Hello /b/, I steal shit from cars that are left unlocked during the middle of the night.
>Stop being a nigger
Here is tonight's haul...
I've been doing this for the better part of the year now and this is my best night in terms of cash (over $500).
Ask me anything...
Most alarms only set when doors are locked, only smash window if you see a purse.
Carry something porcelain to smash, or be prepared to use a 30lb rock.
Windows are actually hard to.Smash.
(Used to do what Op does for 4 years in the 90s.
The cars that are unlocked don't go off if they are opened. The only time the alarm goes off is if someone forcefully unlocks a locked car door.
The best thing was a iPad pro
The weirdest thing was a bag full of weed
It is scary the first time but gets easier as you go. Open the passenger door so you don't have to crawl over the steering wheel. Go for the middle compartment box, glove box, sunglass trey, and the door pockets. Leave the car exactly how you found it (Minus valuables).
I used to do it for a quick buck (reselling portable chargers, ray-bans, and other shit on ebay) but now I just do it for the hell of it. I do find prescriptions and weed a lot but don't usually take it (stuff like that stands out).
Give rough area, used to do this shit in northern suburban town in Arizona and would be decent but never that much money. One time found full prescription of Vicodin. Best few weeks of school
I am not a total piece of shit. You will not believe how many children's wallets I find in the center console. Usually they are stocked with cash because mommy and daddy want to teach them how to save their money. I never fuck with that shit.
I leave mine unlocked. Why? Because I don't leave anything valuable in the car. If I lock it they just bust out the window, which costs me about $150 to fix, and they still walk away empty handed. Easier just to avoid the broken glass.
I highly doubt the alarm system on my 50k car would be foiled that easily. I think you are just 12 and a kid at recess told you this malarkey. Also if the car is not ancient, the bumpers are fiberglass, which does not carry eletrical current.
You stole a used ecig...
Give it back tyrone.
Dont wanna be a faggot but me and some buddies used to smash windows after club nights.
Biggest thing we ever smashed was this 7ft by 3 foot (rough estimate) living room window of a drug dealer.
But holy shit out of the endless cars we smashed only 1 car had an alarm. Wasn't even a rich area.
Never grabbed shit though, just vandalism.
Funniest story was trying to smash a van windshield with a wine bottle my buddy in the front seat finished chugging. We were going about 30 on a side street and it hit the van just right and disappeared into the night,
As we wondered where it went and slowed down slighty, the wine bottle shattered on the roof of the van we were in. Good times,
shit I just got two people arrested this summer for doing this in my neighborhood.
just wait until an insomniac with good hearing like me notices you op
btw, you female? both were female in my neighborhood. seems like a bitch or junky crime.
I'm sure you are, but confidence leads to being so sure of yourself that you aren't as careful anymore, and someday you're gonna slip up and get arrrested. You could leave it all right now with 0 risk and all the profit you've made so far.
>cars that are left unlocked
i mean...i guess i'm ok with this? kind of? but i used to know a guy with a car that didn't lock, he just never left anything valuable in it.
as long as you didn't take a dump one like that i guess it could be worse.
i mean you are a bad person but dont leave your car unlocked. why would you?
Yeah. Nothing happened to me though.
>See an open garage at 3am with a porche inside
>Walk past the house and check for cameras
>Get into the car and find like $50 in the center console
>Snatch it and get out
>Car pulls into the fucking driveway
>I have shit pulled over my face
>Guy starts telling me to get the fuck out
>I yell sorry as I run like the Usain Bolt
>Hide in bushes until I think im good
>Go back to my car when the guy pulls out of nowhere
>Tell him that I saw some white kid running in the opposite direction
>prevent people like me from stealing my stolen shit.
>The cars that are unlocked don't go off if they are opened. The only time the alarm goes off is if someone forcefully unlocks a locked car door
kek I hope you don't car hop with this idea in your faggot head, you'll get caught. My alarm goes off no matter if it is locked or not, and so do many others. You're retarded.
100%, not OP but drug dealer, wine bottle story guy
Our last time, and cocky-iest time was all me.
Drunk off my ass with a baseball bat, I "home ran" a shit ton of side mirrors, and hopped back in my buddies van. As we turned the corner
> a wall of police vehicles with the lights flashing
Thank fuck they weren't for us. We kindly pulled to the side and none of them stopped us.
