Celeb th-thread: alphas ode and wine while s-sissies clean the cupboards o-out...
>>741634699
reality son, where you sit on that same chair every day, all day, posting like a retard, circle jerking with some homos.
>>741634799
jokes on you, there's no chair LUL
my, you look like such a fool
>>741634922
ever try listening to yourself ?
i wouldn't recommend it though
>>741635215
>>741635237
>>741635112
Oh Sarah...
>>741634799
F-First o-of all g-good s-sir: w-welcome t-to the Celeb Thread Saloon... P-Please s-sit d-down and m-make y-yourself c-comfortable and l-let m-me t-tell y-you a-a tale o-of a-a wonderful b-beautiful celeb m-mistress, adored b-by m-millions, a-a princess, who h-happenstanced t-to fall in l-love w-with a-a b-beta broom s-sweeper a-against h-her b-better judgment...
>>741635284
Yes?
>>741635333
Nothing... just looking
>>741635441
I see
Cash me ousside girl nudes yo
So does that Die Antwoord bitch have nudes?
>>741635506
Fucking hell... that body is too much
>>741635510
>>741635510
A) Even if they did exist that'd be illegal to both have possesion of and post,,,
B) Don't believe everything you hear on Drama Alert
>>741635558
>>741635689
God damn, perfect young ass
>>741635752
>>741635828
Posting pics like that knowing the effect it has on cocks
>>741635510
That would be classed as cp you fucking butt plug
>>741635858
Mhm~
>>741635937
Fuck, you can tell... no panties...
>>741634699
You are worthless.
>>741635981
>>741636084
Careful now... you're gonna make me cum at this rate
>>741634699
You are a hero.
Shine on.
>>741636123
So soon?
>>741635292
you will never see a vagina irl anon, and if you ever do you'll likely be sentenced to death by a jury of your peers in a court of law.
and it's not because the way you look, or mental illnesses you might have, but because of the way you choose to act.
there are no bigger losers in the world than you sir.
>>741636186
It's too much... also I haven't been with anyone...
>>741636186
>>741636084
>>741635937
>>741635828
>>741635689
>>741635506
>>741635333
>>741635112
I don't know who she is, but damn is she hot.
>>741636282
My kik is gsm453
>>741636285
Sarah Snyder, a model who dated Jaden Smith
>>741635292
meanwhile back in R E A L I T Y
a paraplegic homeless man with AIDS has a better chance than you
>>741636397
White. Blonde. Cute. With an awesome body. And already been blacked?
Fuck yeah!
>>741636397
I don't have a kik sadly but it's okay... these pics will drain me quick with how hard I'm fucking my hand...
>>741636457
Yup
>>741636467
You should get it, but ok~
>>741636568
I'll write down your name and add you when I do, I really appreciate the pics. Feels so good
>>741636431
Reminder that a paraplegic man suiffering with alcoholism made Pelswick.
Don't underestimate paraplegics.
>>741636682
Enjoy
>>741636710
quick herman, jump off a bridge
this is what you've been waiting for .. you sad fucking git
>>741636735
Definitely am, gonna cum to the next bikini pic I can already feel it
another day
same thread
same pictures
same circlejerk fags
how do you people not get tired of this ?
>>741636805
kek
>>741636805
all I'm saying is that John Callahan made a fucking cartoon whilst being paraplegic I'm not tryna defend the stutter fag.
>>741636878
Then I won't post one yet
>>741636917
Please... I need it
>>741636903
Speak to him alone...slowlier.
>>741637025
Not yet
>>741634699
Oh my god.. I want to squeeze that booty with the palm of my hands...
>>741637060
My hand feels perfect... I don't know how long I'll last
>>741637137
Don't cum, anon
>>741637213
Okay... I'll listen...
>>741637137
>my hand feels perfect... I don't know how long i'll last
Is this guy speaking in fucking hentai quotes? That's cringey as shit
>>741637271
Thank you
>>741637040
nani?
>>741637303
it's a bot to keep herman company, sttt though, don't tell him
those cringe levels are impossible for a human being
little baby cracked a nail:
this is terrible!
why should she have to suffer
like an ordinary crumb boy!
>>741637331
Just no promises if I end up cumming all over myself because I can't hold it...
