W-welcome to uhh....Tea with Hollow Alice 3D?
Is t-that what we're calling it?
If you n-need a kind word, love, advice, or p-psychological help, I'm here for you!
D-don't suffer in s-silence, Anonymous!
I l-love you too <4
W-well, why don't you t-tell me the pros and cons?
Hey whore. Who appointed you therapist? Are you some kind of failure hence your attention whoring on /b/ so frequently? Fuck off /b/itch, we don't need you.
You c-can never win against love <4
S-sorry, I'm a biological female.
I've b-been posting this way f-for six years d-dear <4 Lurk moar
Mask g-gets in the way
N-not possible <4 m-my heart is infinite!
L-lets just select a t-tea for these dubs <4
I wanna teach a 4 year-old girl to masturbate and show her porn, so we could be under the blanket and masturbate together while cuddling. I wanna kiss and lick every part of her little body while she twists her little legs and cums. Sucking my dick to make me buy her a new toy? What a little whore! Can't wait to tickle her prepubescent cunnie. That's what she gets for seducing me. If she wasn't attractive, I wouldn't do it to her.
Is this normal?
So, I've been married to my wife for 7 years together for 10. We haven't had sex in um.... a long time. We don't do much and it feels like she is just using me. I make good money and I think she is just waiting to finish her degree before she divorces me. As for the guy we have known each other for 8 months now and I haven't felt this comfortable with anyone in my life. I told him all my secrets. He is super cute too. I feel guilty about divorcing my wife if I go through with it but I want to be happy with him.
Hahaha... that toss was great!
*blinks slowly* C-can you go into more detail?
Love c-cheer and hollow masks!
Nope, s-seek medical attention.
How w-was your day Anonymous?
Here, let m-me pour you a cup of tea and w-we can talk about it <4
I'm very intrigued by Alice. I'd like to know more about you.
If y-you want to fight fruitlessly against things t-that help you, feel f-free <4
I'm l-literally hairless, b-but nice try <4
R-right? Gotta up m-my game <4
I d-do love you dearie <4
I'm a g-girl dear <4
Feel f-free to ask questions <4
For some reason the little head twitches are adorable with the hollow mask.
R-right? It conveys emotions better!
ALICE TEA INCOMING!
>If y-you want to fight fruitlessly against things t-that help you, feel f-free <4
But this love of mine is absolutely worthless.
It's not a thing that needs to exist, you know?
It's w-weird, given I host t-them every day <4
Like, twice a day.
I love my girlfriend and everything but I find myself too clingy and I think she's going to break up with me over it. Can I still fix it? She got angry and told me that I'm too dependent on her and it's unhealthy. She's still with me but I don't want to break her past her limit. We've been awkward today because of the talk we had.
I can't feel any sort of emotion for people, wether it be good or bad
Like, someone gets hit by a bus? Too bad, sucks to be them. Homeless? Oh well, there are other homeless people too, can't help everyone
Just like, I *can't* care about people, what they do, or what sort of position they're in
What a meaningless and unoriginal insult. Try harder.
I love the mask.
How to self-love?
it's an abstract concept that is basically the "frequency" that your thoughts and attitudes are in, right? but if you rationally believe your lack of self love is grounded in logic, then any attempt to shift your thoughts and attitudes into a self-love gear would be based on nothing, so it would be delusional, so it would be impossible to sustain, even though you rationally acknowledge that it would be better for you.
i believe that self-love should be unconditional but at the same time feel that my dislike of myself is reasonable, and is also compulsive or outside of my control.
I suppose you took my took my 'looking into the abyss' comment literally, you shlobby charlatan. Yoiu colon-crucified con. You alienated asinine assailant. You booger-blasted buffoon. I dare say, you are a bawdy, base-court barnacle with a droning voice, dankish apperance, and genereally crook-pated physique. You are both errant and frothy in demeanor, and put in the most simple of terms, a gorbellied fool-born flax-wench.
Hey alice! Did you ever feel....like a plastic bag?
I d-don't know what you mean <4
I m-mean, if you are unhappy w-with her and happy w-with him, it s-sounds like you should either get a divorce or at l-least confront her.
There's nothing wrong with a divorce, anonymous.