For everyone and OP, and those who believe in karma
>One night i walk my dawg
Pass a group of drung 30-somethings and beer cans scattered all over the front lawn
One of these fucks yank an earbud out and "force" me to chug a beer
I thank him, do the "bro my bro" shit and head home
>About an hour later
I'm having a smoke on the roof
See people breaking into cars
They get to my car
For whatever reason they punch out the side mirrors and I can hear 2 dude laughing about cutting his hands.
Same dudes that made me chug a beer
I bring my car to the entrance of the neighborhood and leave it (LOCKED AND WITH NO VALUABLES). Then I walk like 10 minutes and start my shit.
Every place that I go is a higher end community. When cash and ray-bans go missing, they don't assume theft.
>in thread about niggers stealing from unlocked cars
>"HURR DURR YOUR ALARM IS SHIT, IT GOES OFF EVEN WHEN IT'S UNLOCKED
>what is logic?
You really are retarded. I can turn it on or off with the push of a button, nigger.
The same thing happened to me kinda
I was a freshman in highschool and was in a garage and the guy pulls in I tried running but then he stopped me with his door but then I just ran away shook
OP is a scrub. 30lb rock? FUCK THAT.
Get yourself one of these. One click and the entire window cracks. No noise except for the fractured glass hitting the ground.
>>in thread about niggers stealing from unlocked cars
>>"HURR DURR YOUR ALARM IS SHIT, IT GOES OFF EVEN WHEN IT'S UNLOCKED
>>what is logic?
>You really are retarded. I can turn it on or off with the push of a button, nigger.
You are a lying faggot. Good day to you Miss
I Slip on tubular headgear over nose and pull my hoodie up
I case all of the houses around it. If there is a camera (including ring doorbells) any where near the car I will just keep walking.
After I am sure that there are no cameras, I walk up to the passenger side door (not the front because of the steeringwheel) and check for a flashing red light on the inside. It will be very obvious. (the red light indicates that the car is locked).
Sometimes I just ignore the red light and try the door anyways
If it doesnt open I walk away
If it does, I dive right into the center console. 75% of the good shit is in there. Next is the glove box. Then the sunglass holder and then the door pockets. I am in there for no longer than a minute.
I then close the door softly and push hard until i hear a click.
then i walk away normally
I got super lucky tonight. I found 3 wallets.
one was on the dash
one was in the center console
one was in the driver side door pocket
most cash is in the center console or in misplaced wallets.
I used to do the same thing with 2 other friends. We even stole car tires from expensive cars. They usually have these build in radios that you can pop out quite easily and they for 800 euro each. We made big money that time. Even airbags and we usually found little parking money on the side too. Lots of navigation systems too. Good times bro. Just walk to a row of cars and see if the door is open. There's always a big chance some are. Good times
Hey OP, I never leave my door open but once I was sat playing some league when I hear the sound of some leaves crunch outside (it was autumn) at the time. I though it was a fox or cat or some shit, but it was dark out so I couldn't see anything.
I was just about to turn back to my PC when I heard the distinctive sound of the car cover being whipped off the side of my car.
That fuck I didn't have a head set on otherwise I would have not heard all this.
Without thinking I went through the back door silently as possible and sneaked around to the front only to see some skinny faggot fucking with my car door, he was just about to give up because I saw him putting the car cover back over the door (I assume he lifted it up to see if my door was unlocked).
I ran at him and tackled him onto the ground and beat the piece of shit senseless, of course, this was only after I took a look at his face to make sure it wasn't someone I knew, as it could have been a misunderstanding if it were, but surely enough, it wasn't.
Needless to say he never came back.
You will get your comeuppance soon OP, but I hope whoever you try to steal from has less mercy than me, and just blows your tiny little brain out your skull, and rids your miserable existence off the face of the plant.
That was my story and rant, thanks for listening.
I never suggested the "30lb rock". Broken windows are an immediate indicator that your car has been broken into. If you just take shit in cars that are unlocked, they just think they lost it on their own.
Friend of mine was into stealing heavy equipment/tucks and would give me everything that he found in cabs.
Got ton of panasonic laptops and motorola/vertex radios that way.
He started in that business as radio tech, he was really good with jammers and with finding gps trackers. Don't know about US but here in Europe most of such vehicles have 3-4 trackers. Factory, insurance company, owner, everyone installs one and try to hide it in most obscure place possible.
friend once stole a homeless mans wallet while he was asleep with an EBT in it and all of his information. once he did that I stopped doing all of this shit because I still feel really fucking bad about it and I'm not even the one that did it. It's not too late to change the error of your ways anon. God speed.