>>741637400
>insufferable
in·suf·fer·a·ble
adj
intolerable; unendurable
>>741637453
Patience. I think you'll be happy with he one I chose for you to cum to
>>741637539
Okay... I trust you, I'm sure if it's a bikini pic I'll cum hard
>>741637367
ai is amazing these days, we're quite proud of it.
do you think convincing herman would count towards passing the Turing test ?
i'm stretching here, i know, i know
>>741637579
>>741637659
FUCK... I have to try my hardest to not cum to pics like that...
>>741637317
Probably a lot saggier now as those pics are back when she was 19.
>>741637737
>>741637659
she looks like a 10 year old in a woman's body :thinking:
>>741637816
Fuck I can't...
>>741637779
>>741637893
Here you go. Have a nice night~
>>741637939
Here you go. Have a nice potato quality pic.
>>741637939
Fuck yes! Amazing
>>741637939
a pedo's ultimate fantasy girl
>>741638250
no traps please
>>741638192
Yiss
>>741636130
>>741637079
>>741636003
>>741636431
>>741636204
P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sirs... I-I know I-I d-did m-many a-a great d-disservice i-in m-my d-dealings w-with p-poor V-Vic... I-Imagine h-her s-struggling w-with h-her f-feelings o-over m-me wh-when m-most m-men w-wouldn't think t-twice a-about blasting m-my h-head o-off i-in a-a dark c-city f-field w-with a-a handgun... A-And i-if th-they knew a-about what I-I d-did t-to V-Vic I-I shutter t-to think o-of wh-what could h-happen...
>>741638216
is that nessa?
>>741638363
that's not a trap anon.
>>741638363
>>741638504
see the pattern ..
it's just herman getting desperate for attention, posting his usual gay bait
>>741638385
Yass
>>741638504
I'm more upset with Victoria to be honest. She shouldn't have a brain and should be mindlessly sucking off all the hard cocks in this thread.
>>741638703
>>741638192
>>741638536
ok well she looks like one. bye
>>741638250
DSLs
>>741638812
cya space cowboy.
>>741638823
I know...
>>741638926
know what? ;)
>>741638926
fucking nerd
>>741638216
>a pedo's ultimate fantasy girl
>pedo
>developed tits and ass
you have to pick one
>>741639009
That they're nice
>>741639114
i wish she'd let me give her a full body massage
>>741639088
You want them on your cock right anon?
>>741639043
What's wrong with cowboy bebop anon?
>>741639168
maybe...
>>741639088
well thats a good thing to know right? :)
>>741639167
would snatch her off the streets and throw her into my van :)
>>741639203
No maybe about it, you want her on her knees slobbering on your cock
>>741639203
Hey anon, don't tell him she sucks you while you post.
Margot Robbie
Any Dakota?
>>741639160
I'd settle for giving her a butt massage.
>>741639237
>wtf
Watches at 0 $?
>>741639212
yeah
>>741639298
...
>>741639327
I won't
>>741639462
Does Sabs deepthroat you?
>>741639462
On her knees, between your legs, under your desk it sounds like...
>>741638643
I-I'm s-sorry g-good s-sir; I-I d-don't know th-this Herman C-Cobbwit you speak o-of...
>>741638776
I-I m-must s-say th-that's v-very alpha o-of y-you g-good s-sir s-since th-there a-are m-millions o-of m-men w-who w-want h-her and m-many m-men w-would t-treat h-her l-like a-an absolute p-princess p-pristine, not a-a trashy tongued t-tramp...
>>741639404
Fuck yeah man. Dat ass
>>741639506
yes...
>>741639511
She's just helping me with cable management.
>>741639462
and what about those feet, what are they doing?
>>741639605
Does her throat feel really tight or what?
>>741639605
How can she be helping if she's too busy sucking...
>>741639609
what do you think?
>>741639632
yeah...
>>741639650
....
>>741639541
Why put her up on that pedestal? I'd rather have her on her knees with her mouth open, waiting for an anon to put his cock into just like how she did with all those tv/movie producers.
>>741639755
Is she sucking you right now anon...?
>>741639755
How much pleasure are you in right now anon, from 1 - 10?
>>741639823
-999/10
>>741639755
hmm idk, maybe they're in your mouth?
>>741639813
yes
>>741639823
10...
>>741639872
no... not yet
>>741639925
You're gonna fill up her mouth...
>>741639925
Can I use her mouth after you...
>>741639925
then what are they doing?