90% of the anons into her threads are betas and white knights
I've had my 4th interview with a company so things are going well and I'm confident that I'll be hired soon. However my car recently got totaled and I have almost used up all of my savings.
Would it be worth the risk if I went shopping for a new car or even spend money on things I like if I feel confident I'll get the job?
Your love is one of a kind, anon. You were the only one put in control of that body, that mind, the space you occupy.. you should share your love whenever possible.
W-well, are you too dependent on her? Does s-she have valid concerns? H-how do you act around her?
W-what about people close to you, friends, family, yourself, etc?
I'm d-done with this game *takes her ball and goes home*
Have you t-tried immodium?
I don't know tho, I just feel guilty that I wasted 10 years of her life also. She isn't a terrible person and it's like, do I really have the right to hurt someone so I can find happiness? Then at the same time I should be able to be happy with someone and the guy I like he deserves to be happy too. It's all so complicated.
No most of them are hate cultists like yourself.
The rest are just here to take a brief pause from writing cuck rps and jerking it to traps.
*blinks slowly* D-dear, you are making a whole philosophy of psychology based on t-the fact you feel bad about yourself and then m-making stuff up.
Go to a therapist. It's clear you need to work through these problems and are incapable of doing so on your own.
Paper only bitch.
Alpha and beta are n-not how humans interact
I w-would wait and also s-see if your company offers relocation expenses. M-mine did!
Ah, please don't misunderstand. I don't have a problem with love in general or even expressing and sharing my love with others.
This love is different, however. It's out of my control, really it's just too much.
It would be best for everyone if it was gone.
Well, I'll give you an example:
My sister got robbed a couple weeks ago, the only thing that I "felt" was that she shouldn't have been partying so late, that's it
My best friend is working a dead end job, can hardly make ends meet, went to school but can't find a job in his field, and all I can think is "I hope he doesn't ask me for money"
Myself? I feel very little to no emotion, I've been seeing a psychologist to try to break that barrier, but have not made any progress thus far
07 /b/ would of destroyed this stuttering cunt
Maybe you should invest in a better cut out alice mask. As long as its not like pic related
cross posting my love
I left my BPD girlfriend for obvious reasons. Has anyone ever gotten over a relationship without sleeping with someone else? Somehow I hate the fact that I might have to do this just to erase her memory
It's n-not bad! But it is evening d-darling <4
It s-sounds like obsession, n-not love.
*blinks slowly* H-how did you waste her time if you s-say she is using you?
Alice really here comes a big reply and I hope you reply back with all your seriousness possible.
Soo first things first you better than anyone should know how 4chan works since you've been here soo long. You know that 80%of us or even more, don't give a flying fuck to "your life changing advices", but the question is why submit you're self to all this harassment, the embaresement.
And the few who still come here and ask their questions with something that would look like a "real problem" but most of the time it's just people wanting a reaction from you.
Soo, why keep doing something that most people don't welcome you.
S U P E R M A N E U V E R A B I L I T Y
T-too bad you never will <4
It's j-just a joke dear <4
I s-sent it to someone known as Nevada.
S-so check schedule on m-my patreon: alicemargatroid
Then you can show up when I come on <4
You are a COCKERED, CLAY-BRAINED HALF-FACED HELL-HATED IDLE-HEADED JOITHEAD. A GLEEKING, GOATISH, IMPERTINENT, JARRINGLY INFECTIOUS FLAP-MOUTHED ILL-NURTURED IDLE-HEADED KNOTTY-PATED MILK-LIVERED ONION-EYED LOGGERHEADED MEWLING PUKING PRIBBLING PAUNCHY PEASANT. A REEKY POX-MARKED SHARD-BORNE PIGEON-EGG OF A HUMAN BEING, EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE NAUGHT BUT A ILL-BREEDED MAGGOT PIE.
Yes, t-this is all me, though I w-would have stopped this a long time ago if n-not for the love and affection of Kermit, Reimu, Louise, and m-many others.
My friends are my strength <4
S-sorry, I'm biological female <4
Obsession and love can be two similar emotions to feel, but they stem from different things. Obsession can be unhealthy, but it is easy to dial that obsession back to a healthier level of passion. If you think your love would not be accepted or returned, try to remodel it into respect.