Sure. All my shit is put away but ill send the same position of the bed with blankets...
On newer cars there are red lights that indicate that the alarm is set (aka doors locked). You are correct about not all red lights mean that the doors are locked. That is why I said that I usually just try the door anyways.
>keeps valuables in their car
>leaves the door unlocked
>waaaaaah OP you're a piece of shit stop robbing me because of my own stupidity!
I don't care about anyone else's opinions, so if you disagree with me, I really couldn't give a fuck, but I think if Sharia law does even just ONE THING right, that thing is the punishment of getting your hands cut off for thieves.
This should be applied everywhere.
Look man, I car hopped for years. You absolutely CANNOT think in absolute terms. There were times when I would open a nice looking car's door which had no light and an alarm would go off.
There were times where I would open a car door that had a light on and nothing would happen, and yet again there were times I would open the door on a car that had a light and the alarm would go off even though it was unlocked.
> Somebody makes a thread with interesting og
> Attack of the moral fags, playing captain obvious.
fuck of to a YLYL thread and kill yourself, if you cant suspend your moral judgment for even a moment.
Honestly, I do it for the rush. The only way you get caught is if you get on a camera (or ring doorbell) and do it in your neighborhood. Do it late at like 1am when everyone but the cave dwelling /b/tards are sleeping.
>cant suspend your moral judgment for even a moment.
Its really hard to suspend moral judgement when you are stealing out of random peoples cars. Its not like its a faceless corporation, just regular people trying to make it like the rest of us.
>oh no, people voicing their opinions on /b/
You must be new here, it's okay man, this happens all the time.
I'd say probably the worst I've stolen was a school truancy van when i was sixteen. Somehow got away with driving it around for about a month and a half until my older buddy was found sleeping in it cus he was homeless. Idk why he wasn't detained. He gave them a story about "it was open and I just crashed in it for the night" but idk what really happened. My group of buddies were bad kids though. Stole alot of shit shot back then to fuel our drugs and drinking. Glad I got out of those friendships otherwise i'd be in prison by now I'm sure. On another note: I'm going to court on the 23rd. Wish me luck faggots. Kek.
yeah it was really fucked. We used to hit really nice neighborhoods but we were drunk and fucking around one night and he asked me if I wanted to car hop, which of course I said yes because it's fun as fuck. we were behind some gas station and there was a homeless dude just passed out drunk so my friend went through his shit and took his wallet. I told him not to do it but he did anyways. It was about 3 years ago and I still think about how badly we fucked that guy over. Can't even imagine all the bull shit he had to go through to get it all back. There wasn't anything valuable even in the wallet my friend just did it to be a dick head. Anyways, hopefully one day, like I said, you'll learn the error of your ways. Until then have fun and don't get caught. :)
OP, what cars are you more likely to target? More expensive ones?
I'd feel bad stealing from a shitty car obviously driven by a poor person. Just making them even more dirt poor at that point
If I ever catch one of you I am going beat your ass, tie you down, and fuck you in the ass for a good 45 minutes. This is not joke. I am 100% serious.
Have fun explaining to the cops/doctors what happened.
alot of people here saying its the dumb rich dudes fault and sure thats true but its still a dick move like i keep 20$ in change and small bills in my center counsel for random things like tolls parking ect and one night i drove home real late parked in the garage and went to bed forgot to lock (i know im retarded) woke up to find all of 20$ missing i mean sure its only 20$ but still fucking annoying
Stealing is an art form.
I'm not one myself, but it's fun to read about all those masterminds who plan and perpetrate thefts.
Avoiding cameras, picking the perfect time and place, avoiding dogs if there are any, all that shit.
I knew a guy that did this years ago. He said he was teaching people a lesson for not locking their doors.
He thought he was doing a great public service that paid pretty well.
Ther were few jobs for white people back then and people got real imaginative.
this is essentially the best method. I've hit a fucking beater that was in a really nice neighborhood and came out with some of the best loot I've ever gotten. Must've been a first car of some kid with rich parents that had his cell phone, ipad and his wallet all in his backpack he left in there.
tell your friend that an anonymous person on the internet that he shouldn't care about thinks he should off himself
seriously though he seems like a fucking dick, and a nigger
>confirming a fag as a newfag
It's all mexicans and college kids at a jail five minutes from a beach. Relatively no jail politics like the valley jail where I've been a few times. Plus they have good food. Gonna be like a vacation. Sober up I guess.
he is a fucking dick, he will fuck anyone over if it benefits him in any way. Whether is be on large scale or if it only benefits him a little, he will do anything to fuck you over. I stay away from him these days, he got into drugs a lot and has since gone to jail on multiple occasions.
