Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow,

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>>741642817
Ya need to find a hobby to keep your hands off your dick

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use me master!!!!

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I can't get rid of these hiccups.

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>>741644202
Drink water and burp.

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>>741643964
I have a hobby but the dick is too strong.
>>741644202
BOO!

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>>741644237
Not working.

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>>741644318
Playing with your balls is not a hobby

>>741644341
Well I'm out of ideas

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>>741644380
I don't play with my balls. I never saw the appeal of that.

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>>741644478
Fine, butthole then

what ever gets you off.

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>>741644580
I haven't touched my butthole since the tail incident.

Getting off isn't my hobby.

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>>741644682
Well what is your hoby

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>>741644828
Videogames, chatting to people online and a bit of making stupid videos.

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>>741644982
So make some videos, just don't jerk off in them.

I think that's against Youtube's TOS

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>>741645035
That explains why they keep getting taken down.
What else am I supposed to make videos about?

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>>741645281
360 no scopes in Halo?

>>741645376
Bxr

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>>741645376
I can't play Halo. My friend borrowed by xbox power brick I forgot how long ago, probably 6 months now, and he apparently keeps forgetting to return it.
Also I'm hopeless with a sniper rifle.

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>>741645562
Lame

Im going to sleep

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>>741644982
what do you play mostly

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>>741645604
Nite.

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>>741644580

I have that problem :/

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>>741645637
Right now I'm alternating between Horizon 3, My Summer Car, GTAO and Crash Bandicoot.

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>>741645656
P cute butt.

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>>741645852
out of that i've only played crash bandicoot, what genres are you into?

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>>741645904
Racing, shooter, fighting, hack n' slash, platformer, air combat, building, stealth.
There's probably others but that's all I can think of right now.

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>>741645892
Thanks, I try to keep it in shape.

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Goodnight, you salty sllllllluts.

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>>741647103
Goodnight butt.

anyone have PoE here and want to help me?

>>741643880
sure I'll unload in you

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Looks like my bad dragon order has arrived.

>>741648825
>urine

watersports now pls ;3

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>>741643880
that's heavy, bro'man! tbh, I go out of my way not to make serious relation ships to others as I feel like Im betraying my twin. It's somehting i have to get over, but shouldn't it be true that I should be his first love?

>he actually plays my summer car

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>>741648887
Here you go dude.
>>741649014
240 hours and counting.

>>741649214
hell yeah! Got my VR headset for the full experience

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>>741649263
Game doesn't have VR support unfortunately. Probably never will.

>>741649214
>240 hours
>in my summer car

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>>741649416
Half of that is probably because it's the only thing I could be bothered playing when I felt really shitty.

>>741649513
the judging is real

>>741649366
lets do it irl then

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>>741649540
This is why I didn't want to share fetishes with you.
>>741649628
I'll have to pass.

>>741649683
angery >:O

>>741649683
how come you kiwis are so sensitive

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>>741649712
Don't be mad. You're free to pee but I don't want to get involved in that.
>>741649834
I don't know about the rest but I'm a sensitive guy.

>>741649937
well I was just messing with you m80, I don't care if you play bad games :p

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>>741650000
nice quads, here's your reward

>>741649937
diffrent strokes I guess :/

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>>741650000
I thought as much.
It's still true that I'm sensitive.

>>741643880
>Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

MORE FAGGOTRY. FUCK OFF AND DIE, FUR FAGGOT, TAKE IT TO /MLP/

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>>741650213
god I hate you so much

>>741650260
aside from today I haven't seen anything to convince me of that

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>>741650432
How do you recognize him?
I'm sensitive in certain contexts. For example I'm sensitive about how people I really care about feel about me.

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>>741650432

>>741650822
I just know, he always replies to me out of nowhere posting charr because he knows I hate it. and I've known him for a while, there's patterns in his text I can recognise
are you saying you care about how I feel about you?

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>>741651027
I see.
People I really care about, as in people I have a strong emotional bond with.
I do care how you feel about me but I'm not sensitive about it.

>>741651228
is that a lot of people?

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>>741651924
Not at all. Only 2 people that I can think of.