*waves* H-hello dear! How old are you d-darling?
S-sounds like you have severe mood blunting, m-may be indicative of ASPD. W-what has your psychologist said?
Jazz and blues <4
I w-was here in 2007; it did nothing but make me kinder.
I'm gonna make sweet love to you Alice. Hope you love chocolate
Stop saying what I wanted to say but in a more concise mattwr.
*waves* H-hey Sky!
H-hard to find one.
Yes. Tons of people.
I d-don't have one.
Homosexuality is n-not a disease.
We were never able to have kids, we tried and had one miscarriage. Her dream was to have kids and we tried for a few years but then she got too old. So now she can't have kids and I feel bad if I divorce her. After she gave up on having kids her attitude changed and she started really working to get her degree and she says weird things and alludes to divorce. So I don't know. She doesn't do anything around the house, she doesn't pay bills, she just does her school work and watches TV.
>*blinks slowly* D-dear, you are making a whole philosophy of psychology based on t-the fact you feel bad about yourself and then m-making stuff up.
>Go to a therapist. It's clear you need to work through these problems and are incapable of doing so on your own.
that is probably true, but these are all psychological processes that can be framed in a logical way, no? i figure you can approach most problems in life with that kind of mindset, why not this?
i've just graduated in the US as an international, no insurance, so therapy is a little inaccessible. i did get counseling but it seemed mostly centered around more concrete things, like how i chose to live my life, etc.
He said he doesn't suspect ASPD, says I was hurt as a child and put up barriers to protect myself
The part that is consistent with that is that I can't remember almost anything from before I was about 12-13, maybe some bits here and there from being in school
Do I need to get this question every night? Is that really necessary?
First, where did you get that number? Did you do a fucking poll? Did you just invent it? Probably that last one right? How about you get some hard evidence before you get your cock out.
Let me ask you this: When is the last time you thanked your garbage man? What about your doctor? The girl behind the counter at your supermarket?
Probably never, right? Why would I expect you to be grateful to me then? Why would the harassment and embarrassment deter me? That's stupid; a job needs to get done, and I'm currently the only one able to do it.
So I'm doing it. That's all. I'm here to help, and I'll help till I can't any more.
I'm impressed. What do you do for a living? Your place looks nice, is that schedule on the fridge? It looks as if it'd be very helpful with remembering things. (Nice writing by the way)
How old is Alice, the one-woman wonder?
Even w-with cruise control, you s-still need to steer dear.
I'm s-sure someone will post it eventually.
T-thank you, but I prefer Reimu's <4
hi Jillian <4
I h-have less muscles than Nano <4
Shame on you, Alice.
*Waves* G-good to see you too! How w-was work?
I've g-got too much experience <4
S-sounds nice....is it a q-quiet night?
There already was an Alice here in 07, you dumbass! And guess what?
Anonymous loved her and spent long nights cuddling with her by the fire!
If you are unhappy, y-you should bring it up, discuss it with her, g-go to counciling....and if all that f-fails, it's not selfish to l-leave, Anonymous.
*wraps her arms tightly around your middle, squeezing tight with her head on your chest* I'm s-sorry Anonymous. I know it is a h-hard choice.
Currently, f-financial engineer <4
W-what state? I c-can pay for it.
Email me at [email protected]
It's b-been six years. Ain't g-gonna stop me now.
*blinks slowly* Hm. I m-mean, I'd listen t-to him. He'd know better than me.
what do I have to do
to be in love with someone like you
I feel like I don't have any meaningful connection with anyone, like I can't talk about anything with the girls I think are cute
I haven't had sex in a long time because I'm afraid I won't feel anything for someone who isn't special, or worse, that I'll feel something when I know it has no meaning
how do I find someone like you, who's also different like me
*squeezes tight* <4
I am a f-financial engineer, I live in NYC, and y-yes that is my schedule <4
Been a good week so far! I'm getting ready to go in at 10pm tonight.
All good with you?
Eating some supper, watching football. Nursing this broke as fuck wrist. How bout chu?
I fantasize about killling people but not in the serial killer way is that normal Alice?
You obviously are not aware.
Understanding comes from questioning what you know is true.