Also he is not a nigger but he acts like one.
> fag as a new fag, stopped reading right there
I used to do the same shit OP did when I was a teenager.
Our biggest haul was 400$, a vape, a 24 pack of budweiser, and a lot of multitools. You can get so many fucking multitools from breaking into cars.
Yeah, so did he. Just a way to make what he did sound good.
Get yourself a light that goes on whenever it detects someone, you don't even need an actual camera unless the person is extremely balsy which 9/10 times they're just stupid kids trying to make a quick buck. The light will scare them away
Have fun going to jail faggot. Reported.
>raising a fuss about which browser I use
>mfw I have every browser known to man
>not a faggot so I am not picky which I use at any given time
You are running out of ideas. Try harder newfag.
>i can use any browser i want
uses IE in 2017
I used to do this when I was 16-17; back then, cars were still pretty easy to break into, locked or not, and you used to be able to steal most of them pretty easily. Sometimes we'd hit wealthy neighbourhoods -- you'd be surprised how many people leave credit cards in their glove box!
>REEEEEEEE USING IE IN CURRENT YEAR?!?!
some people are dumb enough to leave their entire paychecks in cash, in their unlocked cars... how do i know? we grabbed a wallet someone left in plain sight on their dash one time.. had almost $500 in cash in it...
it was a dick move tho... those ppl couldn't pay their bills that month. anyhow.. why target individual ppls cars... better off going into small local businesses that are closed at night, guaranteed cash in the register. there is often over $500 in a register. $100-200 in the tray and more underneath if they didn't deposit that day.
I use it to log into my sister in law's facebook
I sell just about everything I take except for the cool shit. I found this $375 benchmade butterfly knife in a glove box. This is by far the coolest thing ive found
So edgy /b/ro. You must make women moist.
Idk that's up to you. I don't give a fuck about guns so I would leave it be. A credit card is so dumb to steal because if you use it anywhere it's tracked and you're going to be on camera using it. Best to avoid stealing a credit card.
>mfw it is Microsoft edge
>mfw you actually thought it was IE
>being this stupid
Why do you have so many of these?
I mean I really only have a few rules.
I always wear gloves and something to hide my face, never steal credit cards and if you're going to do it with someone else make sure they're trust worthy. If they get caught and you get away you don't want someone snitching on you but it's almost always best to go with another person just so you have an extra set of eyes. Other than that anything is fair game.
nowadays they are, sure.
this was back in the days of swipe and signature, though. i would sometimes sign as "alfred e newman", and no clerk ever bothered to try to match the signature.
I don't know. I've had them for years. I posted them a couple of days ago too. Also Ed, Edd, and Eddy was the bomb.
I appreciate your concern but the "FBI" reports are just hoaxes to startle me. I wont be the one to call you a newfag, but the other guys on here will jump on your shit.
Hope you're not outside of Dallas/FW area. We almost busted a car thief tonight in my neighborhood. And a neighborhood over another car got robbed with a lot of money inside. Hope it wasn't you cause we got the license plates and a picture.
I keep my AK between my box spring and my mattress, just in case.
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about? I'm not OP or a car hopper. I'm the faggot who sleeps with an AK between his mattresses ready to shoot a nigger stealing from my car.
Oh, and I have a bad back.
was it in a wallet? I've gotten my SSC stolen because it was in my wallet and they just took the whole shit and since then I've just kept it in a folder in my house.
>inb4 you're a fucking retard
>Windows are actually hard to.Smash.
What kind of pussy soft hands do you have? I've been breaking into cars off-and-off for 20 years when I find the opportunity.
Simple leather driving gloves do the job every time. Just need something to protect a fist from cuts, and the glass breaks easily because it is DESIGNED TO BREAK. Punch through then clear off the edges until you can reach in and grab the dumb bitch's purse (guaranteed cash 9/10 times).
I always leave my car open, not because I want to, but because I have a soft top off-road vehicle. Some dumb nigger like you tought it would be smart to climb into it yesterday evening, which isn't hard considering you only have to unhook the soft top and bam you are inside, but what angered me was that he was lazy enough to only unhook a few shackles, not all of them and managed to tear the material. So FUCK YOU you piece of shits who broke into cars, get a real job and stop being a nigger.