I will respond to this msg. dubs decide after.
I'm sorry /b/rothers I don't think I am strong enough to send this. I am liking this girl LOL.
OP seems like an autistic virgin. Even if we did tell him to say the right things, chances are he'd be unable to get it up; she'd leave; and he'd spend the night crying and masturbating to sleep in front of the mirror.
That's actually fucking hilarious. Funny to watch too. Friend fucked a landwhale in front of me before. I kekd so fucking hard watching his lift her stomach fat to get to that rotten pussy and then go to town.
You're retarded OP, should've just listened to us maybe you would've gotten laid.
>Autist tries to take matters into his own hands
>Fucks shit up like a typical degenerate virgin
Where the fuck did you get that shit from? No one wrote that. How can you write such a piss poor message instead of what dubs told you!? You played yourself..
Who the fuck do you think you are OP? First you ignore dubs
Now, you have the audacity to be on the fucking phone as well? Your undivided attention should be to this post. God fucking damnit.
Da fuck is wrong with this bitch!? And why veto? She clearly wants you to say some sick shit to her and no one does that better than /b.
Oh shit wait that guy did. Didn't see first Netflix and chill post, only saw the second. Well that's some shit, don't write that...
Say "How about we meet at a gas station and try out some of the gloryholes?">>741644225
That's what life is like for women. They're awash with attention (at least until they get old). They're not on tinder to give you a fair chance to connect with them. They're on tinder so that you can entertain them. And if you don't, they're off to the next guy just as quickly as you go to another thread on /b/ - and they instantly forget about you.
They don't think of you as an equal - you're not equal in this situation. You're a monkey. Your function is to dance in order to amuse them. Quick frankly, you're lowering yourself if you play this game. It'd be better to be a forever alone and have some personal pride than to stoop to this. Every minute you spend on tinder would be better spent on pretty much anything else - but definitely better spent on bettering yourself as a person. You could read a book right now - it could have a positive effect on your life that will last your entire life. Or you could dance like a monkey and have your soul crushed just a little bit more.
Rolling for "I'm a huge faggot asking for advice on /b/ and not following through with what /b/ tells me. I also think you're a really cool woman can we be friends, I'm willing to help you find a guy who's way hotter and has a bigger dick you can fuck and love."
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God you faggot. You're not getting laid, you're playing the "I'm a nice faggot who cares about you" card. If anything happens between you two, doubt it, it won't even last a month.
Im sick of these dumbasses trying to do a dubs decides, pussying out, and acting like that mentality/attitude doesnt leak into their sex life. No wonder this fuckin beta is so desparate for a fatty
this is me I am op. I have done porn and been around the hottest chicks ever so I'm not trippin. Now I want a nice girl to be my gf pretty much.
OP what the fuck!? Congratulations you have made the worst fucking thread in the history of /b! It took you 29 min to come up with that mainstream shit answer and you took non of dubs answers. I would rather be on a CP meets gore thread than this autism run trainwreck. You make me sick!
HOLY SHIT ITS THE EX BF OF THE JUNKIE GIRL. fuck you for ignoring my last piece of advice to you. But looks like i really was right. You seriously get off on all this submission. Well trolled
yes I am the ex bf of the junkie blow me.
Your answer is so insanely bad I'm kek'ed out of my mind. She gives you the most blatantly obvious change to take the conversation to a man to woman level and you go straight back to the being with the virgin text. Fuck me you are hopeless on Tinder.
more of me, this bitch doesn't know what shes getting into loool
op here, what do you think about
"that's the best kind of brain imo"
Tell her that she can fuck you in the ass with a dildo whenever she wants, so she can get her mind off things.
OP is a faggot no point in being on this thread anymore, we'll all just get ignored, and all our ideas will get veto'd.
Okay I promise I wont veto the next dubbs
No. Just stop. You proved in that thread that week (s) ago that youre a beta fuck that only listens to the posts that perpetuate your own fruity echo chamber. You let a girl use you in every way and ignored all the straight truth. Youre doing it again. More like, you blow me
why would you still be flirting with her
she basically told you
"Hey, I'm down for whatever, got any ideas?"
and you do what?
YOU TOSS THE...