You believe you are in control of your head and you can choose to feel what you choose to feel. I assert that is false, and you are simply deluding yourself.
I p-prefer super cruise.
n-no, we just exchange pictures from t-time to time.
Ah fuck, i'll shitpost my stuff on the offchance, so i've recently found myself falling for a female friend of mine, the affection seems to be returned, she's been more to me than a girlfriend for the last few months, hell almost a year now, between homelessness and the other shit i need to sort out, I wont go on, because this isn't r9k but lets say i feel like the love we share isn't the same kind of love, hell i don't even feel that strong sexually about her, I feel like I need someone to hold right now.
Oh, actually, w-we get a lot of healthcare IT p-people in financial IT!
It'd be a good move for you <4
It was quite a large number, I assure you. The people who didn't like it could fit into one xat chat room. And they did.
I was here in '07. /b/ was still too busy tripping over their dicks every time some scene jailbait showed their face to care about a good intentioned RPer with a modest posting schedule.
Gtfo. I bet you came here from facebook to MAGA
S-sounds like dyslexia b-but I am not trained in that area s-sorry!
Yes, I t-think so.
Oh d-dear. I h-hope it wasn't too much.
D-depends on who is romantic to me <4
Alice1 could always bring the romantic out in me.
I did ask her about counseling once but she said no. I met her when I was living in Japan. I married her and got her a green card to the states. Japanese people are not too good with counseling. I went to a therapist by myself trying to figure it out but she was pretty useless. I'm trying to tell myself that it isn't selfish to get a divorce but this idea that I have to hurt her to be happy is well.... hard. I appreciate your advice. I can't control what happens but I think I have to divorce her I love the guy too much, he understands me and I think I deserve to be loved.
He's on /b/. Of course he fucking does you newfag
much appreciated. i shall go and sleep peacefully now. goodnight /b/tards.
Jack Daniels Distillery Quality Control.
Hello Alice. I have strange red markings appearing on my body (pic related). Could they be cancerous? Will I die?
I knew I had seen that fucking diner somewhere before!
I don't support Trump for a lot of reasons I won't go into here
I am, however, a gun owning pot smoking card carrying libertarian that has probably been telling liberals to eat shit since before you were even discussing politics.
Alice1? So you were together?
Likewise, my love.
Okay there's some flawed logic there buddy, in my country (I don't know about yours), it's courtesy say thank you for someone supplying something or a service to you just getting that out of the way. (And btw it was yesterday, I'm good friends with the 2 dudes who come pick up my trash).
Yes, it is a number I've fucking invented, but it's an rough extimation but sadly no I don't have any evidence beyond the ammount of I see in this goddamn hate I see in these threads. But okay, I see your really into this and I respect that. I'll take my leave now. Have a good day. Goodbye.
M-my schedule is on my patreon: alicemargatroid
C-check it to know when I run threads <4
Someone like me?
Boy, you don't wanna be in love with someone like me. I'm a workaholic, I spend every fuckin' minute of my day thrown into a computer or into a philanthropy project or into a whiteboard. Someone like me is someone who will love you, but always distantly. Fuck, I've got cobwebs in my cunt because of how long its been since I've had a chance to even sit on a dildo.
You don't want me. Someone like me, there will never be a cute wife or a happy husband at home to come to with a smoke and a meal. That work ethic, that determination, that insane drive....it's what makes me the best. But it's also what keeps me from havin' a normal life.
You don't want someone like me. Find someone who can give you the affection, attention, and love you deserve. And keep em close and enjoy the time you get with em. Cuz it won't last forever.
Stop giving up on "pretty good" because you ain't gettin' "best". Or you'll end up like me.
You must learn to be better at describing your job. Are you babysitting a database, are you building one, or do you get called on to occasionally put together a join so a business person can look at an excel spreadsheet.
>You believe you are in control of your head and you can choose to feel what you choose to feel.
That's not exactly what's going on. Let's just say, I encountered your problem, broke myself against it and finally changed my methods and adjusted my approach in response.
I know that I can't control emotion but I've already figured out how to cope with my emotions to the point that I can make them a non-factor when it comes to my decision making and the actions that I take. That's all.
I take the special where you finger my ass and say im a faggot on vocaroo