Celeb th-thread: alphas ode and wine while s-sissies clean the cupboards o-out...
F-First o-of all g-good s-sir: w-welcome t-to the Celeb Thread Saloon... P-Please s-sit d-down and m-make y-yourself c-comfortable and l-let m-me t-tell y-you a-a tale o-of a-a wonderful b-beautiful celeb m-mistress, adored b-by m-millions, a-a princess, who h-happenstanced t-to fall in l-love w-with a-a b-beta broom s-sweeper a-against h-her b-better judgment...
A) Even if they did exist that'd be illegal to both have possesion of and post,,,
B) Don't believe everything you hear on Drama Alert
you will never see a vagina irl anon, and if you ever do you'll likely be sentenced to death by a jury of your peers in a court of law.
and it's not because the way you look, or mental illnesses you might have, but because of the way you choose to act.
there are no bigger losers in the world than you sir.
My kik is gsm453
Sarah Snyder, a model who dated Jaden Smith
You should get it, but ok~
all I'm saying is that John Callahan made a fucking cartoon whilst being paraplegic I'm not tryna defend the stutter fag.
Oh my god.. I want to squeeze that booty with the palm of my hands...
little baby cracked a nail:
this is terrible!
why should she have to suffer
like an ordinary crumb boy!
Patience. I think you'll be happy with he one I chose for you to cum to
she looks like a 10 year old in a woman's body :thinking:
a pedo's ultimate fantasy girl
P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sirs... I-I know I-I d-did m-many a-a great d-disservice i-in m-my d-dealings w-with p-poor V-Vic... I-Imagine h-her s-struggling w-with h-her f-feelings o-over m-me wh-when m-most m-men w-wouldn't think t-twice a-about blasting m-my h-head o-off i-in a-a dark c-city f-field w-with a-a handgun... A-And i-if th-they knew a-about what I-I d-did t-to V-Vic I-I shutter t-to think o-of wh-what could h-happen...
I'm more upset with Victoria to be honest. She shouldn't have a brain and should be mindlessly sucking off all the hard cocks in this thread.
cya space cowboy.
What's wrong with cowboy bebop anon?
I-I'm s-sorry g-good s-sir; I-I d-don't know th-this Herman C-Cobbwit you speak o-of...
I-I m-must s-say th-that's v-very alpha o-of y-you g-good s-sir s-since th-there a-are m-millions o-of m-men w-who w-want h-her and m-many m-men w-would t-treat h-her l-like a-an absolute p-princess p-pristine, not a-a trashy tongued t-tramp...
She's just helping me with cable management.
what do you think?
Why put her up on that pedestal? I'd rather have her on her knees with her mouth open, waiting for an anon to put his cock into just like how she did with all those tv/movie producers.
no... not yet
maybe I am./..
no idea I'd still rather take her out on a nice date.
thanks I guess...
and you won't
not from sabs anyway
I-I'm v-very s-sorry f-for a-affronting y-you and m-many alpha b-boomers b-by t-taking h-her a-away from s-such d-duties w-with m-my l-lies and a-activities, p-plopped into h-her m-mind a-and heart, l-like a-a-a cheap b-beer b-brand t-to a drunken s-sot... W-What a-a sap sh-she i-is t-to believe i-in m-me... N-Now I-I d-don't w-want y-you t-to kick m-my s-stomach i-in w-with those n-nasty b-boots o-of y-yours o-or s-step o-on m-my Adam's Apple until m-my t-tongue dries and h-hangs o-out good s-sir...
best of luck anon
baby's so tired and
she still has to take
her late night pee!
tiptoeing through the tulips,
into the white bowl room,
avoiding if at all possible
the wolves howling outside,
blood thirsty and looking
with the meanest eyes
for baby riding hoods
to devour with big sharp teeth!
I'm sure she won't mind
Nice colour imo
she is cute anon but i personally prefer her sister sarah
I can understand that but disagree
disagree and I don't usually like too much makeup
She doesn't look like a guy.
Feminine jawline, feminine lips, feminine eyes, feminine cheek bones.
let me guess, she has a large forehead so that must mean she looks like a man... fuck all the other shit about her that's feminine right?
You can call her ugly and that would just boil down to personal taste, it wouldn't make you stupid. But calling someone who looks quite feminine a boy... now that makes you look stupid.
That makes 2 of us.
Fine and you?
I'm pretty good myself.
that's the same image I posted anon...
I want to see her in Squirrel Girl attire so I can fap to her and so we can have more SG r34
Jesus Christ dude, you make this thread every single day in that weak beta character you've created for what?
No one thinks you're clever or creative. You're not undercutting the wannabe alpha males or the stigma against betas.
Why continue with this faggotry?
Always has been
that's just how they are..
you didn't know exactly what happened though anon...
but you couldn't tell what positions we did...
likely has already
wouldn't surprise me
Dakota kicking you in the balls while she cuts your throat?
You best show us picture proof you came for her virgin bitch boi
Don't have kik, do it here bitch. You're anonymous after all, no reason to hide your love for your queen
Here you are, bitch boi, let Nicki milk your virgin cock with her ass
Love wrinkled soles...
Also sorry, had something to do
Everyone realises you're trying to be a snowflake in a sea of /b/, but holyshit does your typing rage me something fierce. Kys