YOU FUCKING THROW THE BALL right at her face
take control, faggot
ask her when she's free
if she says now, tell her you'd love to come over and help clear her mind
if she says tomorrow, i dont care think about this step for yourself faglord
It's all the truth right here OP. Beta fag, you don't deserve that pussy when you act like that.
alrighty, time for me to channel this anger on a fucking squirrel
fucking faggot is purposely provoking us
the fuck dude?? what are you getting it at? if you wanna hook up be clear with your intentions you'll save her a lot of time. Most of all you'll save yourself time cause you can just move on instead of investing these lame ass ambiguous questions into a girl that is obviously not as into you as you might think. It's like you have never spoken to a woman before.
Can he humiliate himself anymore than he already has? I'm willing to be she's messaging 5 other guys at the same time, and OP will just slowly be forgotten about, ignored, and blocked.
Why is this on YouTube?
Because op just uploaded it. Its his junkie ex who broke up with him when she got bored of putting up with him for his money. He keeps those vids as reminders that what he did was worth it. Delusional
I broke up with her and yeah it sucks now that Im single. wish I never did it. so yeah im on /b/ fk you too!!! def not worth it, I got depressed and gambled away a ton of money.
this shit is better than any Log thread
Yeah and i gave you a heartfelt real response then but it didnt line up with the people kissing your ass so you ignored it. Being single doesnt suck. Youre so fucking delusional man.
she is/was persistent OP. now get a date going or you'll loose.
and pls don't act like a beta cuck on the date acting like her BFF pls don't be a faggot
cus idgaf my porns already on the interwebs and im depressed after i broke up with the most important thing in my life and she doesnt give a fuck so i dont give a fuck about anything.
Youre the kind of faggot who gets upset over something and calls it depression. Fuck you! Not to mention it was all self-induced. You KNEW she was a junkie yet you gave her money AND drove her to her fucking tricks. I forgot this is all what you really want though. The ultimate submission. Youre welcome then
WTF u want me to time stamp? Im the fkn chinese piano guy. OMGGG u guys LOL.
brain is another word for head baka
fuck off Op you turbo Nig.
You're not contributing to this family friendly environment at all with your stupid thread. What the fuck is the point of this thread? I came here for laughs but all I feel is angery.
Rape you next week
ok well that doesn't mean my depression and regret that shes no longer in my life isn't real. even though its whats best for me. I really regret losing all that money gambling though.
do you even art "bro" lmao. ive been with the hottest girls imaginable so blow meeeee
Holy fucking shit! You are a complete retard. We have tried to help you for hours and still you write this shit. Stop having this beta/autism conversation and listen to /b! God dammit
OMG hes's one of those Vaperfags.
at least you can play piano (tho u miss some keys) you autist, show her the video and you got half her pussy granted
OP is a beta coward who is afraid to take control.
let her know of your intentions with a simple "My intention is to fuck you? whats yours?"
Instead OP is doing this silly back and forth questioning thing where she will untimately give in or ignore you for being such a fucking pussy
>can only imitate the greats
>will never compose anything of his own
it's funny tho, in that blowjob vid you said the cringiest shit, and you could see her visibly disgusted by it
she was also visibly disgusted by having to blow you lmao (at the very least, irritated because she was basically sucking a piece of rubber with no reaction)
you're so pathetic, you can't even take great advice from an infamous community
jesus christ........ you actually cannot accomplish anything..
I swear this all has to be some huge troll you're playing on us
between the cringy messaging which ignores the golden, unflawed advice from /b/
and the fucking small-dick, empty parrot-pianist persona you have going......
this cannot be real, no one is this pathetic
god you're shit at this. do yourself a favor, never use xD again. get the fuck out of the house, get some sun, hit the gym, and dont call someone babe whom of which just expressed that they arnt comfortable around new people. guess what, you are "new people" to her
who am i even kidding, you barely qualify as a human being you ugly worthless fuck
are u that guy who was giving me advice? what was your last advice to me? I may have missed it.
you can try and pretend that ur into being talked down to from total strangers that are in no way going to every consider willingly enter a 50 mile radius of you to try and scare off the trolls, but seriously
you're ugly, worthless, and no girl is ever going to like you ever. you couldn't even get your average ugly btard to talk to you for more than 5 minutes. you're repulsive, please just end it all already, knowing people like you genuinely exist makes me rethink shooting up a school and targeting the weird kids. you should not have been allowed to reach adulthood.