>>741652144
maybe one day it'll be 3? I'm sorry I'm not very interesting today, I'm kind of tired

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>>741651027
i'll stop eventually, don't worry
maybe

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>>741652197
You want to be one of them? I wouldn't be against that.

>>741652357
maybe I do, maybe I don't. maybe I'll come stalk you when I come to kiwiland next year

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>>741652399
What brings you to kiwiland?

>>741652540
for geology honours we spend 2 weeks in your mysterious land. one week in the north island, one week in the south

>>741652605
>first we're gonna look at rocks here
>then we'll look at those rocks over there

Y a w n

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>>741652605
Neat. Are you going to have much free time or will you have a strict schedule?
>>741652699
Wanna look at the stones in my pants? ; )

>>741652903
Nah fam, already have a pair I can ogle anytime I want

Thanks tho

>>741652699
don't be jelly just cause someone has the chance to do something outside, you'll get out of that basement eventually. you should start while it's early though, you're only what, 50 now?

>>741652699
oh yes, I'm sure you could tell me everything about the destruction of the new zealand continental plate

>>741652903
I have no idea to be honest, I'll find out soon when they talk to us about it but I imagine we'll have some free time

WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR BREAKFAST

>>741653093
53*

>>741653107
Relax man I'm just kidding, tectonic plates are neat

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>>741653124
penis with a side of more penis
and cereal
>>741653354
bonjour

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>>741653107
Well make sure you check out, I don't know. There's not much to see in my city. Wellington has Te Papa if you like museums. There's a lot of cool stuff to do around Queenstown.
>>741653124
Cherios.

>>741653454
Sorry I don't speak Hindi

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>>741653535
de la merde

>>741653473
I'll try and keep you updated on it, maybe you can tell me some places to visit or stalk me instead

>>741653635
Kula Dick wangu

Faggot

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>>741653819
does that mean you like pee?

>>741649214
what is this game called

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>>741653687
I'll stalk you if you come to New Plymouth. I can't travel around the country unless I happen to be off work at the time.
>>741654030
Read the filename. You can also pee on NPCs, you filthy pervert.

>>741653454
penis is for later you faggot stop it
>>741653473
unhealth

>>741654134
if we go past there maybe I'll stop by and say hi to you

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>>741654173
penis has pe in it, pee starts with pe

>>741654248
we get it you got abused as a kid go away

Does pee taste good?
I heard scientist drink it.

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>>741654173
How about muesli?
>>741654221
Awesome
>>741654248
Pestilence also starts with pe

>>741653920
You'd like that wouldn't you, goddamn weirdo

>>741654373
maybe
idk if i have any

>>741654363
Only one way to find out

Post your results science man

>>741654575
But I can't just drink my own, that would only satisfy my curiousity.
I'd rather it satisfy something else.
Like being dominated, humiliated and then peed on/in.

>>741654373
I just hope I don't interrupt your sheep sex

>>741654575
who?

>>741654687
He be talking to me lad.

>>741654752
you're a science man?

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>>741654529
You are supposed to know these things.
>>741654687
Fucks sake, you too? I've told that anon, I've told Faggotry and now I'm telling you. The farmers fuck sheep, I'm a city boy.

>>741654815
Says B.Sc. right here.
Mechatronics & Robotics.

So pee isn't my science.

>>741654885
>>741654815
Although I wouldn't exactly call it a science.
But whatever, I'm not complaining.

>>741654844
way to rain on my parade

>>741654885
isn't that more engineering?

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>>741654929
do you live in a pineapple under the sea

>>741654977
That's what I'm saying.
The crappy reward for my studies was a Bachelor of Science title tho.

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>>741654885
how's the job future for that, i've got a choice to make soon

>>741655021
I be livin' in this here beautiful city of fucking human trash.

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>>741654977
Fine. Let me know when you're coming. I'll steal a sheep and put on a show for you.

>>741655025
it could be worse, you could have an ecology degree

>>741655101
see, that's the kind of things you do for your guests

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>>741655154
I wouldn't normally do it but you're special.