>>741639979
maybe I am./..
>>741640029
no
>>741640043
nothing
>>741639883
never get tired of stroking to her
>>741640108
Why are you so lewd today anon?
>>741640108
Why not anon... I wanna know how it feels...
>>741637617
rofl
>>741640108
but you want them there don't you?
>>741640140
no idea I'd still rather take her out on a nice date.
>>741640157
,,,
>>741640202
perhaps
>>741640247
Grab the back of her head with both of your hands and thrust upwards into her mouth.
I would never ask you for Sabs anon btw.
>>741640247
just imagine them nice and sweaty
>>741640247
I haven't felt anything like that... I know I'd probably cum the second I felt her lips but still...
>>741640359
thanks I guess...
>>741640359
sounds nice
>>741640377
and you won't
not from sabs anyway
>>741640588
I think you came anon.
>>741636084
That waist! I'd separate her hips a bit. .
>>741640588
But from who...
>>741639766
I-I'm v-very s-sorry f-for a-affronting y-you and m-many alpha b-boomers b-by t-taking h-her a-away from s-such d-duties w-with m-my l-lies and a-activities, p-plopped into h-her m-mind a-and heart, l-like a-a-a cheap b-beer b-brand t-to a drunken s-sot... W-What a-a sap sh-she i-is t-to believe i-in m-me... N-Now I-I d-don't w-want y-you t-to kick m-my s-stomach i-in w-with those n-nasty b-boots o-of y-yours o-or s-step o-on m-my Adam's Apple until m-my t-tongue dries and h-hangs o-out good s-sir...
>>741640588
ofc it sounds nice...
>>741640629
no
>>741640687
anyone else
>>741640889
true...
>>741641071
Do you think Dove would take me?
>>741641071
Are you on the edge in her mouth anon?
>>741641114
yeah
>>741641120
,,,,
>>741641369
Just let it go anon, fill up her lovely mouth with cum.
>>741641369
forgot image...
>>741641243
>>741641435
:O if Dove will take me... yay :)
>>741641435
thats quite the outfit
>>741641606
best of luck anon
>>741641712
agreed
>>741641784
black toes
>>741641784
Thanks! But I'm pretty sure Dove will make me cum even quicker... not sure if she'll like that
baby's so tired and
she still has to take
her late night pee!
tiptoeing through the tulips,
into the white bowl room,
avoiding if at all possible
the wolves howling outside,
blood thirsty and looking
with the meanest eyes
for baby riding hoods
to devour with big sharp teeth!
>>741641874
CAN I LICK YUR PISSHOEL?
>>741641837
I'm sure she won't mind
>>741641819
Nice colour imo
>>741642048
Is Sabs looking up into your eyes?
>>741642048
I'm not sure, I would probably end up blowing in her mouth and I'm not sure if she's into that or not
>>741641243
>>741641243
What the fuck happened to her face? She used to be so hot.
>>741642066
yeah...
>>741642087
idk
>s.t.
>>741642048
very nice color :)
>>741634774
>>741635633
>>741639462
>>741639203
>>741639088
>>741638536
>>741638250
>>741639605
>>741639755
>>741639925
>>741640247
>>741640108
>>741640588
>>741641071
>>741641435
>>741641784
>>741642048
she is cute anon but i personally prefer her sister sarah
>>741642406
I can understand that but disagree
>>741642246
agreed
>>741642468
What a cute boy
>>741642583
too much makeup
>>741642664
disagree and I don't usually like too much makeup
>>741639974
Fuck. She looks really good here. Hnng
ELLE
>>741642604
She doesn't look like a guy.
Feminine jawline, feminine lips, feminine eyes, feminine cheek bones.
let me guess, she has a large forehead so that must mean she looks like a man... fuck all the other shit about her that's feminine right?
You can call her ugly and that would just boil down to personal taste, it wouldn't make you stupid. But calling someone who looks quite feminine a boy... now that makes you look stupid.
>>741643245
Nah dude that's a boy
>>741643245
Anon said he was a CUTE boy
>>741644165
Work is easy guys
>>741644175
kek
>>741644440
???
>>741644527
I'm at work but nothing to do
>>741644627
ah...
>>741639167
God tier ass
>>741644440
>>741644627
Let me work on your dick, faggot.
>>741644697
>>741644784
How're you?
>>741644627
That makes 2 of us.
