. Appreciate this though anon.

>>741653889
Does he pay you in cash some or is it just work payments?

>>741654407

Seriously. What a clown XD lol

>>741654488
Work payments. Got a permanent raise.

>>741654624
Is everything sexual on the table? How often does he get to fuck you for this deal?