>>741655083
My whole 5th semester was an internship at one of the biggest hospitals in Europe and it was fun.
I maintained automated transport systems for blood, packages, pictures 'n shit.
And the pneumatic delivery system, which, since it's been here for 40 years, is pretty fucked up.

Also all medical equipment and machinery got maintained by me.

A week ago I wrote the head of the human resources department for the whole country and he wrote back, saying that the bosses and even the head of the hospital were pleased with my internship and my bachelors thesis.
He is now finding me a job somewhere in the country that fits me perfectly.

They also have places in 78 countries, where I could potentially work in the future.

I'd say it's a win.

>>741655112
Or womens studies.

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>>741655315
sounds like a win to me, good going

>>741655367
Also you wouldn't believe how many attractive doctors and nurses were running about there.

Dayumn

>>741643880
xavier

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>>741655409
hey hey, focus on the job here, we aren't here to party

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>>741655436
renegade

since I'm borderline passing out, I think I might head off, good night all

>>741655236
you're too kind

>>741655315
philosophy

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Sorry, but this is as furry as I go. Time to shove a dragon dildo up up my butt though.

>>741655539
Mountain Drake from Bad Dragon.
That thing, I tell ya.
That thing owns.

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>>741655523
Nite.
>>741655539
Post pics.

>>741655596
The tentacle is where it's at. I have a large one and it makes me come so fast it isn't ed ven funny. It's an awesome warm up toy but I generally pop on it..
>>741655619
Sadly I haven't shaved in like a week so no pics. Having a 50 hour a week job stink.

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>>741655596
That thing looks brutal. You have experience with it?

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>>741655793

It feels so good being smooth again after being a little hairy. I'm such a horny little slut after shaving.

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>>741655797
Oh cool my entire post disappeared.

Ya I have one with a suction cup. Comes only in one size and I'd say it's medium, compared it to my kippy kaline beforehand and it didn't seem too bad.

The textures come pretty strong on this one and you can feel it too, pretty awesome.
I stuck it to my bathroom wall and bumped against it the other day, felt pretty good, came pretty hard from it.

>>741655793
I have the winsons tail, they seem pretty similar I think.

>>741643880
Just quit my job and dont have anything lined up asap for new work. Wut do?

>>741656161
I'd like to ask your advice on something but it's really late and I have to go to bed.
Maybe some other time.
>>741656223
Look for a job.

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>>741656223
Get a hobby or two and do them daily so you don't degrade.
Do some shit kind of maths puzzles or crosswords to keep sharp.

Get an app where you can tick your daily habits and hobbies so that you do do them daily.

Routine is important.

>>741656327
Good night.
I'll remind you of that then.

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https://www.emlalock.com/?page=friend&id=icq34vssqkjv9of3h0fj

if you got a minute, i'd appreciate if you added a day lol

>>741656327
>>741656346
Was thinking of working out and doing yardwork for a week or so

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>>741656436
Was also trying to find the time to use this

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Reptiles needed here.

cant believe adults do this instead of making money

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>>741662658
<Complains about people posting on this thread.
<Posts in thread.
Brain God.

Scales are cute

>>741662993
thats fuckin hot

>>741662883
><

My mom choked me when i was 7

>>741663170
She was high or something
Having a flashback or a midlife crisis or something
She .ever hit me very much. But she traumatized me other ways

>>741662658
but they are making money

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>>741643880
For the sake of my foreskin I would have gassed all the jews. Being a dom with a cut skinny dick feels bad.

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my feet hurt.

>>741664593
I wanna be him

>>741664683
wew saved

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>>741664658
I got my tip in my mouth once, but it's way to much work so I never bothered doing it again.

>>741664905
thats hot and frustrating. Nice pic. I am nowhere near as flex to even attempt that

i ended up falling sleep before i knew i was asleep

>>741665271
how does that work?

>>741665446
you've gotta be really tired and pass out at your computer desk i believe

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>>741664658
When I was in my teens I could go all the way down. Haven't done it in a long time now. I think I could get my whole head, but I don't really care to try. Need to find some cute boi to get succ'd.

>>741666295
thats hot and I agree I need a qt myself

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Post dragon people.

>>741658583