>>741644735
No
>>741644849
Fine and you?
>>741644962
Perfect
>>741644527
Well then, damn..
>>741644787
Man I'd love to spank that ass
>>741645180
I'm pretty good myself.
>>741645366
???
>>741645409
Did you finish in Sabs' mouth anon?
>>741645989
That is awesome
>>741645980
perhaps...
>>741646228
Was it a lot?
>>741646228
>>741646302
perhaps
>>741646430
that's the same image I posted anon...
>>741646235
queen of tits
I want to see her in Squirrel Girl attire so I can fap to her and so we can have more SG r34
>>741634699
anybody have those Vic gifs on dropbox?
>>741639398
>>741647232
>>741646502
>>741646430
>>741646228
Why do her toes anyways look swollen or something?
>>741634699
Jesus Christ dude, you make this thread every single day in that weak beta character you've created for what?
No one thinks you're clever or creative. You're not undercutting the wannabe alpha males or the stigma against betas.
Why continue with this faggotry?
>>741647685
my cock is ready for this
>>741647685
My cock isn't ready for this but god damnit it'll be great
>>741647710
Always has been
Any new celeb leaks last night, bros? Eight hours ago I saw promising shit - maybe new Anne Hathaway and Emma Watson. Not seeing anything in this thread...
>>741647842
proceed
>>741647566
Dakota and her sister need to get in my bed
>>741647989
>>741647836
>>741647934
>>741647361
that's just how they are..
>>741648046
Kiss each other with tongues
>>741648126
what a lovely ass
>>741648129
Sabs likes cowgirl?
>>741647361
because she will get fat in a few years, mark my words.
>>741647842
Utterly fucking repulsive. Fuck this gay earth.
i'll cum tribute your fav celeb pic on kik: paintedherbro
>>741648176
>>741648229
that is personal info...
>>741648385
I heard you guys remember
>>741648046
Who is naughtier of the Fannings anon?
https://imgur.com/a/uNyFh
>>741648318
Post a sample
>>741648463
you didn't know exactly what happened though anon...
>>741648574
Sabs was very vocal...
>>741648549
Dakota
>>741648611
Is she a bad influence on Elle?
>>741648597
but you couldn't tell what positions we did...
>>741635292
beta here,
betas dont fucking stutter every single fucking word
>>741648642
good for us
>>741648675
Sabs gave it away with what she said sometimes...
>>741648711
When is she gonna fuck someone with Elle by her side?
>>741648745
likely has already
>>741648318
why not here?
>>741648805
Would she let her man switch to Elle's holes?
>>741648862
wouldn't surprise me
>>741648714
ah...
>>741648968
That's my ultimate fantasy anon
>>741648976
I never knew she had such a dirty mouth
>>741648996
Dakota kicking you in the balls while she cuts your throat?
>>741649013
only sometimes...
>>741649118
I'd let her kick me and abuse me if she brought Elle along.
>>741648329
Omg my virgin cock is dying to shoot :s
>>741649160
You must have made her so horny that night
Did you guys hear Row?
>>741649161
>>741649311
forgot image
>>741649192
You best show us picture proof you came for her virgin bitch boi
>>741649375
I've not cum yet, do you have Kik? I'll show you there sir
>>741635112
Oh, Sarah, sometimes I'd like to be a nigger just to have a chance with you.
>>741649419
Don't have kik, do it here bitch. You're anonymous after all, no reason to hide your love for your queen
>>741649529
Unnnnf, yes sir, if you order me to cum to a certain picture of the queen
where is the YouTube anon?
>>741649630
Here you are, bitch boi, let Nicki milk your virgin cock with her ass
>>741648976
Love wrinkled soles...
Also sorry, had something to do
>>741649855
OMG NIKKI
How about some actual celebs?
>>741649976
No problem.
>>741640080
Holy shit
>>741649992
so close to quads
also where's the pic faggot
>>741634699
Everyone realises you're trying to be a snowflake in a sea of /b/, but holyshit does your typing rage me something fierce. Kys
>>741650178
Those Sab feet...
If the guy who makes those faprace YouTube videos sees this
please do one on this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
>>741649992
>>741650313
I know...
>>741637539
Who is she?
>>741649294
She's gotta abuse Elle a little too.
Jesus
>>741650443
>>741650531
I need the agreement in writing
boop
>>741650849
>>741651230
we got a new thread bby